I just heard slicing a pussy in the tight. I wanted to try this

Wut

>>583597036
Salt water helps.

>>583597479
Does it sting less than vinegar? Do you know how i should cut?

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>>583597036
>>583597479
>>583597768
wait what the fuck? what is slicing a pussy? thats not how you sex

>slicing a pussy in the tight

u wot m8

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>mfw read "I just heard slicing a pussy in the tight"

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wat

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> I just heard slicing a pussy in the tight. I wanted to try this

What the fuck am i looking at. There's way too many people here acting normal.

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>>583597036

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OP and me know whats up

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>>583597036
>I just heard slicing a pussy in the tight.

Everything can be a pussy if you cut deep enough, OP.

>>583598929
>from se7en
>rubes

>>583597036
Explain?
So, you are saying slicing YOUR PUSSY is TIGHT?!

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>Slicing a pussy in the tight
>Vinegar

I know this is bait but fucking kek

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>>583597036
ok, you've got my interest OP, i am intrigued by this,

>>slicing a pussy in the tight

i must know!

go home anon youre drunk

>slicing a pussy in the tight

whatthefuckamireading.jpb

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op please tell us what the fuck you are on about

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>>583597036
lol all you have to do is to is go and do that thing with the do and so you can easily have that is and it will all work out in the end.

>>583597768
Just go straight down the middle, and if the salt water starts stinging less than the vinegar just add more salt.

>>583599449
I was talking with my cousin about how my bf complain about him being sore in the anus. He told me you can cut a pussy in the tight and that he did this with his other cousin (not on my mothers side, but from his father). I wanna try this so we can have more sex. But I wanted to know if you need anything else than a knife and vinegar.

>>583600956
what the fuck is a tight

>>583600771
>All those not even highlighted
TOP FUCKING KEK

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>>583599594
>calling out the bait

Why do people on /b/ constantly do this nowadays?
We get it, you found out it's bait. You're going to ruin the dank joke, dude

>>583601317
i no rite

>>583600956
That should be enough, just make sure you don't accidentally the vagina.

>>583600956
what the fuck

>>583597036
>I just heard slicing a pussy in the tight.

W-what? are you fucking retarded?

>>583599630
You don't really have anything important in your tight just muscle. You can slice a pussy in there if you are gay. But I think you have to do it in the right part of the tight, so I wonder if anyone tried this.

>>583600956

When you cut the tight make sure the estremius does not get corded up. It can be very messy. Use a lot of balming powder if you have any.

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Oh, this a gay thing...

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>>583600771
let it bleeeeed

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>>583600956
OP please explain it very calmly.

>>583600956
I forgot to mention that instead of using a hunting knife, you need to use an exacto-knife. Makes a cleaner cut, and can occasionally make a deeper one than a hunting knife.

Does you mean thigh?... like upper leg? if so you are some serial killer mother fucker.... post pics.

I think he means taint!

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>>583601623
Do you mean, 'taint'?

why are you slicing anything! at the very least stream it

>>583601772
As I said before. You don't have important in tight, just muscle like around pussy. If you cut around muscle you can get pussy but then put vinegar to make hole stay. If you are having trouble with anal and still love your bf you can do this so you still can have good sex that is important for relationship. I have knife and vinegar but I dont know exactly where to cut to get good tightness.

>>583601481
It's because the "jokes" are never funny and they want to be done with this as fast as possible so something good can be posted


>anything good ever being posted

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>>583597036
i sliced a pussy in the tight once but it was an alcohol

>>583600956
Do you mean taint?

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>>583600956

>>583602171
alright anon, i just...

>I just heard slicing a pussy in the tight.
So many fucking things wrong with this statement, it would take me all night to list them all

>>583602258
I once pussied a slice in the tight, but it was an alcohol

>>583597036
>I just heard slicing a pussy in the tight.

OK,lets break this down. You *Heard* (with your ears) someone 'slicing' a 'pussy' in the tight?
End of sentence.

OK, a few questions;,
What does a pussy being sliced in the tight sound like?

>>583600956
Are you Australian or some shit?

>>583602171
Ah... I see what you're saying now. First of all, you're going to want to grab some Isopropyl Alcohol and wipe down the areas that are located south of the tight. Make a small incision, about 1 inch in length. You will get continue to pour vinegar in the pussy, in the tight, and then on the new hole you just created. Keep it like that for several hours and if you want you can even have your boyfriend lick it all clean of the vinegar. Us men love the taste of raw vinegar on a tight. After that, you will enjoy your new tight hole.

