ITT: Shit tier birthdays

>>582864086

At least his family likes him. Alot of care went into that, you can tell.

>>582864086I
Shit tier, look at all that delicious shit. I would be happy as fuck

>>582864086
That actually makes me feel pretty sad, looking at that.

>>582864086
I hope I dont see any of my birthdays in this thread.

>tfw I didn't even get a text or anything this year

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>>582864086
Happy Birthday, you retarded faggot!

OP here, this is pretty much all I have, was kinda hoping someone else would be able to contribute

For my 13th birthday my presents came in a cardboard box and I knew that a few of them were donated by friend's who's families were better off. Shit wasn't easy but my parents still did the best they could with what little money we had. It took me a bit of time to realize that it was the best they could do and that it showed how much they care about me. God damn I wish I could take a lot of stuff back that I did.

19th birthday tomorrow /b/ros
friends went off to college
brothers moved out
parents work all day

wut do

>>582864086

Story tiem

>Be last friday
>Be birthday
>Yay
>Have to buy my own birthday cake
>Everyone in my family is basically sick except for me
>Lame as fuck and boring
>Go out with buddies later and get hammered
>Total my car drunk as fuck at 3 am
>Be ok
>No one knows I was drunk
>Get a check for $18K from insurance
>Now have 12 points on my license

Should be looking at about $700 or so a month in insurance now.

>>582865397
leik what? give us some stories

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Think it's time for a baww thread.

>>582864429

fuck....

i mean im not better than him, 21, but i fucking avoid birthdays because im ashamed of myself. usually go sleep in the woods.

>>582864086
>>582864429
dammit that just makes me sad

>>582864086
I received a twinkie with a match in it for my 10th birthday, no presents, no clapping or cheering, just set in front of me and I ate it then went to bed.

>>582865729
Keep on mond I turn 21 next month. All through highschool I fought with my parents, mostly my mom because my dad has been and still is busting his ass for at least 13 hours a day so we can barely make ends meet. In one of the bigger fights we had when I was about 18 I told her I hated her and that she's tearing our family apart when in reality she's the one that holds us all together and she's always been there for my siblings and I no matter how bad we fuck up. I ended up hitting her and calling her a bitch and after school that day I went to a friends house for the weekend and that's when I first started drinking. I still don't remember what happened that weekend, what I did or said. After the weekend I got home and found a note on my bed she had written out. I'd take a picture and share but unfortunately I found it and threw it out last week while I was cleaning. I wanted to get rid of it and just bury that shit because of how bad I felt about it.

I've got more but I'm on phone so you'll have to be patient if you want to hear it.

>>582866972
I'm here. Ready for feels.

>>582866972
Keep in mind* autocorrect is kind of a bitch.

>>582864086
whats shit tier about this guys bday?
>cupcakes
>cake
>cheetos
>balloons
>party hats
>jello cups
seems pretty good to me
op needs to get off his high horse

>>582865640
stop being a NEET and get some more friends?

>>582864086
OP is a jelous faggot that his parents never give him shit for birthdays and now he is some kind of drugaddict junkie with stoner friends a.k.a. "cool guys" these days, i bet hes happier than you and a lot of people with "friends".

>>582864086
Entire college career.

Finals and studying for finals on my bday every year with very in depth and demanding subjects.

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>>582866323
Uhg. feels.

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>>582864086
>>582864429
>>582866323
It turned out, it was a feel thread in disguise. Now I'm sad. Thank you /b/

this reminds me of a birthday gift I did for my wife.
I loved doing card tricks. I asked her to pick a card, and write her name on it. Afterwards, she put her card in the middle of the deck, and let me shuffle them.

I did the whole "is this your card" thing, only for her to continuously say "no". finally, I went through the whole deck, only to reveal that her card wasn't in there.

Then I pointed behind her, to inside the fish tank. Lo and behold, there was her card, right in front of our beta fish. She smiled and went to hug me.

I whispered in her ear "don't you see, princess? if you keep telling me "no", I'll make you sleep with the fucking fishes".

best sex I ever had

>>582866323
I hate this picture. it's a really cynical way of looking at things. trust someone from /b/ to notice that someone is happy but also spew a load of shit about him having a terrible life. why should he be condemned to a life of prejudice and persecution? making such an assumption is a really pessimistic way of looking at life. He will be loved by his family, anyone who treats him differently won't be worth knowing. You strive to surround yourself with people who make you feel good and who love you. Imagine he had a decent life and was happy, then when he's older sees that caption.
tldr; this picture doesn't make me feel, it just makes me sad.

