Your daily #rekt

>>581542332
BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

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Savages.
This is why I side with the Jews.

>>581542332
that was one clean cut, mirin

>>581542332
Such bravely masked men. See how they bravely tie the hands of the other sand people.

I like that some sand niggers brought their little sand niglets too.

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>>581542332
ISIS?

>>581542332
what camera did you use to film this?

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>>581542332

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGwYFGD4M80

I thought they used a small knife?

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REKT

>>581542332
is it true that your head lives for a few seconds after being severed from the body?
can anyone find a video of a gif showing this? that would make my fucking year

>>581543143

it's not. Just spams

....crazy!!!!!

>>581543143
think about how long you can hold you breath for before passing out. thats how long you are conscious once beheaded (well, maybe not that long since all the blood flows out quickly). regardless, takes a little bit for your brain to run thru its oxygen

>>581543143
Yeah you remain conscious for about 15-30 seconds.

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>>581542332

that's a clean as fuck kill

>>581543293
holy fuck her eyes moved after the head was detached from the boddy, that's fucking awesome

>>581543293
>>581543445
>spasms

I call bullshit

>>581543502
shut up

>>581543293
tiggered and reported

i think just executing them with a sword like this is a million times better than those fucking knife executions.
theres some gentleman left in it, at least you feel nothing and are immediately dead.

i hope that the ISIS scum gets beaten to death with blunt, spiky objects by enraged US army grunts.
i'd like to watch that on video too

>>581543502
shut up boy

>>581543293
story?

>>581543143
think its true. in medieval times they use to ask ppl who had just been beheaded to blink a certain number of times in response to questions asked. some responded they felt sad and shit

>>581543557
Who's that

>>581543808
Exactly this, he is courteous to keep putting the person's head down to avoid agony of not chopping his neck in one swing

>>581543578

you summer boys have never seen animals being beheaded?

> inb4 humans are not like animals

fuck off

>>581543293
story?

>>581543845

mexicans

nice id faggot

>>581543547

lol tht's fucking bullshit

>>581543547
that is not true.
the entirety of you brains oxygen is being transported through your main artery in your neck.
if you disrupt that connection, your brain runs out of Oxygen in 3 seconds flat.

dont talk bullshit like that, as if an apnoe diver would manage to live without a body for 3 minutes....

>>581543851
source that nigger

>>581543578
>>581543575

We call it "gravity".

>>581543845
new indeed

>>581543808
ugh, you actually don't die instantly.

>>581543928
future teacher

>>581543143
watch>>581543293
you can see her eyes shifting after it's been removed.

>>581543845
get outta here newfag.
I bet you can't even triforce

>>581543143
You remain conscious. You have some blood with oxygen in your head that slowly leaks out plus cranial Fluid. As long as the blood pressure drop takes you out your still "alive" for possibly half a minute usually just a couple of seconds.

>>581543845
She worked whit a drug cartel and get caugth by enemy members of other cartel, México, of course

>>581544197
>thinking that you can live with your head detached from your body

>>581543143
Sometimes people can remain conscious, other times the sudden loss of blood pressure to the brain causes the brain to go into shock

>>581544346
now think about beheaded snake heads, they can live for a few minutes how is that possible

>>581544197
well you can argue that a pack of C4 taped to your head is quicker, but a beheading or breaking your neck (as in a hanging) is still pretty instant when compared to getting your head cut off with a blunt knife by some grunting, sweaty kebab

>>581543928

a girl from Dunedin, most likely a student of Otago

>>581542332
those kids are fucked, standing there, watching it
then again I am fucked sitting here, watching it

/b/gone

>>581542332
Look at how willing they are to die.

>>581544459
Thanks, figured as much

>>581544136
read it somewhere, but not exactly it here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillotine

>>581543026
XT-500

>>581543547
so you're saying it's possible but only for like 3 seconds?

>>581544634
thats possible because snakes have a way lower blood pressure (they are Poikilotherm) and also have a way smaller brain. the entire process just slows down, its still definately gonna die.

snake = / = human

>>581544479
>>581544634
The thing is you really aren't alive. Within seconds you brain goes into a coma as a last ditch effort to sustain itself. You have some brain function but you aren't thinking, your just gone into what is basically a coma, your are a syncope

>>581543547
1. Without oxygen you go instantly unconscious
2. Without nourishment for the brain you go braindead within 30 seconds
3. Fuck you

>>581542332
Great effects for a low budget movie

>>581543293
Sauce you say?
http://elnarcotube.com/los-zetas-decapitan-a-mujer-del-cdg-en-mexico.html

>>581545085
Think of a lobotomy gone wrong, the patient has lithium and decided to shout up heroin and get horribly drunk on abstenyth.

