"Escort" thread. Tips, advice, experiences. for

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also, any questions just ask.

>>583806986
paid 100 for the best bj I've ever had
...wait no i didn't because I'm not a rich old faggot or a fat fuck neckbeard who can't get some kind of pussy

>>583807483

here we go. listen bro, women are going to cost you money. got a gf? guess what, she is going to expect you get her gifs, taker her out to movies, and take her out to dinner. that shit adds up. and for what? at the end of the day, all u want to do is fuck. so mind as well just do it directly with a escort with zero BS involved.

women arnt free, pussy isnt free. stop pretending as if you got free pussy just because you took some girl u met in a bar out to dinner or you bought her drinks at said bar. that dinner/drinks costed you $$ bud.

>>583808241
Then it becomes about maximizing pussy for your money

>>583808410
Seems like hookers would be a smarter investment then, I mean, a guaranteed one time expenditure for a guaranteed one time output, or a variable multi-date expenditure for a theoretical one time output.

Yeah, hookers kinda feel like the better investment, idk.

>>583808241
>gets involved with girls
>zero BS involved.

top keke

>>583808241
>expect gifs
kek

>>583808840
I go on a nice date with my gf every few weeks, movies every week, laid multiple times a week minus periods. $60 Christmas budget for both of us, I feel like I'm doing pretty good.

>>583808410

with escort you can pick and choose from the very exotic to the very erotic. from young(legal) to milf. and above all, you are not gambling and you KNOW you are getting only the best of quality.

why take a risk with some drunk bitch at a bar who is probably on her period and forgot to tell you? or worse yet, one that fucking sucks at giving simple BJs.

a well review escort is always worth your money, and to top it off they are cheaper than your gf who you probably spend well over $1,000 every few months on.

>>583806986
How can I know if I'm being set up by police. Don't need no record and lol would to be embarrassed to face anyone if that happened. Also did you fuck that Asian chick from the site. I fucking love fat ass Asians. Jesus that pic is beautiful.

>>583808241
no, see, all you stupid pathetic fucks who go out and get escorts all the same bull shit excuses and reasoning. here's why its fucking retarded. who said you have to spend money? you ever been to highschool? to college? to a fucking office party? there is absolutely no money necessary for that shit. in fact I'm getting paid in a sense to fuck the shit out of drunk ass sorority girls every week. buy a couple kegs, charge guys $5 at the door, you make about $300, $400 profit, plus sluts trying to get at your dick.

so no, I don't pay to get pussy.

you dumb bitch

>>583809101
Well as long as your happy, then yeah, I'd say you were doing aright.

>>583808959
i can tell you never been with an escort, or atleast not a good quality one.

the only thing involved with the escort is money, after that she is YOUR OBJECT just as if you bought tablet pc.

and once you are done with her she leaves as if nothing happens, unless ur one of those guys that offers her something to eat and drink before she leaves as a courtesy only.

literally zero bs involved.

>>583809389
in a weird way i respect the guy who gets hookers more then you

>>583809389
thou angered? If you're willing to gamble on some college bitch that's your business, but the men of the USA who are actually intelligent wouldn't touch a female in college with a ten foot pole.

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"I have to directly pay money to a girl to have sex with me. otherwise i'd be a virgin"

pic related

hint: it's op

>>583810016
are you serious? lol that's why teen porn is the most searched genre in the entire usa right?

>>583809162
>your gf who you probably spend well over $1,000 every few months on.
We barely spent $2k on our wedding. At my wife's insistence. I asked if she wanted a diamond, she said no, she wanted something practical. You guys are dating the wrong damn women.

>>583809956
really? what, did i kick you out of one of my parties or something? sorry dude

>>583809389
You're not getting paid for shit, faggot, you're a virgin neckbeard sperglord shitting on 4chan in your mom's basement

>>583809730
Yeah, I'm happy.
>>583809162
That is something I didn't consider, the pick and choose aspect. I lucked out and that's the only reason why I'm where I am.

>>583809101
>nice date with gf every few weeks
>$50

movie every few weeks
>$20

>$60 xmas gift
>$60.

lets assume u go on a date and movie every 2 weeks. that means this month alone you have spent over $200 on your gf.

regardless of how you look at it, the bitch costs money to fuck.

>>583810431
She's a lot of fun to fuck though and she enjoys it a ton, so the genuine mutuality is cool.

>>583810247
Are you both Jewish?
Cause goddamn who spends 2k on a wedding, that's like a public park with a bbq wtf

how do I find this hooker?


Ive got 300 bucks and want a BJ in the 95682 area

>>583809389

here is a fun fact. those random girls u fuck at high school, college, and office parties? you have a higher risk of getting STDs from them than you do from a well reviewed and professional escort.

> in fact I'm getting paid in a sense to fuck the shit out of drunk ass sorority girls every week. buy a couple kegs, charge guys $5 at the door, you make about $300, $400 profit, plus sluts trying to get at your dick.


i lost my shit. confirmed fat ass fedora wearing neckbeard

>>583809386
Well since college isnt free.. Ah so your parents are paying! Great job anon.

>>583810379
no you just make it sound like your lifestyle is so superior when in reality both of your lifestyles sound like complete shit to me at least lol

I got an escort in Las Vegas last year. Paid $600. Looked about a 8.5/10 online...ended up being a solid 9.5/10 in person. Half black/half japanese...5'7 120...perfect C cup tits and a perfect ass, amazing hair/face/teeth. I went to her hotel room and we ended up talking for about 20 minutes...she was very intelligent and funny and easy to talk to.I told her I had never done this before, and was nervous. She laughed and told me to relax and have fun, and somehow that really relaxed me. She asked if I wanted a massage, I said yes. She suggested we get in the shower because it feels so good, and I agreed. She completely scrubbed me down everywhere with a sponge and and a rag, washed my ass and my cock. She led me into the bedroom and had me lay on the bed. She gave me the most amazing backrub, almost so good that I started getting tired. She had me turn over, and started rubbing my chest and rubbing her boobs all over me. Before I knew it, I was getting the best BJ I had ever gotten. She asked me if I was into "anything really kinky" and I replied.."this is pretty awesome for me". She smiled and started licking under my balls and before I knew it, her tongue was deep in my ass and she was slowly stroking my dick. It felt insanely good. After about 10 min, she got a condom out, and slid it on with her month. She got on top of me and started slowly riding me, and said "I want you to tell me when you are going to come". After literally 3 minutes, I felt like I was going to explode and told her, and she stopped and reached down and started lightly tugging my balls, and the urge subsided. For about 15 min after, was the absolute best sex of my life..she rode me like no other girl ever has. I ended up blowing my load and it seemed like I came for literally 45 seconds. After I got off, she got a towel, took the condom off and got rid of it, cleaned me up. Then she laid there and we talked about some bullshit for around 25 min and she told me to feel on her

>>583810028

you are no long a virgin if you have sex. so i dont see a problem here. better to have sex with an escort than to be a virgin till ur 70 years old. thats just fucking sad.


its 2014, no one has an excuse to be a virgin.

>>583811050
so I laid there just feeling on her smooth skin, her ass and her tits. After awhile, she said "well, I should probably get going". And left. I passed out about 10 minutes later, and slept amazing. It was a great experience, I am not a bad looking guy at all, and would I pay the money again?..probably not. But it was an amazing experience with a woman that knew how to please a man that most guys don't get to ever have.