>>583602171
3/4 away from his sack, but 1/4 away from his anus

>I just heard slicing a pussy in the tight.

What is it being sliced with?
Did you witness said slicing?
What is a 'tight'?
And lastly, why are you so fucking retarded?

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>>583600956

Dude..i...fuck, what?

I don't know what's happening but I'm laughing way too hard

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>>583597036
>>583597768
>>583600956
>>583601623
>>583602171

>>583603340
When you say you're laughing it makes me laugh, and that's the brotherhood of man. See?
How tight's your tight?

>>583600956
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER; DO YOU SPEAK IT?

>>583603614
pretty tight considering cutting in there to make bf less sore

>>583600956
What the fuck

No, dont slice your pussy in the tight youll probably regret it right after. If he doesbt like your pussy then tell im to deal with it

>>583602949
Sry, I'm not very good with words.

>>583597036
i think its trying to say "slicing a pussy in the taint"

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>>583603825
i hope your good with a knife

>>583602949
No shit

>>583603750
Not my tight my bf.

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>>583603825

Don't apologize, we love you.

But really, i don't think anyone has a clue what's going on.

Are you trying to cut your asshole to make it wider, permanently?

It actually hurt to type that.

Love how nobody's addressing the very bad idea of attemping amateur surgery directly.

Was gonna spiderman this but this is way to fucking perfect

This isn't going to turn out well, OP.

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>>583597036

>>583602226
basically they try to fight what they call cancer by posting cancer

>>583600956

Oh yeah I too was discussing this with my gf's sister, she said it began all too quickly and getting the cut right helps soreness end quick. Make sure to rest the tight.

hope this helps.

>>583604091
Hold on, you want to slice your Bf's tight? First off what the fuck is a tight?

>>583597036
Just cut and use diesel.

>>583602661
imagine if you had an apple but instead of being full of meat you fill it with putty or like a really solid yogurt and you heat up the blade first with a clean fire

>>583604530
>Make sure to rest the tight.
I love you

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Archiving this btw.

http://4archive.org/b/thread/583597036

>>583604595
You know between knee and navelcap.

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>>583597036

>>583604950
ok, ok, now your just making it obvious yer trollin

im out

>>it was going so well

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>>583604950
>navelcap

Try again

https://www.google.com/search?q=navelcap&biw=1517&bih=714&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=VwaFVO6hA4W1oQTfr4GQAg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAw&dpr=0.9

guys you are all fucking retarded, OP is talking about a thigh, he wants to cut a fucking hole into his thigh and make a pussy in there
basically, OP is a sick fuck

brb slicing a hole in my thigh so that sex hurts less

>>583604234
No no it's like piercing, you can do it at home if you have vinegar. Nothing important in tight like in ear. You only make hole between muscles like in ear.

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>>583597036

if you Must know, this is how it's done.

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>>583604950
I love you OP

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>>583604950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn7B5FdwBK8

>>583605208
Lol thats not navelcap. :D

As long as it's JUST muscle you're slashing apart, no problem. No-one needs muscles

thin sliced ham

>>583605372
Ok, show us the spot you wanna cut in. That will help us out more.

>>583605693
Yes, because we're all fellows at Johns Hopkins.

>>583605324
Exactly.

>>583605952
We all are.

>>583605447
you cant slice a pussy into a bitches tight. they need prostate and if you get the vinegar on their tight it upsets the PH levels and fucks them up.

Don't slice your fucking thigh/tight you fucking dumbass. learn to enjoy strechting through sex

fucking casuals i swear

>>583605372
You are stupid. Have you not had anatomy? The femoral artery runs the full length of your leg. mostly along the inside. If you don't know where it is and you cut it, you WILL bleed out in three minutes. You WILL be dead before any help arrives.

oh look a bunch of australians

>>583606189
>leg
>taint
Pick one.

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>>583605621

Oh. But it is. Because that's exactly what i Googled.

Take a picture, i think that will help- but don't zoom in a retarded amount! Show us this location of the "tight".

>>583604108
Are you retarded? OP is saying that he wants to make a cut in his thigh to create an artificial vagina that his boyfriend can fuck. He's also lying, of course.

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the australians wake up and start shitposting

>>583606514
thats what happens because of their natural tight and upset PH with the vinegar/salt solution in there. its like salting the earth after burning the ground.

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>>583605693

Sorry camera no good in dark. I mark the spot.