>>581544887
this isn't the fucking Middle Age. Also the one who did that is Lavoisier, and he did it for science. He was a fucking bro.

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>>581545407

>>581542332
clean cut, better than mexcans

>>581544128
>accuses people of talking bullshit
>is talking bullshit

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/1000/longest-time-breath-held-voluntarily-(male)

>>581544738

it's either this in front of a crowdsource to get tortured for funsies back at base, i imagine.

>>581545531
well thx for the heads up! wait, wut did i do thar

>>581542332
I'm impressed with how smoothly that went.

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ITT: Many fags talk but don't contribute

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>>581545617
>http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/1000/longest-time-breath-held-voluntarily-(male)

so you are claiming that if i cut his head off he will be conscious and alive for 22 minutes?
pisshead, i was discussing beheadings and not fucking apnoe diving, i just used that as a fucking example.
fuck you, you fucking retard. shit.

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>>581546136
lel mexicans

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>>581546136

>>581545617
Are you dumb? He's only alive for however long he could hold his breath because of the oxygen in his blood and lungs, behead someone and that supply of oxygen is gone.

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>>581546365
>>581546059

>>581542332
I love how the kid sidesteps to get a better view.

In his future he'll brag to all of his cohorts about how many beheadings he's seen by the age of 19 and all of his no dick illiterate disciples will suck his dick and praise him for the strong morals he's developed.

I'm gonna sit here and lurk this rekt thread for a few minutes before I get bored and fap

The world is beautiful this way.

>>581546365
tazed or shot?

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>>581546059
Did he just break his bonerbone?

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>>581547136
Kek

>>581547150
tazed by the 2nd cop you see

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Everyone in this thread must of have at least thought a little bit about what I'm going to ask so I feel like its the right place to ask.

How easy do you think it would be (ignore weapon / explosive training) to go to America and gun down some niggers and the nigger protesters.

Or maybe go somewhere a little more savage to avoid better trained police forces and the urban tell-tale snitch enviroment, would a white man be able to safely travel around somewhere like Iran and gun down some muslims and jews.

>>581546932
and this is what allah teaches us: enjoy live and fap.

>>581542332
At least the Arabs are efficient killers
South Americans will hack at you with dull blades for minutes

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>I am Mike Brown
commencing dump

>>581547439
Answer: Grow up and lurk more.

>>581544459
>>581543845
#WRONG, her husband accused her of cheating on him and beheaded her. Turns out she didn't

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C17 Galaxy hit by Taliban Anti-AA fire

>>581543547
>Hold your breath
Are you a fucking idiot?
>>581543550
No

A really good rear naked choke will put you to sleep in 5 seconds or less because the blood is being cut off from your brain. Cutting someone's head off and the brain goes to sleep way faster. That 30 seconds to a minute comes from just brain activity. Spasms and twitches and shit like that.

>>581547617
Standard nigger tactics of we're too cowardly to take on white man by self so must summon horde of fellow shitskins

>>581547776

its clearly nerve gas

>>581547776
You forgot the filename

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I <3 Isis

>>581543578
He said spams asshole

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>>581547917
crackers gonna crack, get use to it.

>>581547683
I don't think so
I'm mexican and i can understand spanish better than you
http://elnarcotube.com/los-zetas-decapitan-a-mujer-del-cdg-en-mexico.html

Ffs, why do I watch this shit.

>>581547776
AKA You're a fucking retard
Shit inside the plane wasn't tied down, when he took off it all rolled to the back of the plane and fucked everything for the pilot

>>581543845
newfag

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>>581543293

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I'll never understand why retards try to kill themselves by jumping off of bridges into water...you're not hitting something like concrete and you almost never die.

>>581542332
that's one sharp machete

>>581548027
dat quality. Damn they are getting better

dafak ISIS with HD cameras?

>>581542332
I think I just lost the urge to fap

>>581548191
Blah blah b8 1/10

>>581542332
owww his knee

>>581548191
go away bait

>>581542332

Religion of peace, everybody.

This is the peace you will get for welcoming Islam in the name of tolerance. Behead the infidel, stone the rape victim, and if you dare to call it anything but a religion of peace, we'll fuckin kill ya.

>>581548027
Whats the knife that we can clearly see in the beggining? Looks real nice

>>581548027
Fake and gay of course.

>>581548191
Bayte.

>>581543143
>>581543547
>>581544128
>>581544197
>>581544346

Just to clear this up. Have you ever seen MMA or Jiu Jitsu where a choke hold is put in place? If it is done perfectly and you cut off the two arteries in the neck you black out within 3 seconds. That is how long it would take to die from being beheaded. Any other information is pure myth.

