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How does /b/ see themselves?

Take photo of yourself from your own point of view. Place camera under chin and take photo.

Completely natural. No sucking in your gut, no erections, no clothes.

>pic related
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>pic related it's me
rate me fags
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>>583811827
3/10
Fat. Small dick.
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>>583814258
I'm 5.5", how is that small?
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keep this going
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mkmkmkmkmkm
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open boobs
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>>583815106
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Recently hit the 10kg weight lost milestone in my diet thus this thread to celebrate. Still want to lose a couple more kilograms.

Feel free to rate, also try and guess my weight.
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Man this looks unappealing
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>>583811391

I got people around so I cant do this right now but here is an almost top down view
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>>583816425
How tall are you?
Off the bat I'd guess 5'11 and 167lbs
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http://strawpoll.me/3153310/
Spread this link.
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>>583816696
Wow, you're actually pretty close with both height and weight.
My height is 5'10" (178cm) which should help with guessing my weight.


Weight is close but I'll let a few other guesses to see who can get closest. Guess within 1kg and I'll post new pic.
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Hi
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>>583811391
You look like me. My camera is fucked so no pics
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Oh look, a bunch of fags wanting to see other faggots naked.
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>>583817805
demtoenails
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>>583817805
no... you show EXACTLY WHAT YOU SEE

you cant post pictures of your feet.

>tits or GTFO
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>>583814258
Post yourself fatass
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>>583818126
i need to clip dem
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>>583811391
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>>583818335
>Take photo of yourself from your own point of view. Place camera under chin and take photo.

>Completely natural. No sucking in your gut, no erections, no clothes.

You stupid cunt I bet you have huge nipples and a fat belly
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>>583816610
holy fuck dude wash your carpet
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Are unsexy grills welcome?
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>>583819523
everyone is welcome.
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>>583819523
no
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>Are unsexy grills welcome?
>>583817721

Yes, of course. I was just curious what other people see when looking down at themselves. Doesn't matter whether it's 32DDs, a 10inch schlong, or rolls of fat hiding a micro penis.
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>>583819484
its from the 60's this is as clean as it gets. shampooing get's it to this...
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>>583820319
Fuck i'm retarded

>>583819523
>>583819523
>Are unsexy grills welcome?

meant to quote that post
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>>583820319
Well this is what I see then.
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>>583820512
cant even see penis :(
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>>583820512
wheres your dick
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>>583820730
It ran away :(
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Honestly this thread just reminds me how weird 95% of the human race looks.

>im including myself in that
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>>583817721
>Weight is close but I'll let a few other guesses to see who can get closest. Guess within 1kg and I'll post new pic.

>>583816696
>Off the bat I'd guess 5'11 and 167lbs

This guy was close enough so I'll deliver

74.0kg (163lbs)


>>583820512
That's actually quite a decent view you got there.
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>>583820512

take a normal pic or gtfo
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>>583820512
Moar?
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>>583820981
Aiming to lose the gut, but thank you sir. Not so bad yourself.

>>583821039
This is not a thread for that.
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>>583820512
you saved the thread
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:(
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>>583821508
ay bby u wan sum fuk
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>>583821508
Why so blue? That's not so bad.
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>>583821508
you seem skinny.... but no dick.. What gives.
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>>583820903
no one noticed me :*(
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>>583821852
Because everyone else here looks quite decent
>>583821868
I consider this fat, but I'm not unhappy about my dick.
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>>583820903
>>583822327
I would ride your joystick.
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Hey /b
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>>583822432
What even? Everyone on here is hairy and/or chunky. You're fine.
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>>583821852
Also you're my 10/10 for using Windows Phone.
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>>583820512
How often do you masturbate? Any toys? do you sex a lot? Do you sleep naked? pls respond.
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>>583822602
Wow that's cheering me up. Thank you.
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>>583822726
Every day to every second day. Vibrator, lingerie, rope, collar and lead. Looking for tailplug. Sex is relatively frequent I suppose. I do sleep naked.