>>583810431
>cooking a romantic meal together
>$10

>going for a walk in the park
>$0

>going to a matinee and not having to deal with cell phones and screaming babies because we're the only ones in the theater
>$10

>>583810668
No, Minnesotan. Almost no Jews here as far as I know, just Lutherans as far as the eye can see. And yeah, she and her family did pretty much all the decorating and the cake and shit from scratch. One of her friends is a minister and another happens to be a harpist, so we ended up with a decent, fun 50-person wedding for pretty cheap.

>>583811306
Y'know, I gotta admit, that sounds pretty nice.
And I do a lot of the same kinda dates and shit you do.
I'm just a sucker for extravagance at weddings, I want to really do it up, when I eventually do.

>>583810247

lol, you got married? just wait till u have kids. boy oh boy will u change ur views.

>>583811201
true, and escorts seem way better than hookers.

>>583810382
see, whatever you say, whatever you think, I'm still getting pussy. so suck a bag of dicks and keep posting shit faggot because that shit won't faze me

>>583811306
But then again...
>Fucking a crackwhore
>$5
>Cunt punching her and taking her crack, and your money back
>Smoke that shit
>Shit on her while high
>Total cost: 0$

>>583811710
the aids you caught from her.
>priceless

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>>583811607
She's sterile and neither of us are kid people. So unless we somehow accidentally adopt, I don't think we have to worry about that.

>>583811534
Nothing wrong with that.

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>>583811050

thats what happens when you get a professional and not some random blonde slut at a bar. she was blasian too, so a +.

>>583810998
nope, I took out loans. but i'm not at college to fuck. I'm there to learn. so I'm paying to learn. sex is what happens for free

>>583809956
yep your coming off too strong
chill out

>>583811845
Give & Recieve.

Now you can give it to an expensive whore.

>>583811013
hey, i'm having fun. so that's all that matters in the end isn't it?

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>>583809389
How's the 8th grade going for you, sport?

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theeroticreview.net

Do NOT go to a girl who is not reviewed on that site: it's your assurance of quality control and no cops.

See the link below to see 7 guys who wish they'd visited theeroticreview.com instead of propositioning a cop of backpage or craigslist.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/2014/12/07/prostitution-sweep-nabs-johns-burlington/elYhcN89Y4MeanYXpZpzAM/story.html?p1=recent_headline_11_hp

>>583811706
>>583811974

im 100% sure you have never had sex a day in your life. you wouldnt be so angry if you did.

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>>583810884
oooh you got me perfect dude shit how did you figure me out

I've been fuckin this Hungarian escort for the past couple weeks. Best I've ever had. She's around 22 and speaks minimal english. BJ skills are amazing. I love living in nyc the choices are basically unlimited.

>>583811201
my point is, this dude is trying to act like guys who don't exclusively fuck hookers are somehow smarter since they will spend less money. when in reality, thats just fucking sad. sometimes you have to work for the pussy to make it that much better

What is an average going rate for an ok girl?

>>583808241
If you look ugly, sure.

>>583812146
8th grade was great! i probably got more pussy than you when I was that age as well!

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>>583812370
yes i'm fucking furious

>>583809363

to answer this guys question, reviews. reviews are highly important when choosing an escort. thats why backpage and craigslist are not good because they offer zero reviews and you are gambling.

also, Escorting is legal, prostitution isnt. with an escort, u are technically not paying for the sex. you are simply paying for the escort service and what ever happens next is up to the escort and is between two consenting adults.

>>583812649

Where you live?

>>583810884
and std's? because there's not a piece of plastic that i can put over my dick to protect me from that shit or anything right?

>>583812460

pretty easy actually. you are about as obvious as the sun is.

>>583812935
How do you even start with this kinda shit? Especially if you don't live in a big city?

>>583812939
New York currently, Chicago tentatively (depends if I get this job I interviewed for).

>>583809363

Theeroticreview.com
theeroticreview.com
theeroticreview.com

Any questions?

If she's not there then there is the possibility that the cops just posted an ad on backpage or craigslist to ruin your life.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/2014/12/07/prostitution-sweep-nabs-johns-burlington/elYhcN89Y4MeanYXpZpzAM/story.html?p1=recent_headline_11_hp

>>583809363

Escorts with reviews on TheEroticReview or other established review sites are safest, as far as the fuzz are concerned. Do a Google search of their phone number and see if what you see about them jives with what they say they are (Are they travelers from city to city? Are they locals who live in the area?).

Ignore tosluts reviews, as it's just a spammy site.

NEVER discuss elicit activity over the phone.

Just trying to rattle off what info is coming to my head from my 100%-successful experiences.

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>>583812823
Kek. You must be a riot on the playground.

>>583809389
it's not that big of a deal man. some people pay for pussy others get paid to fuck em...whatever man. some guys play poker other guys get poked in the ass...

>>583813120

you realize that you posted in this thread more than me and im the OP right? be honest with us, your in middle school arnt you.

>>583809389
I think you might be 12 or a pseudo-jesusfag, or who knows maybe even a grill.

What do you think about the people who actually are pathetic and can't get no pussy otherwise?

Are they extra pathetic for being pathetic, or just the regular amount of pathetic?

If you've been around long enough, you know why people go for hookers. It is fairly reasonable to let them go for it, after all it's a trade of services between two adults who want easy access to things. There's very little deception here, unlike in most relationships: it's just business as usual.

You'll understand when you get your bald.

>>583810431
This. Even on the low maintenance end of the spectrum you're going to pay basically a mortgage note a month to fuck.

>>583813206

for a good looking girl with good service expect to pay at least 200, unless you know what you are doing. I would suggest a cheaper agency or look through erotic review. I'm pretty good at telling the real from the fake on backpage so I consistently get good looks in the 100-150 range. Service can be hit and miss. The Hungarian girl I mentioned I found on backpage and she's super hot and is giving me the best service I've ever had all for 120.

>>583813145

some escorts are willing to TRAVEL TO YOU anon.

as i said before, start with eccie or p411 or any other well know escort REVIEW site and pic a city that is closest to you. make sure the escort provides outcalls if you are not willing to travel yourself.

>>583812640
I think you might be a cuck in the making, just giving you a heads up.

>>583813946
Shit 200 or less really? That's really freat tbh, was expecting to pay something like upwards of 500. Hell I bought a fleshlight for around $80, so spending a little over double for the real thing is no skin off my bones, thanks. Any girls in those areas you recommend? Also if I was to cruise around backpage, how could I weed out the fakes/sketchy from the real offers?

Eh, I'm 34, and its too much maintenance dealing with a live in girlfriend who will constantly pressure you if its serious or not, make you meet her parents and hang out with her friends, and so forth. And there's simply very little variety in it. I've been there, done that, and its enough.

Now in college, sure pussy is easy, but when you're working five days a week until 6PM, and you're not in your prime anymore (I workout, but am a good 20 lbs overweight for sure), why settle for some bitch my age and my league and good luck finding one that just wants to be a fuck buddy for a week or two and then do the search all over.

It gets expensive, but once a week or every other week to try a new exotic pro that is in her early 20s and really knows how to fuck... to me its worth it.

Call it beta if you want, but to me settling for a 6/10 live in girlfriend and going shopping with her and listening to her whine about her coworkers for hours? That's pretty shit.

If you've got a 8-pack and are in your 20s, ya no point, but eventually you'll find that hookers are nice from time to time.

>>583813946

should also be noted that the price, on top of how many reviews she has, determines the quality.

for example, a chick charging 400 for an hour might seem expensive, but she also might go BEYOND that hour and is usually willing to travel to you regardless of where u live.

niggers tounge my anus

>>583809389
yep, gonna get my 30+ year old ass to a sorority party and charge people at the door with out a liquor license every time I'm in the mood for pussy.

can't wait for when you get out of college and life kicks you in the balls.

