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Almost had sex with a FTM (female to male), bailed because it was horrible. Will greentext it if enough interest, have a few pics she(he?), whatever, sent me.
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You are a fag.

Tell your fag story
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>>584875745
I don't need pictures, but tell the story
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Got decked in the face today.

I could use a distraction. Go for it.
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Why not. First 2 pics are from her Squirt profile, the other 2 are ones I got.
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Why would you even try?
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>be browsing Squirt
>see trans person looking for tall uncut hairy guy
>imatchtheprofile.jpg
>message her (we'll just fucking say her)
>get immediate response "I love your uncut cock"
>literally the response I get
>be chatting back and forth, is fucking straight forward about sex, tells me exactly what she likes
>eventually get number, we start texting
>she always leads the conversation, asking me what I liked and if I liked this
>eventually asks if I want to come over
>hesitantly say yes

continue?
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>>584876707
just tell your story OP, we're listening.
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>>584876707
no, i've heard just about enough, thank you
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>>584876103
Curious, want to try everything, literally said why fucking not
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>>584876707

Continue...
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>>584876707
pre or post op?
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Go on...
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>gives me her address
>tells me she's ready for me
>I get pretty fucking nervous, never been with somebody like this, or someone so open about sex
>scramble to get ready, throw on clothes, wash uncut dick so fresh, replace cum stained underwear
>go downstairs
>tell the roommates I'm going to see a movie
>go to convenience store, pick up gum, begin chewing gum
>start to drive to her place, pretty close, only 5 minute drive
>park my car across the street in my college's parking lot (goes to the same college, and lives next to it)
>see her standing out in the front of her house
>walk up to it, make small talk, say hi, we go upstairs to her room
>big room, only a corner is being used, bed, desk, some shitty laptop, netflix open on it
>she lays down, I sit down, defensive position
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>>584877661
There's no operation they can have I believe, not like they can grow a dick or anything, if you're asking if she got her tits removed, no.
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Go on pls
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>>584876707
Go on and tell your story you fag
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>>584878092
oh shit I am an idiot and read mtf not ftm...why did she want to have sex with a dude?
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>>584876100
LMAO lost my shit.
What the fuck is this?
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>>584878092
>There's no operation they can have I believe, not like they can grow a dick or anything

shirley, you jest
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>>584877840

this pic is of him? or you?
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>>584877840
type this out ahead of time you fuckstain!
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The fact that you are calling him a her pretty much sums up why this failed.

They identify as a male, just because they have a pussy doesn't mean it's a chick.
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>>584878894
Who fucking cares what they identify as?
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>>584878894
>>584878894
>>584878894
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>>584877840
this story sounds a lot like the time i almost fucked a fat jew
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>>584879020
>>584879020
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>we make a FUCK ton of small talk, she has anchorman 2 playing in the background, we watch a little bit of it
>talk about college, she's an art major (no fucking surprise there)
>asks me what I do and what I like
>she starts talking about how she was a lesbian or some shit then started talking testosterone to "fill the connection"
>tells me how she gets off
>apparently they develop a little dick from their clit, she gets off by rubbing it up and down?
>we continue to just chat, talking about school, where I came from, where she came from
>starts rubbing my leg with her foot
>herewego.webm
>get on top of her, start making out
>beard is a litle weird, but fuck it
>she fucking goes HARD
>immediate tongue, kissing my neck, sucking my lips, all 11/9 yards
>tells me to lay next to her, starts going down my shirt, rubbing my crotch
>undoes my belt, takes of underwear, whips dick out

will continue, I have a naked picture of her, but fucking warning, this is the reason I bailed, fucking DISGUSTING, will only upload if enough wants
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>>584879155

Post that shit already
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>>584879155
Jesus, just fucking do it. We don't need to be holding your hand.
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>>584876707
don't ask to continue, just dump the story
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>>584879155
anon pls continue... i am enthused.
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>>584879155

WANT
WANT
WANT
WANT

yes im a fag idc i wanna see it
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>>584879155
Demanding out of curiosity
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>>584879155
Waiting for the shityness.
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>>584879155
Sure, I'd like to throw up tonight.
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>>584879155

This needs an action movie score to go along with it
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>>584879155
Want
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>>584879155
post you don't have to ask at all
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Do it god dammit. This is fucking 4chan, not your moms fucking facebook wall.
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>>584879155

Begging anonymous people to give you permission to continue doing what you're doing is a huge sign of insecurity.

