Ask a legit murderer (twice) anything.

>>581121053
What do you get out of posting bait threads like this?

>>581121426
Not bait, I seriously ended two peoples' lives, albeit in what I saw as justified cases. Thought people would be interested in what it's like to have killed fellow humans.

Unless I know you or the victims personally, I don't really give two shits buddy

Photo of victims or gtfo

>>581121053
How did you choose your targets?

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>>581121916

>>581121609
Cool, because I've murdered like 12 people myself, in what I saw a justified cases.

Fuck you and your lack of evidence bait thread

Ask a more legit murderer anything (78 times)

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>>581121053
pics or didn't happen

>>581121609
Have you done it jokingly as well?

>>581121053
awwwww here, have my attentions because Daddy didn't hug you

>>581122204
>>581122205

You posted exactly after my post in the same thread.

This is my murder MO. They call me the post number. Prepare Ur death.

>>581121609
>ended

Sure buddy, how's rehab going?

Are you just a casual pleb murderer like, killing with a knife or gun?

>>581121053
>>581121609
What a fake... Post pics faggot

>>581121053
Killed my own father with his own gun when I was 11 for trying to strangle my 12 year old sister to death.

Whats your story, faggot.

Ok guys serious murderer here (184.5 times to be exact) in what i see as justified cases

ask me anything

>>581121053
How did you get away with it?
(Besides blowing the jury, judge, entire police station and the guys you "murdered")

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I murdered this

>>581121926
One guy threatened my family, in particular my mother. The second guy was a friend of his, who knew what I had done.

I'm finding the thread's scepticism amusing, as if murder isn't a reality of modern society.

>>581122624
The skepticism is justifiable, considering your apparent next step after becoming a murderer was to brag about it on the internet.

Aww, I was hoping for a Dexter-style killing of random people who deserved it. Knowing the victim, that's going to come back on you eventually OP.

>>581122624
No you are just a gigantic faggot who won't provide proof....

News article
Court case
Etc

>>581122518

What's a .5? Did you kill one of those 2 headed weird people but leave the other head chilling?

Well, /b/'s userbase gets younger and more angst-ridden every year, doesn't it.

>>581122624

PUT A PIC OF VICTIMS FAGGOT

ARE YOU A REAL MURDERER OR WHAT??

You fucking pussy

You are just a 12yo fat kid who think that play GTA means kill people

FUCK YOU AND GTFO

>>581122470
Wow, fair enough. Far more interesting than mine, which I just posted. Killing your father must have been intense, assuming that isn't bait.

>>581122556
Tied up loose ends by killing the only guy who knew also. Since it was done in his home and pretty inconclusive in terms of evidence, the case was dropped by the police.

I should mention this was 9 years ago.

Listen, guys. If you want to doubt my sincerity, go ahead, I'll just answer those providing actual questions.

>>581121053
Where did you hide the bodies?

>>581122594
all it wanted was your love and affection

>>581122624
Why should anyone believe you, you stupid fuck?
Since you started this thread, I murdered 6 people myself, in what I saw as justified cases.

>Thank you.
>Your tip has,been submitted.
lol
le fbi

what did it feel like?

>>581123187
oooo do tell!

>>581123018
Actual question then: why do you refuse to provide evidence of your claims?

>>581123090
I didn't.

>>581123187
I don't care if people don't believe me. Anyone who doesn't, just fuck off? Hardly contributing to the thread.

>>581123018
Were you tried as a witness or even associated with their deaths?

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>>581123149
All it wanted was to eat my flooring

>>581123401

He mad. Get murt.

>>581123401
Its not like you're actually contributing anything, other than what a 14 year old thinks murdering 2 people is like

>>581123401
So you just didn't get caught or did you eat them?
What were their names?

>>581122594

Dogs aren't murderable

>>581123240
Strangely exhilarating at the precise moment, at least in the first instance. Scary, but quite thrilling and empowering. In the following years, however, pretty scary. But it's blown over in terms of investigations, now.