>>583822784
Good, smile and keep smiling until your face explodes.
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>>583820903
>>583822602
im neither
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>>583822726

Wow.
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>>583822936
You got snapchat?
add me: pascotee
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>>583822434
thanks!
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>>583823129
I don't, sorry anon.
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>>583822726
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>>583820512
dem titties, also nice feet
where you from femanon?
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Have some pics of my rattlesnakes
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>>583814258
Nah brother, this is fat with a small dick.

Pic related, it's me.
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>>583821161

> This is not a thread for that.

uhh this is /b/ so tits or gtfo
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you aren't ugly op
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>>583823638
>I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
- Elliot Rodger aka The Virgin Killer
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>>583824308
how heavy are you?
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>>583824190
NZ

>>583824259
That guy gives no fucks

>>583824308
I've never done a fat dude, the thought intrigues me.

>>583824343
How about you just gtfo since you just saw my tits and you're the only one who cares. Cute though.
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>>583824521
375
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>>583824617
You should gain another 50lbs and be on that TLC show, You can be the guy from /b/
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>>583824569

I saw extreme myspace angles
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>>583824569
He did this only for one night after I got him, now he's always between the rocks or on his sun spot.
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>>583824343
Fucking newfriend, just get the fuck out.
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No offence but i don't want too see any of your guys dicks, why would any of you. My point is this is gay and retarded
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>>583825226
well put....
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>>583825003
Kek that would be great
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>>583825021
Who the fuck uses myspace anymore? Just stop.

>>583825127
Holy shit. I assume that was frozen food? I've known snakes who wouldn't eat it at all. Damn that's a gorgeous fucker though, I envy you.
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I shit out of my dick, is it normal?
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>>583825971
Yes but your shits aren't.
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>>583824569
A little side note, my dick is actually about 6 inches hard, but the fat envelops my cock so I have to pull it back to show my full dick.
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>>583825413
Was a frozen rat. Not a pet you can touch since it can easily kill you. Snakes are my life though.
Another rattlesnake in pic. Do you actually like snakes?
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>>583826130
Was talking to a chunky dude I kinda wanted to bang not long ago, but he wouldn't give me dick pics no matter how hard I tried.
I could still ask him. Any tips on how I go about that? I've sent countless nudes but he's too shy.

Also, for some reason I would sit on you just to see what it's like. If you're comfy I'll go back for more.
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>>583826353
>Do you actually like snakes?
Hell yes, they are amazing creatures. Illegal to own them here, however. Only ever held one in my life, I was ecstatic.
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>>583826051
YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT MY SHITS!!
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>>583826395
Send him a pic of your bewbs with text reading
>Send me a pic of your dick

If he doesn't reply he's a faggot

Also how the hell do you not have snapchat? :(
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>>583826748
Oh I've done that. I've begged, told him I wanna see what I'd be sitting on. NOPE. NOTHING.

Also I just don't use all that stuff. It doesn't seem necessary to me. Skype is the way I talk to people.
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>>583826570
It's illegal to keep venomous ones I guess, or where the fuck do you live?

This one's not a rattlesnake
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>>583826976
New Zealand, it's illegal to have even non-venomous ones here. But gerbils and hamsters are also illegal so it's not surprising.

I love how from this view that one looks cranky.
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>>583826395
Just tell him that you aren't trying to make fun of his dick, and that you are actually interested. Tell him you understand how fat people dicks work and that you know that it'll look kinda small if it actually is baby cock even when he pulls fat back, lol at him and post to /b/
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>>583825413

this thread must be full of virginfags if they're so desperate to talk to you and not enforce the rules. fuck this thread.
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>>583826942
Most likely: he is total faggot.
Other options: He is loyal to another girl.
He might think your not attractive.
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>>583827413
She already showed her tits you fucking loser.
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Another femanon here. I'm worried if I should post though since I'm a little chubbier than the other femanon
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>>583827413
Learn the rules and come back faggot
Or dont come back.
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>>583827413
Holy fuck you're adorable when you're angry.

>>583827312
You're terrible rofl.

>>583827589
He left his gf not long ago, says he thinks I'm 10/10... I'm gonna go with faggot.