I'm guessing this person was strange, but you knew that getting into it, and your insecurity left them unsatisfied because you're a little bitch.

And now you're being a little bitch to a bunch of numbers on a random board.

Do your fucking thing, coward.
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>>584879155
well goddamn, i have to see it now/
go ahead
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>>584879155
See, now this is like watching a train wreck... you can't stop watching until it stops moving.
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Do it faggot
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>>584879155

Yeah, I gotta see this.
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>>584879155
go on
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>>584879155
post op, pls
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>>584879155
POST IT FAGGOT
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>>584879155

>actively seeks sex with a trans male
>complains about it trans men

OP is a bigger faggot than expected.
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PLS
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Don't leave us hanging you night faggot
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>>584879155
Post EVERYTHING!
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OP
IS
SLOW
FAGGOT
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>>584879155
i wanna see
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>>584879155

>tells me how she gets off
>beard is a little weird, but fuck it
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Show us you overblown faggot or we will fuck your asshole with a cactus.
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Hurry the fuck up
I need to go to the bar
want to see this
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He's all like lemme tell you niggas a story and then he's like brb gotta type that shit.
DO IT NOW.
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man this is crazy
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>>584879155
Hey guys, haven't been on /b/ for a while. Have I been trolled? Or is there something "too disgusting" for /b/ now?
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>>584879974
says the feg posting homosuck
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>>584880389

no
OP is a faggot
nothing new here
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>opens new tab
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lets go op
dont let us down
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I 100% want to believe this is all true and OC. OP pls
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Don't be a faggot OP!
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I CANNOT GIVE UP THIS ERECTION. POST PIC PLS
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>she starts stroking my dick
>whatever, don't feel anything
>she gets on top of me, and starts going ham on my dick
>this is when I start to sketch, I feel literally nothing on my dick, almost just like warm water is being poured on it
>she's going hard on my dick though, I can hear her going down to the base (i'm 6 inches)
>bobbing head up and down
>fucking places my hand on her head, this bitch WANTS me to gag her
>despite all this I'm feeling a solid NOTHING
>at this point she rolls down my jeans and takes off her chest guard? it's like a wife beater that's supposed to hide your tits I guess
>titsnotbad
>keeps going ham, but at this point, seeing her body and not really feeling anything, making me question what I'm doing
>eventually lays down to me, pulls down her pants, I creep up, push underwear down
>she grabs a bottle of lube before anything, lubes it up, I start fingering her
>remember that she likes getting her clit stroked, start stroking it
>the fucking literal second I do that she starts making a noise like if frankenstein was getting a 12 incher shoved in dry
>sounded like a fucking moose
>at this point i'm barely managing half a boner

will post the horrid pic at the end of this story, coming up boys, give me a sec
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Just post that shit already
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>>584879155
want plz
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>>584880620

you fucking tease
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>>584880389
you've been dick slapped by a bearded lady
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>>584879155
i really need to see this
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inb4 op don't deliver
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>>584876707
>her

You mean him.
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OP please hurry, this is a very interesting story.
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This tied to chat with me online a few weeks ago.
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>>584880620
>inb4 dinosaur
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>>584880787
i believe the term here is "testosterone-fueled clit slap"
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>>584880620

stop trying to save face by saying you felt nothing
just post the story and the pic and stop being a fag
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>>584880921
are you op
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>>584880620
Jesus this is great
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>>584880620
OP here

>mfw I fucked this
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>>584880620
OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR
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>>584880620

Already gonna say I'd fuck this person just for the experience. I'm sure after being bored with you they'd appreciate a tongue in their asshole
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>>584881029
no
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>>584880921
To be fair this is the exact opposite of /b/'s typical shit. Well played faggot
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>>584880620
INB4
everybody walk the dinosaur
spaghetti
here we go op im calling the fake out
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>>584880921
So like serious question but uh... do those gruys want to power fuck dudes or are they trying to pick up chicks?

