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just so you know, im lurking. i'll be here until thread 404

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>>580224640
seems like im the only one. which is good

holy shit this is beyond cringeworthy

>>580225123
hush you're going to scare my people off

Seriously, bro, you're barking up the wrong tree. Welcome to 4chan...

I'm an aspiring (I hate that word, but it's the best I can think of at the moment) comedian. I've been writing stand up for years, and have several hundred pages of starting points, full ideas, sketches, scripts, etc. I used to be inseparable from my video camera as a kid. Anyway, I love comedy. I've studied and read everything I've been able to get my hands on for as long as I can remember. I keep typing, I keep creating, I keep dreaming...but I'll never do it. Why? Because I freeze up on stage. I bombed (comedian's term for fucking up really badly on stage) my first time in February of 2013, and haven't returned since.

My writing is a defense mechanism now. I write with high hopes. I write, smiling and happy. But I'm writing for nobody. Writing for nothing. I have thoughts of "Oh, I'll get up there, it'll happen soon".

It won't happen soon. I won't just wake up one day and be ok with getting up on stage again. It's a fallacy and all I'm doing is trying to convince myself that everything's going to work out. In my head, I'm already out there doing it. I don't ever care about being big. I just want to make people laugh. I know nobody will read this, but it feels good to type this out. Thanks /b/ros.

>>580225382
Do videos maybe, or make a blog or something? I feel sorry for you, I've never been scared of being funny in front of people. It's ok.

>>580225382

you know what? you're funny. even though life is throwing all shit on you, you keep on going.

i may never read or hear your joke, but you inspire me. making people laugh isnt the only way to get to their heart :]

>>580225570
I don't have problems being funny with my friends or family, or even people I meet. It's just something about the stage that freezes me up. I could have a perfectly worded joke and then as soon as I get up on stage I'll end up jumbling it up unintentionally. I've thought about doing videos and I think I'm going to start when I can get a day or two off from work.

>>580225584
Thanks anon (: With how shitty the world is, the best thing you can do for another person is to make them forget about all that shit for a little while and enjoy a laugh together. That's all I want to do, even if it's not bringing any money in.

Well okay, here it goes.
Strugling at EE studies, but have huge knowledge in practical use, been playing with soldering iron since i was a kid, designing and building gutar effect pedals and tube amps, have this idea that I have been working on with a friend of mine, related to effect building, we think its something new that has not been done yet, the problem is: how to actually make money out of our product?

>>580225382
you're not a comedian, you're a fucking joke. Anyone can type their feelings but nobody actually gives a fuck. Especially not these two >>580225570
>>580225584
they just want to talk to you so you'll give the emos the attention they need. If you are scared of being on a stage like 90% of other first timers, go try to be funny somewhere else.

>>580225913
yes anon! do start. im sure you'll overcome your stage fright.

>>580225921
haha i dont know anon sorry. i hated soldering in shop class because mine is sloppy but i learned from it to not take things seriously and to dare to make mistakes. soldering is da real shit


>>580226136
whats wrong with people wanting attention

use depression as shield to never try and to alienate family and friends. no friends for over a decade. don't miss them. generally dislike/loathe anyone i'm not related to. dog is dead. siblings all grown up. had a dream i married and named my four sons after the characters in ghostbusters. trying to drag self away from computer to bathe which i do infrequently. only romantic attachment a one sided stalker type thing. she got scared. bad year. weathers shit but must walk. shopping tonight. chicken for dinner. spend the time reading kick ass fanfiction or bathe.

>>580225921
I was studying in engineering for a little while in college. I still do it as a hobby at home, and have built several talkbox designs for my guitar. My advice, make it look nice and bring it to some local music shops. See if they'll carry it. Keep perfecting your product and someone will notice.

