I have a drinking game called I laugh, I drink, that I've been playing alone on /b/ on nights I drink alone (which sadly is a lot) Obviously, if someone posts something that makes me laugh I take a shot...
I haven't been drunk in weeks
try harder faggots
fuck you, you ruiner of threads
>inb4 u mad bro
>inb4 i really, really like this picture
Sorry mate, Interrupting your nightly mass am I?
I'm the same guy, just saging this shit as a big ol' "fuck you"
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my religion, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Ill try to save this thread
Lets start off easy
I don't get the bannana thing......"Hey guys I got a great idea lets ruin this thread by derailing it with bananas"........constantly bump thread, stays on front page when it probably would have just died.
OC browsing gsmarena, foreigners trying to talk english made me laugh a bit
HAHAHAHA LOL XXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!121!!!!12121!!!!!!
I have a dedicated banana folder.
Of course you do. You also probably have a folder dedicated to stuff like pic related
that's Dumblrdore to you mother fucker!
This is easily the 50th time ive been lurking around, seen a YLYL thread and immediately a slew of those faggot bannana shitstains appear. Fucking christ how has that mot gotten old yet????
Nana ? What's that? Some sort of internet?
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this website for good, FUCK
Yeah whatever nigger. Enjoy your life of putting bananas and cocks up your butt.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>link hover preview is part of native 4chan code
>trying to duckroll
move on, anon.