I kinda want to get powerfucked by something with a pussy but I hate the male aesthetics... also I'm not a very aggressive man, definitely lean more on the sensual side of lovemaking.
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>>584880620
Don't feel anything?
I have fucking priapism. I CAN cum from nothing. Quit bein a fag and just admit it was good.
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>>584880620
>getting dick sucked
>lolicantfeelnuthin

yeah sure
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>>584880921
Saw that pic...instant boner loss
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>>584881415
>more on the sensual side of lovemaking
>sensual side of lovemaking
>lovemaking

Fuck off beta fag
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>>584881453
Someones never had a bad blowjob
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OP this reminds me of the one time I tried craigslist. It wasn't a FTM but it was a chick with a large clit. I couldn't do it man. Ugh.
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Sniffing my farts while I wait for opie
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>>584881710
about taking the literal word "blow?"
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>>584881415
>sensual side of lovemaking
>sensual side
>sensual
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>>584881416
What you on about your virgin fuck, its possible not to come from sex? especially when its this fucking disgusting, i found myself making girls come before i do and im only 19 its fucking shit
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>>584881710
Someones never had a good blowjob.
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Type faster OP.
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Faster OP, FASTER!!!
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>>584881710
call me an idiot but I'm pretty sure i'd feel something if i put my dick in someone's mouth
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>eventually the moose fucking screams, clamps down on my hand
>itsgonnafuckingbreak.help
>she lets go, panting, asks me to keep going
>whatever, as long as it keeps away from my dick
>keep doing it, about another 2 minutes in she mutters "too fast"
>slow down, do it very slow, she's moaning like a goddamn cow getting mutilated
>I swear to god I'd rather be blowing donald trump
>eventually get another hand breaking orgasm, she's howling again
>I still haven't even come close to cumming
>she starts stroking/blowing me
>itsnotworking
>after like 5 minutes I guide her away and finish myself
>we sit there just breathing heavily
>she starts to stroke me again, trying to get me hard
>my dick and brain and telling me to fucking ABORT
>literally say "hate to break the mood, wanna finish tomorrow"
>keep in mind, we were supposed to meet tomorrow, so I'm using this to my advantage
>she says "ok"
>looks really sad
>idgaf
>get clothes on, we walk downstairs
>put shoes on, she says "i'll be waiting tomorrow"
>yeahIwont
>comes in for a kiss
>fuck me
>kiss her
>literally almost jump out the door

Bad experience, I wanted to experiment, results are never do it again. Sounded like a dying animal of multiple variants, body looks disgusting. Also, I did feel her sucking me off, but at no point did I feel like cumming once.

You asked for it, let me know if any of you can see after looking at that.
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>>584881415
This one wanted to get fucked for money.
I only replied that I can fuck actual bitches for cheaper what that was asking.
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continue op simultaneously curious and fucking terrified to see the pic at the end....
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>>584881957
...what?
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>>584881878
Greentext or didnt happened
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Finish the story...need to hear how OP bitches out and see this ham planet so I can move on
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>>584882026
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>>584882026
DUDE WTF
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>>584882026

oh god i dont wanna see it please dont
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>>584880921
where online?
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>>584882026
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>584881952
Some will powerfuck dudes. My old roommate was a "FTM" that didn't take hormones. Occasionally she'd strap on fuck a dude or a trap. Mostly chicks though.
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I'm so sorry
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>>584881921
>>584881958
>>584882025
>>584881710
gr8 b8 m8
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>>584882026
good lorde
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Posted that before refreshing, just saw it... Its a big fat fuckin hairy dude with a goddamn vagina AGGHHHHH MYEYES
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>>584882177
Some random local date/fuck site where hookers post ads and fagots suck eachother off.
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>>584882026
>sounds like a moose
>looks like a moose
Op. What made you decide to even consider this.
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>>584882026
DUDE NO FUCKING WAY