>>582865640
Browse r9k fagbot

>>582867131
Earlier in highschool when I had my first "real" relationship I was dating an Asian girl. I bought into all her shit and let her walk all over me like the beta I was. During our relationship some money had been going missing from my mom's purse. Now my mom works for herself, I guess the best sounding way to put it is that she's a self employed home keeper. She mostly does work for senior citizens and in most cases goes above and beyond to help them with whatever they need (grocery shopping, getting around town, etc.). She works for 2-4 hours every day cleaning other people's houses to come home and clean up after myself and my little brother and sister. Most of the money she makes goes towards gas so she can make it to each job. Well over the course of 4 months $170 had gone missing from her purse. I didn't believe that it could be my girlfriend cause I was a blind fucking retard. When she confronted me about it I got pissed off and told her to go fuck herself and packed up a bunch of shit then headed to my friend's house for the weekend. Later when I could finally have some proper judgment I realized it was all her the whole time. She was alone in my house around the same times money had gone missing and she had been buying a lot more shit. She's got a kid now and lives a few blocks away with her boyfriend in one of her father's rental properties.

Had my 26th birthday two weeks ago. Nobody came by. No cards or phone calls from friends. No birthday cake. No presents.

Nothing but another debt collector calling me.

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h-hello from r9k
requesting feels

> piece of strawberry cake from bakery
> 8 $ perfume
> 10 $ jacket for winter
> gentle tap on the shoulder
I love my birthdays

>>582864086
at least they got a birthday

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>>582868890

i hate birthdays and christmas. i tell my mom not to get me anything because we're poor. watching her struggle months to scrape together a few bucks is painful

I think when I finally get off my ass and find a proper welding job I'm going to put a bit of money aside each paycheck to give to /b/ros next Christmas whether they're well off or not.

>>582864086
I used to have birthdays like this all the time except with a lot less time put into it by my family
>only people there would be my mum and stepdad and sister until she moved out
>$10 cake from woolworths
>reused candles from previous birthdays
>tfw when I sat there while my mum sang happy birthday knowing I was a complete fucking social failure

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>>582866323
i can fap to this

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classic

>>582864086
what's shit tier in this pic? is it cause he's bad looking or the presents aren't impressive or what? you faggots don't have families? who cares about any of that stuff it's all about them caring for you and if my caring parents gave me fucking shampoo and congratulated me then I would be happy and thankful

For my last birthday I sat in my room with a bottle of vodka and a curry and played rome 2 total war. Was better than nothing

>>582864086
>that cake
>box full of cupcakes
>cheese wieners
>bloons
That guy has awesome birthdays.

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>>582869438

>>582870232

You know while I love looking at photos like this I can't help be think about what a douce the guy taking pictures of homeless men must seem like before jumping back in his car and posting it online

>>582864429
This is why I don't celebrate my birthday.

>>582867509
perhaps the no friends part

>>582870123
this

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How I'm feeling at the moment.

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I feel sorry for those who grew up in poverty or never got a birthday. Very grateful that I come from a "well off" family

>>582868890

>and yet despite this, despite the hardship and lack of support, this kid did what he wanted and is happy about it

Have you done anything you've truly wanted to yet?

>>582870232
I met a guy similar to this. Had such a nice dog and he wasn't asking for money for himself he wanted money for some dogfood he was in a wheelchair and told me he was a veteran. I gave him the few bucks I had in my wallet and I always drop by and give him some more when I see him on the street.

>>582864086
People always say these make them sad/cringe/laugh/etc, but it's not like that when you think a little. Yeah, by the looks of some of these people, this could be all they do for it, but a lot of people might have a little party with their fam and then go out with their friends or something.

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>>582869847
>but people keep taking them the wrong way, because they are closed minded niggers

this made me feel and lol at the same time....

>>582866323
who many times does this fucking picture need to be posted?

>>582870983
acid

>>582870123

This. What do?

My birthday's next week. I hate my self and I hate my life. I'm a total loser.

Had a great birthday last year though... first time in years. I was actually happy that day... It sucks kinda being able to remember there's a few specifics days where you know you were genuinely happy.

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i was not prepared for the feels in this thread guys

>>582871096
I was thinking the same thing

> 20th birthday.
> Party planned with friends and family.
> Suddenly, family dog gets hit by car while brother out walking him.
> Everyone rushes to the vet.
> Nothing can be done.
> Mom still insists we at least make a cake for me.
> Everyone ripped to shit due to dog dying.
> Have to make my own birthday cake to cheer my mom up.

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>>582865190
Oh you, ron.
That pic is probably one of the best in the internet.

