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Hey /b/. So the last time my female friend and I hung out I got drunk and ended up sucking on her tits and putting my hand down her undies while she was topless and I was too. We kissed a lot and she sucked on my tits once or twice. Now she's openly admitted she's bi-curious and I want to eat her out really bad. She's really shy but we are really close friends, but I also don't want to ruin our friendship. Wat do?
>pic unrelated
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>>584173678
Here is what you do: post tits or gtfo.
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>>584173678
Tits and timestamp please.
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Tits. Timestamp. Now
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What the fuck? You two have a major sexual encounter and you are having second thoughts? Stay beta fag
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>>584173678
>>584173815
>>584173935
>>584173946

S/he isn't attentionwhoring faggots.

Ask her what she thinks about that kind of thing, slowly make hints. I mean c'mon, you know how girls work better than we do, right?
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>>584174058
reddit has arrived....
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>>584174058
You are cancer, gtfo white knight beta fag.
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>>584174190
>>584174194

It just got warmer in this thread.
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>>584173678
To the picture; coming from the girl who says "shove that shitty fucking meat wad in my dirty stink hole and make it yours". I mean, what the fuck.
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>>584174058
This is 90% a dude.
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>>584174460
I 90.1% agree with you
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>>584173815
>>584173935
>>584173946
Too lazy to timestamp. sorry my tits suck. Not a good angle. Not taking requests, just please give advice
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>>584174194
He's not white knighting. You're just objectively wrong...
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>>584174460
>>584174571


Exactly, so what's the point when there's porn webm threads?
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Tits or gtfo. Plenty of other places you could ask this, fuck off.
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>>584173678
who is she?
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>>584174460
>>584174571
Fuck you fagits.
>>584173986
I just want to stay friends too.
>>584174717
see
>>584174643
>>584174824
good m=one m8
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>>584174058
I like your logic, that its just a story that anyone can make up.
Therefore, togtfo shouldn't apply.

But if she's a girl, and wants my advice. I want tits and a time stamp.
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>>584174919
see
>>584174643
you faggit. now give advice pl0x. She's a strong 9/10. But I don't want to lose her as a friend too since we have been friends for a while.
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>>584174643
>To lazy to timestamp
Bitch why would you even bother then?
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>>584174889
FUCK ME? FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. No englais si vous plait
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>>584175265
just a time stamp...you already showed tits (if those in fact are your tits) and I will do my best to help out
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>>584174393
and thats the joke
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>>584173678
I've been married for so long I don't remember how to give advice for getting girls, but good luck OP I hope you get the booty
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>>584175584
>>584175606
fagits help me now
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>>584175969
Very well then...Judges?
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>>584175584
avoue ta bander
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>>584173678
Become fuckbuddies.
No strings attached, just friends who like sex. Then it's gonna be comfortable enough.
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>>584173678
Alright, get to that magic friend zone.
The place where you don't put a name in your relationship.

Get there.
Meet up with her, talk like she was your friend.
Remember body language, yada, yada, yada.
Focus all your attention in her. The less words you say, the better. Get her to talk. Get her to tell the story.

When she returns the conversation to you, drop it on her.

Tell her how you feel. Tell her that you want that hot scissor action.

In the end, man up with that she-dick of yours and ask her.

Not hard, just do it.
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shameless self-bump
>>584176169
How does one go about this?
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If you ask for help online help cannot be given.

Its a lost cause at that point. So never ask random for anything, are you fucking dumb.

You sound incredibly shallow.
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>>584173678
here with your bi chick
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>>584175969
Are you kidding, your vajayjay is way out of angle. Help us help you out and show us the couch.
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>>584175969
The first thing is talk about the whole situation...stablish the ground rules...no strings attached (if both are mature enough for that) otherwise is not recomended if you don't want to jeopardize the friendship, but if you decide to go for it make sure none of you will get hurt
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>>584176240
Alright, thanks for this advice.
>>584176437
get that race-mixing landwhale out of here
>>584176459
topkek m8
>>584176610
Okay. Thanks anon
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>>584173678
>>584175969
You do this

get a box of wine or two
have a fun night of hanging out
when the moment is right and spirits are high - you move in for the slay

If you get any bad mojo off of it blame it on being too shitfaced

if she feels weird she'll blame it on her being shitfaced


NOW you can take it from there and see if you want it to be a regular thing. I bet you odds are that it'll go great and you two will scissor-sister it up until the cowtits cum home - ya dig?

