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GUYS I FUCKED UP. I REALLY REALLY FUCKED UP /B/ROS.
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Holy fucking shit, I can't believe this shit just happened!
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And what did you do ? Make that quick OP.
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>>580421952
Really? I can't believe it didn't happen before. Also I don't believe anything.
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>>580421845
on go
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I was kinda hungry, so I threw a frozen pizza in the oven a few hours ago, but then my boss called and I had to go to work and I completely forgot about the fucking pizza.
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story tiem?
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>>580422158
I find that hard to believe.
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I live with my parents, but they're out of town for the week on vacation. I'm supposed to be watching the dogs. Oh my god the dogs.
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>>580422264
I'm losing interest, keep going
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>>580422264
What you happened to the pizza?
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call 911 you stupid nigger. they go with the "Better safe than sorry" mentality.
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>>580422158

1. your boss you need to gp check on something
2. Speed to your house and check
3.pull out pizza
4.????
5.profit
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>>580422264
i knew that pizza

heartless asshole
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It's been like 2 hours at least. What if it's all gone? What if my house fucking burnt down.
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Call someone to check or call 911
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Leave cuz thats a good reason to.

Take a picture when you get home :D
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>>580422489
There there, look on the bright side, at least you won't have a home anymore
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>>580422554
>>580422414
>>580422373

I'm walking home at the moment. Doing this thread off my phone.
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>>580422489

call a friend or a neighbor to go over there and check your house. jesus, how fucking hard can it be?
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>>580422608
If your house burnt down, pics.
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>>580422623
it depends on the material it's made of and how long hast it been on fire
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>>580422601
This, without a home- you don't have to pay tax, rent, utilities or any of the crap. Think of the savings anon!
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I'm like a block away guys. I don't see any smoke, or firetrucks. Looks promising.
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>>580422748
also time stamp of burning house
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Waiting for potential
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>>580422889
It could of already happened, and your house is now a charred rekt

>>580422893
Also this
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>>580422889
Classic OP building up and destroying expectations in an expertly manner. Oh, well, at least we can always burn it down ourselves.
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>>580422889
oh fuck what if the dogs are dead because of the smoke from burning pizza?
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Masturbate on the burnt pizza. Then eat it with your dogs.
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Monitoring thread
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>>580423098
You let the dogs inside the house ?
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nigger, why should your house burn down?
ovens are created for hours of heating

pizza will just be burnt and dead
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Hey OP
Do you like tacos?
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time for lizards wizards
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>>580423132

This.
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>>580423356
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>>580423414
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>>580423414
I for one welcome our lizard wizard overlords.
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>>580423236
dont have dogs but yeah they would be in the house
problem?
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OP here, sorry guys. No house burning down. Just burnt pizza.

>>580423292
This faggot was right.
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>>580423356
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everything will smell like burnt shit
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>>580423546
Pics of the pizza
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>>580422414
the profit is the free pizza nigga i'll go to his house
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>>580423527
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>>580423592
this
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>>580423592
this
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There was smoke in my kitchen, I just opened some windows to air it out, even though its cold as shit outside. Turned off the oven, and took the pizza out.
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>>580423592
Do it OP
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also

>>580423592
this op. pls don't be a fag
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>>580423709
Pics or it didn't happen. Pizza or GTFO.
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pics or gtfo
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>>580423546
>>580423592
C'mon dude
pics or it didn't happen
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>>580423592
delivar pls!
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>>580422489
I hope someone burns your house down for wasting our time.
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>>580423660
op probably had some hot cheese pizza
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>>580423709
Post pics, faggot!
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>>580423954
Shit you're pizza's fucked, dude.
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Was it Cheese Pizza OP?
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>>580423954
PROFIT
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>>580423954
cum on it, put your dogs next to it and timestamp it
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>>580421845
>I may have burned my house down
>let me make a thread on 4chan about it before I check
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i kind of like it when people say /b/ros but also at the same time it's also kind of lame.
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>>580423954

Eat it faggot. It's the only thing that can de-shitify this thread
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>>580423954
I came
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>>580423954

That my boy, is a fine lookin' meal.
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>>580422759
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>>580423954
send it to africa
not only will it blend in, they can eat it
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>>580423954
eat the pizza.
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>>580423954
ITS THE PROFIT
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>>580423954
Not burnt enough, put it back in!
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Sorry guys, I've got to get back to work now.

