/nzg/ - NEW ZEALAND GENERAL
quiet posting so my mum doesn't wake up edition
why are IDs even back?
Waiting before I can post it.
Why are IDs even back?
inb4
>Hello boys
>>581982196
i'm gonna post it first
>>581981967
>.gif
>>581982276
>>581982196
why
>Nigger flag reporting in
*Yawn* so whatcha guys thinking about?
>>581982394
either that or pic related
You guys like moon tv?
>>581982514
my waifu
where my Taurangay bros @?
>>581982689
Who's your waifu?
>>581982824
You have hurt me more than I thought possible.
>>581982906
not telling~
who's yours?
>>581982984
No one.
>>581982685
How can you not
>maybe caffeine is the problem?
>>581982965
can't just 'go' fast
you gotta BE fast
>>581983098
waifu someone so i can fap to her
>>581982685
"Have here or takeaway?"
>>581983150
Mine nigger.
>>581983163
>>581983259
I don't understand how any cast or crew could film this shit without losing it
>>581982984
>>581982685
Late Night Big Breakfast is some of the funniest shit I've watched. Hope they get renewed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dWODi0EcM4
>>581983473
a qt
>>581983434
I bet they do, aye.
I would love to see the outtakes of them just pissing themselves with laughter.
NZ women don't shave properly
>tfw having urges to dump kara pictures ITT
Another bit of comedy gold:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dWODi0EcM4
>>581983815
Tell me about it, most can barely even left the fucking sheep.
A moment of respect for what would've been his 26th birthday.
>tfw when it's my birthday too
>>581983967
hbd
>>581983873
> Late Night Big Breakfast
I like you.
>>581981967
Funniest OP I have read in a while.
>>581983967
>tfw when it's my birthday too
Could have just said it's your birthday without using a dead guy for it you cunt.
>not going to wish you one because you do not deserve it.
>>581982685
mah nigga
"underaged b& edition" >NZ thread
+o(
Ebola virus confirmed in New Zealand
>>581981967
this will never be approved.
>>581984069
All of their bits are just so hilarious within the context of a bumbling TV breakfast show. Especially when they do the most stupid/awkward shit in front of guests.
>>581983724
Fantastic 10/10
Criminally underrated.
So.. is IDbro drunk?
>>581984416
I liked the speed cooking segment where most of the kitchen just get trashed.
>>581984576
Those haven't shown up on LNBB, but they're pretty aight as well. I'm kinda over them at this point though. I prefer the awkward factor.
>>581984536
i wish~
just quietposting
Where'd everyone go
>>581984870
it's an illusion~
i'm right here tho
>>581984189
Fuck off cunt, wasn't asking for happy birthdays from anonymous cunts on a image board, all I was pointing out is that we shared the exact same birth date, I saw my 26th, and he didn't, which is shit, because if anyone deserved to be alive for it, it would be the elite level cricketing good cunt. Not the sad cunt posting on /b/ on his birthday
Why are most NZ comedies shit?
Is it because they are mostly written by (Auckland) librerals that think they are funny?
>>581984959
REKT
>>581984959
Still not going to wish you a happy birthday.
>maybe if you post photos of your feet in noona's sock
>maybe while noona is wearing them tii
>>581985092
new thread
new ID
new me
new us
>>581985184
Still the same old feeling of failure, though.
tfw having those urges again
>>581985404
How often have you uninstalled and reinstalled grindr now?
>>581984283
don't rustle my flimflams like that you kike licking bastard.
tfw you're semi-new here and you still can't greentext
>>581985490
i've only uninstalled and reinstalled it
nothing else
i swear
>>581985543
>
That's literally it. It's blatantly obvious that the start of every greentext line has an > at the start, vs black text doesn't. Seriously. Either you're completely oblivious, or well done on the bait.
nelson/marlborough if someone wont come to take me on a road trip bring a gun ill let u kill me out in the middle of no where(after mcdonalds)
>>581985695
test:
>why are IDs even back?
>>581985679
It's ok, you, it is ok.
>>581985695
Look, he's asking a serious question, no need to fucking lie to him, ok? Holy fuck.
And people wonder why Kiwis move to Australia.
>>581985837
kek
>tfw haven't done this gimmick in almost a year
feels good
Phismosis doctor here
>>581986214
but you did it last night?
>>581986272
nah last nights one failed
text was still green cause they patched it in that year time
>>581986204
thank you for playing~
it's quiet
too quiet
>>581986224
phimosis sufferer here not too bad but would u be able to send a cream to me that would involve no looking at my junk
Guys im confused.
>i did this test on student link
>im only elible for student loan BUT not student allowance
Im staying at home btw, but i have no plan n getting a job while at uni so i kinda need that $30 evey week
>>581986614
>that would involve no looking at my junk
But that's half the fun...
