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Sp, what did everyone think?
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>>582255041
well, we haven't seen the movie yet, have we?
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>>582255041
Seems a bit more sinister and dark. Im fine with that, instead of the kiddy-fantasy-in-space-theme that the films are suffering from sometimes.
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>>582255041
I didn't cringe once.

More than I can say for the god-awful Jurassic World trailer
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>http://variety.com/2014/film/news/star-wars-star-john-boyega-tells-haters-to-get-used-to-it-1201367291/

‘Star Wars’ Actor Responds to ‘Black Stormtrooper’ Comments: ‘Get Used To It’
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>>582255041
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Nigger storm trooper dat don't make no sense
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I think it could have been way, WAY worse.
Can't way to see it
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>>582256893
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>>582255041
the more i look at that new light saber design, the more i realize how retarded it is.

cant wait to see how disney fucks the series over more than the prequels did.
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>>582255041
I want a starwars movie in which all the main characters are gonk droids
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As a massive starwars fan I have no idea how there can be a black stormtrooper
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>>582255041
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>>582256893
he might not be a stormtrooper
he could be camouflaged as a stormtrooper
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>>582255041
too many action shots, I like the original style of filming not the low angle high speed shit
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>>582255041
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>>582257482
lol true, I didn't actually think about that. There were volunteer storm troopers under the Empire, right? I thought Stormtroopers weren't all clones at that point.
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>>582257482
its probably someone disguised as a stormtrooper on the run, hence his brick shitting attitude.
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>>582255041
I think it looks great and all these butthurt faggots need to shut up.
>inb4 muh clones
>inb4 muh racism
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>>582257681
he could just be dressing up like one to hide?
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>>582257606
Big ass OTA Antenna
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>>582257857
He's obviously combing the desert for lone star
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>>582256893
gr80b80m80
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>>582257574
Someone use his brain here
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Looks good.

Although that lightsaber looks like if you spin it once in a jedi/sith fashion, it would slice your hand off
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>>582257574
Or he could just be a stormtrooper? They aren't still all clones, most of them are regular people now.
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>>582257828

This
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>>582257606
kek
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>>582258283

You can spin a medieval sword without touching the handle. and there were no spining in the 4-5-6
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worst fucking movie ever. At least the prequels had humor
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>>582256893
Obviously stole the gear dipshit
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>>582258414
yeah that too
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>>582257606

That Jedi is also a fuckin' RADIO AMATEUR
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I thought the start of the scene with the black storm trooper was some creation of a troll.
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I like it. I like that everything is used and grubby, just like in the first trilogy. In fact it feels a lot like the first trilogy overall.

The dogfight was a little disorienting with the camera angles, but I can live with that. The weird new lightsaber--well, I can give it the benefit of the doubt for now. The ball droid makes no sense from a practical standpoint, but I'm willing to be persuaded.

Oh, and everyone complaining about having a black guy in a stormtrooper outfit--GFY, you racist dickheads. I hope Boyega's the star, just so you'll have to spend the rest of your life dealing with him.
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>>582255041
shit
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dat fag ass lightsaber with midget lightdaggers on the side is ridiculous as fuark
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stormtroopers are also enlisted people, not all of them are clones
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>>582258414
>nigger
>regular people

choose one.
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Awesome Starships, weird lightsabre and a nigger who robbed a stormtrooper of his suit after raping his ass.

I wanna see that lightsabre cut that nig up, this is Star Wars god dammit, we don't need no niggers nigging here.
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>>582259919
This guy is someone I agree with.
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>>582256893
There is new Star Wars footage and the topic of discussion is about race? Are you fucking kidding me?
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Kinda wish you had a picture of the 7 dwarves or some shit

as for the movie

I'll see it when i see it and watch the next one even if 7 is bad..

