Last one 404, i think she's mad now.. 6 decides

these hoes aint loyal

haha think shes mad now xd

Ho

please send tits or i'll fuckin kill myself, like you said i'm a loser and got nothing to live for anyway...

Niggers tongue my anus

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Im sorry I really do love you

>>581524749
i'll come if you let me cum ;)

>>581525216
HAHA GOOD LUCK FUCKER

>>581525286
winrar

So what's the story?

>>581525216
Winrar

>>581525216
ayy lmao

ok i'll stop fucking around with you as soon as you stop fucking around with me.. now come over and give me a rimjob

>>581525431

rolling

>>581525216
fucking winrar

consider my nuts underneath a door, while you step on them with stilletos

>>581525279
win win win win winw inw

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If you were done with me you wouldn't be thinking of my breeding organ in your mouth right now

I think I am dying, tits might save my life

It takes any mammal 21 seconds to empty it's bladder from full.

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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She doesnt reply... And she called my mum..

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>>581526336

>>581526280
roll

What do you think would be a good name for our first-born? I'm thinking Jimmy or Russell if it's a boy.

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send her this picture

>>581526280
roll

>>581526436
I am a winrar. Deliver op. You're gonna have to type all that shit out

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>>581526336
>called my mom
almost died here

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>>581526336

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>>581526336
>called my mum

>>581526336
Did your mom answer?
If not tell her you already killed your parents.

Can we talk to your mum now OP?

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>>581526336
>And she called my mum

Kektacular

>>581526336
>And she called my mum..

top kek

>>581526620
He wrote 'mum' you americunt, stop lowering the quality of this thread with your obesity

>>581527912
kek
No, but really, you're a faggot.

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Annnnd were back!

3 decides

>>581528043

Send tits and there will be no need to be worried.

I learned how to tie a noose on google yesterday

>>581528043
i said boobs or i kill myself. anus.

4 titties are better than 2, you know

>>581528043
I am going to kill myself right now if I don't see tits

is the current state of affairs causing you large quantities of inconveniences?

>>581528043
>P I C K U P T H E G O D D A M N P H O N E
then report back

>>581528043
Fuck off m8. I was winrar, >>581526436
>>581526280
Get typing.

>>581528043
TITS PLEASE

>>581528140
Choose this, it's perfect

>>581528035
Dont you have chimps to be rounding up in Ferguson

>>581528263
WINNING

>>581528043
I got a knife in my hands. I will cut my throat wide open if you won't send me your tits.

Archived? Story?

You and mum send me tit pictures or I'm taking the pills

>>581528263
WINRAR

>>581528337
That's not my job.

>>581528408
THIS.... FUCK YES ROLL FOR THIS

>>581528043
Tell mum to send me a picture of her tits to, next to yours so we can compare.. or ill kill myself. do it now mum. show me the tits love

>>581528043
nah nigga i'm out with my homies, this shit is tight. idek where the fuck i am lol

>>581528263
I hope his mom takes pity and sends her tits.

Heil Hitler.

>>581528408
Gotta reroll

its too late, im killing myself because of you stupid slut tell my mom she is a whore

just joining this thread

what happened in previous posts? why are they worried for anon?

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If only she knew i could hear her yelling...

7

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>>581528723

>>581528043
i just upped my price. 4 tits for 1 pickup...

...make it happen.

>>581524749
got rekt by his mum

>>581528929
you're going to fuck me? well about damn time! that's what i;ve been asking for all along. why didn't you say that to begin with! shit.

>>581526280
Cover me I'm re-rolling

>>581528929

my body is ready

>>581528929
nah nigga i'm out with my homies. drugs are fun.

>>581528929
WHERE ARE THE TITS!?

>>581528929
Just let me see them, I've wanted to since I met you.

vodafone NL Netherlands
texting in english not sure if OP is a fag

>>581529123
You're lame

>>581528929

Fine, I see how its gonna be. Have a good life, you cut mine brutally short.

>>581528929
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

to late I slit my wrist and took a bottle of pills see you in Hell to think this could of been avoided if you showed me your tits good bye forever

Chill out. I'm here. Shit was a joke. You said you were bored. Cum watch Lion King with me. Scar is about to rect mufasa!

>>581528929
I got a knife in my hands. I will cut my throat wide open if you won't send me your tits.

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it!"

First class, yo this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel Air are livin' like
Hmmm, this might be alright

But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel Air

Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude look like a cop standin' wavin' my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

it's ok
i wont bother you anymore
tell mom i

Just send tits and this can all end.

>>581528929

Send
>Leave the up after you and I'm coming home

>>581529242
this

ur butt smells

>>581529259
Rolllling...

