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Hey /b/, I'm at the mall, 69 decides what I do
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>>580269724


Shit in a basket and put it in the back of a shelf
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>>580269724
Shuffle around mumbling and don't make eye contact with girls.
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Sexually assault a toy horse
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Go to the food court, sit next to a random person and take a selfie with them holding up time stamp
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Put panties on your head.
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Make a pterodactyl costume out of crap you find lying around then savagely defend your nest.
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>>580269724
take a shit in the middle of the store
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Ask an old lady if you can smell her shoes
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>>580269724
rob the first store you see
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Follow around a black family like you're undercover security and ask them to leave and that it's store policy.
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Crab walk through the mall
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>>580269724
piss on the cash register
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>>580269724

Leave a Dollar on the fllor and take a photograph of who picks it up.

I bet they're a jew
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Approach a stranger and say there's a bomb in the mall that will go off if they raise the alarm and you need his help finding it then see how far you can take it
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Just stand still, staring straight ahead, not moving, and slowly pissing/shitting yourself. Remain in position silently for ten minutes.
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Sabotage all the escalators
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full nude, run around the mall yelling random shit
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Pull ur dick out and piss while you walk all the way to the bathroom
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Do everything ITT
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shit on the floor you pussy
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Creep shots and public masturbation
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>>580269724
1.Go to Victoria Secret.
2.Creep on cute girls buying underwear.
3.Post results
4.Profit
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FIND THE ROC GERMANY SAMPLE FROM EVIDENCES GREEN TAPE INSTRUMENTALS
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stick a finger in your ass and force strangers to smell it
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>>580270523

rerolling

Also if this wins all take bets on race of person picking it up.
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Pray in a pentogram made from yankee candles
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>>580269724
take more horizontal pictures of everything while i eat tacos.
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>>580269724
the fuck kinda mall has carpet?
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>>580269724
Drink bleach.
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Create a massacre
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>>580270975
rolling in the deep
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>>580271069
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Buy icecream and throw in some kids, younger the kid = more points
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>>580271069
Shit, WINRAR
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>>580270523
rollan for this

jew or nigger will pick it up
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Smother yourself with butter and penguin slide across the mall naked
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>>580271036
rolling

throw up on the carpet
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>>580271069
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>>580269724
Masterbate in front of some old ladys

pics or it didn't happen
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>>580271069
OP better fucking deliver
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>>580271069
Fucking winrar. You know what to do.
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>>580271069
OP deliver
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>>580271069
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>>580271069
lel
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OP WONT DELIVER FOR SURE HELP GUYS OP IS BEING THE TYPICAL FAGGOT HE ALWAYS IS!
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OP here, Should I blast away all the AT&T people?
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>>580271069
Oh shit
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>>580271069
OP won't deliver, too much of a faggot.
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>>580271069
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>>580271559
DO IT!
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>>580271559
do it faggot
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>>580271559
At least film yourself smacking the shit out of them.
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>>580271559
Go to the Apple store, you'll be helping humanity.
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>>580271559
go to the apple store. nobody will miss those faggots.
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>>580271069
massacre noun \ˈma-si-kər\
: the violent killing of many people

good luck
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>>580271559
nigger you know what to do
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Here goes nothing /b/ my last post ever
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>>580271975
Foking finally
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>>580271975
Don't forget evidence. Preferably timestamp as well.
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>>580271975
._.
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>>580271820

so much this

>>580271559

> OP will never deliver
> OP is and will forever be a faggot
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>>580271975

Where are you so we can check the news?
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>>580271975
film it faggot,
pretty please
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>>580271975
Try and get one last snap as the cops take you out
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>>580271975
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>>580271975
If OP delivers. I'll cri evry teim
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Archive this just in case he will deliver?
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>>580271975
He's not gonna do it, he's just telling us he's quitting /b/ so he doesn't have to deliver
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I might be on tv later so hi mom
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>>580271813
this
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>>580272629
AT&T sucks balls tho.. OP should flip a coin.
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ur all bad, mmkay
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>>580272765
If he is doing it, it has already started. I think he has already left.
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Someone screencap for future proof.
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>>580272450
>quitting /b/
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is OP gonna deliver?
>inb4 doesnt deliver
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>>580273473
Good point
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>>580273258
gonna do it. don't let thread die. bump with lolis or any other shit.
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>>580273692
here you go OP enjoy your bump
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keepin this shit alive
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bumping with comic
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>>580273692
careful what you wish for
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>>580273983
>>580274000
fuck you spideey
and nice trips
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bumping with a classic
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stayin aliiiiive
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>>580274319
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Shoplift female underwear you pussy
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>>580273972
lurking in that k bread
>mein nigger
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one more for good measure
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bump
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I'm buckling in for this shit
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>>580274740
ayy small world
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>>580274671
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Bumping with something dramatic/edgy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsR9dNSzcO8
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>>580269724
Piss in your own pocket
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>>580275169
now he has to do both
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>capatcha vegeta vsshis
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>>580275169
You're late but holy shit its 69
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>>580274956
lamo yeah
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>>580275169
while he's killing he'll piss at the same time
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>>580274976
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Did he where he lived so it would be easy to find on google news?
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>>580275169
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>>580274993
did he just pour perfectly good chocolate milk in the sink
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>>580275520
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>>580275536
i dont think he did where he lived because its lived where he did
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goto apple store and demand your kids back.
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I wonder what shit post we'll get out from this sperglord.
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>>580275654
indeed he did...
the fucker
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