>>581123370
That's not in my interest to do. My intention with this thread was to share the psychological side of things.

>>581123409
Interviewed by the police but nothing further.

>>581123018
how did you kill those two guys

>>581123463
If I could find you, I'd start my own murder thread and post pics.

>>581123591
>>581123591
Not a dog. A demonic beast sent from hell to destroy my home. But I sent that bitch straight back to hell where it belongs.

>>581121053
what's your name and the names of the people you killed?

>>581123856
First time it was a cricket bat (Britfag here) as it was more planned, second just knife.

>>581121053
Twice? That's it faggot? Do you think you're cool or something?

I have over 300 confirmed kills and can kill you in over 700 ways..and that's just with my bare hands.

>>581124052
Nice try, officer.

ITT we solve two crimes
what we know so far
-2 closely connected men, one death by cricket bat, the other by knife
-in england
-the murderer has already been questionned by police
- 9 years ago

>>581124365
>ITT we respond to bait from a 14 year old

>>581124601
come on, where's your sens of adventure

how mani viktoms hav uhad?!/!?1/

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>>581124230
So when someone reports this thread to the local authorities, they subpoena Moot for the ip address of the poster with the id "DulTi7dl", they use that ip address to track you down, and use your own admission that you were interviewed by the police for the person you murdered, and look up which person you were interviewed for, and thus, conclude you murdered that person... what're you gonna do?

Because that could totally happen.

You really shouldn't admit to murder. Ever. For any reason. Even on an "anonymous" image board. (techfag here: Nothing is ever truly anonymous. If the authorities want the information badly enough, they can get it. Every server keeps logs. I'm gonna post a pic related of what a webserver log actually looks like)

(and yes, your "9 proxies" doesn't mean shit, because they have logs too. And they can just map through the connection points at the corresponding time)

I just hope the Lord forgive you

What does it feel like to know you can be invesigated any time?. I mean, you must feel kind of paranoic somedays, don't you?
--<--

>>581121053
Any proof you are legit? Any proof you are legit?

>>581124671
Fair enough. If OP isn't a complete faggot, he'll give some evidence that these obviously documented events happened, regardless if he's involved in them (unless of course, this thread is bait, which everyone over the age of 12 knows anyway)

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>>581124998
>mfw thread reaches its goal of techfag taking the bait and typing this exact post

>>581125749
l m a o
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>>581125749
You were so intent on us believing you were a legit murder, then you give up the facade just like that?

Openly admitting this thread was bait?

I don't believe this thread was bait at all. I think you actually did it. And now you're trying to nullify your own admission by pretending it was a prank the whole time.

[spoiler]Relax, I wasn't going to report you anyway. I don't care enough. I was just trying to make you aware of the stupidity of admitting murder online. [/spoiler]

[spoiler] though I guess someone else might still report you [/spoiler]

When the police interviewed you, did they asked you where you were?
And if so, what did u answer?

>>581126193
for a tech fag you sure failed with those spoilers.
fail.

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>>581121053
Are you a loli?

>>581126317
I used control + s
Not my fault if moot's shit is glitchy.

This would never happen on one of my servers.

>>581126193
And now you're providing the bait, this has gone full circle.

>>581126462
lol [spoiler]still a fail[/spoiler]
Captcha: expect alleyban

>>581126518
oh wow...

You're being serious, aren't you? You actually killed someone? Otherwise you wouldn't be trying so hard all of a sudden to convince us this was all just a prank.

>Hey guys I killed someone
>No, I really did
You know this conversation is logged, you can be caught for this
>ACTUALLY I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE, I WAS JUST JOKING
>THIS WAS A PRANK, HA HA
>GUYS? GUYS?!?!?!?

>>581125749
rekt

>>581121053
have u killed anyone?

>>581125749
Clearly OP did it. You dun goofed son.

>>581126825
Techfag nerd turned Sherlock Holmes right here

So, guise, can we do it ?
>>581124365
This is the stuff wins are made of

>>581127212
You love that word we. It's not as if you're actually going to do anything faggot.

