Cat caught a mouse. It's still alive but breathing funny like it has a punctured lung or something I took a video of it. What should I do?
i remember one time i caught a mouse and wanted to be nice and let it outside. i put it in a pot and covered it and brought it outside.
when i went to let it go it was dead from fear so i just tossed it in the woods.
oh the memories.
put the damned thing out of its misery. then cum on it and throw into the open window of a passing car
Is that a tooth in his asshole?
Try moving him around with your finger, if he scrambles around hes got enough fight to live. If he just sits there hes not going to live and you should just kill it.
My cat was sitting on my lap when suddenly there was an unholy stink. The cat looked up at me with what I swear was a smug expression, like it was going "look, I farted too". True story.
Also don't be an ass. Cervically dislocate the little bugger. Two fingers on the back of its head at the base of the spine and pull with firm pressure on the tail until its neck breaks. Quick and clean.
Sure you can. You got any lighter fluid?
4chan on the phone sucks. What site should I use to upload the video?
show it a piece of mercy and simply kill it, drop something heavy on it hard enough you know it will die right away, or whatever you think is ok, this is but a chance to be better than just some guy cumming on a dying mouse for others amusement.
Fuck off /an/fags. If OP wants to kill a mouse with sheer cruelty then so be it.
Fuck, I hate the new /b/ with all these sensitive faggots. I don't care. Call me edgy.
That's when things were good. This site is becoming 9gag.
So I have a hammer, lighter fluid or knife. Which is it going to be?
it's not the smartest thing to do, but my dad shot a mouse in our backyard with a .22 (pistol) and no cops arrived. We live in densely populated suburbs
22s are more like sharp cracks than gunshots, and with just one im sure no one is going to give a damn or give it a second thought.
lighter fluid. cutting open barely alive animals or smashing their heads/bodies is boring.
If it were more alive and completely awake then it would be fun to open it.
I came home from work today to find a mouse caught in a trap my roommates set up. Little guy was whimpering, which was how I noticed.
I assumed it was a box trap and I decided to set the little guy loose in a park. Low odds of survival, but it's a fighting chance. I set about preparing a shoebox for transport with air holes, torn paper for bedding and some lettuce for a snack.
When I actually dug into the back of the closet to fetch him, I saw that the plastic trap was actually a spring trap with plastic jaws. The mouse had just the tip of his snout crushed in the trap, a bit bloody.
It was too late to save him so I decided to give him a quick death. I took him–still caught in the trap and whimpering–and set him on the kitchen counter on a cardboard panel from the shoebox. I took a heavy knife, laid it across his neck and thwacked it with my palm, trying to break his neck.
At first I thought it killed him, but he was still twitching a bit so I drowned him in the sink. Taking him out of the trap, his snout was a bloody ruin. I threw him in the compost bin outside (San Francisco: every house has compost).
I am still pretty upset. It was just such a needlessly cruel way to go. Even for a mouse.
I drank some Ledaig 10 yr. I switched to yesterday's red wine, but scotch was definitely the way to go. Next the Scapa 16 yr because I really need to feel better.
In summary, please just give the little guy a merciful death and hope that someone will do the same for you one day.
Stick the knife up its rectum as far as it can go then set it upright so it's impaled. After that, light it on fire.
theres nothing wrong with valueing life, for example yours in considerably worth less than mine, but i would still crush your skull to put you out of your misery the same as i would a dying mouse.
or an animal lover who just likes cute little fuzzy things :(
go ahead and repeat yourself, i literally don't care either
Don't torture that mouse op. Just kill it in a decent way
>stop being a edgey faggot 13 year old that was severly abused by his father and get a heart instead!
What the fuck guys, not even on their darker days has been such retarded threads on /b/ i don't even fucking care about the mouse but shit guys you are impressed by a sociopath harming a mouse that is probably already dead? you are a bunch of fucking faggots i wish 4chan dies already, it won't ever be a good site again
theres a reason you are the way you are anon, and maybe you should look at life as precious for everything no just the high you get from mountain dew
>you are not superior you simply have opposable thumbs
I seem upset? I'm not the stop spouting NO PLS OP ;( Don't kill a fucking mouse!
OP is going to torture this mouse and you can't do shit about it. Sit back and enjoy or fuck off already
be honest anon, were you hit with the belt and slippers as a kid? do u hate your parents? tell me about your inner feelings bro, maybe we can help dull those edges!