>>583827702
This isn't a competition of who is the skinnier femanon, post away!
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>>583827157
That's fucking sick. I don't really understand.
I'm from germany, I have some special permissions to keep venomous stuff.
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>>583816628
From YOUR point of view you fucking retarded faggot
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>>583827702
do it dont be a faggot.

Nobody knows you.
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>>583826942
>Oh I've done that. I've begged, told him I wanna see what I'd be sitting on. NOPE. NOTHING.

Yep, he's a faggot.
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>>583826976
yo, fellow snake owner here. no pics cos she ate last night and now she's hiding in her cave, but she's a darwin python.
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>>583827802
Agreed, considering unless you're a total idiot with snakes they're pretty placid for the most part. Well, with a few exceptions of course.
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>>583827702

>Yes, of course. I was just curious what other people see when looking down at themselves. Doesn't matter whether it's 32DDs, a 10inch schlong, or rolls of fat hiding a micro penis.
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>>583827702
I posted myself too. So don't be shy.
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>>583816610
trim your toenails
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>>583820512
Kat? Is that you?
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>>583827868
Yeah total faggot
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>>583827702
who cares, post yourself
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>>583828162
Of course. I'm also Rebecca, Courtney, Chelsea and Anna.
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>>583817805
holy shit trim those nails
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>>583827157
I don't keep snakes or anything but I do enjoy them and they're common around here. Can almost always find them in the yard/treeline in the spring and summer.
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>>583827702
I'm not a femanon but I posted and look at me. Rolls and rolls of fat, untrimmed, lard
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>>583825314
the fuck is wrong with your dick
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>>583828391
This is why I'm considering moving to Australia. There are the deadly asshole snakes but it's worth it.
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>>583828162
>i know that girl she went to my school
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>>583827802
New Zealand doesn't have any native snakes so they want to protect their natural wildlife from foreign predators.

... Unlike here in Australia where we don't bother keeping snakes as pets cause there's bound to be at least 6 deadly snakes in your backyard anyway.
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>>583828391
That's a mexican garter snake. It'll shed it's skin soon.
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gross
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Hello /b/ros
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>>583828874
That's gross in no way.
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>>583827641
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>>583828874

arching your back to make your tits not look like saggy saddlebags. Your nips are way out there.

also, a female shows up itt and you all start white knighting like fuck.
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>>583828874
You're not fucking fatter than me, what even?!
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>>583828342
Oh in that case
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>>583828874
nice bewbs

>>583828909
nice dick


>>583828874
>>583828909
you two should get together.
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>>583816623
sexci
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>ITT
>Guys working some blood into their dicks to not seem small, while also not getting completely hard
>Guys thinking flaccid cock size means anything
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>>583828909
>Take photo of yourself from your own point of view. Place camera under chin and take photo.
>Completely natural. No sucking in your gut, no erections, no clothes.

FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS
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>>583829050
She showed tits right away I'm not a white night you are just a faggot
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>>583829096
Different poster, check IDs

>>583827702
dapphKWS


>>583828874
y5fNdmKm
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>>583829479
Oh woops, had a stupid moment.

Still not sure why she thinks she's gross
Females, man.
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>>583824569
I'm from NZ too , are you located in auckland? If so i'd love to be a foot slave (Or suggest me to anyone in auckland who would want that)

Email me at [email protected]
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>>583826592
>>583825971
>>583825398
niece
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>>583829241
I didn't
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>>583829604
South island, sorry anon.
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>>583829604
This is not a fucking cringe thread.
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>>583829778
Okay, thanks anyway
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>>583825226
welcome to /b/ where the majority aren't straight.
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>>583829910
No problem anon. You'll find someone willing.
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>>583829065
wasn't arching my back but yeah i hate them 2 thx
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>>583828805
Pics were taken mid summer If I recall. Was aware of it being a garter snake, they're pretty common. Found a nest of at least 10 that day under some old sheet metal in the yard. There was a handful of shedded skins and hatched eggs.
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>>583829594
trying to be less vulnerable.
nobody will say shes gross if she does in first place
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>>583830102
Nova Scotia fag btw
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>>583830102
Bullshit. Garter snakes have live birth, not egss.
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>>583830102
That's a little wee dude. You lucky sob