HAHAHAHA! FUCK MY SIDES!
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So much fucking no....God no...my eyes...my fucking eyes
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>>584882026
well thats enough internet forever
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>>584882026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>584882026
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>>584882026
WHY

How desperate do you have to be, to willingly go somewhere with the intentions of having sex with this........abomination.
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>>584882026
Jesus fucking Christ man.
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hate to break the mood but you didn't back out OP if anything you just scheduled to do it again tomorrow.
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>>584882026
OP delivers and it's maybe worse than we though. Congrats op, you are not a fag, for being a fag
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>>584882026
hoe lee fuk
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>>584882026

I'd fuck him.
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The only shred of dignity I have left is I didn't go down on her, and I didn't fuck her. That's all I could salvage.
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So a lesbian that wanted to be a man so she could suck cock...
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>>584882026
Holy shit man. HOLY SHIT man. I've never been that fucking hard up for ANYTHING.
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>>584882026
Dude what the actual fuck?
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>>584882026

meh just looks like a chubby guy doing a girly pose

let down.
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>>584882026
this doesn't expand dong
this doesn't expand dong at all
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>>584882479
>>584882579
>>584882690
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>>584882026

I hope fat tranny he/she is a /b/ tard and sees this
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>>584882026
You're a brave faggot, Anon. Treading where no one had gone before. I salute you.
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>>584882026
why is the lower half brown is that just bad lighting
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>>584882750
Not so sure about the whole "her" part there /b/ro.
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>>584882026
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that's pretty much it for you bro
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Someone wincest this freak and use it to derail that shit
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>>584882828
>>584882829
>>584882741
>>584882679
>>584882608
>>584882579
Because I didn't see any body pictures before I met her, like yea whatever I don't care about chubby but fucking christ I don't wanna see gabriel iglesias with a vagina.
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I want to see mutilated genitals now
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Man, I must be a whore because I totally would've got mine despite the way he looks. And maybe have gone back fer seconds.
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>>584876707
isn't squirt a gay sight? Do you usually fuck guys?
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>>584882026
Seriously, why would you think that would be pleasant at all? What is wrong with you?
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>>584878894
YOURE TRIGGGERING MEEEEEEAE
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>>584882026
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I feel ya OP. I've had some bad blowjobs and regretful sexcapades before. I know 100% of the feeling of having someone blowing you and it literally doesn't feel any different than someone rubbing your leg. I've also just got up and left one time too much like you did. Honestly, none of them were as bad as that though. Jesus. Maybe I'd try and get my dick in it and think of something else? I don't know... I'd probably just leave...
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>>584882026
My bf told me a story about his friend fucking this dike bitch and he said she was so loose it felt like fucking a coffee can full of warm water! She later made the transition but I thought that was funny
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>>584882026
How could this possibly have turned out well?
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>>584883200
>pansexual, polysexual, sapiosexual, whatever the fuck, they.
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>>584883128

You use this situation to try out some kinks you don't normally get to try. Someone in between genders has to be open minded, since they're asking you to give a blowjob to their he-clit.
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why? bro wtf? why so curious?
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Holy shit man. Thanks for the lulz. I've been waiting to fuck my wife to see what you did and it was worth it. Holy shit.