Sorry my house wasn't burnt down.
I'll try harder next time.
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>>580423954
Good, now eat it
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>>580423954
OP Delivars! I am glad you didn't lose your house though, I know the pain of it, starting from the very beginning sucks ass.
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>>580423954

Eat up. Before it gets cold.
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>>580424192
faggot
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>>580424192
well this was a waste of time
wait throw that pizza at co worker you hate that mother fucker will be like a brick now
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calm down and take a stress pill OP
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>>580424192
See to it that you do
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>>580424339
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>>580424192
We'll be waiting.
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>>580424339
Go home, Google, you're drunk.
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Use pizza to cut wrists, deliver pics
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>>580424630
>MusicBee
Nice.
But then
>Norton
>Not upgraded to 8.1 yet
What are you doing?
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>>580424339
hi alex, go to bed alex
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>>580423954
fuck, worst than dead, pizza is nigger now
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>>580425202
it's 12 pm
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>>580425557
GO TO FUCKING BED ALEX
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>>580425735
fuck
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>>580425878
UWOTM8?
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>>580425878
You dun goofed Alex

Ebony, Jet and Spread NigNog magazine subscriptions inbound
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>>580426091
do it
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>>580424630
First tab: Guys I fucked

Alex likes the cock
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>>580426294
I'm sorry Alex

Do you forgive Me?
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>>580426808
Yeah
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>>580426376
> best of 4chan god tier
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>>580426376
That's actually not mine by the way
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>>580427060
YOU LIAR FUCKING CUNT DICK SHITTER!
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>>580427156
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>>580427408
I'm sorry Alex.
Do you Forgive me?
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>>580424061
this
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>>580427727
Yes. This was way more interesting than this thread
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>>580427408
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>>580428028
I made you a Pizza as a token of our Friendship
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>>580426000
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eat it
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>>580428725
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use it as a frizzbe
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>>580429067
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>>580429067
Rene Magritte was face-swapping way before Photoshop was even invented
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Papa johns sausage sensation station, may i take your order
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>>580429398
>Rene Magritte was face-swapping way before Photoshop was even invented
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>>580430209
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>>580430378
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>>580430378
>>580430687
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What the fuck happened to my thread?
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>>580430687
oh god
had to cover my mouth on that one
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>>580430687
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>>580430919
it was Alex
Alex just came in here and fucked everything up
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>>580430947
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>>580431047
Fucking Alex forgot to praise the sun.
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>>580431406
Do you even praise the Sun?
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>>580431606
How dare you, feeble cursed one!
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>>580431047
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>>580431606
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>>580432493
thanks Lori
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>>580432937
Stfu coral
Lori is kill
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>>580432937
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>>580433716
...and I'm out.
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>>580433867
fag
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>>580433945
Sry. Gotta go see a doctor.
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>>580434216
he can't cure your gayness
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>>580435272
I know. But he promised he'd suck muh dick, so...
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Holy shit why is this thread still alive?
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>>580435563
it's all Alex's fault
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>>580435563
apologize for not having your house burned down.
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>>580435563
We are waiting for him to come back from work
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>>580436307
>Him
Wat
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>>580425735
Its plaisir not plasir you fucking pleb
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>>580437346
Pardon my French
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>>580436079
Refer to >>580424192
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GUYS I FUCKED UP OH SHIT I FUCKED UP
was told to keep an eye on thread to make sure it died then my weaboo called and told me to get the fuck in here of fuck guys what i do my boss will kill me
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>>580423356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpSIKBF1IiA
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>>580423954
i came as well
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>>580438449
no you didnt faggot
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>>580436537

OP is gril
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