>>583814354

I said 200 and up for a safe bet. I usually stay within bk and browse backpage for hungarians or russians cause that's my thing. They usually range from 100-150 and are pretty hit and miss. I usually show up and if I am not satisfied with how the girl looks I would leave. I would venture to Manhattan or use an affordable agency for a more guaranteed girl lookwise and servicewise. Manhattan of course is more expensive. As for weeding out the fake on backpage that comes with experience. I pretty much have a sixth sense for it now. Google also helps.

>>583809389
Time invested in said parties and since you aren't an adult , you learn that parties do not go in forever and woman actually expect you to do something for them

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>583810247
Lol okay trailer trash.

>>583808241
my girlfriend pays for practically everything and still comes home to suck my dick. It's all about how much you make her love you.

But you wouldn't know anything about that because you're too busy blowing money on escorts with your bullshit reasoning. So you can fuck off, faggot.

>>583815561

lmao

>>583813134
how obvious is the sun?

>>583809162
cant get cheaper than free
an escort wont help you pay your rent.

>>583813347
shit! how did you get that picture of me! jacob is this you? i told you never to share that!

>>583813445
I understand. but when dudes paying to get pussy act like they're more intelligent for it, that's where shit is wrong.

>>583811534
Unless op has some legit connects a 2 grand wedding is in his backyard. Just because the priest and the harpist were friends doesn't mean you shouldn't tip/pay them. Renting a spot is exspensive, her dress , even bargain bought should be $200 (you can get them from China handmade) but food is usually $30 a plate so there it is

>>583813737
why are all you neckbearded fuckboys fixated with the whole relationship aspect of sex. you never just fucked a girl for fun and for free?

>>583806986
heres some advice faggot. NO escort/whore/yomama/w/e the fuck you wanna call these sluts EVER look even that good. you will pay a sum of money, to much, and get 4 layers of condom between you and a crack whore with stds.

tl;dr losers get whores.
winner get women and fuck them. rape them, what ever the fuck the feminists are calling it these days.
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>>583811974
Lol that education will pay for itself in 10 short years!

>>583814212
so you would rather pay a couple hundred dollars to get your dick sucked when you can get the exact same thing for free with some effort put into some kind of social interaction (WHOA WATCH OUT GUYS I KNOW THAT IS DIFICULT FOR YOU!) and some free alcohol

>>583815746
> It's all about how much you make her love you.

ultra kek.

anyway, u can do what you want with your gf that you somehow think is free. i really dont care. ive had gfs before, then i came to the realization that they are the same as escorts, except lower quality and more needy.

enjoy your making your gf love you tho. ill see you in the next "the feels when gf of xx years dumped me" thread.

>>583814361
ok finally someone who is talking some sense. I can understand now how maybe in a decade or two it might just be easier to pull bitches by just straight up paying them. i'm in my very early 20's so forgive the shortsightedness

>>583808241
I disagree entirely. I made all the money between my girlfriend and I while she stayed at home. I paid for everything and got laid nightly. Then I lost my job as she picked up a new job. Now SHE makes all the money and I stay at home...
...Oh yeah, and I still get laid nightly.

Girls are a commitment, when they're both committed, its infinite pussy. Money isn't a factor anymore, it all goes to the bills and you STILL get laid.

>>583816110

how poor are you that you need help to pay rent?

>>583815746
Haha your gf probally hates you and says what a worthless piece of shit you are. She just likes your dick/comfortable/settled. I wouldn't brag.

>>583816480
more like 30 ya fuck!

>>583816920

you mean the very early pre-teen stages.

>>583807256
What's your price?

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>>583817360
yea, I'm 11 years old. you dumb piece of shit

>>583817009

people like you are always forgetting the hidden costs of a relationship. always always always.

>>583806986
Not a moralizing loser here, but I'd recommend you reconsider visiting whores. If you're an ok looking guy and you have game, then you should be able to find a willing woman. If you can't, then that's nature telling you to lift your game -- go to the gym, buy better clothes, develop decent social skills.

Whores are for losers without sufficient self-respect. Free sex is the reward nature gives for being a desirable person.

>>583809101
>minus periods

Virgin detect

>>583815746
Fat and or ugly girls with low self esteem are sometimes willing to go the extra mile.

I dont get why people are bitching about the cost of a girlfriend. Just find a girlfriend that is well educated and capable of independence.

honestly I wouldnt want to be in a relationship with a girl that I wouldnt consider an equal.

we arbitrarily trade off paying for meals/events and she helps pay the mortgage.

sex is almost daily (we do it right before bed as it helps us sleep and we tend to have trouble sleeping)
no condoms, on the pill. feelsgoodman

All these neck beards who cant get pussy pathetically are trying to rationalize getting an escort
just admit you have no game and have to pay to get pussy
dont try to defend yourself - its the fucking internet, faggots

>>583816242
>Where you live?
of course they're full of shit for paying as much as they are. friend of mine's fucking a legally retarded girl. sure it sucks. but he's fatter than i am and she's cute as fuck even if she's dumber than shit. she's empty in the brain so he gets to do anything he wants. she is legally retarded though. shit's funny.

>>583817568

you give yourself too much credit. an 11 year old is more mature than yourself in all honesty.

>>583812113

well thats what we are doing here, so whats the problem?

we are paying for a temporary solution as are you, its not like we are trying to marry the hoe

>>583816110
I could pay it on my own fine, but why pay it all of someone is willing to chip in?

>>583817658
Not really, whores are for those who can afford to pay away the bullshit that comes with free sex

>>583812113
>hey, i'm having fun. so that's all that matters in the end isn't it?
What do you think the guy paying for sex is doing? Fucking genius that's what you are.

>>583817890
so how old am I. last time i checked, 11 is as young as a preteen can get. unless by "very early pre-teen stages" you meant, a juvenile, child, or baby. and in that case, I think I've proven i'm smart as fuck for that age.

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>>583818329
but who is paying for their fun and who is getting high off of life for freeeee!?

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>>583817768

no one is trying to defend themselves here. at the end of the day, we got pussy. why does it matter so much how we got it? does it threaten your alpha nature that we got pussy a different way than you did?

last i checked, pussy is pussy. i paid for it, but hey, atleast i got to bust my load down some bitches throat after i finished face fucking her against the wall.

and the best part is, she keeps on sucking.

>>583811050
>I went to her hotel room

>>583811283
>After a while, she said "well, I should probably get going


Hmm.

It's pretty obvious OP is just shilling his hooker website.

>>583818429

you are probally 11, but you act like a 8 year old who just discovered the internet for the first time.

>>583817906
yea, but you're not smarter than me because you pay to have sex. you twist it around and act like the only other alternative to hookers is a full out relationship where you spend thousands of dollars a week or some dumb shit. there are lots of free ways to have sex with lots of sluts

>>583816394
You don't fucking get it do you?

The amount of sex recieved goes dramatically down as you age, because there's so fucking much other shit to do that there is no fucking time for fucking. It's tragic. And frankly quite a lot of people don't want to just fuck around WITH random people. They want better and more. People become pathetic. Men get their balds, women get their droopy tits. It's goes from barely hot to disgusting. Ever thought of fucking a 50 year old woman? Better start thinking about it, because someday you'll be 50 and people are going to view you like you're 50 -which you will be unless you manage to kill yourself.

So you see, there is no fixation.

