hi guys. So this guy to the right is going to beat my ass on monday. he is a boxer. Got any tips for me?
Just rip that patch of hair of of his alien like head
Did you really made this thread because the guy on the right told you over other thread that he was going to beat your ass?
Holy fucking shit brandon, i can't believe theres really people like you in this world, fucking killyourself piece of shit.
Are you actually afraid of a guy that looks eerily similar to this?
Seriously though, I've missed what's going on...did Brandon's new obsession come to /b/ and threaten to beat him up or is this all trolling?
OP this is the fourth time on /b/ I've seen you on bitching about the same thing crying about how the other dude gets more girls than you. You couldn't fucking man up and move on or stop caring about this guy until you went so far to now he wants to beat your ass. OP you deserve to have your ass handed to you for being a beta faggot and a little bitch
Boxing doesn't mean shit if in a street fight. You knock him off his feet. Tackle the alien bitch and just start hitting. Boxers are training to defended against another trained fighter, if you are throwing wild haymakers, he won't be able to do shit
Use drunk money technique, first eat the nastiest rot gut food you can to make you shit hard.
Then drink terrible bum liquor like thunderbird whiskey or black berry brandy until you don't know if you have to shit or puke
Then start the fight and just grab him and spin with him until you start to shit and puke
Now puke all over him, when he's staggering from the projectile vomit go in your pants for the finishing move. Grab a lump of KO clay that has been ripening in your shorts. Throw it and rub it on him. Guaranteed no one will ever mess with you again.
Intresting do you know what school he trains at? Also proof that he intends to assault you except verbal? Dox?
Take him to the floor! Boxers are bitchez.. He look like a bitch.. I would never be afraid just cause someone says they box!!! Let me say that again. He is a boxer, he is a bitch. Looking like Bert from sesame street with that bitch hair!!! Take him to ground, use elbows, choke his bitch ass out.. Just get to the inside fast and take him down.. Did I mention, people who box are bitches!!!
STORY FAGGOTS before i beat both of your asses on mundehh
kill yourself b4 he can beat your sorry ass up
also stop posting your ugly ass face
i am tired of you being that retardet that you need random people on the internet to boost your confidence. you are pathetic. again kill yourself!
capcha: THC nsgultu
train like me faggot, you look weak as fuck
And real boxer or anyone with legitimate training in any fighting style will never engage in street fights or threatening people in forums or Facebook, because on shitty dumb assault charge can ruin your entire career.
I got in a verbal altercation with a dyke convicted children molester, she pulled a knife when she realized I could easily beat her. She actually called my coach and managed to get me put on a three week suspension because there was a possibility I was engaging in a street fight.
dude I got perfect genetics, your just jelly fite me irl
Why are you going to be anywhere near a guy like that? Guys who fight are gorillas with no impulse control, and there's no reason to even deal with him in the 21st century. Ignore him and let him be mad, because he's a faggot neanderthal. Besides, boxing is useless.
Canada but I really think any person who brags about there fighting powered online, and is actively looking for fights with smaller weaker people regardless how mouthy, we'll, ido believe there is some homoerotic motivation.
same uni. Apparently because I was posting pictures of him here on /b/ and been asked to be compared to him. Without his permission. And that I've been said bad words about him
I went earlier this week, it was a girl, she blew me too shit was so cash...other than that I am pretty healthy in fact she said I looked like I could lose my good lucks to give faggots a chance at gfs
Man have you ever seen a real fight? I agree with the other anon, get him off his feet and fucking go wild. Just get that rage and blast him as hard and fast as you can. Get in close and use elbows and knees. Choke the bitch and slam his head on the ground a few times. Extra points for pissing in his face when hes down. Cant wash that shame off
This is the most retarded comment I've seen so fat. You have never trained boxing have you?
A trained boxer is going to win in a street fight versus you avarage drunk fighter or normal person 99,9% of times.
>only pussies fight with weapons
>uses razor blades
Also, it was not a fight. He was mugging me with a knife, so I handed over my stuff and capped him with my five seven while he was walking away.
Yea, just beat the top of his prematurely balding head, what a fucktard. I'd knock his stupid ass out one hit. Then maybe have some fags have their way with his holes and send the video to his mother and father
A trained fighter is going to have cover, and has lots of experience with waiting for a moment when the opponent drops his. your tactic is a guarantee to be fucking dropped within seconds
You're such a tool and so annoying for posting on 4chan so fucking often, I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE GOING TO GET THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF YOU
I GAVE YOU ADVICE AND TOLD YOU TO GET OFF 4CHAN BECAUSE GIRLS HATE YOUR INSECURITY, YOU DESERVE TO GET BEAT UP FOR NOT LISTENING TO ME
1. Dont use a weapon, wrestle him for the knife. Im a big guy so 90% chance of no injury.
2.Shoot him, get my money back, dont get injured at all.
I think it was justified.