>>581127120
I'm just trying to suggest that your damage-control mechanism is completely transparent. We can all tell that you're scared now that you see your error, and you're just doing a 180 and pretending this was a troll so that there's less chance of you getting caught.

Honestly, you're only further incriminating yourself right now. I think you need to take the fifth. Use your right to remain silent.

I'd honestly just abandon thread, and say nothing further.
If someone reports you, and police show up at your door, well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

That's the best thing you can do to save yourself now. Don't say anything. The more you talk, the guiltier you look.

>>581127336
I raised the idea, that's more than anyone else. As for actually doing the deed I'm man enough to admit I can't do it thus propose a collective undertaking.

>>581127704
>implying anyone who uses /b/ leaves the house enough to murder people

>>581127950
seriously you'd be better off deleting your thread

>>581127743
You want to solve this? Report the thread to the authorities. They'll do their investigation. If OP actually murdered the people... he might be in some shit. Because he made the error or posting about it on the internet.

MFW: I'm trying to tell OP how to decrease his odds of getting a sentencing by not talking to the police, and educating him on his error, and why it could lead to him getting caught, while at the same time, trying to educate an anon on how to catch OP

I can't even tell who's side i'm on. I want to help OP get away with it, but I also want to help the anons get OP in trouble.

I literally can't tell who's side i'm playing on, sometimes.

>>581128054
Would rather bump it

>>581127950
>Or strong enough to kill without a gun

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>>581127743
>Hey guys I've said we should invent a teleportation machine, that's more then anyone else has done!
>Hey guys I proposed a magic healing machine that fixes all ailments forever, that's more then anyone else has done
>Hey guys I proposed a hovercar that is incredibly efficient and runs on solar power, that's more than anyone else has done.

Anyone in this thread in England?

>>581128093
If the police are to believe this thread and that I murdered two people 9 years ago, they will pretty disappointed to show up at my door and discover I am 19. A 10 year old killing someone with a cricket bat.

Disclaimer: I know this is all elaborate bait from you anyway

>>581128360
This is why we can't have nice things. The cancer killing /b/ is faggots who only like to post about so-called epic threads instead of doing something. Fuck you faggots.

>>581128463
yes m8 u wot m8

>>581128491
And you, if you're really a troll why couldn't you last longer than that ?
I hope the next copy pasta will be better

>>581128491
Let's pretend this is true. Let's pretend this thread was nothing more than bait, and that you really didn't kill anyone.

Then explain this:
Why are you trying so hard? Why are you so determined ruin your own troll, by telling us it was all a troll? Why are you trying so hard to convince us you really didn't do it?

You're really making yourself look really guilty. Each post only further incriminates you.

You really should take the fifth. I don't know if Great Britain has the whole "right to remain silent" thing, but if they don't... you at least have the right to stop posting.

>>581128463

yea boi

>>581128568
>you faggots won't do my idea and do something incredibly difficult requiring a lot of work and quite possibly no reward, you are cancer!
>WAAAAAHHH

Dude you're the biggest cancer here, you literally used the word epic. GTFO.

>>581128716
>>581128838
What are you going to do about this thread?

>>581128774
This thread wasn't really going anywhere fast so I felt like killing it (pun intended), after all I have other le master trole threads on the go, all of which require regular attention.

>>581128830
There are no rights in england. Police can get server/ip info etc without even needing warrants.

>>581129026

nothin, bored as fuck waiting for weed to arrive

>>581129027
You sound pretty shaken up.

You dun goofed.

>>581129098
Ouch!
No wonder OP is so worried.

The USA may be a horrible country...
...but it's still one of the best places to live.

>>581129098

true, police do whatever they want and fuck your life up.

>>581124225
Stop right there

A round of applause for the green IDs who have carried this thread. Thank you, guys.

>>581129027
you seem very nervous dude, so many replies too, po po gonna get you brah

>>581122624
Do you even remotely understand how retarded it is to say shit like this? Dude just got caught, like, a week ago for killing that bitch in Washington then bragging about it on here.