>>583830232
Ahh makes sense. She's gross for thinking she's gross then.
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Are there rattlers where you live?
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>>583830331
I'm masturbating to the thought of you right now.
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>>583830370
>>583830102
Forgot quote
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damn being asian :/
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>>583830057
Hope so, I kind of want it for as a Christmas present lmao. Gonna keep looing I suppose.
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>>583817805
forget the nails...your toothbrush laying on that bathtub.
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>>583830578
at least youre surrounded by asian woman, anon.
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>>583830232
>>583830331
im actually just really depressed & fishing for compliments on 4chan for self worth
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Amazing to see how many fucktards cannot follow simple instructions
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>>583830578
I thought asian dicks won't get mutilated by circumcising them
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>>583824308
Jared H?
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>>583830832
oh. well... give us a good pussy spread closeup then

captcha: necessary
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>>583830832
Probably going to be disappointed then.

Post nude pics on facebook, your friends will be more supportive.

>>583830880

Probably Asian in America... Surrounded by all those black nigger dicks. Tough break dude.
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>>583830327
>implying I implied that the eggs belonged to that snake
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>>583830370
Nope
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ya'll have tiny dicks
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>>583828874
can i suck your nips?
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>>583831581
no u
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>>583831581
show us ya pussy
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>>583831581
Nice strapon fag
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>>583831581
>>583831752
>Completely natural. No sucking in your gut, no erections, no clothes.

FOLLOW THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS

>what is flaccid.
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>>583830832
I have depression, femanon. Been on meds for 5 years. This is not the way to feel better about yourself. /b/ won't give you the reassurance you're looking for, and you'll probably end up feeling worse in the end. Feel free to post more pics but I'm just saying.
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>>583831581
32:08

>>583831752
33:12

You took and uploaded that pic awfully quick. Just happened to have a horse dong handy?
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>>583824259
That's a Crotalus ruber, nigger?
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>>583831948
This guy over here
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Chubbier femanon again. Sorry it took so long. I have a shitty camera.
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>>583831756
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>>583832385
Can we see your pussy? fuck the thread rules
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>>583830370
Not quoted but ayy lmao i'm a Herpetologist, i work with South american Crotalids.

Here, have this Roraima Rattler.
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>>583828805
Maritime garter btw so, close.
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Why the fuck are all you faggots naked
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>>583832385
you look nice. can we see you spread your pussy?
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>>583831993
Hey femanon could you send some fansign photos of your feet to my email? Or just post them here for everyone.

"Kiss them, Andre!" Would really apprecfiate this
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>>583832385
Not even very chubby. Quite nice tits, fellow femanon.
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>>583830578
Bahahaha, You made my night /b/ruh
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>>583832478
I have a ball python that has been making a sort of wheezing sound lately when it breathes, what do?
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>>583832478
Hold on i have to take a crap real quick but i'll be back soon
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>>583832051
You don't have a horse dong lying around?
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>>583832557
>>Completely natural. No sucking in your gut, no erections, no clothes.
>FOLLOW THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS

idiot
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>>583830578
Shaving or trimming would REALLY improve this picture. Just my opinion.
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Im calling bull shit on all the skinny mother fuckers here.

This is /b/ goddammit, where all the fat fucks at?

No picture of my rolls and stretch marks, I'm at work.
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hi guys, fat fuck reporting.

yeah yeah my dick is tiny when limp, it's 6,5 when hard with a decent girth tho.

also whats wrong with my toes? My index(?) toe is longer than my big toe. i've never seen anyone else with that.
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>>583815807
are you retarded
his dick is 5 onches you fucking autist
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>>583828874

Melanie?
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>>583832729
doesn't that just ruin normal dicks for you>
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>>583824308