Also... maybe about a 6/10 on them titays
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>>584176715
I'm already aware my tits are fucking disgusting. Considering getting a breast and nipple reduction. Thanks for the advice anon
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all girls fuck. and when i say "all" girls, i mean ALL girls. just do it.
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>>584175969

seeing as how getting drunk with her worked well for you last time, why not do it again?

if things arent awkward between you after sucking each others tits, they aren't going to get any more awkward by muff diving.

there ya go
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>>584174058
downvoted
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>>584176675
Anytime...now remember, make sure you know what she is looking...if her goal is just to experiment...eperiment togheter...but if she wants to build a relationship from this...it's up to you if you want that also...or not
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>>584176253
Just keep hanging out with her and try to have a good time. Do things together often and flirt with her but talk about other girls you like so she doesn't lose interest.

After you two get more close use one of the many intimate moments that arise to your advantage. Kiss her and touch her the right way and remember to be polite and not force yourself.

Two ways this can backfire seriously on your ass is 1) by avoiding her 2) by forcing yourself when the time's not right.
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>>584175969
come here we will give you advice in exchange for tits.

femanons
dot
org
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FUCK OFF TREVOR, YOUR A CUNT. FUCK OFF TREVOR, YOUR A CUNT. FUCK OFF TREVOR, YOUR A CUNT. FUCK OFF TREVOR, YOUR A CUNT.
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>>584176909
6 isn't disgusting

I don't really rate a girl on one feature alone, so just seeing that it makes for a pretty average score. You show me any more, then I judge more honestly.

Seriously tho, that's a horseshit attitude, you look fine (all the 1/5 I can see of you)
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>>584176946
She wasn't drunk, only I was.
>>584177041
Not looking for a relationship. I have a boyfriend, but he's okay'ed this whole thing.
>>584177094
Nobody wants to see my tits anyway
>>584177093
Thanks anon
>>584177312
u wot m8
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>>584176675
Just out of curiosity, you no longer into dick, or what.

I don't mind faggots, because thats two less competitors in the race to spread my seed into every woman.

But, when you shack up with this chick, that's two less baby incubators that can grow my warrior sons.
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>>584177441
we wont no less we get a good look at them, just come we give you some advice
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>>584177487
I have a boyfriend. I lean towards dicks.
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>>584176253
To become fuck buddies both parties need to be complete and absolutely on the same page...both need to understand that the emotional involment you make it´s limited only to the physical aspect of your relationship (aka how much booty both are getting) and understand that it will only become something more IF both of you want that
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Discuss it with her first and let her know how you feel. you'd be surprised what can be resolved through a simple conversation. set rules and boundaries that you can can both agree on and be comfortable with. If a situation that leaves doubts or cannot be agreed on. Just both agree that your friendship is more important to you and you don't want to ruin it. If you are close enough to lick each others pussies, you should be close enough to have a heart to heart talk
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>>584177787
>>584177770
Thanks anons, this advice is really helpful. Not even being sarcastic.
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>>584177441
Boyfriend, got that cleared up.

Your tits are fine.

So what's the problem?
Are you just bored?
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>>584173678
TO THE GULAG YOU GO, FUCKIN FILTHY DYKE.
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>>584177686
Now give us something back anon.
Tell us a bit more info about you.


Why don't you invite her for a threesome or something? That might ruin the fuckbuddies thing but you'll probably have a lot more fun.
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>>584177787
>>584177770
Yeah but getting drunk first completely eliminates the mistake of error if she flips the opposite way and isn't into it.

Just sayin.
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>>584177441
>Nobody wants to see my tits anyway
I think your tits look good, I wouldn't mind seeing more of them
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>>584176715
>box of wine
make sure it's your finest box of wine, lmao
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>>584178064
>threesome

Horrible advice, don't do it
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>>584178064
My boyfriend is her ex-boyfriend, that would be awkward.
>>584178028
top kek
>>584178190
But if she's drunk isn't that technically raoe
>>584178250
I abhor my aerolas so much.
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>>584177948
anytime...as much of a cliche that it might sound...really...just talk. You'll be surprised how much shit you can avoid by doing that...Good luck
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>>584173678
try to figure out what do you done wrong then act like hopeless retarded with not returning illness and she will love you full of pity
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>>584178352
no email required, just come make this easer for us.

femanons
dot
org
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>>584178352
Your tits are fine...they're tits
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>>584178359
I'll give it a go.
>>584178582
u wot m8
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>>584178352
Is she still into your boyfriend?
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>>584178870
Not at all
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>>584178352
>I abhor my aerolas so much.
seriously, your areolas look sexy. you shouldn't get cosmetic surgery on them. They're nipples they look normal
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>>584178989
Have fun experimenting femanon, hopes she down for some hot lez action.

