I just heard slicing a pussy in the tight. I wanted to try this with my bf. Any fagbros that can help me out or has tried this before? Do I need anything else than a knife and vinegar?
wait what the fuck? what is slicing a pussy? thats not how you sex
>mfw read "I just heard slicing a pussy in the tight"
> I just heard slicing a pussy in the tight. I wanted to try this
What the fuck am i looking at. There's way too many people here acting normal.
>I just heard slicing a pussy in the tight.
>Slicing a pussy in the tight
I know this is bait but fucking kek
ok, you've got my interest OP, i am intrigued by this,
>>slicing a pussy in the tight
i must know!
op please tell us what the fuck you are on about
lol all you have to do is to is go and do that thing with the do and so you can easily have that is and it will all work out in the end.
I was talking with my cousin about how my bf complain about him being sore in the anus. He told me you can cut a pussy in the tight and that he did this with his other cousin (not on my mothers side, but from his father). I wanna try this so we can have more sex. But I wanted to know if you need anything else than a knife and vinegar.
>calling out the bait
Why do people on /b/ constantly do this nowadays?
We get it, you found out it's bait. You're going to ruin the dank joke, dude
You don't really have anything important in your tight just muscle. You can slice a pussy in there if you are gay. But I think you have to do it in the right part of the tight, so I wonder if anyone tried this.
Do you mean, 'taint'?
why are you slicing anything! at the very least stream it
As I said before. You don't have important in tight, just muscle like around pussy. If you cut around muscle you can get pussy but then put vinegar to make hole stay. If you are having trouble with anal and still love your bf you can do this so you still can have good sex that is important for relationship. I have knife and vinegar but I dont know exactly where to cut to get good tightness.
i sliced a pussy in the tight once but it was an alcohol
>I just heard slicing a pussy in the tight.
OK,lets break this down. You *Heard* (with your ears) someone 'slicing' a 'pussy' in the tight?
End of sentence.
OK, a few questions;,
What does a pussy being sliced in the tight sound like?
Ah... I see what you're saying now. First of all, you're going to want to grab some Isopropyl Alcohol and wipe down the areas that are located south of the tight. Make a small incision, about 1 inch in length. You will get continue to pour vinegar in the pussy, in the tight, and then on the new hole you just created. Keep it like that for several hours and if you want you can even have your boyfriend lick it all clean of the vinegar. Us men love the taste of raw vinegar on a tight. After that, you will enjoy your new tight hole.
Don't apologize, we love you.
But really, i don't think anyone has a clue what's going on.
Are you trying to cut your asshole to make it wider, permanently?
It actually hurt to type that.
Oh yeah I too was discussing this with my gf's sister, she said it began all too quickly and getting the cut right helps soreness end quick. Make sure to rest the tight.
hope this helps.
Archiving this btw.
if you Must know, this is how it's done.
You are stupid. Have you not had anatomy? The femoral artery runs the full length of your leg. mostly along the inside. If you don't know where it is and you cut it, you WILL bleed out in three minutes. You WILL be dead before any help arrives.
Oh. But it is. Because that's exactly what i Googled.
Take a picture, i think that will help- but don't zoom in a retarded amount! Show us this location of the "tight".
Sorry camera no good in dark. I mark the spot.
I cannot fucking handle this thread
what's in your tight?
Make sure he is asleep first. If you mix bleach with a little bit of baking soda, and add ammonia to the mix, you get chloroform. Put it on a rag, and hold it over his face for 2 minutes, and he'll pass out, so you can cut his tight and not hurt him. Goodluck, OP.
No. I will try to be clear. My bf sometimes has pain in ass when we sex too much. You need good sex for relationsship. I talk to my cousin. He said you could cut pussy in tight if you use vinegar since i'ts only muscle. If he has a pussy in his tights we can make love in there when he is sore in "other hole". I hope you understand.
So the pain caused by cutting a big gaping (literally) fucking wound in your leg is less than the pain caused by anal sex???
Just get some lube for fucks sake!
Or suck each other off.
This is so retarded.
That's the sickest thing I ever heard.
No, I'm serious. Please read up on the anatomy. The spot you highlighted is where that is located. We recently had an officer get cut there by a suspect and die within 20 minutes. Do not do it.
I'm pretty sure that this won't work.
At first you're cutting a hole in a muscle, so it's function will be restricted.
Second, I doubt, that the wound will close,
But if you do it, post pictures.
K maybe your cousin and /b/ aren't the best of people/place to get surgical advice. If you are going to cut holes to fuck in yourself......vinegar ain't going to help shit and just make the cut WAAAYY more painful.
If your into that kinda stuff, go see a doctor at least.
You are stupid. There is not only muscle in your leg. If you don't kill your lover by bleeding him out, you will kill him from infection. If you cut into his thigh where you want to you will cut the artery. Even if you do miss the artery a wound that size will still cause major blood lose and he could die from shock.Just fuck him in the ASS and tell him to man up, or have him suck you off. Is getting around a sore ass which means you fuck too much worth his life?
Okay I've prevented you from killing yourself but I am (admittedly not a doctor) 99% sure that you can't just put vinegar in it and turn it into a pussy.
Sex isn't everything in a relationship, there's better ways to express love and passion anyway
>How stupid of me, you need to cut in other side where big muscle is.
This has to be a joke.
I saw a slick kitten wanted to fight. I wanted to buy this for my body fragrance. I don't think drag guys will make you a victim because you've been tired B4. that's all you need for pickling vegetables and a jar of course.
>No. I will try to be clear. My bf sometimes has pain in ass when we sex too much. You need good sex for relationsship. I talk to my cousin. He said you could cut pussy in tight if you use vinegar since i'ts only muscle. If he has a pussy in his tights we can make love in there when he is sore in "other hole". I hope you understand.
you need more holes fag, an anus and a backup laceration are simply not enough
OK dumbass. Here is the deal.. You can't pierce muscle. If you do a little research and look at any picture of a piercing it is only in the skin. If you try to pierce a muscle, it will tear and the tear will get worse over time. They do not heal like skin does. that is why a very deep cut requires stitches and limited use of the muscle till it has time to heal.
I'm dying I just lost it 10/10