Why the fuck can't I sleep if I go to bed before 1am, had maybe 6 hours of sleep the night before so was tired even, woke up at fucking 3 am with huge amounts of anxiety, and haven't been able to fall asleep since, man fuck my body god fucking damn

>>580226371
hey anon i can be your friend if you dont mind. anon i suggest reading philosophy and reading lots of famous books in general. it'll help seriously. also sometimes we get depressed for no actual reasons at all, it's just the chemical in the brain mixing up. have you tried to get medications?

im glad you have something enjoyable to do. whats the fanfiction is about?

I wake up every day realising I'm a huge faggot

>>580226626
are you eating healthy and exercising anon? a trick i use to fall asleep is to think/watch/concentrate on my breathing only. that way my mind is empty and i can easily slip into sleep. breathing is kinda neat

>>580226829
same here

>>580223334
enis benis menis

I pee in the kitchen sink all the time. I dont know why I do it. I just do.

Suck muh kek

>>580226858
Don't exercise as much as I should, I try but lose the habit in like a week. The problem with that for me though is when I think I worry (A fair amount of anxiety issues) which speeds up my heart rate which makes it pretty hard to sleep. As for just focusing on breathing though that has worked pretty well, but it's an issue for me because my nose just doesn't really work (Not really sure why it's just virtually clogged the majority of each day) so breathing through my nose doesn't work and breathing through my mouth obviously dries my mouth up which is kind of annoying

want to watch a movie. Can't find a promising one I haven't seen yet. fml

>>580227143
ops a fag is pretty good you should check it out

have this girl that repeatedly stay's for the night (live in a dorm). never get up the courage to even try and do something. dont think i am in any sort of a friend zone but i guess i am afraid of rejection, because she is known to friend guys but i feel i have something diffrent and a chanse. but to much of a pussy to do anything. i really suck.

>>580227298
>chanse

>>580227013
its a great way to combat water contamination

>>580227098
do something crazy and maybe you'll realize that life can only get so bad! dont worry anon just take life lightly we're all are going to die one day. people always seems to think life is big, that destiny is some sort of an award like the nobel prize, but this is the real thing. its the day to day life. you'll recover from mistakes. life is complicated don't worry there's always a way.

>>580227143
i just saw fight club its good.

>>580227229
even better, go watch brokeback mountain. its not purely gay.

>>580227298
or just let go of her. is she worth it anon?

>>580227298
>chanse
there is no fucking excuse for that.

>>580225382
The fact you gave in to writing such a pathetic post makes you a fag, stop trying to be a troubled writer and just do it if you like it scumbag i hate you

>>580227382
saw fight club and brokeback mountain already. That's my problem: I watch so many movies that I'm running out of ideas

>>580227382
See I already kind of realize that, that shit happens and I'll get over it, life is shitty and beautiful at the same time because of how complex shit gets so it's better to just let things roll, but even knowing that I still find myself worrying about every little thing, even things that really don't merit THAT much worry. For the most part can rationalize it out of my brain but there are times like when I'm trying to sleep and those worries don't just affect me emotionally but physical, there is like no way to sleep when your heart is just thumping away

>>580227098
also dont ever mouth breath it'll fuck up your jaw/neck and you'll look like the legendary chin-chan

>>580227483
he's a soldier im pretty sure he will

>>580227545
go see the newer ones maybe? i heard interstellar is pretty good. idk i havent watch it.

http://www.imdb.com/chart/top

heres a list of top movies all time in case you didnt know

>>580227545
Watch an old movie you haven't seen those before

I have been messing with this one guy and last night he said that he's not sure that he wants to be with me and now I'm stressed as fuck about it

>>580227676
I'd like to not breath to my mouth anon really, but it's usually my only choice

>>580227762

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>>580227762
do you like rough sex

All fields

>>580227675
oh anon now i totally get what you're saying. i always have it too sometimes. like im afraid suddenly ill get als suddenly or some shit. but mine isnt bad though. have you see a doctor? its a common problem.