And your tits are fine. If she's down for it, make sure you rub your boobies on her boobies.
And come back with some pussy-eating tips when you become an expert.
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>>584179326
I can't stomach this level of ass kissing any longer

it's not a big deal, just make a move on her and have fun with it
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>>584178989
hey now post your ass and I'll help you
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>>584178989
hey OP, come cam? :3

FemanonCams
dot
com

> accounts only require a username and a password, only take like 5 secs
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>>584179650
>>584179643
No thank you m8's
>>584179603
Okay, thanks anon.
>>584179615
Sounds good.
>>584179326
Erg

Thanks to all the anons!
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Confess your feelings on Jerry Springer. 1-800-96-JERRY
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>>584179876
>not showing your ass
not cool man
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some ass particularly in doggy style would be nice OP
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>>584177686
So I take it you'd be fine if your boyfriend sucked a dick or two since you want to go muff diving right?
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>>584181486
Yeah, he's bi too
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>>584181647
Is your relationship open? Or is it limited to carpet licking and dick sucking? lol.
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>>584176909
Your tits are pretty awesome, actually, the angle just looks bad.
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Don't forget your finishing moves!
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>>584173678
By not doing it you could ruin your friendship too, so I would just follow through as you both are interested.

Worst case, you handle it like fucking adults and stay friends?
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>>584182129
They're saggy, too big, don't look right on me, my aerolas are gigantic, my nipples are puffy, everything is wrong. Yuck.
>>584181779
Not really, but not exclusive either.
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>>584173678
>I want to eat her out really bad
i think you just answered your own question.
friends come and go, just do what you want
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>>584182782
your tits actually look pretty fucking awesome but I'm sure you've heard it already and are just fishing for compliments.. wouldn't mind seeing more
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>>584182782
You sound like an insecure beta faggot. Those tits are bretty gud. Better than my girlfriends.
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>>584182782
You have lovely tits babe you just fucking worry too much.

Is your bra the right size?

I've been having troubles with one of mine too recently. Turns out I've grown just a little bigger but it hurt like shit. Especially that middle metal thingy that's supposed to keep the front together.
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>>584183910
Yeah, it's not. I need a bigger one, but no money to buy a fucking super expensive bra right now.
>>584183709
Meh. Would agree with being an insecure beta faggot.
>>584183678
I'm just really insecure I guess
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>>584182782
you stupid cunt, your tits are perfect
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>>584182782
those boobs look angry
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>>584184119
Post pic of friend
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>>584184932
good one fagit
>>584184861
thanks

Update guys by the way: she said this. not sure where to go from here
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>>584184119
show more op.
Feet would be appreciated
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>>584185095
By the way guys, I'm the orange boxes.
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>>584173678
Didn't you learn anything from stand by me? Friendships don't last. People grown apart. Eat that pussy.
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yeah.. give us some vj OP!
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>>584185095

>...and were you ok with it?
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>>584185716
Tried to take that route. How am I doing /b/?
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>>584185808
Good, keep at it.
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>>584185808

all clear ahead captain

no iceburgs in sight
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>>584185379
Will try.
>>584185460
>>584185209
need to concentrate on this right now.

>>584185808
update guys she said "nah I was quite consenting". How do I spin that into saying I would do it again?
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>>584185808
i like you drunken self
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>>584182782
Your tits are pretty nice. You sure as hell need a new bra, however. Better yet - don't wear one at all
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>>584186053

>How do I spin that into saying I would do it again?

"I would do it again"
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>>584186053
i don't see anything wrong with just saying, hey maybe we can do it again sometime? Or just do it again when you guys are together.. doesn't sound like she'd say no to you
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>>584185095
she knew god damn well what happened.
I hate when faggots say "dude, what happened last night"
they're just trying to be edgy faggots who feign being more drunk than they are.
Fucking niggers.
Not a robot
ayy lmao
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>>584173815
>>584173935
>>584173946
>>584174190
>>584174194
>>584174460

You are cunts.
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>>584174058

Fucking White Knights.

>You know she ain't gunna ride yo dick for that right?
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>>584182782
I like your tits. Stop pulling your shoulders back like that though. guys like natural tits, and natural tits hang. just let em hang kiddo

>im not a robot
feel free to record all sexual adventures with your lady friend for sharing
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>>584185359
Thanks Professor
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>>584186325
Pretty sure a good deal of oldfags went along with it because tits
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>>584186302
>>584186071
GUYS IM THE ORANGE ONE. I wanted to get her to admit it.