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OP, this is what i found on cutting the tight

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>>583606986
What

>>583606986
Looks good to me. Get cutting.

>>583606986
>switching from dankspeak to cavemanspeak

yeah you're a troll

>>583607401
No no, not on me on my bf. He is at work now. Is suprise when he come home.

>>583607538
>surprise

Making a gash in his thigh/tight sounds like a real trear

>>583606986
Shave that spot, rub some alcohol over it and start cutting, you'll be fine.

>>583607538
Oh yeah. I love it when I came home from work and my gf slices my tight!

>>583607764
As long as you don't cut an ateria

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i don't like this thread at all

>>583607995
Nah, that wont happen.

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>>583607538
>>583607746
>>583607819

I cannot fucking handle this thread

>>583607819
They are both guys...

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>>583603661
what's in your tight?

Please! Somebody save this shit!
>best bread ever

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>>583607538
Make sure he is asleep first. If you mix bleach with a little bit of baking soda, and add ammonia to the mix, you get chloroform. Put it on a rag, and hold it over his face for 2 minutes, and he'll pass out, so you can cut his tight and not hurt him. Goodluck, OP.

>>583607819
fucking cisfags. its only for gay guys. if you have a female there is no need.

>>583607538
Make sure you angle it so he doesn't start jabbing your bone with his dick. You won't be nearly deep enough and it will be a waste.

>>583608214
He means thigh, he is on a phone posting.. He is also gay and suicidal.

so let me get this right...
You cut a hole in your 'thigh' so your bf can fuck you in said hole because your arse hole is too loose?

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>>583597036
wat

>>583597036
Nigga, do you mean taint? That shit isnst called tight.

>>583608539
No, you're going to do it to your bf because his arse hole is too loose for your little dick?

>>583604827
thank you based anonfag

>>583608539
No. I will try to be clear. My bf sometimes has pain in ass when we sex too much. You need good sex for relationsship. I talk to my cousin. He said you could cut pussy in tight if you use vinegar since i'ts only muscle. If he has a pussy in his tights we can make love in there when he is sore in "other hole". I hope you understand.

>>583607538
Alright let me get this straight.

YOUR asshole is too tight but you want to cut HIS leg.
By surprise.
To fuck his leg.
Literally.

For what fucking reason?

>>583609209
Does he not have a mouth you can fuck?

>>583607538
OP you are seriously a dumb fuck, that will cut your femoral artery and you will die within 5 minutes.

Mootles needs to ban all foreign IPs.

>>583609582
No no only muscle.

>>583609209
>>583609209
>>583609209
>>583609209
listen here fuckboy, I'm serious. don't do this. >>583609582

>>583609209
tight = taint ?

>>583609209
So the pain caused by cutting a big gaping (literally) fucking wound in your leg is less than the pain caused by anal sex???
Just get some lube for fucks sake!
Or suck each other off.
This is so retarded.

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>>583609209
That's the sickest thing I ever heard.

>>583609209
I have a feeling this new hole might be somewhat more painful

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>>583609209

>>583609739
Just do it, it's save to do.

>>583609652
No.
They bring so much joy to all involved.

>>583609739
No, I'm serious. Please read up on the anatomy. The spot you highlighted is where that is located. We recently had an officer get cut there by a suspect and die within 20 minutes. Do not do it.

>>583609813
No if you use vinegar i'ts like piercing, it just become hole you can use. Maybe you need a little stretch for a week. Better a little pain now than a lot of a long time.

>>583609795

Let him, once less moron and foreigner to shitpost on /b/.

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>>583602398

>>583609813
Better solution found.

>FUCK A PUSSY

>>583610109
This is seriously not how the human body works. Please do not attempt. You will die.

>>583610068
Okay i read about femoral artery now and you are right. How stupid of me, you need to cut in other side where big muscle is. Thank you.

>>583609209
your cousin is playing a joke on you OP
vinegar will not make a tight slice

>>583610109
heat the knife so it closes the wound and there is no bleeding

it will also sanitize the knife so as to not cause infection

>>583610109
I'm pretty sure that this won't work.
At first you're cutting a hole in a muscle, so it's function will be restricted.
Second, I doubt, that the wound will close,

But if you do it, post pictures.

>>583609209
K maybe your cousin and /b/ aren't the best of people/place to get surgical advice. If you are going to cut holes to fuck in yourself......vinegar ain't going to help shit and just make the cut WAAAYY more painful.
If your into that kinda stuff, go see a doctor at least.