Nate?
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>>583832474
>>583832579
Eh, I'm not really that comfortable doing that. Sorry!
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>>583832930
Nope
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>>583832889
My second toe is bigger than my big toe also, anon. Makes my feet feel weird..
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>>583832557
>Completely natural. No sucking in your gut, no erections, no clothes.
>NO CLOTHES.
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>>583832889
all dicks are small flaccid, that's the point

Having some 5-8 inch meat tube bouncing around would be super uncomfortable and annoying
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>>583832754
>OMG UR NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES BLAH BLAH

shut up you cocoa hungry faggot
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>>583832615
I think I worry a lot more just because I'm pretty short, so I should be a lot skinner. But thanks!
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>>583832385
>>583828874
>>583820512

All quite fit and have nice bodies. All think they're fat.
What's wrong with grills these days.

>>583832729
No :(
Sharing is caring
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>>583833090
Please :)
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>>583832930
How can BadDragon ruin dicks?
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>>583833348
Nah dude.
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>>583820903
Everyone is getting talked to but me!
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>>583832889
Nigger if you can stand on the toilet AND still see your dick, you are not fat.

Trust me.
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>>583820512
Where's the time stamp
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>>583833331
I'm most certainly not fit honey. Hence why I'm losing weight. 'Tis all good, I don't really care too much.
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...
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Why so flaccid?
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>>583832140
that's a ruber. That's right.
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>>583833815
Looks like your dick skipped leg day.
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>>583833331
I said I'm pretty insecure about mine more because I'm pretty short, which doesn't match with my weight. But eh, I'm fine admitting I'm chubby. I'm losing weight too, so there's that as well.
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>>583833331
I may be looking to trade up to an XL from my large. I'd be possibly be open to selling or trading.
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>>583834048
I'm 5'4 and 170 lbs, I'm sure you're fine hun.
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>>583833808
Would fuck, moar?
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>>583827702
Time stamp or gtfo
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Fucking 4chan 404 nigger shit
Anyone else getting this?
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>>583834250
I'm almost 5'3'' and 180. I did kickboxing for a while and seemed to gain weight, which sucked. But thanks doll. You look lovely as well.
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>>583828874
Where's the timestamp
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>>583834101
>I may be looking to trade up to an XL from my large. I'd be possibly be open to selling or trading.

Using a used dildo purchased 2nd hand from a 4chan /b/ro. What could possibly go wrong?

>inb4 ebola
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>>583834762
That's pretty much my idea body type, any pics of your ass?
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>>583830532
Is the GoPro somehow sending the image directly to the phone, and managing to capture part of its own image on the phone's screen due to the rolling shutter effect?
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Id fuck you while you clean that messy room :)
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>>583834281
Eh, sure. Why not.

>>583834540
>Seemed to gain weight
You gain muscle before you lose fat. I've been exercising and went from 165 to 170 within a couple of weeks from a combination of squats and cardio. Stick with it and you'll see results.
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>>583834762

mmmm nice
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>>583832651
Nigga it could be pneumonia or stomatitis. VET ASAP.
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Ehhhh :/
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>>583834926
see
>>583830057


>>583835081
Holy shit you're amazing.
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>>583834362
bump

can't load any pictures now only getting thumbnails
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>>583832889
Oops, didn't mean to sage thread, I thought I was saging another one. tired as fuck, guess i ctrl + v here too.

shit i really should trim. but what's the point when i'm not getting pussy anyway.
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>>583833886
Cool, i've always wondered how american Crotalus behaved like.

Brazilian Crotalus are pretty much OK, although some specimens might be unusually batshit insane.
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>>583835057
Yeah, you're right. I'm not very educated on weight loss, but that does make sense. I gained a lot of muscle in my legs from all of it. But I'll stick with it. Thanks!
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>>583834884
They are silicone toys. You can boil them in a mild bleach solution if you want.

