Lost at the end when he put it on warp drive
Fuck I lost ..
Insecure women are funny
Holy shit (literally). I thought I was the only one to see shit like this.
That's actually really fucking impressive.
A nigger, a Jew, and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch long, always flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.
"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimpled-covered penis while I ram my giant, unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."
"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot. "But first I need to start a YLYL thread on /b/. It will just take a moment."
>all in one piece
teach me how to do this obese-wan kenobi
>while being treated for my herpes
See this is why I'm ok with genocide of black men.
LOOK AT WHAT THEY WOULD HAVE SEX WITH.
Chinese people are fucking disgusting. They shit in the street all the fucking time.
No joke. http://www.quora.com/Chinese-Etiquette-and-Behavior/Is-pooping-in-public-a-common-occurrence-in-China
Squat instead of sitting.