Hey /b/, I'm at the mall, 69 decides what I do

>>580269724


Shit in a basket and put it in the back of a shelf

>>580269724
Shuffle around mumbling and don't make eye contact with girls.

Sexually assault a toy horse

Go to the food court, sit next to a random person and take a selfie with them holding up time stamp

Put panties on your head.

Make a pterodactyl costume out of crap you find lying around then savagely defend your nest.

>>580269724
take a shit in the middle of the store

Ask an old lady if you can smell her shoes

>>580269724
rob the first store you see

Follow around a black family like you're undercover security and ask them to leave and that it's store policy.

Crab walk through the mall

>>580269724
piss on the cash register

>>580269724

Leave a Dollar on the fllor and take a photograph of who picks it up.

I bet they're a jew

Approach a stranger and say there's a bomb in the mall that will go off if they raise the alarm and you need his help finding it then see how far you can take it

Just stand still, staring straight ahead, not moving, and slowly pissing/shitting yourself. Remain in position silently for ten minutes.

Sabotage all the escalators

full nude, run around the mall yelling random shit

Pull ur dick out and piss while you walk all the way to the bathroom

Do everything ITT

shit on the floor you pussy

Creep shots and public masturbation

>>580269724
1.Go to Victoria Secret.
2.Creep on cute girls buying underwear.
3.Post results
4.Profit

FIND THE ROC GERMANY SAMPLE FROM EVIDENCES GREEN TAPE INSTRUMENTALS

stick a finger in your ass and force strangers to smell it

>>580270523

rerolling

Also if this wins all take bets on race of person picking it up.

Pray in a pentogram made from yankee candles

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>>580269724
take more horizontal pictures of everything while i eat tacos.

>>580269724
the fuck kinda mall has carpet?

>>580269724
Drink bleach.

Create a massacre

>>580270975
rolling in the deep

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>>580271069

Buy icecream and throw in some kids, younger the kid = more points

>>580271069
Shit, WINRAR

>>580270523
rollan for this

jew or nigger will pick it up

Smother yourself with butter and penguin slide across the mall naked

>>580271036
rolling

throw up on the carpet

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>>580271069

>>580269724
Masterbate in front of some old ladys

pics or it didn't happen

>>580271069
OP better fucking deliver

>>580271069
Fucking winrar. You know what to do.

>>580271069
OP deliver

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>>580271069

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>>580271069
lel

OP WONT DELIVER FOR SURE HELP GUYS OP IS BEING THE TYPICAL FAGGOT HE ALWAYS IS!

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OP here, Should I blast away all the AT&T people?

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>>580271069
Oh shit

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>>580271069
OP won't deliver, too much of a faggot.

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>>580271069

>>580271559
DO IT!

>>580271559
do it faggot

>>580271559
At least film yourself smacking the shit out of them.

>>580271559
Go to the Apple store, you'll be helping humanity.

>>580271559
go to the apple store. nobody will miss those faggots.

>>580271069
massacre noun \ˈma-si-kər\
: the violent killing of many people

good luck

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>>580271559
nigger you know what to do

Here goes nothing /b/ my last post ever

>>580271975
Foking finally

>>580271975
Don't forget evidence. Preferably timestamp as well.

>>580271975
._.

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>>580271820

so much this

>>580271559

> OP will never deliver
> OP is and will forever be a faggot

>>580271975

Where are you so we can check the news?

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>>580271975
film it faggot,
pretty please

>>580271975
Try and get one last snap as the cops take you out

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>>580271975

>>580271975
If OP delivers. I'll cri evry teim

Archive this just in case he will deliver?

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>>580271975
He's not gonna do it, he's just telling us he's quitting /b/ so he doesn't have to deliver

I might be on tv later so hi mom

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>>580271813
this

>>580272629
AT&T sucks balls tho.. OP should flip a coin.

ur all bad, mmkay

>>580272765
If he is doing it, it has already started. I think he has already left.

Someone screencap for future proof.

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>>580272450
>quitting /b/

is OP gonna deliver?
>inb4 doesnt deliver

>>580273473
Good point

>>580273258
gonna do it. don't let thread die. bump with lolis or any other shit.

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>>580273692
here you go OP enjoy your bump

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keepin this shit alive

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bumping with comic

>>580273692
careful what you wish for

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>>580273983
>>580274000
fuck you spideey
and nice trips

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bumping with a classic

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stayin aliiiiive

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>>580274319

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Shoplift female underwear you pussy

>>580273972
lurking in that k bread
>mein nigger

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one more for good measure

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bump

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I'm buckling in for this shit

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>>580274740
ayy small world

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>>580274671

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Bumping with something dramatic/edgy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsR9dNSzcO8

>>580269724
Piss in your own pocket

>>580275169
now he has to do both

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>capatcha vegeta vsshis

>>580275169
You're late but holy shit its 69

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>>580274956
lamo yeah

>>580275169
while he's killing he'll piss at the same time

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>>580274976

Did he where he lived so it would be easy to find on google news?

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>>580275169

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>>580274993
did he just pour perfectly good chocolate milk in the sink

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>>580275520

>>580275536
i dont think he did where he lived because its lived where he did

goto apple store and demand your kids back.

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I wonder what shit post we'll get out from this sperglord.

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>>580275654
indeed he did...
the fucker