>>584186236
>>584186217
she's typing right now. will update when she answers
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>>584182782
Stop being insecure.
I give your tits a solid 8/10.
And yes, that including models and shit. Because they only make up the extreme end of the bellcurve.
The majority of tits I have seen with my own eyes looked a lot worse than that. Saggy? Hardly, you couldn't even hold onto a pencil. Maybe a bit big, depends on your frame. And your nipple/aerola (you didn't know how to spell it, and neither do I) ratio is quite pleasant.

If you want honest critique, the only awkward thing about your tits is A: don't wear such a tight bra, embrace what you have and don't squish the bejeezus out of them. Your bra lines shouldn't be so prominent. And B: I do like it when there is a clear border between nipple/tit. Your aerola kind of just fade away, at least in that picture, which is slightly awkward. But would it make me any less eager to play with/suck on them? Not at all.

>I need to l2 brevity
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>>584173678
its really fucking simple, alright! Dont want to ruin your friendship? Leave her the fuck alone. Do you want to fuck her? Fuck her and take the consequences like everyone else in this god forsaken world... btw your tits are gross
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She said "No same". Guys I think I did it. But I don't know if she means with me or in general. Wat say?
>help get me the pussy /b/
>>584186876
thank you a lot.
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>>584175664
Yes, clearly. But did she really say that whole thing about marriage?
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>>584186791

>monitoring
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>>584187007
Say something to the tune of "next time, lets try it sober"

That should do it.
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>>584187007
pretty sure she means with you. show some more tits
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>>584187007

mission accomplished

end convo

message tomorrow, get drunk/hang out together within 2 weeks max
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>>584187360
yes more tits please
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>>584187007
say
"so uh would you like to hang out at your place at the afternoon/tomorrow/whatever"

Get some booze, watch a tv show or something, cuddle while doing it and fondle her.
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>>584182782
Honestly? I'd just say go for it. Just tell her that no matter what happens, you wanna stay friends, and then whatever happens happens.

Also, post butt?
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>>584187531
this right here, do this. Also patience is key, she may not jump right back into it straight away, gotta give it time
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>>584187007
take it easy tiger, just put yourself in the position to let it happen again but dont force it too much. gotta treat your lesbian lover like a wild pony, dont spook her
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>>584173678

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUrrlrB8GOk
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>>584187228
>>584187360
I wanted to establish with me to be sure though. FUARK SHE SAID "what in general". she's playing dump.
>>584187875
FUCK FUK I FUCKED UP
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>>584182782
Your tits are great. SERIOUSLY. If I woke up with those tits I would rejoice.
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>>584186325
Quit being a faggot.
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>>584187624
>>584187479
in a minute
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>>584187936
oh my god honey. hope you never mocked beta guys before, because youre feeling the spaghetti rushing from your pockets, and its not so funny anymore is it?
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>>584185095
be like "Well... that sounds fun" or something.
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>>584187936
Stop beating around the bush.

Just tell her you want the v.

She already said she liked it. PULL THE TRIGGER.
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>>584188183

bump for tits
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What's your friends first name
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If she was that into it she would have taken the hint.
Find someone more readily willing
your tits look nice, just seems like maybe they sit a little oddly on your body
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Get drunk with her again fool!
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>>584187936
Nah you haven't fucked it up, you both seem to be very nervous and awkward about it which is normal, I'm sure she understands
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>>584188234
HAHAHAH FUCK IM SUCH A BETA FAGGOT
>>584188281
BUT I DON'T WANT TO COME ON TOO STRONG.
>>584188353
FUK
>>584188290
NOPE

GUYS I'M GOING TO PUSSY OUT AND JUST NOT ANSWER HER. SHE SENT ME A "?" AFTER I HAVEN'T ANSWERED.
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>>584187936
because you're so insecure that you're saying things that don't make sense. you said she'd do it again, and she said same. she obviously meant with you.

i am not sure it's actually possible to screw this up since you are a hot chick, but you're coming dangerously close
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>>584186791
You're in.
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>>584187936

I agree with this guy:
>>584188281

Just tell admit to her that you loved it and you want to do it again. Don't be explicit, just let all the details work themselves out when you are together next.
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>>584188517
true, she is very socially awkward.
>>584188567
I don't know, she's bad at being head on sometimes. I REALLY WANT THIS THOUGH.

>>584188724
will try
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>>584174643
Atleast you posted based OP. Thats what matters. Everybody is a 15 yo fag
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>>584188556

You are omega status right now.

She literally told you that she liked it.

Just tell her you want to experiment more, jesus christ. This is easy mode.
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>>584188556
Fuck's sake anon.