>>583818928
>but you're not smarter than


dude, just get out before i report you for being underage b&

>>583818863
so which am i? one second you're saying I'm a preteen, then you're saying I'm not, and now you're saying that I am? pick one dickboy!

tf

>>583818932
when i'm 50, i'll hopefully have a family and a good job where I can get my dick sucked by the secretary for free. because i won't be the one paying her salary.

>>583810431
Im a loser with no money. My girlfriend pays for me all the time. And I get sex daily. Your logic is flawed.

>>583819202

k, reporting u to mods for being underage. its so obvious that it hurts. dont be sad tho, you can always go back to disney.com and rage on there forums.

>>583806986
Hey OP, how much does it cost to take an escort on a date, give her very nice gift, and end the day with having sex with her in a jacuzzi? Does it cost a lot if I want a hot escort?

This thread got outta hand pretty quickly

>>583819683
lol ok report me. you remind me of jimmy, the fat kid in my class who tells on everyone and had mrs. johnson take away our recess. :'(

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>>583819594

you get what you pay for. im assuming your gf is either your pillow or some fat slob who cant get anyone else except a lazy fat piece of shit with no future and no job.

sounds sad to me tbh. but enjoy fucking mound of fat called a gf. ill enjoy a nice asian girl such as pic related for only $100

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>>583809389
>I'm getting paid in a sense to fuck the shit out of drunk ass sorority girls every week

You are geting young girls with daddy issues drunk and then take advantage of them

Your dad must be so proud anon

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Paying for sex huh?

>>583819683
so........ still waiting on that ban! you fat virgin fuck. if it wasn't for that half retarded crackwhore on the corner, you would have never gotten your dick wet. go fuck your moldy cum filled waifu pillow and jack off to mlp you pimply bitch. but don't forget to pull your oily hair back into a pony tail and stab yourself with the fake katana you bought off of ebay you clown.

>>583820370
>you are geting young girls with daddy issues drunk and then take advantage of them
>your dad must be so proud anon

at least i'm not paying older women with daddy and other deeper issues to let me take advantage of them. YOUR dad must be proud of you too

>>583817584
As if happiness isn't enough? You are looking at relationships from a very skewed perspective, I think. Go to brothels all you want. If that's what you find efficient to get your sexual needs satisfied, I'm not going to judge you. But if you look at a relationships worth based on a figure in the bank, you are never going to understand that none of the things you say really matter to someone in a relationship. Different strokes.

>>583819759
mind sharing this hungarian escort you've been talking about

I would like to get an escort the only problem is I hate condoms and I would not fuck an escort raw.

What are my options...

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>>583818645

is it really so hard to believe some guys might just be lazy? or sick and tired of non-hooker women bullshit?

Virgins probably make up 2-3% (literally pulling this out of thin air, but it sounds right) of clientele.

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>>583820932
You're fucking underrage cunts by getting them drunk

I fuck consenting adults which get monetary compensation for their services

>>583821079

Sorry this is not the right forum for sharing.

>>583815746
this times a fucking million.

I rarely make my bf pay for anything. Either I pick up the entire bill or we go dutch. I dont force him to meet my family, he wants to. I dont ask for expensive gifts on holidays or my birthday either. I dont cheat on him, and I've never thought about it. 90% of the time, I will give him sex when he wants. I only say no if I'm not feeling well or it's that time of the month. You guys are blowing money on some girl that doesnt care for you and doesnt even know what you like. When youre in a relationship you get to explore interests together and that person will always know what you like. Also you love that person so sex is even better (in my opinion). If you want to fuck some random chick, go ahead, but dont make it seem like its superior to having a gf.

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>>583806986

destroyed this bitch 2 nights in a row for a total of $160

>>583821025

you can try to pretty it up all you want, but relationships cost money bro. no matter how caring your gf is to you, you still have those hidden costs of taking her to dinner, to movies, getting her gifs for xmas and bday, etc etc.

not to mention the costs of marriage and the cost of having kids if you go that far.

i never said being in a relationship is bad. all i was saying this entire time is that it cost money, and if all you want is sex out of a relationship then its best to go with an escort.

if you are looking for MORE than sex and want an actual companion in life, then by all means, get a gf and get fucking married. not stoping u from doing that.

>be 17
>call escort service from the phonebook (it's this with phone numbers for you youngfags)
>tell them she has to be quiet because my mom is home
>meet escort outside
>was drinking and doing cocaine all night
>start talking about drugs with the escort
>she gives me heroin
>she starts rubbing my back
>nod out for what seemed like 10 minutes
>she gets a call saying the hour is up and that she has to leave
>get mad
>"no, you're not leaving. It hasn't been an hour and I didn't get what I paid for"
>She gives me the number and tells me to call them
>I call them and tell them I'm done with her yet
>they tell me too bad
>I won't let her leave.
>she is telling me that her drivers are gonna beat her up
>don't care
>doorbell rings
>hear my mom wake up and answer the door
>"anon, two big russians are at the door asking 'where is the girl'"
>hooker walks past my mom and out the door
>I spent 350 dollars on nothing and now my mom thinks I kidnapped some russian mobster's girlfriend
>found a bag of dope on bed the next day though

>>583821340
it's not underage if i'm the same age as them you stupid fuck

last time i checked most everyone is 18 by the time they're through freshman year and in a sorority

>>583817568
It's fine to put on a frat facade IRL to bullshit yourself and everybody else, but just in case you forgot to take it off; you're on a Cambodian cartoon picture forum. Even if you're truly and genuinely proud of it, we honestly dont care about how rad you party, or how many bitches you pulled each night, or baby first jewnomic overcharging for piss water.

OP's topic might be sad as fuck, but you're just pathetic and coming off all kind of tools. Make no mistake people laugh at you not w/ you.

>>583806986
dont do it virgins just keep being wankers
its not worth it unless u can stik ur dillz in it on the daily

>>583806986
>>583807256
>>583811970
Damn, does she have a name? for research of course

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>>583821765
I am not prettying up anything nor was I implying that you hated relationships. I am moreso curious about why the money aspect means so much to you. Not really arguing, I'm just curious about how you justify that point since I can't really decipher your point from what you've posted.

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>>583821561

again, you get what you pay for.

post pics with time stamp so we can rate how ugly you are compared to a high quality escort such as this.

ill understand if you dont want to because you feel inferior already.

there is also the bonding aspect of it. unless u guys are in an open relationship he is stuck with your ass till u decide to break up, meaning he cant taste some vareity pussy.

us hobbyist on the other hand can have as much vareity and exoticness as we want.

>>583821561

if what your saying about yourself is true, then you should know woman like you are rare or certainly not the majority. that or what your describing doesn't last long.

maybe 20% of girls are like that and thats being generous i think.

plus it's not that proponents of having sex with hookers all think it is "superior" some do some dont. It that it is a truly valid option and increasingly so in this day and age especially in the United States where you are surrounded by ugly yet conceited women who want everything and give nothing.

i've had sex with a loving partner and it was great.

i've had sex with a hooker and it was great.

i had sex with a girl i picked up and it was bad

i had sex with another hooker and it was bad.

yes hookers can of course be bad just like non-hookers, but there are increasing benefits with hookers to the modern man that just can't be overlooked.

it's more about demystifying a taboo

>>583822369
The only problem is fucking condoms. At least with a girlfriend you can raw fuck if she is on the pill.

>>583821959
yea, but am I getting the almighty pussy on a regular basis? you bet I am. all you fucks on 4chan can piss on me all you want. idgaf

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>>583821326
I am a hobbyist. I have a group of dudes I meet up with sometimes when I go to Amsterdam. In my experience, most people who get hookers regularly have been married previously and just feel the relationship thing isn't for them, or otherwise just don't feel like dealing with women anymore.

