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Should I keep my movember beard /b/?
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Holy fuck please be a troll
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>>584474387
Beard??
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>>584474387
I wouldn't
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Looks good m8 7/10
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shave everything. now.
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Why did you glue pubes to your face?
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>>584474387
>beard
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>>584474387
You'll never be a real Man OP.
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Not unless you want your nickname to be Patchy
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Some people just aren't build that way buddy. Move one to better lands.
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>>584474549

this is why we need IDs. samefag fuck. your pubes suck.
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Where's your beard then?
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>>584474387
eeeeeewwww
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>>584474387
allahu ackbar
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>nearly two weeks into December
>those pubes took 6 fucking weeks to grow
RAUGHS.JPG

JESUS CHRIST
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Absolutely fucking not. You virgin.
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>>584474387
The fact that you didn't shave this piece of shit the second your clock ticked 1.dec means you must be Autismo himself.
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Reece?
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>>584474387
Did your parents get you an elective surgery to remove every last drop of testerone from your tiny, frail, girlish body? Why did they do this?
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Who told you that was a beard....
>> next time you shave some fat hairy guys ass crack, dont glue the pubes to your face, and claim novembeard.
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>>584474387
Shave that shit.
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Movember is not for growing a beard and trying to look cool.

Grow a mo to raise awareness for men's health. Not something to joke about.
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>>584474779
The fact that he took part in no shave November and walked around with that shit on his face for a month is autistic enough
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Your balls must be cold right now.
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If you havent killed yourself by now OP I suggest you do so
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Shave the fucking pubes off your face faggot
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Did you glue you pubes on your face? Wait a few years before trying again
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>all these replies

Damn this is some funny shit. Kill yourself OP
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Is it really that bad?
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>>584475016
YES IT FUCKING IS PLEASE DUDE SHAVE IT
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>>584475016
my asshole has more beard than you
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Are you in isis
> mangy turban beard
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saved for future cringe threads
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Sorry op, but that is not a beard.
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>>584475016
I dont have a reaction image suitable for what im feeling you obnoxious faggot loser
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>>584475016
Fucking hell, get a neckline at least
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>>584474387
Lol
>beard
Shave it anon
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>>584474387
Looks like you pasted pubes on your face lel.
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But if I keep it for another month maybe it will look better?
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>>584475345
yes, absolutely
okay I'm outta this troll thread
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>>584474387
trim or shave for fuck sakes
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>>584475345
Im now going to assume you are trolling us and not actually this retarded
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>>584475345
You could keep it going for a year and I doubt you'd see much improvement.
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>>584475345
This displeases me
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Maybe it would attract people with an armpit fetish but you won't get better OP.
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Team america/10
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>>584475345
Fuck, OP. You can't grow a beard. You don't have the follicle density for it. No matter how bad you want it, you're always going to look patchy because your hairs are too far apart to look like anything substantial. Give up now. Accept that you'll never have a beard and move on with your life. Also prepare to spend a ton of money on good razors, you're gonna need them.
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how is this a bread?
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>>584474789
I did this my first time too. Easy rookie mistake.
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Shave everyday and within a few years ( when you're 35) you can try again
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>>584474779
haha nice original picture you stupid fucking asshole
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Probably the worst beard in the world!
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If we're posting beards. Mine's been better than this, but here's how it is currently
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how about mine ?
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Try with side-burns (ba dum ts) until it grows better.
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Fuck sideways
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>>584475989
yuck
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>>584476120

terrorist/10
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>>584475345
no
your pubes don't turn into beard over a month
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>>584476120
would bomb with/10
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>>584474387
Phil Fish plz leev
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>>584476317
>>584476470
then i will shave it
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>>584474387
>>584475016
>>584475345