>>581548397
yet you responded like a dumbass

>>581547632
sometimes I wish this wasn't anonymous so I could kick your fucking ass.

>>581542332
they tie their hands so they dont strugle,
they dont let they see cause it would cause comotion,
they do all this so they can die as humanly as possible i think

>>581546136
kek these fucking amateurs

>>581548529
but but but, niggers wouldn't just attack a cop for no reason. #BurnFergusun

>>581547253
You know papa franku got that good shit.

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>>581548679

Requesting pics, gifs or wembs of people with ebola.

Never seen anything like it before

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>>581543808
this.
also i think that they gave this litle boy a litle bit o humanity at least,

I'm in the mood for #Rekd threads but not #Rekd threads that all people just post gore in.
I mean, c'mon.
kek'd rekd = yes
Gore = Not today

>>581548027
Obviously real, you can tell by the blood that's coming out of that guy's neck.

>>581548529
this should happen to every traffic cop

>>581548330
I've watched a lot of their videos and run them though software. The cameras are some American made cameras. I thought it would be Jap or something.

>>581548027
Suprisingly awesome quality.

>>581548575

That's actually disputed. There is good reason to think your explanation *should* be right, but there are also many reports, some of them from doctors/scientists of the time, reporting varying levels of conciousness to a minute after beheading, including what appears to be deliberate movement/focusing of eyes, blinking, facial expression, etc. It's something very difficult to study, because we don't get much opportunity to study it except in places no one in their right mind wants to travel to.

>>581549373
All of it is CIA bullshit.

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>>581549350
>Pussy bitch that can't handle death detected

>>581549272
>get STDs
>"maybe i wouldnt want to kill myself"
this is so delusional

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>but muh white privilege
white ppl actually belive this - trolled hard!

Most of you in this shithole can spell and write shit and yer brain hasnt functioned in yrs

>>581549603
I don't mind Gore and shit but the throat slicings just aint for me.
Photos + GIF's don't effect me in the Slightest. But those huge ass WEBM's when it's detailed as fuck with the killing, just nah
>capcha: 404

>>581548027
worst CGI than jurassic world

>>581550041
go help mom mash some taters buckwheat

>>581550041
But those are the interesting ones

>>581548315
nice suicide grip that fucking shitlord, does it even affect how you bench? You know, besides obliterating your neck because of the lack of grip

>>581542332
its been long time since ive seen a good webm beheading

>>581550041
i was the same, however over time you just build a tolerance yourself ive found

>>581548191
surface tension/10

>>581549471

Interesting.. though i do honestly feel it is just a nerve reaction. I know first hand what it's like to be choked out as i've had it done many times and it honestly feels like the life is being sucked out of you. You do black out, sometimes even sooner than 3 seconds. There can be facial movement just because of nerves and muscles un tensing for sure. Perhaps you are technically still alive, as you can have your arteries held for about 30 seconds and still not be put into a coma, it actually takes about 5 minuters to die. But without a doubt you have absolutely no consciousness as it is the brains defence mechanism, and i do beleive this is more relevant as is the real question people are really asking here is can you feel yourself be nothing but a head... thankfully the answer is no.

>>581549603
tbh I kinda agree with the dude, I like a good bit of gore every now and then, but that is what gore threads should be for

I might be wrong but I'm fairly sure rekt threads started out as harmless, funny gifs with clever filenames, like this one;

>>581547136


America's Funniest Home Movies ---> You've Been Framed --> Rekt threads --> Gore

>>581547617
People think we carry guns on us because we have a micropenis, but this is why. Shit, this guy was lucky. 11 times out of 10, they wouldn't stop til the guy was dead.

>>581542332
Why the fuck do these idiots go silently?

>>581549856

If you are a proper MMA fan this is good bait.

>>581550393
Yeah, I usually don't mind shit like that but now I just pause the WEBM and move onto the next,
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>>581548027
^ Can't watch those though :l

>>581548162
lol cool story. 1/10

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>>581548027
Here's another version

>>581550607
>implying they'd show a dudes junk on those sorta programmes

>>581547776
nah, i'm pretty shure it crashed because of eternal oil-wounds

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>>581549110
ey b0ss, gibe de pussy b0ss

>>581546136
THIS MADE ME CUM

>>581551030
How did they make the blood so choppy and realistic?

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Towel man

>>581551030
>pussies who keep their faces hidden while they kill the tied and unarmed
Wow I'm so scared, there's no fucking honor

>>581547402
Should have been shot. Waste of perfectly good tazer on nignog

>>581551312
? Confused

>>581550660
Well, I don't think I would be able to do anything rational when being tied up while the second beheaded guy is dragged to the meat pile and the masked pussy is brawling its 2-yard slasher.