>>581986730
How much do your parents earn?
Don't worry, I'm inside your mum at the moment and she wants you out in the street, faggot.
>tfw Hello Venus will never be the same
>>581986730
ok now answer my fucking question u ungrateful fucking prick at least ur thing works
>>581986916
why are you talking to yourself?
>>581986730
haha get that $200 a week no pay back plus right now on hardships
Goodnight lads.
>>581986614
What does ur dick look like. Describe to me, is it
A) dick is struggling and is purple when hard
b) dick is purple and looks like its been strangled
c) can b pulled back bit by bit but is extremely painful
I would advice u to warm up yo dick to loosen it up, apply some oil then start retracting the foreskin. "Hold yo foreskin with two fingas and pull away from your body", dont pull too hard or u will rip ur fucking dick right off and that will b a lot worse
>>581987279
>only posted on /r9k/ for a year from may 2013 - june 2014
>archive dead
>tfw you used to be a tripgod
>>581986809
Not a lot but i heard that if one of them earns 80k+ that i wont b eligble, so i guess that mom is earnng at least 80... Is there anyway i can trick the system into thibkong that shes earning below that amount???
idk about the 80k rule, i got that from careers advisor at school
>>581987735
Not actually sure if my info is correct since I'm not on studylink, only looked at it briefly as I'll need to apply for it if I wanna do a course next year, but I'm pretty sure it's 80k between BOTH parents.
Btw, to the guy who has phismosis, how long have u had it? If uve had it since birth then youll actually need steroid cresm to numb your dick. Its ez to get
>>581987867
this is true
>>581987735
my parent together earn over $100k but dad owns his own business so he can technically earn "nothing" in a year, loopholes baby
>>581987867
This is true
>>581987735
The only way I can think of is to denounce your pearents and say you have not contact with them, but since you are living at home that might be difficult.
>>581987735
Do you live with both parents?
If one of them earns over $80,000 then say you live with the other one and have nothing to do with the high earner.
If they are together then you are shit out of luck unless you say you are totally independant from both of them.
>>581986730
If the test says you cant get it it means that one little answer will have thrown it off try again and think real hard about the answerers it told me no the first time.
And if you still cant get it you can get additional money given to you each week added to your loan
>>581988057
Pretty sure it matters not if your parents are separated. Mine are divorced and studylink still cut my brother's allowance the moment my dad got a new job.
Mhmmmmm interesting thanks guys
I reckon if the 80k is between parents that i might be eligible bcos my mom is a single parent..so even doe she earns somthing above that amount, it doesnt count
>>581988184
It matters a lot.
Mine are divorced and they didn't takr my dad into consideration at all because I filled out the appropriate forms to get him removed.
So, you're not actually "pretty sure" at all, are you?
CATCH ME ON FIRE
>tfw birthday bro hasn't posted in a while
Anyone else gonna be at auckland uni next year?
>>581988691
right here
Fuck im confused but kinda understand what y'all r sayin
Ill just do the test again and have to force the answrrs to make me eligble for the student allowancd
>>581988691
Yeah, Asians.
>>581983150
Played beer pong with this cunt in dunedin O-week, pretty sure he was on pingers but the girls he was with were top notch
>>581988745
It works.
It lets you apply properly that way and then when you hand in the necessary paperwork if your truly not eligible they will let you know by denying you
Reporting back in, finished my chinese cartoons, kinda
>>581988691
>tfw Summer School
>>581988745
It's $80,000 all up. If your guardian (s) earn over $80,000 you aren't in line for it.
However, look into seeing whether you can get some of the Student Allowance and some of the Living Costs.
Not evenyone can get the full allowance but many can get some and they top it up with the living costs.
>>581987325
c but not extreme pain i been doing it in the shower but as a pro /b/ i only have a shower every couple of days :p thanks were in nz u live
>>581988762
Yeah got shit faced in craic with him once, he's fucking ruthless on the piss, he's hilarious even when he's not trying to be
>>581988935
I got told by a studylink adviser the money goes up to 90k if your leave home for study
>>581988618
>mfw whn the guy i gave advise to is prolly stretching his dick right now
Hope he cures it, that shit hurts irls
>>581988942
i can smell you from here
>>581988962
Such a lad, he was pretty much sponsoring the event with wakachangi beer. Everyone had to drink to enter and you won like 10 boxes or something for the champ
>>581988987
They don't know shit.
You have the internet, look it up.
BIRTHDAY BRO
IS
BACK
>>581981967
auckland here, looking at my hydrocodone stash thinking about offing myself first of the month.
>>581988942
Welly
Ye, if u need to speed up the process then buy the the cream. You'll still need to do stretching but it will help. If youre not in a hurry, then just put oil on yo dick or wrap it in warm cloth... The cream is quite expensivd
>>581989272
what year tho?