Guys, why dont you realise it? Just before our eyes we have this incredible well-conserved male alpha specimen. The environment of this spectacular creature has accentuated his female organs, hibernating until now. For that exact reason, his testicles have trascended upwards until his neck, where both pubic hair and little-wee-nuts have become part of his chin.
Reconsider it guys, this is something seen only few times in a lifetime.
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>>584474387
NO
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>>584477039
Kek
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Keep growing it op. I've been growing mine since Nov 1st and its starting to fill in. But I'm also a nignog and I have to comb it out for it to look more full, because of my cursed curly gorilla hair makes it look shorter than it actually is
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>>584476120
In how much time you achieved this?
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Buy fedora.
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>>584476141
how old are you anon?
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>>584474728
hi
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>>584474387
dude, mine was just like that at the end of the month, but blond instead of black, so it's even less visible

i looked like a rat ; _ ;
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>>584475345
i'm actually going to throw up>
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I aint posted in ages... where the fuck are captchas? And where the fucks the spam?
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>>584474387
lmao Marcus you faggot
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>>584474836
Wasn't there some feminist plan to hijack movember and turn it into a movement to fight against objectification of women?
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>shaved November 1st
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>>584478109
Of course, 'cause everything must be about those cunts
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+This is now a rate my beard thread+

2 months in.
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>>584475570
Your tits displease me.
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>>584474387
skanky/10
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>>584478377
your displeasement displease me
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>>584474387
my ballsack looks better after a month of not shaving.
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>>584477039
underrated post
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>>584474387
Shake it.
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>>584474387
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>>584474387
Cool beard OP
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>>584477687
>>584477687
2 months , but i trimmed it a bit
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those pubes
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Question to Muslims:

New convert here (inb4 go bomb yourself)

I know it is haram to shave your beard

But you are allowed to trim it right?
I mean i know it is recommended to have a beard that is about one fist size in length, but what if you have a beard that is not that big, but it is still a beard, like this anon >>584476120
or like pic related

I mean i know the point of a beard is to not look like women, so even having a small beard, can't be haram right?
>inb4 the point of a beard is to not imitate the non-Muslims
that is trimming the moustache

The way I see it

The hadith is "Leave your beards and trim your moustaches"

The two reasons for this is
>not look like women
>not look like non-Muslims

and to me, it seems that leaving your beards is to not look like women, and leaving your moe is to not look like disbelievers, not both reasons for both.

So is pic related (without the large moe) permissible? Or is it just as bad as being clean shaven?
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>>584474387
>questioning whether you should keep a neckbeard
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>>584475092
lost
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>>584479141
*and trimming your moe is to not look like disbelievers
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>>584479141
i have a beard cause i like it , not because i dont want to look like woman
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>>584479141
fuck that shit
read the word
attempt enlightenment
realize your beard has nothing to do with it
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>>584479390
i know, i was just using your pic as an example

I personally like the beard as well
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>>584479667
>>584479681
and i meant the point of being forced to have a beard in islam, not having a beard in general
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>>584479818
unless you live in saudi arabia
islam cant "force" you to do shit
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>>584478138
2/10 fucking disgusting
>>584478352
7/10
>>584478486
10/10 miring that facial hair
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>>584474387
Nigger, are you sure someone didn't gorilla mask you?
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>>584474387

Christ dude. That beard is horrible
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>>584475016

holy fuck, that is the patchiest, dirtiest looking beard i've ever seen. SHAVE IT AND/OR KILL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY
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arrrouuuuu
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Absolutely. You look like a real men.
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>>584478486
Rick Grimes pls go
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>>584474387
You look like when Garry was Valmorphanized in "Team America: World Police"

Pic related, it's you
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>>584477039

KEK
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>>584474387
just take some sellotape to your face and get rid of it. Never do it again.
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Pelopolla
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>>584474387
dis me beard
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>>584480288
>>584474387
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>>584481776
Marry me?
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>>584474387
LOOK AT HIS PUBES
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>>584481900
awwwww you flatter me!
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How about mine?
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>>584482702
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It's terrible. Far too manly and not kawaii.
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>>584482702
Dumb
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>>584480804
lol
>>584480235
thx
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>>584474387
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Six weeks in, mustache won't even connect to the rest.