I have literally seen one of my buddies turn down a sure thing with a girl at a bar to go fuck a hooker an hour later.

It seems to be a lot more about convenience and specificity. You can get exactly what you want, when you want. You want to get a blowjob, fuck in certain positions, anal, then finish on a girl's face? You got it. You want that girl to be a tall, slim blonde with big tits wearing black lingerie, heels, and glasses? Done.

Yes, you can go out, troll bars, clubs, parties, whatever, and probably get a girl. Can you get one who looks exactly the way you want and will do everything you want? Probably not. Can you do it 100% at will? I doubt it.

You don't do it to get sex. You do it to get sex exactly the way you want it, when you want it, and without any hoops to jump through.

Also, keep in mind, we're not all in college. I'm 34. I can't go to clubs and college parties and shit anymore (well, I COULD, but it'd be fucking weird).

Definitely wasn't a virgin when I stared seeing the working girls. Had been married twice. Cost me a hell of a lot more than my hobby has, that's for damn sure.

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>>583822260

>>583822940
80 bucks a night
hahah I doubt that, son.

>>583822369
There's no way in hell I'd feel inferior to a woman who sells her body. top fucking kek.
I may be "ugly," but I have someone who loves me and my body.

I dont feel the need to fuck other people and he doesnt either. I asked him if he wanted to and he thought it was gross. I never knocked you for liking what you like. I just offered you another viewpoint. I dont give a fuck about who you fuck or what you spend your money on.

>>583822761

Probably the most intelligent post in this thread. As for 20% that seems way too high.

>>583822347

really? cuz ive said it so many times in this thread.

money=quality. you cant to pick and choose who you want and when you want. you get to pick there color, there height, there size, there ethnicity, there age, etc etc etc.

thats the power of getting an escort. even with a gf, you wont get that kind of choice. you dont chose who your gf is, they chose you. it is actually very rare that your first crush/love intrest is your first, only, and last gf.

dont believe me? how many girls have you seen in life that you wish you could have, but cant have because you have to play the silly dating game? eventually you may find someone of interest that is also interested in you, but how many girls did u pass up that you could have fucked?

so again, its all about quality and power of choice.

>>583823150

believe it nigger, that's how we do it in NC

>>583823173
Dude, I agree with you and I think this reply is stupid. Hate to say it, but typical girl. Illogical at the drop of a hat.

>>583822940
Name? For research of course, and where is she from, I need something like that in my life.

>>583822894

some escorts will let you go condom-less. its all about the screening.

again, the power of choice and quality.

>>583806986
NAME???

>>583822761
>>583821561

sorry, to go along with that.

women in the united states would be screwed if it was ever outright legalized.

it'll never happen it seems at men have given women/feminist/lobby groups so much power.

Even though it is just simply letting a woman use her body for her own purposes.

Women here are afraid though, they know how good they have it but won't admit it.

Why?

If prostitution were legalized women would lose all the power, their only power really, which is sex. Women in US are not useful anymore except for sex and they hang it over guys heads, it's a punchline its so common.

Men would no longer feel the need to do so much for women.

It's a shame, I wish the US male population could collectively get their nuts back and do something.

I need to leave.

>>583823729
Money is not limited for me but just thinking of going raw with an escort...

I am better off going to a whorehouse in Nevada?

>>583823192

ha yea, but you have to though, the realistic statistic of likely less than 3%, most people will just shutdown and forget anything you say. if you say a number like 20% people might start to understand

>>583821561
>but dont make it seem like its superior to having a gf.
You act like you are the typical woman. I find it hard to believe this post is even legitimate.

>>583818928

never said that getting a hooker makes me smarter than you, its just a different route to sex. And I think that going the route of escorts isnt one to be ashamed of as long as its only temperoary since having that lifestyle for too long turns one into a degenerate. just as fucking college sluts for too many years in row will also make one a degenerate.

as long as its done it moderation, neither are bad decisions.

>>583823328
Alright I see where you're coming from. If you treat the courting process like hiring a car, then sure. I don't really see it the same way, so agree to disagree. As for your question, I don't really know. I've never dwelled on it too much. For that exact reason, I would say not many, if any at all. I was too much of a fat piece of shit with no confidence to actually have the balls to think about dating a girl. Then again, the idea of a hooker never quite crossed my mind earlier on in my life either.

>>583823987
Nevada requires condom use by law. Also, the brothels there are expensive as fuck and the girls, although they're hot as fuck, will game the shit out of you to do as little as they can for as much money as they can get.

Nevada isn't worth it.

>>583823173

ohh, this is gonna be fun.

aside from your bf, how many guys have you fucked previously?

ANNNND, what makes you special from an escort other than the fact that the escort gets paid? sex is sex, why does it matter if money is involved?

you having sex with other guys before your current bf makes you as much of a slut as an escort. infact it makes you an even bigger slut because your dumbass gives up your body for free.

in other words, you are a free piece of meat.

>>583822761
I know its a rare thing and that makes me upset. I wish more women would act like me (then men wouldnt have any reason to complain about us). I mean im not perfect. I can be a cunt sometimes. This whole thing is subjective. If you like doing hookers, fine. If you like doing your gf, fine. I just offered my side of how I see things

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>>583823015
>Grill
>Literally Burger King's Have it Your Way mentality

Women are basically burger now. Someone should post that on a feminism blog and see what happen.

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iv had sex with 10 diffrent escorts
[ ] escort: very fun, no drama, easy to get, can change girl everyweek, very expensive in the long run

[] gf: drama, hard to get, cant change girl everyweek, not as expensive

[x] porn, no drama, easy to get, all girls avaibles, inexpensive

I've fucked a decent amount of escorts and normies. There are pros and cons to paying for sex and pros/cons to dating or picking up chicks for casual sex.

But escorts are almost 100% pro if you're a rich fag. If you just want to deposit semen in a vagina with no potential entanglements and in the most straightforward way possible then fantastic.

But I enjoy my romantic entanglements as well. Because it's more ego gratifying to fuck actual women without paying them.

But sometimes I just don't give a shit and don't want to contribute any real social effort toward getting laid. I like placing my order, dozing off in my PJs until she gets there and then...satisfaction with no regards to future interaction or anyone's potential feelings. Don't care what anyone thinks about that. I'm above judgement. I got money.

>>583823987

its really not that bad dude. again, going back to a recent most i made, think about your gf and all of the men she has possibly fucked.

they all went in condomless just like you did. whats the difference? if you got a LEGIT virgin gf then good for you, but the majority of the time this isnt the case. if she had multiple bfs in the past then you better damn well expect that she fucked each and every last one of them.

and you are naive as fuck if you believe her when she says "i swear i never had sex with any of my ex bfs annon, just you!"

Who gives a shit if a guy is buying whores? I get plenty of ass and I would still buy an escort if the situation was right (Vegas, vacation, etc). They're easy and all they cost is some pocket change. And they're generally pretty hot too. I'd rather pay 150$ for some bombshell with an ass the size of Jupiter to treat my dick like its the reincarnation of Jesus christ than find some drunk whore at a bar who just lays there like a fish. Get off your high horse you faggots, nobody is bragging about fucking whores here. You don't need to get all but hurt because someone pays for sex. If you faggots had any self worth beyond how many girls you fuck you probably wouldn't be so insecure that you've got issues with people paying for what you deem to be the most impressive part of your personality.

>>583824424

i must have hit a nerv since she didnt respond back to defend herself.