>>580227762
fuck that guy. find someone else.

protip: you cannot fulfill your emotional fantasy ever. this is great gatsby all over again. its just fantasy. accept it and be free!

>>580227776
you might have nasal polyp or something. get it checked

Just recently decided to give up on women. GF, wife, and childten are things that happens to other people.

I feel liberated, actually. Like I don't even really care anymore.

>>580227676
Watched Interstellar yesterday, I liked it.
Yeah I went through the imdb charts a few times, forgot about it this time though. There should still be quite a few I'm missin, thanks for the idea!

>>580227698
any recommendation? I saw everything from Alfred Hitchcock and most of the better known classic comedies like Dr. Strangelove and Arsen and Old Lace

>>580227976
I'm lonely as fuck and he's the only one I have been able to be with without pouring spaghetti out of my pockets

>>580227976
Yeah kinda, I'm already prescribed buspirone and hydroxizine for anxiety (even though hydroxizine doesn't do shit) and anti-depressants from past things not so depressed anymore, but the anti anxiety only helps so much it's usually pretty effective but something the physical effects just outweigh the drugs

>>580228051
Maybe I should it didn't used to be as bad as it is now sometimes I could actually use it to breathe at night, there's this ear thing I need to get looked at too anyway

I am a soldier, and come across a large amount of the same girls on a daily basis. I chat with them when I see them. My friend and fellow soldier told me I have a chance with some of them, for sure, if only I tried.
I am 22 and never had a girlfriend. Never asked a girl out, and never tried to step up any relationship with an acquaintance.

I don't know how.

>>580228078
in life, do whatever works. find something that makes you happy.

you feel liberated. thats what important right?

dont stress on love. it should be the cherries on the cake, not the cake itself. if it comes then welcome it.

>>580228142
imma pour my noodle in your butt have you ever done anal

>>580223334
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>>580223953
these are really good quotes.

>>580228248
goodluck anon

>>580228264
theres no secret to it. just ask. sometimes things are simpler than you think.

if you dont start you'll never get anywhere because you wont make mistakes and wont learn.

nothing to lose anon. shame is useless.

>>580228142
dont just give up yet im sure you'll find someone :]

>>580228358
no but i'd like to try

i refuse to love men fully due to the fact that i hate the world for making me cry everyday in school for being gay

>>580228607
if you like it, then read White Oleander. its really motivational but the plot is so.. terrifying. its good.

the first quote i picked from reddit.com/r/quotesporn

>>580228729
you havent met the right guy :]

How long's it been since I took my medicines. Something like 4 months I think? Eh, not important, the voices aren't that bad usually.

It's going to be a very depressing week and a half considering I won't be able to hear from my girlfriend the entire time

>>580229664
why dont you take it? it might get worse you know. maybe itll be more than just voices?

>>580229758
itll be over before you knew it. cheer up anon some things in life we cant run from. it could have been worse

>>580226626
you on some type of anxiolytic homie? Im not a huge fan of medications but I just started prozac and it actually made a huge difference for me in terms of controlling my anxiety. I was exercising and all that shit before hand but this sort of tipped me over the edge in a good way

Put my cursor in the disco, and since I'm on a Mac my cursor is black.. So I was the minority..

But anyways. I have chronic depression and I find myself sleeping with numerous 6/10's to 8/10's from my university. And I'm not sure if I use it as a coping mechanism for my depression, or if I am a nymphomaniac.

>>580227013
lel. I definitely do this at my boys house whenever i stay over because the bathroom is on the 3rd floor and I sleep on the couch next to the kitchen.

>>580227143
you fuck with foreign movies? I suggest any korean thriller on netflix

i dont know if i will ever get out of this house and away from these controlling people

>>580227976
OP, youre a fucking cool guy. Thank you for making this thread.

>inb4 derrr OP is fagget, /b/ is shit these days derrrrr

>>580221206
We raid Bill Cosby's Facebook saying he is our rapist hero.

