Would /b/ feast on my girlfriend's ass?

>>581571127

Ew! This is a family-friendly site. Please don't post this again.

>>581571310
Kek

>>581571127
only if she shaved that hair

she should shave her taint

Id eat her ass and pussy all day

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>>581571127

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGwYFGD4M80

>>581571127
yes anon, yes I would

How would we not dine on such a fine.

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>>581571127
You bet

Id love to run my tounge up and down her ass crack. Maybe even suck some maple syrup out of it.

>>581571127
I would munch on that. From that position. Cunt to asshole.

And I like the hair. Yall gay.

it's nice, reminds me of Chuck Norris's face

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>>581571127

OP here

I love having her sit on my face with her asshole pressed up right against my nose, smothering me...with her wet pussy on my mouth...I love when she cums while sitting on my face, gyrating her hips and grinding her ass and cunt all over my face until she comes

>>581574967

hey you accoustic nigger, id's tell us your a goddam op cause it doesnt change.

>>581574967
>OP here

lel

>>581574967
So you like eating shit and stuff? Assholes are fucking disgusting and especially that weird scraggly tufty thing you posted a pic of. Looks like an old man rimmed a horse and got his beard caught.

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>>581575385

Yeah, but I'm an oldfag

>>581575579
ur gay

>>581575579

No, I don't like eating shit. Her asshole is always very clean. Doesn't taste or smell like shit in the slightest. If you wanna be a faggot about it and say that there are trace particles of feces on her asshole, sure, but those particles are on most surfaces. They're also on your toothbrush if you leave it in the bathroom. (inb4 you dont leave your toothrbrush in the bathroom)

If you havent dived right into a girls ass before and feasted on it, licking it all the way from her pussy up to her asscrack, then you havent lived . its fucking hot

>>581575679
Gays are the ones known for their attraction to anuses. That's literally a compromise because men don't have cunts.

Nobody in their right mind would deal with an anus unless it was the only thing available.

Plus that ass is hairier than mine man.

God knows what her beard is like and it only gets worse with age.

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>>581574967

I love when she does that to me, too! =D

>>581576038
>not wanting to lick someone's shit tube means im a faggot

>>581575935
>Her asshole is always very clean.
So she bathes after every shit? Or she's got a magic ringpiece?

Either way you're no better than a dog.

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>>581575987
This guy knows what he is talking about.

>>581575935

she looks fantastic, would love to see more of her

>>581571127
Yes, but I would ask her to shave... hair on pussy isn't my thing. and I dont mean that in a I like little girls kind of way, i just love the taste of skin, not the taste of skin with a hairball in my mouth.

I thought cuckolding and traps were weird... now this just takes the cake. The internet is full of surprises.

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yum

>>581577095

Thats a nice lil donut hole.

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>>581574708
>waiting for monkeyspank2

>>581577095
You look like a vet inspecting some farmyard animal for signs of heat.

>>581577258
why are you so angry at this thread

>>581571127
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>>581575935
>>581575679

Why the fuck would you eat ebola-ridden ass when there is a perfectly delicious pussy right there? This the gayest thing I've ever seen.

ITT: Repressed homosexuality (as if that's surprising)

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>>581577095
Yum yum!

>>581577095
ffs shave her ass you can tie braids that would make the vikings jealous with that amount of hair

I'd eat the fuck out if that ass post all you got

>>581577390
People are just fucked up. Sucking off traps "isn't gay", letting niggers fuck your girl is "normal", eating shit and licking shit holes is somehow also "normal".

This is some monkey level shit going on today.

I saw ass licking in porn once and I assumed it was there for shock value or something.

>>581577095
id eat dippin dots outta that ass. fuckin YUM

>>581577095
please, more! rest of her body too!

>>581577975
Apparently mares are "hot" too now. So /b/ tells me.

>>581577402
I know eh? Why the fuck would anyone want to likc a hole that human shit comes out of?

bet she have no titties tho

>>581577975
traps are gay and "cuck" fags are gay too. why are you assuming everyone that disagrees with you likes the same collection of things? nobody likes eating actual shit either

>>581577095
either fat or no tits

>>581571127
she look familiar as fuck

>>581578352

SHe has very small tits, yeah

>>581579298
i love a good B cup.. show us!

>>581579298
post pictures from the front

Does she even know you're posting these pics?

>>581577443
OP how come this anon has a picture of your girlfriend?

>>581579298
water you waiting for

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>>581574967
Fuck yea - you sir, are a scholar and a saint. Keep at it, you lucky motherfucker.

>>581577443
looks like a balding guy with an anus and pussy on the back of his head.
>thought it was the disfigured marine before i checked

>>581577402
>ITT: The rarest event in human history....a heaven that knows what its talking about

>>581579009

stupes

>>581579298
she from maryland bruh

bad thread

>>581579298

OP HER NAME IS ERIN BRADLEY ISNT IT

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>>581571127
I would feast until she was screaming

>>581579762
>the disfigured marine
aka the big dutchman

They could both be pub names.

>>581579998
does her name start with r?

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Stick your nose all up in that ass - It's the greatest when they get so into it, they don't give a shit about whether you can breathe or not

>>581579298
>dark blonde
>ass
>no tits
the evidence suggests her name starts with a K

>>581577095
Please post more OP

>>581577402
would you eat her pussy wasn't the question, faggot.
If you are eating her ass, eating her pussy is a given, it wouldn't even have to mention it
Who the fuck would go down there just to lick the ass? The fact you even suggest that's the only thing that will happen makes you the repressed homosexual

>>581581191
>Who the fuck would go down there to lick the ass?

Fixed.

is OP kill

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OP pls

Oh god.

This is the same OP from last month who got banned for posting CP. Same ass and same fat hands.

This girl is like 14

>>581579298
Op dont be kill

>>581577975

you're so cute

>>581582010
14 my ass

>>581574967
lucky girl

>>581582351
Go and... lick someone's fecal pipe.

>>581582010

you're so cute

>>581571127
>screenshot
>your girlfriend
lol

>>581575601
How old.

>>581571127
Holy fuk yes

>>581576371
Man, how old are you? You sound like a turd.

>>581580872
and the bed too

>>581582934
how old are you? Your ID says "dad".

more hairy anus please

>>581582934
Anyway, if I'm such a turd then you'd have offered to lick me like an ice cream by now. Nice try though.

>>581582784

Been here since 2005-2006. I sorts left after the whole Boxxy shit happened though. It was all downhill from there.

>>581583206
this guy gets it

Not only would i feast on your girlfriend's ass op, i would also suck the farts out of her like a jello shot.

>>581583431
Op her name, it is erin bradley

So all these vaginas not getting any attention because of all this ass-eatery - can I come round and service them while you guys get stuck into the hog-holes?

>>581583431
answer des questions pls

>>581583431
POst more you faggot

>>581583431
MOAR

>>581583431
moar pls

>>581577975
>This is some monkey level shit going on today.
People are monkeys..
we are in that branch that evolves from Old World Monkeys (Infra order caterhinni, I think it is..

Point is we now, know due to dna and other concordant research that we are apes, and thus monkeys, -like it not.

OP is kill

>>581583431
you must have more pictures