>>583824228
This. I fully accept that the hooker thing isn't for everyone. Some people enjoy the hunt, they like chasing girls, they like to feel like they've "earned" it, and that's fine. Everyone needs to do what works for them.

I just don't think there should be a stigma around using sex workers. Prostitution has been around forever, it will always exist, there's obviously a huge demand for it, so obviously lots of people are doing it. I guarantee, probably half the politicians who decry prostitution have done it. We already know for a fact that the DC area has a massive sex trade business. We, as a society, just need to accept that it happens, it's always happened, it always will, and it's far more common than most think. We need to stop stigmatizing it because doing so is silly and hypocritical.

>>583825153


Totally agree. We are pretty much in the same boat. I've noticed that good majority of hobbyists have more money than most.

>>583811706
no, see, all you stupid pathetic fucks who go out and get escorts all the same bull shit excuses and reasoning. here's why its fucking retarded. who said you have to spend money? you ever been to highschool? to college? to a fucking office party? there is absolutely no money necessary for that shit. in fact I'm getting paid in a sense to fuck the shit out of drunk ass sorority girls every week. buy a couple kegs, charge guys $5 at the door, you make about $300, $400 profit, plus sluts trying to get at your dick.

so no, I don't pay to get pussy.

you dumb bitch

>>583826289

i see what u did there.

>>583806986
can we get more pix of these big assed asians??!

>>583824925
Hey, sex is an indulgence, just like food is. If I'm going to date someone (I do still date), then she's a complete person with a personality and feelings and all that stuff, and that's the way it should be.

If it's purely a sex thing, then she's basically a just a toy and none of it matters other than getting me what I want.

It depends on the context of the situation.

>>583823759
I wrote a paper on the legalization of prostitution and I agree with you about that 100%. Although I dont think women would be screwed. Some guys would still want marriage and not all girls are power hungry bitches.

>>583824424
I've only had sex with my bofriend. I'm 19 (almost 20) and we started dating when I was 18. I was homeschooled and had no way of really meeting men. He took my virginity and I took his. I personally feel like what makes me different from an escort, is the fact that if you are sick and want soup at 3 in the morning, I'll cook it and give it to you. If you need someone to talk to, I'm here for you. If you need a date to your cousins wedding, I'm here for you. If you want to try a new hobby, I'm here for you and will get into it as well. If a family member dies, Im here to support you. I dont think that the women who sell themselves are bad people. I think of us as equals with different jobs.

I dont know why you are trying to turn this into some fight, I said I respected your opinion. Oh wait I forgot I'm on /b/, I'll never win

>>583826289

I actually 100% agree with you, but reading this post makes me feel like you're a fucking loser that's gonna be reliving his "college days" for the rest of his life.

You're right, but grow up. Life ain't all about dumb ass sorority girls and getting drunk. Also a real job will pay enough you won't have to make shit money off kids.

As far as people paying for sex... Who cares, it has been happening since the very beginning of human existence. What's the joke... second oldest profession?

>>583824786

that's fine and your answer even the post i first responded to all have the semblance of reasoning and logic (which is why im a bit skeptical you are a woman though I'll assume you are)

> go ahead, but dont make it seem like its superior to having a gf

was the reason I responded.

because in most individual cases it can be, also you were talking about a relationship. which is fine and so was i, but to be fair this is about fucking. simple hot sweaty fucking, which for men is a need. for women its a want. this can't be debated.

this is why women get to be hookers and men get to be customers. there is so much biology behind it i cant even start or I'll write for hours.

but basically since I need it (the fucking) on occasion to subside the millions of years masculine and animalistic biology, the evolutionary byproduct of prostituting was by all intents and purposes necessary.

we just want to pay and get it over with. when you break it down, sex for men is really unfortunate and mostly a burden and a chore, that just happens to feel pretty good when we ejaculate.

>>583822902
how much for a bj?

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>>583826807
idk, i usually save these for PAAG threads or asian general threads.

Best one I ever had was $300 an hour, she actually tried and had fun with me, afterwards we smoked and she watched a movie with me. Shit so cash. We go out sometimes and she doesn't charge me anymore so its w/e. Shes also slowly taking less and less clients as well.

>>583826947

mhmm, the "we are both virgins excuse"

sure thing pal. sorry, women are just some of the biggest liers on the planet. excuse me if i dont believe you.

>>583826947

>Although I dont think women would be screwed.Some guys would still want marriage and not all girls are power hungry bitches.

obviously, it's just easier to say all when its the overwhelming majority I assume most people no there are outliers, but outliers are just that, outliers, and my point still stands for most women.

>>583827018
>for men is need ,for women it's a want, this can't be debated

are you 15

>>583827184
Sauce?

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>>583827879
cum is the only sauce that goes well with dat ass.

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>>583827018
Am a grill

>>583827487
There we go, another dumbass on /b/.

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>>583806986
>>583807256
>>583811970
DAMNNN SAUCE???

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>>583828158

with enough money, you can fuck girls that are like pic related. bitches love money.

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>>583827487
You dont have to believe me because me and you arent dating.

also here is my body. Feel free to judge me against your hookers

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>>583809389
You seem flustered friend.

>>583828204

if you're a grill then why aren't you showing your tits yet?

>>583828721
0/10

if the only good thing about you is the fact that you're a woman the show your fucking naked body and shut the fuck up

>>583828721

i cant really rate you if you are not naked now can i?

>>583828581
secret. but here is a pro tip, they are hookers that can be bought and fucked for the right price.

wouldnt you do it?

>>583821561
Just because you're a decent girlfriend doesn't mean that every girl is. An overwhelming majority of women are extremely selfish when it comes to relationships, it's all take and no give. Most people's girlfriends probably care about them about as much as a typical prostitute does, so it's really not that different. None of the shit you listed as things you do for your boyfriend are very difficult to do. In fact it sounds like your role could be replaced by a female friend or family member.
Relationships aren't for everyone. I find them to be trying and not worth the effort. Maybe in some fantasy land where a women could be attractive and a decent human being they could work out, but on earth those two things are mutually exclusive.

>>583829121
why would you want to see a 0/10 body? Also I can juggle so i'm not just a one trick pony.

>>583827718

no and I can see how you'd think that, it was a pretty stupid thing to say in the moment, I meant it more as men have it a need because of the need to spread the seed, where as women have the need to nurture/make a baby, which I think largely constitutes my statement, but yes i did word it immaturely.

>>583828204
I'm sorry to be rude but tits or gtfo.

>>583808241
lol i have a girl who doesn't expect anything besides sex as a reward.
>collaring a women as a submissive
>get on this level

>>583828204

you could have a penis

>>583829541
because that's the only thing you're offering here. whatever you say is completely useless, whatever you link is useless, all you have to offer once you come here playing the "im a grill" card is your naked body as a call for attention

im sure it's disgusting too but that's beyond the point

>>583815395
>here we go. listen bro, women are going to cost you money. got a gf? guess what, she is going to expect you get her gifs, taker her out to movies, and take her out to dinner. that shit adds up. and for what? at the end of the day, all u want to do is fuck. so mind as well just do it directly with a escort with zero BS involved.
>women arnt free, pussy isnt free. stop pretending as if you got free pussy just because you took some girl u met in a bar out to dinner or you bought her drinks at said bar. that dinner/drinks costed you $$ bud.

