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>>581246503 I had the misfortune of inheriting the throne during a dark and complicated age. We do not have the resources neccessary mitigate these threats entirely. However, brave men and women put their lives on the line every day to protect the Whiterun.
>>581247481 You have no idea how often this is asked of me. Let me explain...
It was just a normal day in Dragonsreach, until some random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up saying a dragon is burning down a city. I don't know why the guards let him in, but I figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over to Farengar. Farengar sends him on a perilous mission to retrieve the dragonstone, we think we got rid of him. This guy comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing. What the fuck? I then hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent. Oh Talos, I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city. Irileth then tells me a dragon has shown up. Oh thank the gods! I proceed to send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon. Finally, the end of my worries. Nope. He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul. According to reports, he just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. He is now standing in front of me, eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust. That's it! I need to get him away from my children as fast as possible, so I tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards. He leaves without a word, and hopefully that's the last I'll see of him.
>>581248115 The ineptitude in my kingdom runs deep. Much of this can be traced to a lack of genetic diversity due to inbreeding. Yet how can a man resist his sister, especially one as fair as my own. Her rose has given me great strength.
Jarl, why did you decide to trust the dragonborn? He seems to be too much of a risk to affiliate with. Also, how do you plan to deal with you neutrality in the civil war? No doubt imperials and storm cloaks want your hold for its strategic possition
>>581251202 I would rather bathe in a pit of excrement. >>581251306 Watch your back peasent. >>581252383 I have already explained my dealings with that vile person. Also, the storm cloaks are not well organized. They think their unorganized tactics can win a war..HA..I look forward to delivering death to their wives and children.
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