>>581529330
oldfag detected

>>581528929
send the boobs already goddamit im about to die if you dont do it

>>581529229
Re roll

I'll tell you the truth. I'm an alcoholic and have been for years.

>>581528929
Tits stupid bitch!!!

I came here for tits and constructing additional pylons.... and I don't see no tits.

>>581529229
roll

>>581528929
I won't comeback if you don't show tits...

>>581529330
Rerolling

>>581529364
Reroll

can i lick your butt to make it up to you?

I love the taste of salt and pennies

>>581528929

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

>>581529242
rolllllllllllllllllll

ask her: you wanna know how many seconds it takes a man to suffocate.......lets find out....

>>581529401
reroll

>>581528939
that fookin game is some gold

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

>>581528929
fuck this im off bye

gimme dem tits bitch

>>581528929
>>581524749 you dumb cunt. i'm kidding. my mom is a dumb fucking cunt too.

>>581529374
this

These voices won't shut up.

i wish you the best, you have always been there for me. But enough is enough. farewell, tell mom i love her

>>581529284
rerollin

SOMEONE UPDATE ME ON THIS SHIT, JUST JOINED THREAD. CONFUSED.

captcha: Ishmaelites

Lemme squeeze them!

>>581529524
yeaaaahhh!!!

>>581529364
For the love of Christ

I will pay you cold cash to take a living dump inside my mouth.

>>581529617
WINRARRR

>>581529663
roll

>>581529242
WINRAR

>>581529524
reroll

>>581529617
PRAISE THE GODS OF SIN

>>581529330
rolling
didnt expect something like this to appear on /b/ every again

Fuck this shit I'm jumping. Bye honey

>>581529617
Winrar

>>581529827
WINRAR

Why is it so hard for you to share boobs? Is my life not worth it?

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While we wait

Can someone catch me up on the story?

Lemme see those milkduds though, hoecakes

>>581529229
roll

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>>581529284
REROLL

Didn't she tell you we're brother and sister?

>>581529910
only tits can save me.

>>581529242

WINRAR

Yeeees

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send her this pic as say "One more chance"

Some one get a fucking noose picture in here fuck

>>581529910
SEND ME THOSE GOD DAMNED TITS FUCK BITCH YOU ILLITERATE?

>>581529910
>>581529910
Can I have background please op? Missed the previous thread

>>581529827
OP please

anyone got screens of the start of this?

>>581529910
I love you too. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I wanna see you too but...I can't do it now. You can't see me like this just...keep me company. Please.

>>581529242

opa gangnam style

>>581530078
winner winner winnder

You know what would really be a fumny joke?

If you actually killed urself now xDDDD ROFL

>>581530172
yes please

>>581530078
This needs to be next regardless of number

You need to dinosaur or Bel Air the bitch.

>>581529910
I need the story bro. How did you get a chick this needy for you?

>>581529524
ROLL!!!!

Just walk in the room like nothing happened and ask them if they have seen your phone

>>581529910
GIMME MY WIN
>>581529827

if you really love me i would saw your tits on my phone screen already

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whats the story? boob gift.

>>581529827

reroll

>>581530026
Top kek

OP is a fag..
Vodafone Netherlands, posting in English..

>>581529898
>>581530164
no you stupid faggots

real winrar is dis >>581529617

>>581529160
Roll for this one

>>581529910
I can't see you right now, 'cause i will destroy your anus so hard that you could not sit for decades

>>581530379
none of these threads is real mate

>>581530307
I love you, no homo.

>>581526336
OP is fucked

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TOASTING IN AN EBIC THREAD

I think OP really killed himself

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>>581530078
this

>>581530078

>>581529910
your such a pigfucker phillip

>>581529828
tru

>>581524749
did you know that hitler was probably right?

>>581530307
op is talking to his niece about sending nudes to him... she thinks he s on drugs again and already warned his mum

>>581530258
lol it's not difficult. if anything it's a selfish act.

Ungrateful whore. You never fucking cared enough to sent a pic of your tits. Make my mom look the other way and send a pic

>>581530307
>Normal get thread
>told hot friend he was on acid
>apparently used to take it and friend was concerned
>b/tards being dicks as usual and ask for tits and say OP will hurt himself to get them

NEIN

>>581530078
>this, faggot

>>581529910

You would rather let me die than just send tits.

You don't love me, you never have, and you couldn't even prove it with a small gesture.

I just took 20mg of epinephrine, I hope you have a good life.

>>581530286
Fucking THIS!

>>581529910
you should come over, the view is amazing from up here.

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... Um... I think i have to stop.. Right?