Just tell her you want to fucking hang out and take it from there.
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>>584188556
Say, "I just mean in general but who knows :P" or something like that. Don't bail!! You're like, there. Be slightly mysterious, that's how you flirt.
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>>584188556
Listen to the other anons, you have to be more direct or you'll lose the chance. Be more direct about it but not explicit. like >>584188724
said
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>>584174643

Nice generic tumblrwhore pic, you autistic mongoloid.
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>>584182782
those are not saggy. they're fine. And your areolas and nipples are fine too. I'd give em a solid 7/10.
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>>584188556
Jesus fucking Christ.
She said she liked it. How the fuck you women get anywhere in life off your backs is beside me.
You say "well since you liked it, I'd like to try it when I'm not drunk. How you feel about Saturday - we order in, watch a movie and just see what happens from there."
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Hi OP, lesb-anon here. Forget about having the "hard talk" with her, that kind of crap only works in movies. If you both identify as straight I guarantee you just freak her out. If this is something that happens when you're drunk, leave it at that. Being drunk with a straight girl lets her feel like she was just wasted and gives you both an excuse to brush it off as nothing serious. If you start moral fagging and trying to talk about your feelings and boundaries, you're going to make things weird.

Just let her know you were in to it and that leave it at that. Then, set up a time for you to be drunk again alone together. Do whatever you did last time, because you were almost there anyway. While you're kissing and have your hand down her pants, let her know how bad you want to taste her twat. She'll let you, OP.

Now my straight friend, go get that pussy.
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>>584187936
You didn't fuck up, you're just being awkward.
You know what makes awkward a bad thing? Thinking that it's a bad thing.
Michael Cera? Awkward as shit (at least when acting), and people love him for it.
Just keep going. The while "lets try it sober" line is likely good.
Though I don't think you should try to push that one point too much. I would just keep talking about it. Though, you did kinda screw yourself by pretending that you didn't remember most of it.

And you're welcome.
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Try just being funny. Just like a little humourous icebreaker. Like "Hey quick question what does your pussy taste like? Y'know, for science."
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/B/ WE DID IT! WE REALLY DID IT
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>>584186791
>>584187936
Oh my god even the dykes are beta
What the fuck is wrong with this planet
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>>584173678
Jidf or mentally ill degenerate. Gtfo
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Lol nice
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>>584186791
stop fucking saying sorry every second word. You're not sorry for it, you loved it, and want to do it again, and clearly she didn't mind it either
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>>584189172
basically this.

you said you liked it, she said she liked it. obviously that means she'd let it happen again, don't get your speghetti all twisted,

next time you're together and close or fooling around just go for it
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>>584189327
Good work OP
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>>584189327
Congrats - you did it like I said to do it.
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>>584189327

2014 we did it

we're getting beta-dyke laid
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>>584189327
Good girl! Just remember, get as many pics as you can and reward /b/ for all of our hard work :P
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Boom now pussy
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>>584189327

Make her say my name while you tongue punch her juice box.

It's Dan.
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>>584189327
/b/ actually got someone some pootytang. Nice. Post your butthole in celebration.
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>>584189327
now ask how many sharpies she can fit in her pussy
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i think we deserve some vj now OP since /b/ delivered
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>>584189327
>sweet
Oh, you are such a dear.

Now go enjoy that delicious pussy.
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>>584189327
congrats OP
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>/b/ actually gets someone pussy when they post the convo and ask for advice
>mfw it's a girl
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This isn't /b/ anymore; just reddit faggots and newfags posting
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NEVER FORGET
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Tits since we helped?
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>>584189327
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>>584189327
FUCK YES. You go girl!
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>>584189327
make a thread on the glorious day as thanks
i'll need a date and time
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>>584190035

Set up hidden cameras and stream it for us.
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>>584189565
nevar 4get
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>>584190035
>Anywhere private
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CELEBRATORY TITS
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>>584173678
quote from worthless slut
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>>584189327
good job OP
although it was more her willingness than your suaveness
show us those sweet tits again!
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>>584173678
anyone got nudes of girl in OP s pic
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>>584190258
Thanks anon, go be happy. Enjoy the good lay.
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>>584190235
She's shy. She wants reassurance. fuck u fag
>>584190298
dont think they exist
>>584189327
CAN I JUST SAY ABSOLUTE WINRAR IM FUCKING GETTING IT IN
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>>584190258
Trim them nails before you go knuckle deep.
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>>584190603

proud of u bb
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GUYS I GOT AN APPROXIMATE. IT WILL BE SOMETIME THIS WEEKEND. WAIT FOR MY POST.
>>584190674
But I've been growing them out for so long ugh
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>>584190807
You're a dyke now, short nails are something you're going to have to live with.
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>>584190807
you should ask her for nudes and then repost them here as a reward for /b/. Offer her body as a sacrifice
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>>584189327
Congrats OP
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