>>582871621
Change your diet for the better and don't use your computer for a week and see how you feel after
Baby steps, anon

keep bumping, i'll bring up some good oc. it's one pic btw

>>582871621
>>582870671


pick up a hobby that you enjoy AND has potential of getting you laid... no videogames wont work


Work on that hobby, because it is fun. Get decent than start meeting up with clubs/social groups that indulge in that hobby

instantly whoever you meet you share common ground with

>>582868148
I've always come near the verge of tears because of this pic and post on numerous occasions. The thought that he'll have a great life never occurred to me until now. Thanks, anon. Seriously.

>>582871678
Shit man all the good feels from when I was a kid. I wish I could have that back when I used to actually be part of my family. I think the happiest anyone has been in my family for the past while was when I graduated. Only my mom and my brother had graduated highschool besides myself in my immediate family. I think that's the most proud I've ever made my family and one of the few things I did right.

>>582864086
op your job is tracking your internet history

>>582872473
kek.

>>582870983
no, because my family comes first you fucking furfag piece of shit

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I miss being a kid. Everything was so exciting and happy.

Now, all I feel is loneliness, stress and misery. I drink every night and I really just wish someone would kill me.

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It's the guy from the right. I thinks the others are his family.

>>582872814
awesome party. cake, pizza, fireworks, bitches, I wish I was there

>>582868079
9/10

>>582866323

The guy I'd likely a stronger person that any of us here. No physically perhaps, but in the way that counts.

If you pity this guy, go fuck yourself.

>>582869847
f..f..faggot

>>582873176
you forgot to mention the shitty paintless wall. Also, topkek

>>582871621
I know it's going to sound stupid but go to the gym. I started when I was in college and had money to do so and went with my friend from a higher level welding class 5 days a week after class. I felt more confident I was much more happy with everything and I could put more energy into shit. It was also the time in my life that I remember having almost no trouble getting to sleep at night. I also started eating better and staying on the healthy side of shit. Once I finished my course I didn't have access to the campus gym anymore and started smoking more pot to forget about why I hate myself and now I'm getting kinda fat.

fuck you all. was raised a jehovah's witness... never a single fucking birthday present or xmas. nothing my whole life. 28 now, and parents don't even call or send a card.. no biggie. i grew up.

>>582871706
also my 18th bday was pretty shitty
>moved to another town when i was 17
>was also left by the prob best girl of my life at that time
>couldnt really get into the new people at school
>told none my birthday is up
>wanted to see my friends from my hometown
>mid-week so they cant visit, weekend also full
>came home from school to be alone
>parents had to work hole day, little brother also had a long school day
>sat there eating a üieice of my cake alone
>felt there was nothing in the world to look forward

i stopped announcing my birthday to people so the following ones were all pretty lonely. shit got better in university, better people and im generally more optimistic. gonna have some of my friends come over to party for my next birthday in 2 weeks

>>582865729
I'm in the same boat, man. When I was growing up, my family had enough money to put food on the table and that was pretty much it.

It's not birthday related, but I remember one Easter we had our car break down and we were behind on rent, elec bills, that sort of thing. We ended up getting a flower that mum went out and picked the night before. Back then I was disappointed because everyone else I knew got the regular shit and I had a fuckin' flower but that's all we had and mum gave that up.

Damn.

>>582873734
Exactly! Probably at a rustic Italian/Mexican authentic restaurant!

>>582868647

>Most of the money she makes goes towards gas so she can make it to each job.

>>582870983
I decided to quit band back in high school and start computer programming as my media class instead.
Before that, my parents didn't let me do otherwise, but I submitted a year coursework plan that showed what I wanted to do with my life.

Needless to say, I was a lot happier after that.

>>582869438
Weirdo

>>582867731

ok you got me. though I know that shit could not be true because there is no country with more glory and respect for WW2 veterans than good old mother russia

I can just imagine the mother of this sperglord. Kind, sweet, well-meaning. He doesn't have any friends, really. His family doesn't have much money. She still tries to give him nice birthdays. She know's he's getting older now, probably too old for the accolades. But she also knows that nobody will come. The only person singing happy birthday is her. His stepfather is sitting drunk, his stubbled grimace lit only by the flickering of the television. He invited everyone. His mother places settings for a party, a clean glass topped with a party horn for every perspective guest. No one. Wine glass cocktails of lime jello, arranged for an empty audience. He smiles innocently for the picture. You can see the emptiness in his eyes. The forced smile. This was the final straw. This is where he died inside. This is where his hope was lost. Sitting in front of a metal bowl of cheese puffs.

