White knight to the rescue
>mfw it's a dude
there's not a lot of bad things about working the night shift at a hotel. there is a lot of peace and quiet, you don't have to answer the phone too often, and very rarely to guests come in and check in late, or early in the morning.
Suffice to say I've been loving this new position, except when I come to work after Zyle Kumwalt.
Zyle Kumwalt is a 19 year old tiny little brunette, with a pretty nice ass on him.
he's also a bitch. A lazy one at that.
I can't count the number of times I've come in to find the trash not taken out, the floors not mopped, and the laundry not folded (all but the latter are required to be finihed by all three shifts). But, since I was only barely more new than him at this place, I flash a smile, tell him he can leave, and hungrily stare at his ass as he walks out the doors.
I was five minutes late tonight, and the minute I entered the lobby and headed for the front desk I heard his catty voice call from the back room.
"Took you long enough," Zyle Kumwalt sneered dryly.
I'm not sure what I expected, but as I looked at the brimming trash cans in the lobby area I was honestly surprised that they weren't clear.
Rounding the corner to the back office I shot back.
are you actually this much of a white knight faggot?
kek you're actually getting mad over this
fuck off white knight
> I have better things to do with my life
I am maximum over keking right now.
Thank you all so much for interacting with me
You took the bait fuckers!!!
Nope, sorry. I like you, but I'm actually going through some feelsy stuff over my ex fiance. Sorry. Have an old pic of me instead because why not have TWO anon faces in this thread?
Anyone else think Rage Against The Machine is a bunch of butthurt reverse-racists? Anti-Anglo?
Tom Morello: Morello is of Irish and Sicilian descent on his maternal side, and Kikuyu Kenyan (FULL NIGGER) descent on his paternal side
Zack De La Rocha: Zacharias Manuel de la Rocha was born in Long Beach, California on January 12, 1970, to a Mexican American father of Sephardi Jewish (BIGTIME JEW) converso ancestry,
No wonder they hate white people.
you're probably a guy
but I'd fuck you so hard.
Yep. Starting to smell like summer.
Off to bed.
I leave you with tits.
Smells like summer? I graduated last year m8!
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Oh I'm sorry I thought this was America, bitch.
No thank you.
I am really hungry though.
Derailing threads makes me want something filling
I am not the cancer 4chan needs
>I am the cancer 4chan deserves
I am a queer now am I. My shitposting will be the ultimate standard from here on out!
>I have stamina
>I have determination
>Nobody calls me a fucking white knight faggot
GET THE FUCKOUTTAHERERIGHT NOW YOU HAVE NOPLACETOBECALLINGANY!ANYSHIATLIKETHAT
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has anyone ever told you that you look like a hermaphrodite Robert Plant?
oh I forgot to post an image with that.