>Finally get my first escort at 30
>Backpages
>Holy shit this chick lives in my apartment building
>Talked to her a couple times and always follow her up the stairs staring at her ass
>Fapped to her a few times
>I normally like girls with big ass/hips/tits
>10 thousand bitches in my spankbank over the years, finally get to fuck one
>Sure enough, comes over about 15 mins after I call her
>Thought it would be awkward because we kinda know each other
>She laughed about it and told me that she hoped I would find out and call her sometime
>Sex was actually amazing, 200 for an hour. amazing sex, she was really into it, talked really dirty the whole time, liked it rough
>Start calling her more and more
>She starts texting me randomly
>Start getting a weekly rate
>She randomly texts me for quick deals, once I only had 40 bucks and I got an hour out of it
>Texting start happening more frequently
>Pretty soon I am fucking her 3 or 4 times a week, only pay about half price once a week
>Start watching movies together and cuddling
>Not sure how I feel about having a half escort half booty call
>Start to feel super dirty about all the dudes who are probably in and out everyday
>Finally lie and tell her I got a gf so she stops texting me

Actually kind of miss her, the sex is great but I love eating pussy, and I just cant bring myself to eat a pussy that may have had 10 dicks in it that day, she said she only did 3 or 4 clients a day sometimes more on weekends, but still.

>>583829980
no, see, all you stupid pathetic fucks who go out and get escorts all the same bull shit excuses and reasoning. here's why its fucking retarded. who said you have to spend money? you ever been to highschool? to college? to a fucking office party? there is absolutely no money necessary for that shit. in fact I'm getting paid in a sense to fuck the shit out of drunk ass sorority girls every week. buy a couple kegs, charge guys $5 at the door, you make about $300, $400 profit, plus sluts trying to get at your dick.

so no, I don't pay to get pussy.

you dumb bitch

>>583829871
>>583829758
>>583829667
>>583829503
>>583829429
>>583828971

Since I dont want to show tits and my comments are no longer worthy, I will gtfo as requested. Night y'all

>>583829541

women that dont like to show there body yet STILL hides there face on boards like these are probally really dissapointed at there own bodies.

show ur body and maybe we can give you a bost of confidence. not like you are showing ur face anyway.

>>583827184
hnnngggg

>>583830461
can't you read? fucking stop posting

I prefer Asian Massage parlors ask the right thing and ANYTHING is on the table.

You can get some "fresh" hands if you ask the right things and develop with them.

>>583830597
good try mate

>>583829995

really man, thanks, felt like a really honest and genuine post

that seems understandable, I'd probably feel the same way.

i appreciate that

>>583829667
you know the rules faggot, don't feel bad about enforcing them

>>583830461
I don't want to see your tits, you're not very attractive.

>>583828721
Eli?

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>>583830753
i actually need to find those where im at. i have asian fever, asian girls are my top fetish and there arnt enough of them around here. need to find a good AMP for sure.

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>>583829995
Forgot pic

>prostitutes are cheaper, so thats better

Thing is, there's nothing like the feeling you get when you suddenly realize that you are getting your cock sucked by a bitch that is doing that shit because she really wants to, not because she is getting payed. At least that's what happens to me

>>583829995
got her pics? Or her backpage profile?

>>583831234
face pic? your story makes me want to fap to her now

>>583831249

lol, its the same bro.

>>583831292
>>583831576
Here, kind of a risk since if you start harassing her and bring me up she will probably get pissed at me

http://peace.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/aly-kat-independent-escort/3485844

>>583831576
Protip: Google image search that pic

>>583810650
>genuine mutuality

wtf

>>583831885
Tried to talk her into camming but she doesn't think she will make enough money

>>583809389
dam bro are you on the varsity team!?!11?!?11?!

>>583831582

when you earn that pussy, sex is better. i'm not saying that escorts aren't fun, but fucking real grills is better.

>>583832387
Toga toga toga!

>>583831885
thanks man. no worries, just want to see and maybe get an hour from her and see what you are talking about

>>583831249
If it wasn't for the fact I live in a shitty small ass state/town and all the message parlors have been raided in the last year by cops, id be at a message parlor right this second getting a tug.

Unfortunately, I like the money I make, and the position and company I am in would be at risk if I ever get caught at one of those things.

Also haven't gotten laid in years. Go to different bars every week, go to all the parties, even best man at 2 weddings, (I fucking kid you not, not a single one of the 20 bridesmaids were single.)

The last slump-buster I was with, was this super fat ugo, manipulative cunt that was taking child support and had a full time job. Here Husband left her because she wouldn't stop sleeping around even after she had the baby, I literally never felt soo disgusted in my entire life.

I said if these are the women I'm going to resort to because there's nothing else around I rather not fuck.

Yep, I literally have no issue paying for sex at this point, and there's the potential they are 9/10 hotties and no bullshit, money, sex. done.

I also find it funny out of all my friends that spew the most game about macking bitches and not paying, were the first ones to start paying after they couldn't get laid after 6 months. Idk what's with any one superiority complex but your gonna fucking crash hard once your outta college, and I might even pity you.

OK didn't read the whole thread but I'm a customer too. Right now have fucked 95 women total (hopefully 100 soon), most of them way hotter and kinkier than any over the girls you've ever had.

I regret nothing. AMA.

>>583833297
>>583831249
Sorry fucked that up, only the 4th and 5th sentence were meant to be a reply to you.

The rest was to all the college bro's that are tripping before life hits them.

>>583833297
Take a week or two off, go to Amtserdam or Germany, fuck the entire RLD, no one will know unless you tell them.

>>583833297
chill dude

if you CAN'T get pussy, by all means, go the fuck ahead and pay for those bitches. I have friends that could be fucking girls regularly, but resort to paying because it's easier. And if you think that i will not pay for pussy when i can no longer get it, you are plain wrong.

>>583830654
lol

also suck on my shitpost

>>583833507
Just to clarify some of the things I did:
- threesome with 2 girls (about 10 times)
- foursome with 3 girls (3 times)
- sisters (went down on each other)
- twins (went down on each other)
- no condom (half a dozen girls)
- whole nighter with 2 girls
- without paying (with 4 or 5 girls)
- 65 swallowed my cum (my biggest fetish)
- creampie with 2
- fucked married girls (2 that I know of)
- fucked 18yo girls (born 1996) (2 that I know of)
- pissed on 3 girls
- got a girl to drink my piss
- etc, etc, etc...

Get tested regularly, never caught anything. Not bad for a loser eh?

>>583834970

how much was a foursome?

My only escort story

>be 20
>to afraid to approach women
>decide to rent an escort
>meet her at predetermined location
>I bring condoms
>putting on condoms, I realize they're too small
>she tries sliding it on with her mouth
>rips foreskin and frenulum
>blood squirts into her mouth
>bloody yellow teeth
>she vomits on my crotch and I pass out
>come to in bed with dried blood on bed, floor and wall for some reason
>looks like the Scarface shower scene
>moneys gone
>got dick sucked kind of

>>583809389
Huehuehue, every plot of every college movie. How's highschool going for you champ?

>>583834970
This is why I do it. How else does a guy get to do shit like this? I've fucked a pornstar. Like a legit pornstar. You can go to a porn site right now and find her scenes. I had my dick in her ass. Balls deep down her throat. She swallowed my cum. I pulled anal beads out of her ass with my teeth.

How else would I have ever gotten that to happen?

>>583835293
Depends honestly. First was 1 hour 400 euros, second was 2 hours 700 euros, third was 1 hour 450 euros.

Considering a normal single escort averages 250 euros for 1 hour I'd say those were still bargains.

Even tho for the nighter with 2 girls, I went behind the agency and delt directly with the girls for 500 euros total so that was even better. Not counting the free nights I got with some other girls obviously.