OP fucking delivered.
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>>584882026
it just looks like a fat hairy guy with larger than average manboobs
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>>584875745
shut up. that's you and your manboobs, you fucking slob. kill yourself.
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>>584882026
>You asked for it, let me know if any of you can see after looking at that.

meh... i've nailed non-ftm chicks at closing that looked worse than that
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>>584883650

Agreed. Any pussy pictures?
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This whole situation is confusing. i think i need to go to bed
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thank mr skeltal
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>>584883084
Man it doesn't matter the second you rolled up and saw this freak of nature you should of high tailed it out of there. You sir are the most disgusting person on all of /b/
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>>584882026
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uuugghhhh
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>>584882841
that's because it IS a chubby guy

this is the OP, you all been goofed in the arsewhole

rate my bod outta fiver
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The worst is when you get head and the bitch thinks your dick is a toothbrush. Shit pisses me off.
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>>584882026
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>>584880803
holy shit thanks for the laugh anon
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3921 get tho
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>>584882026
Holy fucking shit, OP...
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>>584882026
I wouldn't rape that with bill cosby's dick
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>>584882026
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That's all for tonight boys, I'm feeling pretty damn disgusted right now, but fuck, gotta take some risks, and not everyone can say they got with a FTM so hey I got something.

Just washed my mouth, dick, and took a shower, and gonna play CSGO. Thanks for the audience boys.

Also, I will not meet up with her tomorrow, most likely gonna block her number and forget it.
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>>584883845
obviously. people here are so retarded. OP is also a humongous faggot for posting this kind of shit. makes me fucking sick.

OP, if i was your father, i'd beat you senseless.
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>>584882026
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>>584884789
op, yous a cool guy. but stay away from the trans lol. too confusing.
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>>584884789
your posts were hot
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>>584884789
LOL

based
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I was going to fap after lurking... Not anymore after seeing this.
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>>584882026
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what the fuck
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If any of ya wanna play with the guy who almost fucked a half dude/girl, add me, might fuck with her, who knows: steamcommunity.com/id/JollyDoctor
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>>584884789
Thanks for the upcoming nightmare man.
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Welp, I need to find a reaction face thread since I have no reaction face suitable for this.
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>>584882121

I already gave away the ending. But okay...

>try craigslist
>talk to chick
>go to her house
>she says to park down the street because neighbors gossip
>chubby mexican chick
>we smoke pot and chat
>i'm doing my charming guy shit
>she's like wow why dont you have a girlfriend?
>dont tell her that i think women in general are just horrible people, change subject
>her parents own a beaner restaurant
>i'm playing hard to get, she gets real cutesy attitude trying to be seductive
>we make out
>i didn't bring a condom
>she goes and gets a condom from her "roommate"
>starting to suspect i'm being baited into some cuckhold bullshit
>its a magnum condom but its surprisingly not that big
>she says i have to go down on her first
>i get her to suck my cock some anyways
>no intention of going down on her
>get a look at her vagina
>oh god her clit is a tiny dick
>already fingering her, start jerking off her big clit like its a tiny dick lol
>try to pretend i licked it by spitting on my finger and stroking the big clit
>my ruse fails
>i'm just totally turned off and tell her this isn't gunna work
>she's all frustrated
>apparently she cancelled on another guy who was on his way because i was so charming on the phone
>what a slut huh
>she calls the other guy, who is now home
>the loser gets in his car and heads back
>while she's doing this i'm in the bathroom staring at myself in the mirror
>why did you attempt this why why why ugh gross
>go to car, sit in car, chill and wait to get a look at the other desperate craigslist loser who is about to be traumatized
>lol its a nigger, even craigslist sluts prefer whites
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>>584885785