>le 4chan was never good maymay
Just kill yourself, you know it was a great site otherwise you wouldn't be here
its not fucked up, that's the thing, this is just retarded, it has no fucking point, its a shitty thread, this is something a child would do if left alone with a dying mouse
you keep responding, i won after the 1st time, my whole point was to make someone else at least think about this, even if you disagree with me i still won because today someone challenged your notion that you are above all else and made you react.
If it has no point and if it's something a child would do then why are you so butthurt?
No. Talking about feelings has nothing to do with this thread. Make a new thread for this shit.
I can just imagine it now, some poor folks on their daily school and work run, the kid sitting in the backseat of the car... Whiling the journey away...
Then all of a sudden -- out of fucking nowhere -- some goddamn flying Zombie Pikachu comes racing through the window with cum dripping from it spraying everywhere as it hits the object of impact.
That kid will never look at the Pokemon franchise the same way again without reciting the memories of this glorious event.
Do it, OP
it has alot to do with this thread anon. you see, edgey kids like you were usually abused as a kid 100% of the time.
be it physical abuse or verbal abuse of ur day calling u a worthless peice of shit. so, out of anger/hatred for ur parents or whoever abused u as a kid, u take it out on innocent animals to fill your own pain.
its a problem anon, a problem that can be solved by not taking it out on these animals.
>too long cant read, fixed it for you
thats cool bro just keep at it, try sounding out the words 1st
I'm getting tired of these animal huggers.
I've got about two mice caught in my basement. I will torture them in the name of 4chan.
For all of the posts that annoyed me in the thread I will cut off a certain amount of fingers that'll match it to a live mouse.
call me edgy. But that won't save the mouse.
the flames were hot with this post
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
just kill the damned thing and put it out of it's misery. it's been through enough, why torture the fucking thing? the hell man
setting up candles and shit like its a rite of passage to kill a little mouse. you wanna get eaten by a giant sewer rat one day son?
sacrifice it to anubis, then drain its carcass of blood and fill its lifeless veins with a hooker's tears
hook it up to a car battery after laying it in a bed of kosher salt, wait for the blood moon and then dredge up every bit of necromancy you can muster from the ars magicorum to 'revive' it with the 'horn' of osiris, fashioned from papyrus reeds bound by golden hair plucked from a virgin's head
then throw the nasty little squirming bastard in the tank with your pet rattlesnake and watch mr. rattles eat the evidence before it transforms into an undead mouse
No, it was gross
>What should I do?
' as i will, so moot it /b/ '
If you really think rearded is the basic of 4chan you haven't seen the good times
Theres ''retarded'' and ''RETARDED'' learn the difference
I'm not mad, i'm just sad that these threads get so much attention when interesting threads get deleted constantly because no one pays attention to them, things used to be better years ago, and the only way to really prove it is if someone who left the site in 2007/2008 comes back, because it was such a gradual transition to shit that i can't even pick the moment when it started turning to shit
Alright, slight change. I have a live mouse that I will torture. (Pics soon)
For every post that annoys me and tries to make me stop I will cut off one of the mouse finger.
I want you animal faggots to cry. Pics incoming.
>little cute animal about to die is being tortured.
>better keep calling people edgey and say that they were abused.
Look mom! Im cool in the internet! I will change the world! :D
the funny thing is, the mouse in the OP is long dead. so its not even torture, its just some faggot cremating a dead mouse.
also, you dont have any captured mice anon. stop bluffing and just share your child hood abuse stories with us all.
this is now a fedora thread
those hats are silly and require a zoot suit to pull off properly so ...... fuck you?!
The crazy son of a bitch did it
hey its still some evil shit. i mean, if you killed it quickly i dont think it would be bad. you'd be doing the little guy a favor. but what the fuck are you doing, trying to torture him?
i took my time thinking about a response to this, i 'd love to call you faggot or ballscum licker, or insinuate your moms a mexican tranny, but that would digress from my point, winning is about making someone else grow as a person, whether its a mile a day or half a inch without losing sight of your own personal growth
>especially on /b/
It's cute how he wiggles its little feet
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
seriously do that. like chop his head off or something like that but dont make him suffer like this
you wanna have a dead mouse before you even give the last hit????
oh yeah i win
Newfag doesn't know how to change id
come on OP dont be a faggot only autist faggots burn or poison animals SMASH ITS HEAD WITH THE HAMMER !!!
Thanks, OP. You just convinced me once and for all that humans are sick little monkeys with no souls. I was struggling with that before.
I hope you burn like that fucking mouse, you sick little shit.
Alright so the mouse is very much still alive. I still have the lighter fluid and a hammer or we could use the knife more. What is the popular vote?