At least it not directed by michael bay
FUCK!
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>>582255041
nothing
stop hyping up all this disney bullshit and let this retarded franchise die already
>inb4 "hur dur stop liking what I don't like"
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>>582260224
Lando Calrissian and his blaster would like to have a word with you.
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>>582260224
And if Lando leaves you alive, Mace Windu and his lightsaber are right behind him.
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>>582261008
>>582261216
gtfo you autistic neckbeard
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>>582260224
First week on /b/?
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>>582261423
Now that's what I call butthurt.
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>>582261008
I ain't a racist, I just want ma niggers classy, that's all. Lando don't go around with a "i'm a prison nigger" expression.
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>>582257606
kekkers
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>>582255041
trailer looks fan made for the most part
story is stupid, look it up and you'll facepalm
lightsaber sucks
movie will probably be ok but overall suck but make huge amounts of money because its star wars and most people dont see a difference in bad and entertaining thus support bad movies
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>>582260224
>use of nigger repeatedly

newfag detected
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i think soccer bot is a pretty cool guy
eh rolls dune and doesnt afraid of anything
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>>582261757

>I ain't a racist
>I just want my niggers classy

Okay then.
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>>582261596
Yes, I find your autism offensive.
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Fuck this gay shit!!!
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>>582256764
top kek all day
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>>582257482
spray paint and/or prototype of the dark trooper
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>>582262020
>not using nigger enough

newerfag detected

>nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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>>582262237
And I find your complaining about blacks in Star Wars ridiculous. See above re: Lando and Mace.
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>>582258107
this
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extremely skeptical, not a fan of jj abrams or disney action movies
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>>582262679
>called him mace because that's what happened to him on first date
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>>582256893

He's a StormLooter
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>>582255041
Oy vey!
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>>582262994
His name is Dindu Nu'Fin
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>>582257427
Kek
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>>582255041
Black stormtrooper actually makes sense if you've played the campaign from battlefront two. It explains that they stopped using clones.
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>>582255041
could they have picked a more niggery nigger
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>>582263197
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I hope Jar Jar is in every scene to piss off millions of people

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/ensure-jar-jar-binks-included-new-film-star-wars-episode-vii-force-awakens/nGt9LsY5
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>>582261985
>trailer looks fan made
Please show me what fans can produce this high level of CGI on they're shitty Dell.
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>>582262553
>newerfag
hows grade 8 going?
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Nigger as a lead character in a genre that has almost no nigger fans? Not interested in this pc faggotry.
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>>582263745
Anyone with CS2, so all of them.
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>>582263745
>high level CGI
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I don't see anything particularly wrong with the trailer. The clones were phased out long before A New Hope, so a black guy stormtrooper isn't out of the picture. I don't see how anyone could get bent out of shape for this if you actually know the universe.

Niggers can't aim right anyways amirite? Mystery solved.
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>>582263875
>nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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jj abrams is a disgusting jew
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>>582264094
Samuel Delaney and Octavia Butler would like to have a word with you. If you know who they are, which you probably don't.
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>>582262553
Retard detected. I don't care how new someone is, just don't be so fucking stupid.

>>582262189
Kek
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>>582257482

Where in Star Wars lore does it imply black people can't be storm troopers?
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>>582263109
yar
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>>582264717
Nowhere. Just in the minds of stupid racists.
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>>582256764
>>582257606
>>582263109
Anyone save the pic from the earlier thread of the lightsaber shopped to have a useful guard? I want to pretend that abomination will be fixed before release
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>>582264669
nigger
iggern
ggerni
gernig
ernigg
rnigge
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>>582262679
I never complained about niggers. It's just retarded, cringe worthy and pathetic how you talk about 3rd rate characters like they're your best bros. Your comments are like those on 9fag.
Niggers are everywhere and can't be avoided nowadays, heck it doesn't even bother me when I see them in movies. I don't even like starwars, old triology, new triology, all that retarded expanded universe books and games bullshit, the mmo, none of it.
It's because of immersed autists such as yourself that franchises like this never end.
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I keep seeing that nigpic floating around. Didn't know it was for the new Star Wars.