lol
you're going back for more
you do you, OP
don't be so afraid of what ppl say
you wanna do her/him
do her/him
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>>584882026
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>>584884789
You gotta tell it to do a clean shave (face, pussy, ass, legs, and pits) and you'll come over tomorrow
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>>584884789
Have a good night OP. You've done your good deed for the day.
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Look, I'm not trying to be the white knight here.
But this type of shit is exactly why all of you are pathetic virgin betas.
Why didn't you just tell him/her/it that you weren't feeling it, and that you guys should stop?
You fucking put yourself through that shit all 100% on your own. You didn't tell it to stop, you didn't back out, you were desperate enough to get your dick sucked by....THAT.
You're the pathetic beta loser, not her.
You deserved all the shit you get, and I hope to christ that she pulls phsyco bitch on your ass and harasses you from here on out because you are god damned pathetic. Holy shit.
Also you fucking solicited sex from a dude. You are a fucking faggot.
Kill yourself
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HOLY SHIT OP WHY

SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS SHIT
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>>584886475
this this this this
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>>584882026
I can smell that from here. Fuck that shit. You're out of your mind. I will pray for you tonight, and I don't even believe in God.

>I'm not atheist though so keep your mouths shut
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>>584886684
NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW OF THE HORRORS WITNESSED TODAY YOU SAVAGE ANIMAL!
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>>584886830
tipsleeuphoricfedora
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>>584886830
letiplefidora
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>>584882026
wow
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>>584886475
gr8 b8 m8
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>>584880921
This is what a female would call a trap. It's like parallel universe where traps are this. You don't see it every day. Huh.
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>>584886475
Because I thought it would be at least a fucking decent looking human being and then at the worst possible time I find out it's a fat gorilla, I can smell the virgin on you.
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>>584882475
OP ANSWER
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>>584879676
+1 upvote
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>>584886964
>>584887031
I'm not atheist, you virgin. And how is believing in God any better if I were?

>agnosticism: stop thinking you know everything; don't be a fucking know-it-all; don't believe in fairy tails until you see them
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If someone caps this please share. I'm way to fucking lazy and high to do such things.
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>>584887403
Because I wasn't fingering her when I was talking to her.

It's like you have to drink milk but aren't allowed to smell or look at it, you can only drink it, and you only know if it's rotten after you're done.
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>>584887707
No Nigger. You look at the expiration date. That way you know before you taste it. You had to be able to see them jelly rolls beforehand. And For fucks sake that neckbeard. You decide to hook up with a FTM and it happens to be a fat neckbeard.
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>>584888373
If I wanted to hook up with a fat neckbeard I'd fuck you.
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>>584882026
I...I might fuck that. What has this place done to me. I need to go think to myself.
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>>584887707
Dude. Fuck it in the ass
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>>584888785
No you would get on squirt and fuck a fat neckbeard. As evidenced by you getting on squirt and fucking a fat neckbeard.
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>>584882026
nigga why....
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>>584882026
this is why i lurk 4chan. I dub you king of /b for today. Know that your efforts are appreciated by your loyal subjects and we all hope to see your greentext on fucking a male to female soon...
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>>584882026
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I'd take a trap over her any day.
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That's not a tranny bro. That's a dude. He's got a beard.
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thanks now i feel sick but hell this is why i love you /b/
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>>584882026
Nigga come on really. If you gonna fuck a tranny at least make it a good looking one. Her tits look like expired deli meat, she has a neck beard, she's as fat as a cow and her cunt looks like a carpet display sample.
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>>584882026

>experimenting

You are into some FREAKY shit.
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female to male is so disgusting.

like why would u even do that. just cut ur fucking hair or something and look like other normal dykes.
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>>584882026

I'm pretty desperate and have low standards but that is fucked
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>>584882026
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>>584882026

nope
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>>584882026

He's probably lookin at this thread right now tipping his fedora
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>>584881453


ultra virgin detected. so much a virgin that u dont even know what bad sex feels like.
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>>584882026
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>>584882026
That's you isn't it OP?
>Ebola/10
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>>584882026
eww
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>>584882026
its one of those abominations
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>>584882026
10/10 story
i fucking love /b/
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>>584882026
This is the single handed most disgusting thing I've ever seen on this board
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