>>580229764
Switched to phone so ignore ID change.
I take it for paranoid schizophrenia and don't take it because I think it's normal to feel the way I do. Not to mention the medicine is 3,000 dollars a month! Before you ask it's called abilify and it sucks dick!

>>580230454

I concur, for once OP is a faggot.

>>580228078
and now you will have women my friend.

>>580230235
hey at least your cursor ruled the dance floor. have you seen a counselor?

>>580230310
speaking about korean film, i definitely love Blind [2011]. its awesome.

>>580230387
you will. thats the thing about being surrounded by controlling people, they make life seems hopeless.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battered_person_syndrome

>>580230454
aw thanks!

>>580230517
holy crap. do you have insurance?

>>580230551
its true. i am. im gay lol

Doing good actually. Just got over a cold at work smoking a cigarette and relaxing. Finalizing paper work on buying my gf a user car for her and her job. She makes me happy, just wish she was a little bit more stand up ish I guess. I have to be the one who does all the talking and haggling a deal finishing. It's fine but just want to make sure she'll be able to do it while I'm not there. Been with her for about a year now and I just know I'm going to marry her. Hope everyone is having as good of day as me.

You fucking cunt. I started to mean it when I aid I love you too. I started thinking that maybe just maybe someone as amazing as who I thought you were was genuinely as interested in me as you kept saying you were... I hope you rot.

>>580230647
Thanks OP. That helped.

>>580230823
haha you're sweet! keep it up. when people get in a relationship they usually change each other in a way. im sure she'll learn. besides you know what they say, necessity is the mother of invention.

>>580230924
lol what is this? unrequited love?? go on and listen to some kickass songs. you'll get over it.

>>580230235
I think youre just a normal dude in uni homie. Although sleeping with multiple women could be considered overcompensation for lack of self confidence or self respect. Maybe look into that?

>>580230924
People always put on a facade. Don't let it make you a cynic though, just realize that is part of life and that they are doing it for a reason.

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>>580231191
Very true op well you have a great day /b/ro I've got to get back to work. Keep up the good work you are doing here and don't let em get you down.

>>580223334
i'm still in love of jenny

>>580231761
Me to am still in love of Jenny.

>>580231659
sure thing captain!

>>580231761
without love life is routine.

theres more to life than jenny anon! explore

She told me she loved me, but I don't know if I can believe that. I don't really love myself. But I love her. And it's not often that I can say why I love a woman, other than she'll tolerate me. But she sees more in me, through all the fucked up things I've done. And for the past year she's been there for me no matter what. When I got addicted to heroin, she was there. when I got a felony, she was there.

It would be so perfect, we could love eachother. If only we weren't in different states.

I have work in less then an hour and Im ill, like shivers, coughing , mucus running Ill. I know it infectious this shit smhas gone through 3 people in my house and my supervisor still expects me to come into work. I work in food service.

/B/ what do?

>>580232031
Pardon the grammar I feel like shit.

>>580231952
be strong anon. trust her after all you've been through together. you're strong and you know it

>>580232031
cant call in sick? if you cant then you have to soldier through. its okay ill eat your snot

>>580232145
its okay we get what you're saying. thats what language is for after all

>>580230647
Haha insurance... yeah but still expensive plus I like the feeling of being insane.

>>580232353
Whats on your mind OP? You seem like a guy that has it figured out.

Being the one picked out of thousands of other cunts

>>580232698
do you have auditory/visual hallucinations? are you self-aware of the paranoia when it comes to?

>>580232353
I trust her. I trust her and I love her so much. I know I'll do something to ruin it, I always do. I just don't know if I'm really that strong. She tells me I am. But when I express the true deep love I have for a woman it usually scares them away. Do I tell her? Do I tell her that she's my life right now, that she's the one thing that keeps me going? That I'm totally and hopelessly in love and dependent on her? It feels like when I say "I love you" it only skims the surface of my feelings. How do I express this? How do I make her understand the way I feel without appearing a freak?