Should I just give up and shave? It looks like utter shit, I don't know if waiting will help.
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>>584474387
It's now decembeard bro
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>>584474387
That's no beard...
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>>584483187
saul?
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>>584483187
Feel your pain bro
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>>584474387
the fucking definition of neckbeard. my eyes!
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>>584483336

Not him, sorry.

>>584483383

Yeah you seem to have the same beard type as me, only slightly lighter. The pathetic thing is I'm 25.
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>>584483572
I'm 23
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>>584483642

Well the good thing is we still don't look as pathetic as OP.
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>>584483841
Topkek
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Die
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>>584474387
Mad facepubes bro
If you're gonna have a shit beard
have a nice shit beard
Shave it and shaped it to run parallel to your jawline.
That just looks like someone glued your face and then made you go muff diving at an old folks home.
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>>584483080
What? King leonidas beard too manly for you?
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My beard
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>>584475016
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>>584484286
damn nigga that is one manly beard
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My no shave beard. Probably gonna clean up pretty quick, but it's been fun.
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>>584483187
keep the soul patch and sideburns
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>>584484442
Thanks pal
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>>584474387
cut the neck beard and groom it on the sides
but honestly looks like shit wait a couple of years.
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>>584479141
shaving the beard is not haram, its not commanded in the quran, but you can still do it
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>>584484800
nice dubs
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how 'bout my beard?
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>>584484286
Kai?
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>>584484524

So I should just shave off the stache?
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>>584479141
I reverted recently and thought the same.But no, u don't need to have a bears a few of my brothers are clean shaving
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>>584474387
No.
That looks disgusting.
Shave that off and don't try to grow a beard again for at least 10 years.
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>>584484514

Not bad. 7.5/10 would consider going gay for but it would be preferable if sister
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The definition of a neckbeard
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>>584475570
yeah but youre fat so who the fuck cares
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>>584484968
Kai? If youre asking if thats my name, no. If something else, i dont know what it is
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>>584484922
> 58
> 49
wut?
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>>584482702
Fucking nice
Its so shapely
Looks like you could put a night cap on it before you climb into bed.
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>>584481141
Top kek
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>>584484975
if you don't like it not attached to the rest of your facial hair. personally, i think it looks fine as is. might need a trim, however.
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any tips?
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My fucking facial hair grows hella patchy too. Some spots are just completely hairless. I'm in my 30's, what the fuck?
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>>584484922
>22
>dubs
nice

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???
DUBS ARE BACK ON LE /B/
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Rate.
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>>584485516
Its fucking awesome having it like this. Im a bouncer and the women love it.
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>>584485717
same here, though mine grows out fuller and curlier on one side of my face than the other. shits all retarded
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>>584474387
did you glue my pubes onto your face?
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you need to ask yourself: is it still november for me to keep a no shave november beard?

Faggot.
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>>584482702
>>584484286
The two best beards so far. Rest of yall are faggots
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my beard
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is this the start of an epic new meme?
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>>584484286

The only good beard so far.
This be me. Fuck your pussy hipster beards.
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>>584486870
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>>584474387
i have the exactly same fucking beard.
So tired of the pubes on my chin
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>>584487048

Hey Matt, I really liked the new The National album.
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>>584486989
What? Being bearded? Fuck off you naked ape
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Well, I'm into southern shit
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>>584475345

Nah dude keep it up. Give it a year and all the hair will fill in and curly and you'll look like a god.
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>>584474387

so gud bro keep dat shit ladies get moist looken at u 10/10 beautiful
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learn to beard
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>>584485516
top kek
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>>584487744
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>>584485990
3/10
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>>584487996

The lighter color hairs, look like ball hairs. And why the fuck are they so long?
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>>584487744
Lemmy
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>>584488186

Well, they ARE ball hairs. I superglued them on top of the base beard to add more substance.
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>>584474387
Get out of here rookie
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lel na
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>>584488463

lol you look young but already going bald, your hair really looks thing. sucks to be you!
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