No matter what the movie is like, how good or bad, people are going to be consumed with "why is that nigger there?"

Should called it Welfare Wars now.
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>>582265189

>I don't even like starwars

WTF are you doing here then?
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>>582264584
>almost no nigger fans
>almost
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>>582255041
>J.J. Abrams
>Jew

>black lead role
>white love interest
>all kinds of dumbfuckery to ignite degeneracy and 'MURICUH/Israel propaganda

No surprises. Exactly what I expected.
Star Wars was nice in the 80s. ;_;
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>lightsaber as burning cross
>black guy frightened
choked hard
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As usual, it didn't take long for /b/'s racist scum to make the thread completely boring.
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>>582255041
I'm racist as fuck and even I do have an issue with this nigger.
Is everyone forgetting BillyD in the original set?
Anyone who is weak minded enough to fall for the miscegenation that the hollywood jews are shoving down everyone's throats needs to be eliminated for ANY race that they belong to.
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>>582265390
stating opinions on an imageboard, what about you? Oh that's right, being a retarded fedora-tipper defending niggers in hollywood productions.

>>582265765
>racism
>boring

Why does this bother you so much, are you some kind of ni... african american?
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>>582264984
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>>582265972
well i belong to the human race
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>>582264921
storm troopers are fucking clones of a white person the bounty hunter fett
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>>582263109

Like that's going to happen in a Disney film. :D Implying etc...
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>>582255041
my friend said it was fake because he recognized Harrison Ford from another movie or some shit but he's probably a lying faggot
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>>582265609
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>>582265765
go back to tumblr nigger faggot
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>>582266502
ohh so black people can't be clones? Yes racist really are this stupid ladies and gentlemen.
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>>582255041
Could care less about this shit. It's aimed at kids, always was.
Also Isn't the saga prophecy already accomplished in 6. Saga ends so 7 is pointless.

Also that cgi was so bad, i actually thought it was a fan made trailer.

I'll just, grow up faggots.
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>>582266361
>Sub-Species
>Breed
>Race

All synonyms.
Only difference is natural/man made and of course using the term "race" only for humans.
>lrn2biology
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>>582266502
maybe they burnt a clone in the oven?
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>>582266224
>>racism
>>boring

>Why does this bother you so much, are you some kind of ni... african american?

Not the anon you're talking to, but there have five of these threads each hour since the trailer has come out. Some how reading 'nigger' thirty times in each isn't original. Well thought racist OC is funny; you faggots screaming "niggers" and "meh star wars" are irritating neckbeards.
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>>582266859
nigs have a slave mentality that would make great clones
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>>582257606

You're pretty good
>pretty good
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Aren't you a little nigger to be a stormtrooper. Palpatine is rolling in his grave right now.
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Will lol if the stormlooter steals a speeder bike
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>>582255041
Autism
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>>582267304
>this theft appears too stupid for sand people
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>>582264669
Newfriend detected

Lurk moar dipshit
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>>582257587
yes but technology limited what they could do back then. even george lucas said he was limited in what he could do back then because the tech simply wasnt there. your going to be dissapointed i think, if your thinking that way.
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>>582263109
*tips menorah*
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I actually think this is going to be worse than twilight/transformers/godzilla combined. Fuck even a b movie has better trailers and effects. Fuck you Disney.
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>>582264094
What black peoples love sci-fi and shit like Star Trek and Star Wars.
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>>582257574
It's him
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>>582266332
i could live with this
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>>582255041
i think the ball thingy looks hilarious, and the sword looks sick