>>581129113
Fair enough. Carry on.

>>581126462
fuckin newfag, how retarded can you possibly be?

>>581129026
According to his logic he's justified in killing these lot. I reserve judgement. I might want to hire this dude

>>581128463
Lovely evening.

>>581129365

its good G

>>581129190
I would say police in America are worse because they carry guns and aren't afraid to use them. They seem more violent than British police from clips I've seen.

>>581129539
cold as fuck init man

>>581129625

luckily the cops over here dont have guns, but the brutality is just the same. never know from day to day if youre gonna get dragged out your house and thrown in jail..

>>581129625
>Ferguson guis holas

>>581129625
>hey guise I googled clips of police abuse and assume all police act this way in america all the time!

SEND THIS NIGGER TO JAIL; HE ACTUALLY DID IT

>>581121053
can you triforce ?

>>581127950
>Again, the dude over in Washington.....

>>581121609
Annnnd the op is full of all kinds of shit.

Nice try, faggot.

>>581129946
Well no, but I've seen statistics of people killed by American police and it's not all that uncommon at all. There are also frequent news stories on cases of it.

Whereas I live in the UK and can't remember any instances of police shooting and killing people.

>>581123880
The fuck is the thing about it being wrong killing animals. White knighting in my opinion.

>>581122624
We're skeptics because you come on 4chan, say you're a murdered, and then give no proof.

You're just an edgy newfag.

>>581129625
Which would you rather have:

Police that rough you up a little bit, but don't actually have all that much power to interrogate you. And to know that in court, you're protected by due process. (meaning that yes, sometimes murders get off scott free)

OR

Police that're a little nicer with you. They'll treat you with respect. Then lock you in prison forever because you didn't have a superior court system.

OK, superior is subjective. But you all know what I mean. Everyone knows the US court system is the preferred court system if you're the accused. While other court systems, like the ones in England, are probably the preferred court systems if you're the one who was wronged, and want to see the criminal prosecuted more effectively.

>>581130184
>less than .00001%
>not that uncommon

>>581130306
Nigga I proclaimed bait about half an hour ago. Do your research.

>>581130431
No, you're actually someone who murdered two people, and were just too fucking stupid to realize you are now getting v&.


I'm screen capping the OP and making another thread about it.

>>581130597
Should be good, link me up.

>>581130347
Fair enough, I don't really know a great deal about either court systems, so I'll trust you on those details.

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>>581130431
Research?

Ha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHA!

You don't research a fucking g 4chan thread, faggot. I'm not going to read was entire thread before responding. Nobody does.

Hahaha HAHAHAHAHA!

>>581129261
wie lange shcon zusammen???
>>581129261

>>581131129
The big thing behind the US court system is:

If we have to choose, we'd rather let a criminal get away with a crime, than to accidentally punish and innocent person.

Granted, we want criminals in jail just as much as anyone else. But we feel it's not worth being more effective at catching criminals, if there's a chance that someone who has done nothing wrong might get robbed 40 years of their life, because they were thrown in prison because they LOOKED guilty, when maybe they were completely innocent.

Our court system is flawed. And sometimes it does seem like it's more of a battle of acting and lawyers, than it is about getting to the truth... but if you're the one who's sitting in the hot seat. If you're the defendant (the accused), then you really want to be using the US court system. Your odds of not getting punished are higher here than anywhere else.

>>581131558
Gee, someone took that phrase literally it would seem.

>>581130287
You could easily give the dog up for adoption. Instead you gave into some primate tier urges and brutally murdered it. You're less of a person and closer to an animal in your reasoning.

Maybe it's just my superior Buddhist principles shining through.

>>581121053
Its a sad state of affairs when no one calls out the copypasta after 127 posts

>>581131129
>>581132007

ok

>>581131793
Oh okay, yeah I can see why that system is beneficial over the UK system.

>>581132048
Ikr

>>581128774
>>581132048
It's an even sadder state of affairs when you just ASSUME nobody called copy pasta. Actually ctrl+f next time.