>>583836285
Yeah man, I forgot that! I fucked 2 pornstars! Even turned down fucking Black Angelika.

I lost my virginity a week ago, and I saw another escort this past Saturday. She couldn't get me off, and when I went to finish myself off I asked if it was okay if I came on her face. She hesitated a bit but agreed to it, a couple of seconds later I exploded a rope of cum on her face. Bitch got mad and got up real fast to clean herself up, and I was left with a ruined orgasm. I dont think escorts are for me guys.

>>583836853
You really can be whatever you want on the Internet, huh?

>>583836853
I almost had a threesome with my regular girl in Amsterdam, the aforementioned pornstar (porn name was Pamela Ann, though she looks very different now, got her tits done and got super fit, goes by Dita now) and Jasmine Black. Fell through because Jasmine was asking more money than Dita had initially quoted me, and didn't get back to us in time for it to happen.

A little disappointed, but maybe next time.

Sandra Romain is also a possibility for my next trip. Might go for it.

>>583837452
pornescort.xxx <- they're all available right there if you have the money for it.

Fuckin' love these threads. If any newfags still have lingering questions let me know.

Wish I could say I've had mindblowing sex but my dick isn't very sensitive. I can't feel shit with condoms on. (Bareback is taboo as fuck in the hooker community. I'm sure some do it, but I've not asked/been offered.)

Anyway, guess I'll share one of my more unusual experiences:
>Like strip clubs alot. Get into escorts later.
>Lady on Eccie keeps advertising dance / front body massage / BJ (only)
>Can kinda tell pictures are manipulated, but my stripper boner gets the best of me and I contact her
>She is giving me address, I spill a huge plate of sphagetti and burst out "Oh, you live at [apartment complex]"
>Dead silence for a few seconds. Anyway, I recover, explain that is where I live, set up appointment.
>Walk maybe 30 feet to the next building & her door
>I requested see-through lingerie, she has some on. But I immediately realize she is fairly plump, and probably 10-15 years older than I am.
>Thiskillstheboner.jpg

Cont.

>>583838697
Part II

>She has me get naked & sit on couch. Striptease is pretty meh tier but...
>She has enormous, firm, & natural tits. Fucking amazing. She also likes when people play with them. Breddy guud
>She also has really long tongue. Like a good 4" more than the average person. Breddy guud
>She massages my arms, thighs, inner thigh, cock & baals. Breddy guud
>Starts giving me BJ. I'm lost in contemplation of her amazing tits & tongue.
>This seems to go on for ages, but I'm so relaxed I don't notice.
>After awhile she sneaks in some hand lotion for lube & starts jerking me.
>Gets her tits in the mix. Likely the best titjob I'll ever know- but not really my thing.
>Getting close, sneaks her hand onto my dick from under her tits.
>Cum with the force of 999.9 suns
>She cleans me up. We talk for awhile (maybe 15-20min) and I head home.
>Look at the clock, realize its been two fucking hours (she charges per session, not per hour, so I didn't pay attention before).
>Realize she was working my dick (the good way) for atleast 75-90 minutes straight.

Kinda weird that a fat, older, mexican lady (none of those are my type) provoked that out of me, but I still got a chubby just remembering & writing the story.

>>583838697
>thiskillstheboner.jpg
kek'd

>>583837884
Yep, that's where I had booked Black Angelika but conditions turned out not to be optimal so I cancelled.

Sandra Romain and her Sister regularly tour my city, they were here last week. Never got around to booking them tho. Like Donna Bell is here now.

But my fetish is the swallow part and I know none of them would agree to do it, that's why I didn't book them.

>>583823015
My motherfucking nigger right here.

>>583839446
Where are you? Dita swallows. She's based in Amsterdam, but she travels. I believe she charges € 100 for OWO/CIM.

ditavip.com

>>583836919
I know that feel, bro. It honestly took me 3-4 girls to actually get comfortable.

As for facials- its strange she would be hesitant. Some escorts are prudes (go figure) and some are freaky. I'd say a good 80%+ would've taken that facial like a fucking champ. So don't lose heart.

That said, I've come to the conclusion that some guys just have a fetish for banging hookers. If the "hooker magic" just isn't there, thats just how it is for some guys.

>>583840147
Paris, but don't worry, I have no problem finding girls who accept to swallow my sweet balls nectar here.

If I was certain Sandra and/or Alice Romain, and Donna Bell would accept to swallow I'd probably book them tho.

>>583840515
Same here, probably half a dozen girls before I had an actual good time.

>>583840147
Man this is an area where I'm jelly of you eurobros

That shit would cost ~$300 from the average lady in my area
There is an agency here in the US that features some playboy models and some pornstars, but their rates are like $1500 (and I don't even know their menu)

Some escorts wont charge you and youll save lots of money if they like you. just to throw that out there for the newbies.but is rare in most cases if your fat ugly etcc.

>>583841094
Eh, email them and ask. Never know until you ask. I believe they do OWO, usually girls who do OWO can be convinced to swallow, in my experience.

>>583840515
Well before the session started she told me her only rule was not to cum in her mouth. I had also read reviews where they state that she had done cum on face, so I figured it was okay to make sure it was okay. Its not even nervousness or anything its just that as you said the magic isn't there.

>>583841234
Same. My first few times I was nervous as fuck and some of the girls were not great providers. Once I found a few girls that I clicked with who gave great service, though, it got really good really fast.

>>583841301
I'm actually from Canada. I just travel to Europe frequently.

>>583841385
You mean email them personally? Cuz I texted pornescort and they're absolutely negative on the swallow part.

Tho it's true that other agencies have told me that as well for some of their models, and then I still convince the girl to do it during the meeting so you never know.

My experience with pornstars escorts tho is that it's not really a great thing. Cuz you'd expect them to be as slutty as what you saw in their scenes and they rarely are. Usually they do a lot less stuff as an escort than as a pornstar.

>>583841482
Sounds to me like you encountered a poor provider, bro. Believe me I've met some airheads & bitches.

I haven't been keeping up with the hobby scene and just recently came back. Turns out P411 nuked the 'services' section, which is a big disappointment. Otherwise I'd recommend you go straight to P411 to see if chicks do what you want.

>>583821765
>gifs

You're killing me dude lol

>>583842035
Only pornstar I've ever been with was Dita and she definitely lives up to her scenes. All her scenes have anal, lots of DP, done DA, lots of rough gagging, all that good stuff.

She does it all during her sessions. Only thing she absolutely won't do is uncovered sex. OWO as an extra, yes, sex, no. Anal is included in all her sessions, she brings a bunch of toys with her, encourages you to fuck her with toys, play with her pussy and ass, gives crazy, sloppy, deep head. My last session, she just pulled my dick out through the front of my boxers and went to town. When I got up after she made me cum, the front of my boxers were absolutely soaked through with spit. I had to hang that shit up to dry before I could even throw it in the laundry bag. Shit was amazing.

I love that chick so much. Absolutely has the right attitude for this work.

>>583842909
Sounds like a great fuck :) OWO is very rarely an extra in Paris. CIM sometimes is, and swallow is supposedly rare but gaining some momentum.

Funny thing that you'd mention uncovered sex, I saw a girl a few hours ago and convinced her to fuck without condom next time. She's totally down for it. I'm fucking happy because usually without condom is totally taboo here. She's fucking hot too so that helps.

>>583842684
I live in southern Texas, so there isn't much variety. Bunch of overweight hispanic providers and older ladies that im sure give good service but id rather go for looks. I might give it one more shot with a 19 yr old ive been eying on the eccie website.