I am an amateur muay thai figher, and I have learned (by getting hit in the face many fucking times) that slipping up your cover even for a brief moment is a free punch in the face
A trained fighter is going to have experience in a formal match. Its completely different. So long as you can outrage the guy juat keep going til he quits moving. Most real fights end up on the ground, just get ontop and drop bows. Aim for the nose, break that shit and he is yours.
Thats the point dude. Its not in a ring, there is no ref, there are no rules. Trained fighting is a sport, actual fights are vastly different. No one is gonna try to choke out the other guy in a boxing match or hyper extend and stomp on any ones elbow.
Dear lord, you really do demand attention you beta faggot child.
Also eye gauging. Get really mad and drop your self preservation bullshit. Be prepared to get blasted in the face. Get angry. Fist pack a roll on nickels. If he gets the upper hand fucking grab his package and squeeze.
Well sure, if you are taller, heavier or much stronger than someone with a lot more experience in fighting you might be able to wrestle him to the ground/grab his wrists. But otherwise you can't just 'choke out' someone with his arms raised for cover throwing well aimed punches at your face.
So you better be the stronger dude if you attempt any of that
You realise a well aimed punch in the face and you are pretty much done? Hell, I have been sucker punched by a fucking 12 year old (I was about 16) but the surprise effect of it completely threw my balance off.
When I crawled back up on my feet he had ran off because else I would have whooped his ass but yeah, a punch on the face and your coordination is gone
Small guys have the advantage in a fight bro. Get in close and go for one of his senses. Nose, eyes, ears, crotch, ect. Basically do anything that is banned in a formal match. When it comes to formal fighters they have muscle memory. They unconsciously are trained not to fight dirty. Fucking fight dirty. Like I said, most fights end up on the ground and wrestlers are trained not to do certain things like jamming your thumb in an eye socket
hes from san francisco
Bumping with brandon
>Small guys have the advantage
Ever seen that match between some average MMA guy and the worlds best female MMA fighter?
She couldn't pull anything because he simply outmatched her in weight, height and strength.
I wonder how you envision getting close to someone who will punch you square on the nose the second you create a gap in your cover (which will happen, you can only learn to always keep cover by lots of practice)
They teach you in football to keep your head down and go for the body. Your an idiot if you just leave your face out there to get punched. This isnt getting jumped or sucker punched. Just get him on the ground and fight dirty
Alright, then you are on the ground. You will still need to be stronger and heavier. Also stamina counts a great deal when in any fight.
I agree your best bet would be to try something like rush him and knock him over but the odds will forever be stacked against you when someone else has more experience in a ring
here's my advice, since you're a fagit, go straight for his dick. Lube the tip up with your tears and say that you were only talking shit about him because you were jealous of him because he's better than you in every way, while gobbling his knob the best you know how. Then present your butt to him.
Keep your hands up by your face, hunch slightly and tighten your abs. Stay on your feet.
If he's a trained fighter you are about to get one savage ass kicking. But at least you'll be able to weather it without too much injury
Well obviously we have different opinions so I wont argue any longer.
I would however, love to see you try your 'dirty' shit after receiving a blow to the face. Which apparently you would not get because when you activate your 'dirty power' the opponent magically forgets how to keep cover and land punches
hey please get a buddy to film it and post it on 4chan so we can all enjoy the beating
Thanks for this early Christmas gift!
You must also know his real name, what is it? Where is the fight taking place?
Yes, and since I started practising kickboxing I learned how to keep my cover and throw fast, confident well aimed punches.
I don't see how this would greatly benefit me in any fight. Not forgetting by practising I train my body in fighting, stamina, body control and flexibility
so after everything that happened yesterday you're still here posting these fucking stupid threads. dear god i hope that fucker smashesx your phone into a million pieces and while he's at it stamps on your fucking hands until they'll never function again so you can never post on this fucking site!!
I agree this could work, but only providing you are stronger/bigger than said opponent.
Also, willingness to attack to your best ability (going to it a 100%) is not something many people without proper experience possess
And you are suvconciously retstrained from doing certain things from that training. Its like any sport. There is no point system and your learned technique is for competition and showmanship
>In a real fight training means shit
you are the epitome of a retard. all your "real fight" tactics can just as easily be used by the other guy. he's not just gonna stick to the queensbury rules because he's a boxer. so he can do every dirty trick you do, he trains so he'l be fitter than you, he's used to conflict so one bust his nut and get an adrenaline dump AND he has technique. Nigga you fucked, anyone can land a lucky pnch and beat anyone else but the odds are always massively in favour of the trained man.
There's no fucking way in hell brandon is going back to school EVER.
> nude pics of his tiny dick circulating around campus
> a guaranteed beatdown from that Firas faggot
> laughing stock of sfu
Spray him with gasoline, light on fire. Also, stop being a faggot.
I tell you what I will subconsequently do; keep my cover and land a fist in your face.