>>581982494
fak u, nigger. niggers make my hovel a hell.
>>581982685
Leigh out at a flat party in dunners
>>581989115
Your child can’t get a student allowance if you receive more than:
$84,016.80 gross, if your child lives with you while they study
$91,264.01 gross, if your child doesn’t live with you while they study.
>tfw you don't want your thread to hit 300 but to slowly die
>>581982685
moon tv sucks. th whole 'retard character' schtick bothers me.
>>581989353
M8 Im white as fuck Im just repeating what others call that flag
>>581989398
Do you know if mummy earns $84,000?
Because she might not, aye. You asked her?
>>581988923
welcome back~
what were you watching?
>>581989317
wut? this year, next month, tomorrow. everybody is fucking retards.
>>581989317
Do u have the pic of yoona at the airport?? U posted it last nite, shes like smiling and its nite time. I wanna set it as wallpaper. Alg if u dont find it
Btw, thnks for all the replies to my studentlink question
>>581989639
What?
You told me to google it and it backs up what I said?
>>581989787
Try reading what I wrote.
20/m/dun/drunk/bored
>>581989874
I tried
All I got from it was you being a twat
>>581989645
I caught up to Akatsuki no Yona, but i'm still behind on other shit shows that I don't know why I'm still watching
Then i ended up watching moments from older shows including ToraDora kek
3200 who's selling the green stuff
>>581990023
Might pay for you to forget about uni and go back to primary.
>>581989932
I know tht feel bro
>>581990117
Kek i'm surprised you've lasted this long before giving up on us and ditching the thread again
>>581988718
>>581988923
Anyone know what O'Rorke hall is like?
>>581989686
can't find any where she's smiling ;_;
>>581990112
Whats your issue man? shit you tell me to google it not my fault you were wrong
>>581990223
>tfw got accepted last year but couldn't afford
>tfw summer school
>tfw accounting
>>581990278
alg bro, just logged in to pc and found it
>mfw i found it
>>581990313
Go back and read what I wrote.
Write out your reply and, before you post it, go back and read what I said again.
I'll give you a hint. I am not questioning the figures you provided from Studylink.
>>581990440
nice
i was looking through 760 pics
>>581990459
Nah m8 you just wrote a snide remark about what my mum makes. Im still struggling to find out how what my mum makes is relevant to the other guy
>>581990216
dw i'll get distracted shortly, disappear, return in half an hour and continue posting the iconic images of mangamez in our time
I go with the flow, the whiskey flow
>>581990040
>Akatsuki no Yona
idk why but i want to watch it
>>581990440
Wtf. She looks like Majin Buu
Fuck it i'm tired
Good night again bros, for real this time :^)
>>581990653
sounds like fun, enjoy anon
>>581990674
Isn't too bad.
>tfw no one talks about it on /a/
>>581990223
prolly a wild guess, but does ur first name start 'h' and ur last name end with the letter 'n'
>>581990813
gn
again
for real this time
>>581990813
>>581990564
>Im still struggling to find out how what my mum makes is relevant to the other guy
lel
I see what's happened.
You're not him and I'm, sadly, me.
>still you're in the wrong for talking to me
what NZ people think about australian people?
eurofag here
>>581990813
Dunedin's fucking boring
>>581990901
Shit see now it makes sense thats the second time Ive had that happen this week
>>581990949
Various thoughts specific to the individual thinking them.
>>581990993
A feel I know all too well, house sitting in hill suburbs fuuucking sucks
>>581991101
>thats the second time Ive had that happen this week
Always a first time for everything
>>581991173
you in waverley dude?
>>581991173
House sitting sucks mostly anyway.
Looked after my grandmas for a month. loneliest time of my life
>>581990853
No it does not
Fucking fob cunts.
So a car being driven by two worthless Kiwis goes off a cliff ... whats the real tragedy?
That every single NZ passport holding cunt wasn't forced off the cliff into the fucking ocean, bazooka'd, nuked, pipebombed, fumigated and electrocuted like the worthless untermensch they are.
Also you cheat at Rugby.
>>581991274
>Looked after my grandmas for a month. loneliest time of my life
Looked after mine for 10 or so days and bloody enjoyed it.
>tfw a loner, so, probably a bit different to you
>does your mum earn $84,000 or not?
>>581991353
Shit man you ok?
>Also you cheat at Rugby
you seen the frenchies or the south africans?
Someone do me a favour and tell me what hall life is like at uni
>>581991353
At least you took the time to write.
>>581991425
My mum dont make shit
Thought we had reached an agreement :(
for some reason, twitter wont let me save pics of yoona
>tfw she'll never smile like she used to
i right click on da pic but it saves as an HTML
>>581991576
>Thought we had reached an agreement :(
Lel.
I've always enjoyed your company.