You're doing gods work anon. This is the first time I've just sat down and typed what I feel without thinking. Thanks.

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I keep asking myself, why didn't Matt Taylor just show one of these pictures to "defend" himself? (Defend from something he isn't even supposed to be considering).
>pic related

For fuck's sake, these feminists are fucking retarded, if it only were possible to PUNCH some common sense into them.

They're the result of women who don't work.
Women whose husbands work their asses off while they stay at home, whining on the internet, pretending to be something they clearly are not.

>>580232698
im sorry anon cant do much. virtual hug to you.

>>580232783

haha not really. my life is complicated and im just keeping it that way, suspended. fuck that shit yo

>>580232852
what do you mean? you're harry potter?

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Sup' anon's

Alright so I'm in kinda of a pickle and I don't know what to do. So recently (like 5 months ago or so) I started working in a really well payed job and by this time now I'm one of the best at what you have to do there. (In this case I'm an online casino dealer) and for the first time I'm earning quite good amount of money. As I finished high-school and dropped out of college, I went to USA to work for the previous summer and that didn't really work out.

The main idea, I'm still living with my parents, and even though I love them, i want to get out of this place. But at the same time I have had my drivers licence for two years already and all I've been doing is using my parents OPEL ASTRA, and now I have a chance to get a car on my own. So, should I get apartment witch would be more costly or go for a car which is about 2000 euros?

Seems like I suck at expressing my thoughts, as for it seems like a complete nightmare, what I wrote here

>>580232353
Bro can you honestly say you'd want a sick person making you a subway sandwich? And yea I called in today, but they wanted me to find a replacement, store has 4 employees, myself included, and 2 are already scheduled

>>580233104
Yeah was a bit vague, I mean like I always seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, and people always pick me out as doing something wrong or illegal even tho I haven't done anything

>>580233076
I would suggest not being quite so dramatic about it but definitely let her know how much you appreciate everything she has done for you and how much you love her. Start working on yourself though because even though she is there to help you and lift you up, you gotta help her help you. Otherwise, she could get frustrated and feel hopeless. I'm sure you do things for her as well that youre not aware of. Begin improving yourself and be thankful for her as well.

>>580233097
america you funny

>>580233076
keep doing what you're doing. its working right? you wont fuck it up. im sure she knows you love her. i know. you dont need to say anything, thats the magical thing. the sound of silence.

>>580233134
lesser of two evil yo. i rather eat that subway than you lose your job.

>>580233104
you in high school? what suspended for?

>>580233132
its time your parents let you go. is your job a stable one? if its not then better get a car

>>580233310
what is it? tell me more. we all have those moments anon

>>580233504
i mean, im not sorting my life out. im just going through it like a cow lol

>>580233132
do you need to commute for your job? sounds like you dont. I would move out. You end up maturing like crazy when you do

By boner is stuck on this site and in life till i found porn magazine with femanons... Actual had 9-10 yrs...

>>580233604
Dickheads destroyed car in shop parking lot and ran off, went to get in my car parked about 10m away, cops show up and assume I did it, had to get security camera footage to prove innocence from store

Why the fuck do I think I need an emotional connection to every women I fuck. The latest one was straight whore status.

And yet I still care.

I'm taking a huge shit at work is my favorite activity. I've trained my instestine to take shits only on work time. Weekends I hold up a little bit and on mondays the shit is hugemoungus.

>>580233907
http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net/

heres to you and everyone else.

>>580234084
maybe you're just lonely? or you have a big heart

>>580234123
getting paid to shit. just.. wow

I'm pretty sure a girl is going to try and kiss me at a party i'm going to and i'm going to tell her i'm not attracted to anything (males, females) so that she doesn't feel bad.
That's definitely not the case though.