If you gonna take a fight with someone who has tons more experience my only advice is keep up your cover a 100% (which you can't since you would not be able to 'gouge his eyes out' or 'steamroll him' thus giving lots of opportunity for punches being landed on your face
HOLY SHIT THATS A 10/10
It`s funny how everyone thinks there made of concrete, Were I'm from a person like me doesn't play grab ass. I will either beat you near death or smash your fucking face in with a 2x4. Shit I used to get my ass beat for losing a fight in school by my grandfather who was an ex drug trafficker and since you either a user or a dealer in my town, u better learn to have no emotions and play no games
Bring an knife. Guy honestly doesn't look like that much, a lot of fast paced swings is what I'm guessing his strategy is. Remember to keep your arms up and move fast, remember to keep yourself balanced and use your hips when you swing. Be sure to move a lot and keep him distracted. Don't forget you can use your legs, but don't kick too high, leg sweeps usually work better.
One forgets all these tips the second the fightin starts.
Ok man whatever, I just wish you lots of luck when your "pro street fighting" actually matches up against somebody who knows what he is doing
when he comes up to you, have a fake seizure and "throw up" fake blood
when he is good and confused get up and yell "DONT CHEAT YOURSELF, TREAT YOURSELF"
then kick him in the balls and ballet dance off into the distance, twirling, pirouetting, the whole 9 yards
PROBLEM SOLVED, NEXT
SKINNY dont mean nothing in a fight
(pic related) this guy kick any of you buff mofo
yeah when you trained for 20 years you'd maybe able to harm someone who is not a skinny loser. But before that you will not only lose to the musculars, you'll also lose to the fat kids.
yo do realise that you have more than 4 abdos? sry dude not im not jelly i rather have a starting abs than this diforme shit
THE BALDING JEW IS THE SAME FAGGOT WHO HAS BEEN POSTING THE PHOTOS OF BRANDON!!!
>you'll also lose to the fat kids.
im skinny and i aproved the fact that it dosent help me around musculars guy..
but agaisnt fat kid! the trick is simple, if you think you dont have the advantage just outrun him for 500m, when he is desperatly trying to get aire just ram into it whit your knee. work every time
>all these faggots that weren't here yesterday
Beta fag bitches about friend, friend finds out, friend is going to rape his ass for humiliating him for the whole world to see.
Responsibility for your actions, but nothing will come of this as it's another attention seeking thread from the queen of /b/
Guess what faggots? I go to san fran university. I seen the little pussy brandon around but you know what? nothing is going to happen to him. That little sandnigger wont even get close or I'll stomp him.
thumbs up for the guy who actually know how to train abs
ITT: sand nigger makes up a story about fighting with that brandon kid to try to make himself look cool. seriously this is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.
>mfw you're bragging that you were here on a Saturday.
lmao. Do I even lift. This is coming from a fat neckbeard who plays video games all day. I lift 6 days a week
Late to the thread and haven't read much of it.
Dude, just call the cops. You're both adults. If he attacks you its assault and he can be put in jail.
You're never going to beat a professionally trained fighter/you're just going to get beat up. This isn't middle school. Adults can't attack adults without legal consequences.
Let him call you a pussy who cares its just words. Better than fists. Concentrate on your studies and in 10 years this guy will be working at Sonic and you'll have a career.
Don't fight this guy. Call the cops. If he attacks you get it on your phone and have him arrested. You're over 18/adult. This is how the adult world works.
Does that turn you on? Sorry I'm not a faggot like you.
A camwhore from CB.
Fucks her boyfriend on cam sometimes.
You can find multiple videos of her on Motherless.
To lazy to search for you. Vids are pretty pop though, searching doesn't take long. Type in "cam teen" or something.
You are going to be in so many cringe threads buddy
Yeah and guess what? I'm also going to guide him and teach him to get women like me. First thing I need to to though is smash his computer. By the time I'm done with him, he will be just as alpha as me
Look, sometimes in life you are going to get your ass kicked in and there is nothing you can do about it. Full stop.
fuck it, if there is no possible way to avoid the ass whoopin that is coming at least least go out like a man. the guy sure as hell is going to get you but you might as well make him work for it. don't gout like a punk, launch yourself at the fuck and go at hi, with everything you got. no such thing as a fair fight so do whatever the hell you can. bite, scratch, eye gouging whatever, try to tear at whatever you can. Just be a insane crazy maniac and what happens, happens. Hey, at least no one will say you were a bitch about it and you'll be able to walk after a while with your head up.
You two neck beards must be sharing chromosomes with each other
damn , do it and post results faggot
>he will be just as alpha as me
>alpha as me
>tries too hard to convince a bunch of 16 year old faggots on a Cambodian dick-rating website that he's tough and alpha
>even posting pics of him with a 4/10 who looks underwhelmed to be in your company
>implying this isn't pathetic