>>581991748
just get it from the cache
or save as complete webpage and get it from the folder
>>581991353
>>581991748
u got a throw away email
ya
>>581991945
yes y
>tfw you like a lot of girls but you're in love with a goddess
MUST BE HEARD PLEASE HELP ME LETS TALK PLEASE
[email protected]
my throwaway email
how do i get pic from html?????
>>581992442
>[email protected]
Now post your feet.
i made that email 5 sec ago
o shit nvm, somehow i got the pic
thnx
any oldfags here?
>>581992584
lmao tf cunt
this is the pic
>>581991576
>Thought we had reached an agreement :(
I want you to acknowledge me.
anything you can do, i can do BIGGER~
>>581992921
acknowledge this
*grabs crotch*
>>581992983
lmao wtf how nice
>>581993067
You know I have a gif for that.
>don't want to homo up the thread anymore than I have.
>>581993117
the one you posted in the last thread?
>>581993184
Nah, that wasn't a crotch grabbing .gif.
>>581993301
post it
i'm CURIOUS
wtf cunts, show me this çrotch grobbin'gif
WORLD RECORD CUNTS
>>581992921
Soz bbe I need to go to bed cats gonna beat my shit otherwise
>>581993389
>>581993412
>>581993626
Say hi to your mum for me, bro.
>>581993672
oo wtf thas some gay shit man
no h8in on gays
>>581991481
Visited a friend this year and it was pretty great, going to Wellington next year. Where are you going?
>>581993791
wat uni? if youre going to vic, wat hall and what major?
>>581993789
What did you think I was going to post.
How newfag are you?
>>581993923
do you have a waifu?
>>581993757
>>581993923
i thought it was just some softcore gif a dude scratching his sack cos twas itchy
who here agrees that c o m f y t i m e is the best time to post in a NZ thread?
>>581994127
comfy time is......what
>>581994127
>>581994015
IDbro
>>581994073
No. I'll show you my other ones sometime.
>>581994016
hey
>>581993892
Vic, Boulcott, Comp Sci
>>581994259
you are currently posting during comfy time
>>581994271
word
>>581994282
based taste
>>581994430
nice nice
>was going to watch a kdrama
>realise it's 2am
EVERY TIME
>>581994430
What are you doing along with your compsci? Are you doing another major, two minors or?
>>581994664
what are u watching? any of the new stuff or something from 3 months ago? my mom watched steal my heart earlier today
>>581994750
Pinocchio, which is currently airing
lead is a qt
>>581994883
>happy birthday
>>581994936
i thought you weren't going to wish him
>>581994548
What are you planning on doing and where?
>>581994665
Was thinking of majoring in physics as well but I haven't really decided yet. Really need to get this shit sorted.
math > physhit
>>581995060
I had to, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
>>581994936
Chur m8, wish we could be saying the same to phil
>>581991889
game.
set.
match.
>>581995069
Bcom acc and fin.. i applied today and sorted all my classes out :D All my classes r in the morning
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/music/63671146/Elton-John-pays-tribute-to-Phil-Hughes
Article: Pritz in controversy over imperial flag album jacket picture following Nazi outfits
Source: Naver
1. [+195, -15] They're not even embarrassing the country anymore, it's come to the point where I think they're traitors... there's a line that shouldn't be crossed even with noise marketing, do they not get that???????? Knock it off already, this is just embarrassing.
2. [+182, -11] Not showing interest or commenting is the best solution to them
3. [+181, -35] I don't even know who this group is and I can't believe they're ruining Korea's image like this... do they not realize that if controversies get out, they're putting the whole country at stake?
4. [+136, -9] This group is an example of how important history education is
5. [+113, -3] Their company's shameless ㅡㅡ How can they embarrass the country like this?
6. [+21, -1] Does their company not have brains? They seriously consider this noise marketing?
7. [+19, -0] They're doing this on purpose right? It's best to show no interest
8. [+19, -0] So not only are they messing with Europeans but Asians now too ㅋㅋ... The balls..
>>581995205
Feel terribly sorry for Abbot, how shit must he feel?
>hope someone is cuddling him to sleep
>>581995069
Oh okay. nice
>>581995352
damn...
>Th.e F.ap.p.enning F.u.l.l C.ol.l.e.c.t.ion
>>581995334
Nice man, I'm really hoping for classes sometime during the middle of the day. I guess if I actually got the application done I would know.
>>581995352
>because he gave me so much pleasure
Not sure how to take that
>>581995417
ye omg
>It's free to think of the Nazis when you look at the X shaped armband. We are not them, but Pritz. Pritz who come to the earth to save you. We are Pretty Rangers In the Terrible Zone, PRITZ.
how can one girl group be so based?
That's me.
Night, New Zealand.
>>581984959
Happy birthday bro!
i'm out
let this thread die pls