>>580223334
You're all faggots

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>>580233609
Yeah, I have to commute to my work, otherwise it takes twice as long to get it to work with public transport and at the same time I'm kinda sick of using the public transport, been riding it for past few years.
>>580233604
My Job has a stable pay, yes, but I still have some other debts to pay. I just thought that getting a car would take me just a couple of moths to pay back, and after that I could have the car on my own and then I could search for a place to live. I wouldn't really mind staying at home for the next six to eight months. I don't know.

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Cut ties with my ex because she was a lying cunt, I have a drinking problem that needs to stop so I can make something of myself.
I just met a really cool chick who's a yoga instructor and is in the same boat as me, supposed to take her out to dinner on Sunday, we shall see if that happens.. I don't know bros, I got 99 problems and a bitch is one .

>>580234297
thats good anon. if it doesnt mind you do it.

>>580234383
born this way bby

>>580234483
i think thats a good idea. goodluck then

>>580234584
you're halfway there anon. realizing that its a problem is a great leap.

>>580234483
sounds like you got the decision figured out then my man

>>580234293
Likely a combination of both. What to do what to do. I seem to be drawn to the type that I know won't be what I need from the start.

29 now shit is getting old

>>580232908
Ya. Auditory mostly voices. I don't think I'm bring paranoid I'm being realistic

>>580232908
I used to get that shit from class A drug abuse when I was around 18,

Used to get moments were I swear to baby jeebus I though there was a slim chance people could hear my thoughts - freaky shit

>>580234956
why are you drawn towards them? try getting yourself hurt. find the 'right' girl to settle down.

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>>580234732
>>580234737
Thanks guys, I just needed to check if my idea seemed reasonable.

>>580223334
i want to fuck my girl on shrooms but i can't find any

>>580225382
I have the same problem with music. I've recently started writing and recording but I'm too nervous to go on stage. I've accepted that the only people who will here it are on the internet which isn't bad.

>>580235517
check golf courses, thats were I find mine

I think i'm into traps

I'm a failure as a "musician". I never even liked electronic music anyway, I wanted to do something more stripped back and acoustic. People say they like my new album, but i think they're just being nice.

>>580235559
hey the people on the internet are people in real life too. we are the passerby, the government, the street vendors. if people like it on the internet im sure they'll like it in real life too.

dont be afraid anon. do it and only then you'll know. you dont want to spend your whole life later on wandering what if you become a successful musician.

>>580235817
its cool. sexuality is crazy. im sure many people are but they just havent explored their sexuality

>>580235983
who are the people?

>>580236130
People i know, mostly. I couldn't afford advertising, so it'd be a one in a million chance anyone else is really going to hear it.

>>580236304
put it on youtube. hey anon, most artists start out as normal people

I want to have sex with a girl but she is younger so I can't.

>>580236493
you people's age?

I've been really sad lately. I miss my ex-best friend a lot. A lot, really. WE loved each other. Maybe we were even more than friends. We kissed, we cuddled, we hugged. We said "I love you" more times than I can count, Jesus. And then she left me. Because she thought that I was jealous of her. I mean, what the fuck? But it still makes me sad, thinking about her. I don't think my new friends and best friend love me the way she did. Fuck me.

>>580236594
me 23, she 16

>>580236392
It's on youtube, itunes, amazon... Not getting any views, sadly.

>>580236804
try soundcloud

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I have no doubts that I'll be caught one day and thrown in jail.

Hey guys, pretty sure my gf and I are going to break up today. I still feel there's a chance in getting her to believe things will get better, and better for longer than a week or two. Any advice on how to convince her?

>>580236874
Caught for what?

I'm a utilitarian humanist agnostic atheist capitalist. I dont like people and I'm lonely.

>>580236964
then stop labelling yourself in such a pretentious way, faggot

>>580236804
link please! maybe its not your time yet

>>580236631
hey i totally know that feel. i lost a best friend too but for no reason at all. we just moved to different schools and suddenly it was over.

just let her go man. not for her, but for you. it happens, life is a bitch.