>>582874273
She has to drive in her own vehicle to get to each clients house. The ones that are really far away pay extra, they insist because they're very wealthy people. One of the people she cleans for owns an oil field in Alberta and other's are inherent millionaires and shit like that.

>>582869438

No homo love here, nosiree

>>582874549
Maybe nowadays, but in the cold war years, they ignored their veterans completely.

>>582865954
Really that nad m8? No friends at all?

>>582874105
you buy pizza, you get bitches + fireworks + avox + view

>>582874445
Fuck, I lost.

>>582875246
bitches:
>younger sister
>bitch bored out of her mind.
fireworks:
>50 cent sparkler
pizza:
>shitty processed melted on to shitty dough.

GREAT PARTY

>>582869438
Yuengling?

>>582864086
Well, mine is coming up in about a month, you can add that to your collection.

>>582872650

Why?

>>582864298
rightly so, anon, rightly so.

>>582869847
Always brings a tear to my eyes

>>582867889
fuck man

>>582875774
better than no one giving a fuck

>>582864429

At least his family likes him. Alot of care went into that, you can tell.

>>582866921
>what you down here
>down
oh i get it

>>582866921
I don't understand this one.

>>582864086
I'm 21 on december 5th. Gonna order some pizza, sit in front of the computer and drink. Got no one to celebrate with, but I might make myself a chocolate cake if I can be bothered.

>>582876287
touche.
but:
>/b/ always gives a fuck

>>582872760
dude i know that feel, there is no time like the time when we were kids. You don't care for money, you don't care for bitches, no ambitions for any career stuff whatsoever. I really miss being a child, but we can never go back. We can just try to honor our childhood by trying to be the best person we can to eventually give our own kids a equal or better childhood than we had. My father was alcoholic since i was 7, but i never noticed it until i got 14. When i came home from school my father was home. I always liked it. We watched pokemon together and even learned all 151 of them. My father never really cared for that stuff, but he learned 151 stupid fucking pokemon names so we had a great time together. As i got older his problems got worse, he drank even more, got agressive, nearly died by blood poisoning 3 times. When i was 18, he killed himself. At that time we were broke because of all the money he spend for stupid shit. He became paranoid when i was like 16, thinking i would sleep with my mom and my mom being a government spy trying to destroy his life etc. He was abusive (mostly verbal. WHen he tried to hit me i always defended myself. Drunk people are not hard to overpower once you turn 16). The day he died was a day where i really felt free. Not free of all that shit he put us through, i was not happy that that shit finally found an end (we even got some money from an insurance that was enough to pay our debts). I was just free of hate for what he did. Never was i happy that he died and our problem was ended. Alcoholism and suicide does not solve problems, it just ends problems. The day he died was the day my hope died to get my real father back. When i think of him, all i think of is how i lied on his huge stomach when i was 7 years old. Please dude, do not miss your chance to solve your problems. Quit drinking, never kill yourself. You got nothing to lose if you already consider suicide. Make the right decision on what to do with that freedom

>>582869847
faggot

>>582876551
Astronaut is crashing into earth. Gonna die soon.
Sad.
Person sees his death, dreams of being astronaut.
Not much to get.

>>582875774
i would fuck his sister

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>I was unconsoleable for months
>Unconsoleable

18th birthday one week ago
>smoked
>ate
happy fucking birthday

>>582874773
Talk about projecting.

My grandfather died on my fifteenth birthday.

It was the weirdest day of my whole entire life.

So many things changed that day, I'm not even sure I'm even remotely the same person as I was back then.

Whenever I think about it, I have one of "those moments," you know? It's completely indescribable.

It feels like my mind melts, and I'm weightless, floating through a woozy mirage of dreams and memories - as if reality isn't even a concept worth dealing with.

>>582866323
Some fucking Morpheus troll fucker thinks he can see the future. What an arrogant pile of shit.

ok which one of you guys has the picture with the mom and the dildo cake

>>582870123
damn

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>>582864086

Dude has homemade cupcakes and birthday cake, puffed cheetos, crazy green mystery drink and a family that loves him.

I've had way worse birthdays than that.

>>582872760
Why bro?
Talk about it.

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This is just a thinly veiled cringe thread.

>>582864086
That's what families are for and you should thank for having one.

>>582866972
Bet tears were running down your face when typing this you fag.

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>>582866921

>>582867989

HAHAHA "mount kum gang" lol

Man, i didnt expect to get so many feels from this thread. Thanks guys and remember, no matter how shitty things are you are never alone, you will always have your /b/ros and things do get better

>inb4 fag

>>582878042
I can fap to that.
>it's vore, right?