Stop yes or no: i count the first 7..

>>581529910
GOD DAMN IT OP GIVE US MY FUCKING WIN! please
>>581529617

stop yes

>>581530778
stop

>>581530778
no

>>581530778
NO

>>581530778
no don't stop

we don't give a shit

Stop

>>581530778
don't stop
send her a picture of your bloody dick

>>581530778
Of course not,faggot.

>>581530078
Roll

your tits are worth it

>>581530887

winrar

>>581530778
NO DONT STOP

>>581530778
Nigga you don't just back out of this shit now. Roll for no.

stop! its okay now :)

>>581530746
This goddamnitall!! Reroll

>>581530078
stop" no
do this, re roll

>>581530778
NO MAKE HER FUCKING SHOW HER DAMN TITS OR REAL DEATH OR CUT YOUR PENIS

>>581530778
Fuck man, you've let /b/ fuck up your life. Top fucking kek.

>>581530778
say you didn't but you want to have a threesome with them. if not, you really will kill yourself

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>>581530778
Damn I didn't follow last thread, but you seem like a goddamn bad person to not have ended this yet.

I like that, a lot.

>>581530778
no

>>581530778
don't stop until you get tits

>>581530778
fine, not tits. just show me your pussy and i'll be on my way

>>581530286
shit. this one!

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>>581530620
>>581530694

thanks.

>>581530778
WHAT THE HELL, SOME FUCKING ASSHOLE STOLE MY PHONE I AM SO SO SORRY... WHAT THE FUCK

>>581530778
Tell her to call an amberlamps

>>581530745
THIS, OP! dont stop
reroll

>>581530778
You're the last person I'll ever talk to

>>581530778
i think i can still create an antidote... but i'm gonna need tits and mom'd spaghetti hurry the fuck up i'm dying

Now send "Lol jk got you!"

>>581530778
AYY BITCH SHOW ME THOSE TITTIES

>>581530778
Stop. You did enough to fuck with them, I hope you will have to pay back for the bad you did today.

>>581530778
ill call a ambulances but I don't think I wanna since I'm shit isn't that what you said all I wanted was to see your tits now I'm going to die and its all your fault I hope your happy

>>581530778
stop and call her with another number and ask if she saw your phone somewhere

>>581530979
I know right? It's OP's fault for continuing to get advice from 4chinz, it's his fault for being stupid

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>>581530778
don't stop shit is getting fun

>>581530286

DO THIS

>>581531080
Reroll again for dis

>>581530286
Finish with this !

>>581530286
Seriously, this. So. Much.

>>581531080
i just rekt

>>581530880
>>581530886

faggi faggots

Haha awesome..

>>581530887

NOW RUN AWAY FOREVER OP AND LIVE YOUR LIFE IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY.

>>581531093
reroll

Can you smell fresh bread. All I smell is freshly baked bread. Getting sleepy

>>581531128
this

>>581530745
Reroll

Heil hitler

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OP IS THE FUCKING MAN!

OP you are a pretty cool guy.
would drink a beer with you/10

>>581530745
roll for this

>>581530778
I'll come back... for your tits.... please it's the only way..

>>581530745
roll

>>581530778
Send: only the death will know peace from your sins

captcha: 3666

>>581530286
>This.

>>581531218
Rerereroll

>>581530745
reroll

>>581531080
reroll

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Fuck..

Ok.. You decided..

5 wins

>>581531163
REROLL

>>581530078
Reroll

>>581530286
This. It's your best chance OP

>>581530778
Please call the police I'm scared I might hurt myself.

>>581531257
WInrar

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So what the Fuck happens after stuff like this? I am always curious...

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

>>581531158
this and say I'm going numb I feel at peace

#meme'd hard it was just an epic 4chan troll

>>581530286
Rolllling again. I think /b/ approves. Just wish I could see it

>>581531387

Shit in my mouth and ill think about it

>>581531387
heil hitler!

>>581531387
i love you

>>581531387
BITCH WHERE THOSE TITTIES AT HOLY FUCK YOU LEAVIN A NIGGA TO DIE TITLESS

>>581531304
He's pretty cool, in a psychopathic way. I don't think I'd go anywhere near him.

>>581531371
Rererererolling

Would you rather see me dead instead of just showing me those perky tits?

>>581524749
bwaahahaah LOSEEEERRRRR

Back story? I just got here

>>581531515
God

>>581531387
Sorry, i am currently dead, please leave a message, i'll call you later

Zeige mir deine Titten, oder ich werde mich selbst ernst zu töten

>>581531387
It will stop.....everything is going dark. I hope you're happy knowing all this could have been prevented if you just showed me your tits.