>>580236707
maybe wait for a year??

>>580236926
prove it to her. whats the problem actually?

>>580236874
whatcha do anon watcha do

>>580236964
why are you lonely? are you meeting people?

>>580237325
heaven you angry because he doesnt believe in you?

>>580236016
Thank you!

At least i know i like girls. <3

I am going to suffer for a felony, damage to property. I will be a felon, with huge fines, and possibly jail time. I will lose my home and possibly career. My family will suffer with me. I don't want to live that way. I have maybe 2 months.

>>580237403
https://itunes.apple.com/bm/album/c.h.e.m.o.n.a.i.d./id913631762
should come up if you search chemonaid on google.

I don't hate myself but would really think if I killed myself right now many problems that exist for my family today would no longer be there

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>>580237403
We've been dating for two years, and we had a small break at about 1.5 years because neither of us were happy at the time. We weren't happy because we both felt like we weren't changing to suit each other. We went for it again, and 7 months later, we're at the same problem.

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>>580226626
Holy shit. Are you me?

>>580233404
So I just talked to her and explained how I feel. It went really well. Thanks for the courage man.

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>>580237943
bit too literal there mate

I'm a few months away from being completely out of money and financially rekt. I'm injured and can't get another job, but don't qualify for any benefits (I've checked) because I made good money before I got hurt. GF has no idea how bad it's gonna be in a few months. Feel bad but it's no use worrying her about it. Busting my ass now to get something going for cash but have to smile and act like everything is cool when inside I feel like freaking the fuck out. Oh well. That's just how it is. Gotta put on the big boy pants and just figure it out.

op here, messed up shortcuts so thread was closed. dk if id is still same

>>580237545
dont be so morbid anon. they'll cope. its not as bad as you think. trust me on this one

>>580237828
you've dated her since she was 15? idk anon is 16 the consent age there?

>>580237681
i really dig it but i dont know much about music. i suggest you share it on tumblr and reddit.

>>580237860
yeayy anon thats wonderful!

>>580238107
best luck to you anon

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Keep being stubborn, sweetie. Not wanting to realize that you've made a mistake is taking its toll. At first, I wasn't sure. Now I know you do it out of masochism. Changing careers is not giving up, in your case it's realizing you don't like what you are studying at all. But of course, the perfect girl who never failed at anything can't stand being bad at something so she must go on even when you hate what you are studying. Keep wasting your life. Rest assured, I won't be around when you finally explode, so maybe then... just maybe you will realize what the person who loved you the most had been telling you this whole time. I'm growing tired of your bullshit.

Sometimes I wonder why I stopped waiting for a redhead gf. Btw, /b/ > /adv/. OP is not a faggot.

>>580225382
Alpha here. Wake up and smell the coffee. Are you going to stand up and face your fears? Or die unhappy knowing you didn't achieve your dreams. MAKE YOUR DREAM A REALITY FAGGOt!

>>580223334
Life.

There was this girl (10/10 qt3.14) I met via one of my best friends (we were skyping back then).

Somehow (don't really know exactly how it happened I got her number), but I was very scared of meeting her in person. Why? I started developing acne, while everyone around me was completely clean, I was the one who just had to had acne.

Then I became very self-conscious (meanwhile still texting the girl, but hell no I'm not meeting her IRL she'll have to meet me when my face clears up and I don't have to deal with my face changing depending on how it feels).

After a year, the girl starts dating my best friend who starts doing weed, our ways seperate (we didn't really talk that much anymore and he goes to a different school), I also stopped talking to the girl.

I don't know how much time passes, girl apparently broke up with my friend (because of the weed n' shit), but I retexted the girl again, we start talking and she starts to like me again (I realize how much I missed talking to someone like that), she even sent me 2 pics of her in a bra to compare her boobs with some other pretty girl I know (don't exactly know why she did though, but she has big ones, which is very nice).