>>582869831
You should crop that ugly girl from the picture first.

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>>582869438
I didn't ask for these feels.

>>582878617
kek.

>>582864086
genuinely feel bad for that guy. at least he has a family that gives a shit and tried to make it nice.

I've always hated my birthday.
Since I was young I lived with my adoptive mom. Her husband left when I was very young. As I was growing up my mom did the best she could to make sure I pursued school and worked hard. But I hated her. Failed relationships and insecurities she had made me hate her and blame her as time went on.
Around 15 I got into hard drugs living in a single apartment in a shitty area. Every day was filled with fighting. I worked and went to school so I thought I could do what I wanted. I stayed out really late and was an all around asshole.
I began shooting heroin right before my 16th birthday. And my mom knew. However, since my job was what was stabilizing the house for food she wouldn't do much more than yell and threaten the police when I came home messed up every night.
My birthday is dec 24th
And my mom wanted to visit my family in another state around this time for a couple days. I told her to go without me.
I had been gone from the house for a couple days in hopes she'd be gone and I came home that night at about 2 am to find my mom asleep on the couch. cake in front and a couple presents I knew she couldn't afford.
She missed her flight and later found she didn't eat for the couple days I was gone.
Fucking moms. Still kills thinking about it.

>>582878719
>dude on far right reads a shit load of fiction...

>>582878035
So?

>>582877091
I had an experience that was close. Mine passed 5 days before my 12th birthday. I had never felt so sad in my life prior to and after that moment. I wish he could have seen me get married. I remember summers hanging out, him watching the history channel and I playing my gameboy color. 12 years later and I still miss him. But that is the funny thing about being a child. You don't truly understand what has happened until it hits you many years later.

>>582869634
Hey Arnold is one of the best cartoons ever made.

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>>582864429

My 30-th birthday took place this november.

Not one call, not one present, nothing.

AND I FUCKING LOVED IT.

I became a wizard too, might I add.

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>>582870983
Because the only things enjoyable in life are things that disgust and disappoint everyone who loves you?

>>582876630
This is profound.

>>582869778
This has been my cellphone lock-screen background for over two years.

>>582872814
Atleast he's not alone

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>>582879142

What's wrong with Op's birthday? He's got a little spread on the table, seems fine to me.

My sweet 16 was in juvie and one of the guards gave me a bran muffin with a candle and I lit it and I got thrown in the hole for having a lighter and they kept me in for a long weekend to see if I'd tell them how I got the lighter in.

I had another birthday where I was in casts at the hospital with two obliterated ankles and the drip was not enough to dull the pain at all so I asked if I could have some extra birthday painkillers and they were like haha no.

>>582878890
Why do any of us read fiction, science fiction, fantasy, etc? I know I do it to escape into what I perceive as a better world. I'm fortunate to have everything and everyone in my life that I do have, but I wish it was in another time, another place.

>>582869778
This has been my cellphone lock-screen background for almost two years.

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>>582879191
I am deeply sorry if I disturbed you with my choice of words. Learned english on the internet, and cursing was all i was taught.

I stopped having birthdays at 12 or something after that its just the morning "Happy birthday" from mom then nothing different from a normal day.

>>582880058
this. exactly me except i stopped at 10 or 11

>>582879949
Assuming you're not just being a dick, profound means wise and insightful. Profane means naughty language

>>582864086
>cheetos
>pie
>muffins
>balloons

god tier birthday

>>582867889
this one always gets me
im 13 btw

>>582872814
>fuckable girl
>delicious pie
>whatever that shit on the left is

8/10

>>582874445
Fuck me in the ass, bawwed.

>>582867889
don't cry...don't cry...
god dammit.

>>582880418
Isn't English wonderful?

>>582880418
oh man, i read every single post in this thread and my mind got tired (hard day at work, 1:30 am here now). Read the wrong word. I am always heartbroken when i hear stories of alcoholics wishing to die. It does not have to end this way. As long as there is somebody loving you (parents, siblings, friends), suicide killstheir hope that you can be happy together someday like you once where.

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>>582866323
>mfw that's a little piece of plastic made to look like a real eye

>>582864086
>be in middle school
>invite my friends to my birthday
>maybe invite a dozen or more people
>get grounded not long before birthday
>allowed to still have party at Chuckie Cheese's
>one friend comes to my party
>wait around to see if anyone else is coming
>nobody comes and parents feel bad for me
>go to CC's and play arcade games
>win tickets and get prizes
>overall fairly shitty for an outcast nerdy type
>my friend that came is more nerdy than I am
>officially my worst birthday party ever