>>583610347
Much better, this can't possibly go wrong as long as you use vinegar

>>583610109
Just do it then.
What country are you from?
I want to follow the news to see what happens and how much jail time you get for killing your faggot fuck hole.

>>583600956

> pussy in the tight

> pussy in the tight

> pussy in the

> tight

THE FUCK YOU MEAN BY ThIS?

>>583609739
You are stupid. There is not only muscle in your leg. If you don't kill your lover by bleeding him out, you will kill him from infection. If you cut into his thigh where you want to you will cut the artery. Even if you do miss the artery a wound that size will still cause major blood lose and he could die from shock.Just fuck him in the ASS and tell him to man up, or have him suck you off. Is getting around a sore ass which means you fuck too much worth his life?

>>583610347
Okay I've prevented you from killing yourself but I am (admittedly not a doctor) 99% sure that you can't just put vinegar in it and turn it into a pussy.

Sex isn't everything in a relationship, there's better ways to express love and passion anyway

>>583610641
No not like surgery just like piercing you do at home or in hotel. We are going to use vinegar.

SHARPIE IN TIGHT OR GTFO

There are two types of people in this thread.

>>583611046
Piercing ≠ cutting your entire fucking leg open.

>>583597768
you gotta run the blade across the whole chode

and then quickly rub ben gay on it

maybe you should ask /sci/ or /r/. Or /fit/, it has the best anatomical knowledge.

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>>583610347
>How stupid of me, you need to cut in other side where big muscle is.
This has to be a joke.

Don't listen to these naysayers OP, slicing a pussy in the tight is something I always hear with vinegar

>>583611137
retards and OP?

>>583609209
You wouldn't happen to be Chris Warden Chandler, would you?

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Dufuq OP

>>583610778
He wants to cut the taint open and make the hole a pussy to fuck

I saw a slick kitten wanted to fight. I wanted to buy this for my body fragrance. I don't think drag guys will make you a victim because you've been tired B4. that's all you need for pickling vegetables and a jar of course.

I say go for it op, vinegar is all you need. no one ever said homos were all that bright anyway.

>>583609209
>583608539
>No. I will try to be clear. My bf sometimes has pain in ass when we sex too much. You need good sex for relationsship. I talk to my cousin. He said you could cut pussy in tight if you use vinegar since i'ts only muscle. If he has a pussy in his tights we can make love in there when he is sore in "other hole". I hope you understand.

you need more holes fag, an anus and a backup laceration are simply not enough

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this fucking thread

>>583610915

The following sentence is a double-edged sword. You're a faggot for trying to convince some anonymous person on the internet not to do something.

>>583611046
OK dumbass. Here is the deal.. You can't pierce muscle. If you do a little research and look at any picture of a piercing it is only in the skin. If you try to pierce a muscle, it will tear and the tear will get worse over time. They do not heal like skin does. that is why a very deep cut requires stitches and limited use of the muscle till it has time to heal.

>>583611504
This your first post?
Welcome to 4chan

>>583611046
>No not like surgery just like piercing
Piercing only envolve skin and adipose tissue, not muskles.

But you can go to a piercing studio and ask if they "slice you the tight"

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mfw the chimp toy do the thing

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>this fucking thread

>>583597036
>>583600956

Cutting a pussy into his your boyfriends thigh because his ass hurts? That's a great idea op

>>583597036
9/10

>>583611731
>i'm white

fucking right you are

>>583611840
Totally not psychotic in any way.

>>583597036
or how about, just fucking a bitch since she has a vag anyways

>>583611840
>after the last ice age
>rationalizing fag logic

>>583612006
more normal than furries

>>583611693
to be honest I've been here longer than you have, and I will always encourage bullshit and shenanigans.

Letting someone kill themselves, though, is a totally different story.

>>583611068
This

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>>583611795
>>583611423
>>583611219
Ok I'm out

>>583611504
>backup laceration
My sides

>>583611727
>cant pierce muscle
>muscles don't heal
Try being more wrong, you're just jealous you don't have vinegar in your tight

Tight = Thigh?

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>>583609524
I'm dying I just lost it 10/10
Please archive

>>583597036
THAT TENT LOOKS LIKE AN ANUS.

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>>583600956

please tell me that someone has capped this

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>>583609209

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>>583597036
You made this up.

>>583601747
Pretty sure these kids are American.
Blind use sign language, disabled run faget, diabeetus slip ur wrists cunt.

>>583612516
Yes, I believe so

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>>583597036
wut