Christians always go on about the time Jesus fed five thousand people with five loaves and two fishes.
What about Hitler? He made six million Jews toast.
this is what a future of self driving cars and robot butlers will look like
i'm gonna program my robot butler to wear one of those novelty aprons with the big rubber tits and jerk me off.
Yeah sure, when im done fucking your mom.
this epic burn will not let me sleep for days
How? HOW THE FUCK did this get me? I'm looking at it now and it's not funny, but i lost. Madness...
I'm not really in the mood for posting today, so i'll just post one to contribute
Lost it OP. Rest of the thread is too weak.
Time for something that made me laugh my ass off a couple years back. It was newfaggy then and remains as such. Still pretty funny.
Reminds me of similar stuff where a dude with a bucket on the head piss a passerby off, get punch in the head only to reveal a smaller bucket underneath.
If someone has it, please post it
I immediately started looking for Let's Plays of these on youtube
sorry, Oven caught fire ( element shorted out ), no Turkey for me today, bad mood
What do you call an East Indian who was run over by a truck?
I got the same feeling from GTA 5.
Driving forklift at work then get home to relax and play as fucking Trevor in a forklift at a shipping yard moving containers.
Then getting ready for a heist, cool finally some fun.
Wait you have to get your pilots licence. Go get flying lessons.
Turned game off and traded it in for dark souls 2.
This is literally the WORST YLYL thread I have ever stumbled upon.
Stick to your pathetic get threads, you disgusting newfags.
posting a couple gifs now, cause you fuckers ain't coming close to being funny.
>come home one day
>someone in my house has been on my laptop
>some torrent site, all based on driving simulators
>see title "road side assistance simulator" or some such
>check let's play on YouTube
>feel worried about my housemates
fuck that guy, claiming to be "peaceful" but then he invades your territory and makes everyone think you are the bad guy as he destroys your cities and the ecology of Chiron.
never make friends with Lal, I always make allies with Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, he's a bro.
"suspect just hit another vehicle!" "suspect just hit another vehicle!" "suspect just hit another vehicle!" "suspect just hit another vehicle!" "suspect just hit another vehicle!" "suspect just hit another vehicle!" "suspect just hit another vehicle!" "suspect just hit another vehicle!"
I just discovered that I never want a room of people to look at me like this.
I am not the guy who ran a magnet along his HDD, your 4chan tricks won't work on me, trollingman.
That one will always be my favorite.
Did that guy just get tombstoned by a bull? Holy shit.
It is the best thing to ever happen here.
i'm fairly sure that you are just dumb as retarded kid