will watch, been watching this shit since i was a kid and tbh its probably going to be 50x better than that lame ass star trek shit
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I never thought the star wars fanbase was this autistic. Fucking grown ass men caring for a kids movie. Shit these faggots are as bad as mlp and furries.
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>>582267812
I call bullshit, abviously it's from two differents scenes
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>>582267812
Yeah, i catched that one too, it really worries me that they fucked up so hard
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>>582267812
Wouldn't that rocket booster melt her feets? Just sayin'
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>>582268227
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>>582263786
why is he just activating his lightsaber in the middle of some random forest
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>>582267739
Aha, if you say so buddy.
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WTF!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZycTTUz1x4
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we have to wait a year until we can see it ....4chan will need a star wars self harm thread
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>>582256893
aren't you a little black to be a stormtrooper ?
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>>582255041
who ever thinks this design is good is just autistic

who ever had this lightsaber wouldn't dare turn on the sides just from fear of cutting off their own hand or slicing the rest of their body by accident
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>>582255041
ISIS in space.

>2014
>having shit cgi
At least make it decent like star wars 1-3, avatar, avengers
But this looks like shit!

Come the fuck on! Even ISIS has better promos.
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>>582268816
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>>582255041
that disney is fucking garbage
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>>582255041
>>582256764
>>582257606
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>>582256893
Racism aside aren't Storm Troopers supposed to be clones of Jango Fett?
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>>582268816
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>>582268407
How new are you?
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>>582266332
Yeah that actually makes sense.
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>>582266332

Now THAT would make fucking sense.
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The remaining clones were grouped into 501st, and most shitheads are accepted into stormtrooper ranks, even aliens I think, which makes the surviving clones get really pissed off that they're having to fight alongside a bunch of fucking retards
It made shitloads of clones question their loyalty too, when they had to fight their brothers alongside the shithead retard normies
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>>582269451

Fuck and yes.

Where is my god damn 40k movie?
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>>582269608
They are being racist to Maori by replacing the stormtroopers with african americans
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>>582270120

40 shades of black

>Still black
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>>582269451
only logical explanation
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>>582270116
If they made that shit i would personally watch it at least 40 times in the cinema!!!!
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>>582255041
It looks like a terrible fan fiction from some autistic sw fan. I remember the force unleashed had better promos, shit and better cgi effects.


This shit won't be as successful as the other superhero crap movies. Telling you how it is, from a normal person, i think it looks extremely cheesy and not even appealing.
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>>582256562
>There are tons of offensive comments ranging from whining about PC-ness and and affirmative action to calling Boyega an ugly, ebonics-talking baboon and declaring ‘May the fried chicken be with you’.

Kek, may the fried chicken be with you!
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>>582270120
>>582269608
>>582268816
>>582268227
>>582267272
>>582267243
>>582267173
>>582267035
>>582267024
>>582266859
>>582266502
and to every other faggot that keeps going on about stormtroopers >>582270106
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>>582262994
the internet has spoken
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>>582255041
It's pretty shitty I nearly fainted at the sight of that dastardly nigger. Although the people complaining about the light saber obviously know nothing about the series, if it were Revan I was expecting the light saber to look exactly like it did in the trailer, fucking newfags.
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>>582266502
The actor who played jango fett was an aboriginal new zealander.
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Original Star wars had the plot of super Mario for the nes and kung pow.
Prequel Star Wars is politics and CGI.
Star Wars Cartoons are just shit for little kids
Sequel Star Wars will be dog shit and a nigger.

Fuck all star wars is shit. Might as well just pirate this one.
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>>582268475

And X-Wings in atmosphere with wings extended... fuck you lucas.
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>>582264984
>>582266332
>>582268289
>>582269841
>>582270103
"It doesn't make sense!"
It's an exhaust for the excess power and it's always been the design, I knew about this years before the movie, I also think they had a feature film where it was used. So many new people to one series, this is sad.
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>>582270730
I played both KOTORs and would never have expected a lightsaber like this. What does Revan have to do with anything?
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>>582255041
It was absolutely glorious.
The outrage and butthurt on /tv/ was unprecedented. I don't think i've laughed so hard and for so long at a reaction here in years.
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>>582255041
Ppl pretend like the original movies were so great.
>A faggot droid and a beeping shit.
>Jawas, the niggers of Tatooine
>Lightsaber battles that two cancerous children with down syndrome can do better.
>Fucking Ewoks.
What do people except from this autistic garbage dump of a franchise?
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>>582271286
...
Who do you think is wielding the light-saber?
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>>582268816
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>>582269139

Obviously, the Force is weak in your ass. Any good Jedi handles a lightsaber well enough to not fuck their own shit up. Its part of wielding one.