>>583835009
The app decides to crap out some times, but yeah it's a Hero 3+ that has WiFi capabilities.
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>>583835139
Holy shit. I got scared because I thought that was me. I have bigger feet though.
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>>583831752
>>583832729
>>583833096
stop pretending to be exception
or put your name back on
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ayy
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>>583835218

shh you are
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>>583824308
I dig chubby guys with Tits it's a fuckin turn on I'm a chubb myself
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>>583835508
IDK why but my namesync is being retarded today. It's only some times putting the tag on or not showing it all the time.
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>>583820981
you have a huge mushroom
>>583830880
Koreans and Filipinos circumcise.
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>>583836078
*South Koreans
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>>583820512
mmm nice photo femanon. hopefully someday soon that guy will send you a dick pic
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i'm not a robot
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>>583811391

Sorry, my self image is maintained completely by self delusion and the avoidance of real world facts.
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>>583836413

wow...
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>>583835849
just realized mine is off too
and 4chanx isn't working
i blame j00t
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>>583811391
i look so similar to you op. Its cray.
>>
well?
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>>583833808
Hey I just saw you on the front page of 4chan and I know a lot of guys are going to pounce on me for this but you really shouldn't come to this site and if you do especially not /b/. I only read some of the comments and it looks like you are taking it well but sometimes people post really bad stuff on here and I don't think you are ready for it. They are probably going to try to make you show your breasts (write stuff like Tits or GTFO) or something like that or post violent pics. Some people on here even joke about incest. I don't want to come off as lecturing you but I just don't know why you came here. Did some white guy you are dating tell you to come to this site? He probably thought it would be funny to see your reaction when people start posting things that you can't handle. I hope you take my advice, I don't really know what else to say except you might want to try /int/ that is usually where people go to talk to people from other countries. I'm not just doing this because you are so pretty or something like that, I realize you are thousands of miles away and there isn't much of a chance that we could ever meet each other. I just want you to know that you deserve better than this site and whatever creepy white guy sent you here, you should be with someone that respects you and doesn't put you in an awkward position like this. I like 4chan and I like /b/ but I just don't want to see you get hurt here.
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>>583836413
i'd trim for you tho
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>>583836618
It looked like it was working fine in a gfur thread earlier. IDK what's up with it.
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I think I'm asexual now. Human bodies are disgusting.
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>>583828874
Not Bad At All Femanon would love too see more ;)
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>>583836867
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>>583836867
She already posted tits...
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>>583836702
Post a pic lets see.

>>583836413
Dayum, nice view.

>>583836867
>They are probably going to try to make you show your breasts (write stuff like Tits or GTFO) or something like that

Fucking white knight, she's already shown tits. She's welcome to stay.
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>>583836867

Fedorable.
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>>583832385
Chubby Femanon's <3
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>>583836413
I like how you have your hair in the shot femanon
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>>583837475
Thanks!<3
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>>583838051

thanks! hard to keep it out of the shot, it's getting pretty long!
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>>583838051
>>583838132

This is the most odly supportive and friendly thread I think ive ever seen on B
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>>583838132
Are You Single Femanon ?
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>>583838346
by far
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>>583838346

Shut the fuck up and kill yourself in a fire you niggerfaggot.

lol no i kid.
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>>583838346
that's because the europeans have gone to bed. except me
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>>583838346
I agree.
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>>583838262
Do you plan to grow it out longer ?
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>>583838732
well well.. you have a good looking vagoo there, friend.
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>>583838732
That you? Nice pussy.
How old by the way?
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>>583838784

probably, i kind of just let it do it's own thing lol
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>>583838346
I agree. It's weird but also pretty nice
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>>583838925
That is me indeed.
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>>583838913
Why thank you sir. I'm enjoying myself.
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>>583832920

nope
>kappa
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>>583838732
very nice
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tits look weird from this perspective
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>>583839218
I disagree
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>>583838434
Yep!
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>>583839093
10/10 will take a shower with you
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>>583839218
They are amazing tits, femanon!

Any footfags in here?
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>>583839218
great boobs anon, great boobs
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>>583839093
I love this shot femanon. Very Nice Indeed
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>>583839218
>those bitch tits

Start benchpressing, bro. Nice micropenis, btw.
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There is like aybe 2 or 3 ok bodies in here. Most of You seriously need to hit the gym and get into shape.
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>>583838967
:) would you be posting more Photos Femanon ?
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