>>581551050
dude wat ?

I was stating the level ramping up to the right of brutality, nudity, obscenity or simply 'gore' of each.

>>581551312
the fuck happened here

>>581548529
Aaaaaand that is why woman should have make jobs.

>>581542332
not seen that one before. Fucking beautiful

>>581551117
>my fedora will protect me

>>581543808
This.
If you MUST kill someone, at least do it with respect for said individual.

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>>581550660
I used to think this. The thing is though nobody being executed wants to be executed. That fucker was probably kicked in the balls, spat on, beat up, shot at and maybe even raped. His morale is in the shitter and he doesn't have the heart to fight back anymore. That's why he just stays there. Nobody being captured alive wants to be captured. It was either suicide or being captured alive with a slight 1% chance of escaping.

>>581551691
>>581552107
Apparently the dude was not aware that one should not wear anything with sleeves when working with a lathe.

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>>581548315
true definition, of a drop set.

>>581548315
the fuck is that dude doing wearing his cowboy hat at the gym, I wear mine everywhere but the gym is no place for it

>>581550634
They have bigger penis.

>>581546136
what the fuck is wrong with these wetbacks ?

>>581542690
i say let Jew's fight them ...unleash Israel ... we win any way

>>581547253
im glad to see franku's love is spreading through 4chan. all hail chin chin

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>>581546136
>tfw tits AND gtfo

>>581552580
Reminds me of that video in Africa where they are burning "witches" and one of them repeatedly tries to escape and gets kicked, whipped and beaten, to eventually give up, lie down and cover them self with burning branches.

>>581549272
thats not how depression works faggot.

>>581552884
Israel has the ability to wipe every neighbor nation and the entire middle east out of existence, it just doesn't want, so it's not matter of who can win because it's obvious, but I do wish those ISIS assholes get what they deserve.

>>581542332
this is islam

>>581551691
>>581552107
shirt caught in industrial lathe.
>do you even blue collar?

>>581552580
wtf man, these dudes have fucking high speed low drag fucking gear
I have never seen such blatant us funded false flag bs. fuck this world

>>581548130
No, niggers do crack

>>581548130
damn mc lovin

>>581553407
Damn nigger

>>581548191
Me being a fireman that covers 2 major bridges over the Hudson River in New York I can tell you that I've recovered plenty if bodies if people who have jumped and are completely fucked up from hitting the water. I've only seen one person live. It's basically like hitting pavement at that point.

>>581547843
rear choke will kill you in less than 30 sec ..If you not let go after you put him asleep you are killing them effectively as a gun shot in the head

>>581553415
soooo no one else can buy stuff out of a catalog?
no one else has money?

1/10 made me respond

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>>581547776
>posting the fake version
what kinda faggot fakes a tragedy.

>>581553719
know anyone that was at 9/11?

>>581548191
after 50' is no difference water or concrete if you do not know how to jump

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>>581549856

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3edgy5me

>>581553779
The point is only the "terrorists" that the US government wants us to think are a threat have this kinda shit. Look up all of the other ISIS videos on the net. They record beheadings with a potato held by a tweaked out sand nigger. Now, once the US needs an enemy to fight, all of a sudden niggas got top end shit

>>581554247
GTFO with that, weirdo

>>581554012
Yeah but luckily they made it out.

>>581549373
Yeah normally I'm not that much of a conspiracy theorist, but damn, that blood looks... unreal

>>581548646
No. Didn't take the b8.

>>581547617
All of these niggers should be executed right in front of their little monkey children. Savage fucks.

>>581553975
kek'd

>>581554247
fuckin shit man cant sleep tonight

>>581553321
Let them do it then .... i say unleash the dogs ...no one in USA will cringe for killed Israelis soldier or Muslim ones ...Why we need to do job for a Jew's

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>>581552408
>Investigating Chernobyl
>my fedora will protect me

>>581551419
>Calling someone a pussie on the internet
There's no fucking honor

>>581543293

The real question is, how does she keep so calm throughout most of this? I mean she'll be dead about half way through but she's so chill at the start.

>>581542690
Is carpet bombing civilian areas really more acceptable than cutting some people up in the street?

>>581546136
5watermarked9me

>>581554906
>pussie
>what is the non-plural equivalent

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horror

>>581549582
>what is sarcasm?

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>>581542332
Sandniggers are not human. What the actual fuck, there was a fucking child standing right beside this! I don't give a fuck what kind of system you believe in, religion or whatever, if you can carry out this stunt without the bat of an eye like this sandnigger piece of shit, fuck you

>>581547617
Use telephoto lenses for sports photography! Stupid.

cleaner than supercut

>>581553719
And yet people dive from 40m.