>>581531387
CALL AN AMBERLAMPS PLS I'M BLEEDING TO DEATH

Regards, Dolan

>>581531163
this

If you send me tits then i'll pick up the phone and talk to mom, your choice, you can fix this

>>581531287
This, op

I just wanted to fuck you all this time, don't you understand. And you're being a little bitch and making a big deal out of this.

>>581531515
WINRAR

>>581531387
I'm actually okay I just really wanna see your tits babe.

and tell mum to stop crying, I wanna see her tits too. at least before these pills kick in.

I love you. I'm sorry, I'm just drunk. Coming home now.

>>581531515
god dammit the faggot got it

>>581531387
i'll come back if i get tits or gtfo

>>581531515
Winrar

>>581531287
Reroll

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im sorry il stop

>>581531387
I fucked with you. All of this was made up. I will face the consequences.

>>581531486
Reroll

i'm too old for this shit
i just pity that poor girl

>>581531387
Whether I die or live lies on you sending me your tits or not. Not much time is left, I'm getting pretty lightheaded due to the significant loss of blood

>>581531515
>Oh god. Is this really happening ?

>>581531387
This has all been a cruel joke, I took your friends phone, I'm done now, and he's okay.
He's throwing me out and I don't blame him, don't blame him.

>>581531487
this op

>>581530745
THIS

>>581530078
THIS

I CAN'T RESPOND I JUST DIED LOL XD

>>581531387
tits or i will kill myself to death hoe

>>581531515
Winrar>>581531659

>>581531387

I made this all up because im a giant attention seeking faggot. ill come home now

>>581531387
I love you. I always have. Please. Tell me you love me. Tell me you want me to live. You're all I want. All I've ever wanted.

>>581531515
winrar

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>>581531387
Send this

>>581531387
"Look, let's be honest, things haven't been going great for me lately, I think this is the only appropriate thing to do. My mom will understand, if you can't even send me a picture of your naked upperbody, then you can't say you love me."

>>581531515
Oh the winrar

>>581530778
You should just show up like nothing happened, tell them your phone was stolen and you don't know what their talking about.

Then hug them both and whisper "tits or else" in her ear.

>>581531483
stuff like this are fake

>>581531287
reroll

>>581531515
>this

>>581531424
no tits, but shit would be so cash, and you wouldn't get your ass beat

>>581531387
ples, I short now, seeing black dts evrwhere
pls make a pictu of your marvelus breasts and send t to me

>>581531387
look, im really serious, i just want to see your boobs. this is the last time i ask. I know its strange but i HAVE to see them. pls just do this for me, i promise i will come home right after

NEW THREAD OP

>>581531683
this. them feels

>>581531515
Fk yeah Heaven

>>581531581
You don't really need a back story for an awesome thread like this

>>581530286

be sure to lose your phone first though.

OP is digging himself the biggest hole he probably can't get out of.

>>581531605
he wonereded

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>>581530286

it must be done

Aw man, this is fuckin rad

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>Everything about this thread

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Goodbye ;) from now on everything will b

i only answer to me, myself and I and for the second time ive slapped hhoney booboo like aint no thang she got that floppy ass like ILL KILL YOU

If u and mum give me a BJ I will think about coming home.

>>581531760
Rollin for this magnificant bastard

>>581528140
Best win

last chance, show your tits...

>>581530286
this has to win please op you giant cock sucking faggot

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You can now easily post timestamp with your cousin, mom and yourself after this.

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Still not picking up

6 get

>>581531712
This

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>>581531515
can't wait for the reaction>>581524749


>>581524749
btw i'm a bit out of context. where are you actually?

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>>581531760
OH MY FUCKING GOD
ANON
I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS POST
CAPSLOCK TO DRAW ATTENTION
GOOD JOB ANON

>>581531760

GOD DAMN THIS PLEASE

>>581531928
reroll

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SIEG HEIL OP

>>581532008
Walk into the room like nothing happened and ask if they've seen your phone.

>>581530286
THIS

>>581531937
Reroll

>>581532008
I want your vagina inside me

Fuck you dumb whore i was kidding o cant believe you were gonna let me die over a pair of tits you selfish retarded slut

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>>581531913

Best thread in months
>inb4 reply limit

>>581531515

ayyyyyy

>>581532008
Send me pics of my moms cunt and ill stop

>>581532008
I don't get it, is your mum actually crying? Why are you doing this to them?

Last chance, tits or im really ending this piece of shit life

OP GET US SOME DAMN TITTY PICS

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*intensification intensifies*

>>581531760
roll

>>581530286
Rollin for this