And its protected by a couple of things, mostly Force shielding.

So stop projecting your own shortcomings onto the light saber, Jar-Jar.
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>>582271086
Light sabers don't need exhaust
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>>582267812
But is the thing in the first frame part of the landspeeder, or is it some kind of gun or something that she just has propped up there?

Also:
>I actually think this is going to be worse than twilight/transformers/godzilla combined.

Still not as bad as the prequels
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>>582271758

If you skip episode 1 its gets easily 40% less shitty.
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>>582270730
NO, never saw this autistic shit anywhere. Revan has nothing to do with this. Who fucking cares this shit shouldn't even happen. Star Wars ends at fucking 6. Anakin restored balance to the force by killing palpatine. That's it.
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>>582271086
>they had a feature film where it was used

They didn't.
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>>582269139
Notice how the core of the sword is always quite big and long. It condense plasma and stabilize it in a rigid form. It needs lots of power.

So, the lateral lasers aren't made by the tiny pieces of steel at the basis of them.

They are actually created by the original core, but they are "deviated" by some gears, inside the core.

The pieces of steel you see are just covers for the laser beam, to make them less dangerous when you grab the core, and that your hand slip against it to touch the guard.

Anyway, this sword is a master sword. And it was probably home-made.
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I think it looks fucking awesome.

Fuck the internet. The internet is for porn, listening to them on any other matter is a fool's errand.
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>>582271689
stop trying to defend such a stupid design flaw

>hurr the force protects me
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>>582272013
You will never ever get laid. You know that, don't you?
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>>582255041
Needs just one more touch of editing.
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>>582271959
You obviously didn't read the Thrawn Trilogy. In my hear that's the true sequel.
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>>582269139
We Dark Soul now.
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>>582271758
>>582271954
Oh quit being a butthurt faggot. Prequels shits on those movies. Also don't you start with calling the originals good because they ain't. They are all at the level of transformers movie.
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>>582271615
Not Revan. KOTOR takes place long before episode 1. No one who was alive in KOTOR would still be alive by episode 7.
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>>582271747
It's because of the crystal being used generates too much power there needs to be exhausts on each side.
>>582271959
It's very clearly Revan, he's the only person I know to have used this light saber.
>>582271960
Argue over semantics, they still did, it's online.
>>582272412
It is Revan.
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>>582272335
That's just fan fiction. So no one cares.
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>>582271959
>Anakin restored balance to the force by killing palpatine
How retarded are you? And his father stood there jacking off, I presume.
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>>582272619
May be fan fic, but that's irrelevant it's actually well written fan fic and is respectful of the source material.
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>>582269451
when I look right, I goes as the clock goes.
when I look left, it goes the other way around.
Fuck you and your magic tricks anon
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>>582272518
Revan is fan fiction now.
ep 1-6, tcw /rebels is canon only. So this villain is something new.
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>>582272518
It's not Revan. It can't be Revan. Where are you getting this?
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>>582255041
Arent you all a bit too old to watch a movie for kids?

You're all pathetic
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>>582272257
My petite gf is actually touching my balls.
She knows nothing about star wars, because she's 19.
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>>582272982
It's still a possibility that Darth Revan is the villain while this is still canon, I'm not going to spoon-feed you although it is the one thing that separates /b/ from the other boards.
>>582272997
Years of lurking.
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>>582272191

The design is awesome. Just as Mauls was. Mauls saber was way more dangerous. He was just bad ass enough to handle it.

If you don't like it, it because you don't like something about yourself.
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