>cont.

>>580238952
We meet up that summer (I finally dare to say 'ok', I guess she had a good time because she started messaging me on fb as soon as I was online), but I didn't really "feel" it, I guess I was too nervous?

Anyway, that same summer she dates another guy (he's the nephew of her best friend, which cauesed some shit), he dumps her right before her exams, I retext her (I stopped talking to her again because I was mad at her) and after a while we start talking regularly again, now she's dating some guy who's around 6 years older, studying to be a doctor, but his parents don't seem to like girls from the region she's coming from (his parents are very conservative), and I simply talk to her from day to day now, sometimes helping her with her problems,
The wost part? I don't even mind anymore, I was too beta to go after her at first, I guess I have to live with it now.

I don't even think I would dare to do it now, I'm still struggling with my self-consciousness. I don't have a problem giving a presentation or standing in front of an audience, but talking to the girl you like -, without having to worry about anything and having a good time, I admire you guys who can, don't disappoint me and seize every opportunity life gives you.

Go after her Anons, despite anxiety, depression, or if you just think you're unappealing.

My name's Julian. Julian Smith, to be precise.

Here's my exact address:

>>580238671
She's 20 now, and I'm 19.
So I was 17, and she was 18.
Dating consent here? Not sure if Canada has a set age. Unless you're referring to sex, yeah it's 16 here.
A little more specific of the problems are;
Problems with me: She feels I'm manipulative ( everyone is lets be real, to some extent)
And I don't make her feel supported.
Problems with her: She doesn't communicate her problems with me, one day she's saying she can see us having kids ( >implying )
and the next thing I know she's trying to break up with me.
Also she's uncomfortable talking about personal issues so that fucks me hard.

How can I make her simmer down, and realize she might be making a rash decision. That, or how can I convince her to give the relationship another month or so and see if it improves after we talk?

If hyoomans are going to ship other humans onto another planet to start a colony there or a science laboratory or for any reason were to stay at that planet... I am going to blow this shit thing ship up before it leaves the fucking ground. By any means neccessary.

>>580238846
but i am a faggot

>>580239048
hugs.

dont make the same mistake again or if you have the chance for her again, go for it. im sure you learned a lot by her side.

>>580239241
im interested. are you my saviour?

>>580239683
its because she's young. why dont you people take a break for a month. it cant be forced you know she might cheat on you if you drag it.

>>580239836
whyy lmao?

>>580238671
Went through a trauma as a kid that left me closed off. Moved to a new city. Met a girl who's super persistent. Poked me day after day to open up. I did. Went away for work for a year. Got depressed. She stopped all contacts. Asked her why. No reply. Asked her if we're still friends or ever were. Said I was simply "a character who needed help". Having an awful difficult time trusting people again. Some days are good, some days not so much. The light inside is broken, but at least I'm still here.

I really want to try some new drugs, but I don't want my existing friends to judge me and think I am some sort of loose cannon. Have tried weed and MDMA, would like to try Mkat and Ketamine

>>580240034
Nah, you are not. Why everyone want to be a faggot all of a sudden?

>>580240087
ah its classic. there are people like that, who socialize for themselves. but she shouldnt bait you to open up if shes going to do that, thats not nice. dont worry anon not all of us are like that. ive met plenty nice people here in shitville. its usually the bad people that leave an impression on us. why is that huh


>>580240089
i dont know much about drugs. is that drug bad?

>>580240212
im gey

>>580240565
Yeah they are pretty wacky, idk I just want to experience it

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>>580240565
Oh... well, fuck you OP.

>>580240839
im sure the 'loose canon' label will come off. hey after all they're missing out right? ive heard suicidal people doing shrooms suddenly love live. just dont get addicted lol

>>580223334
Basicly there are diffrent generations of gods in polytheistic religons
first generations represents the stars and the universe
their children will be stuff like the planets and the sun and moon
their children will be the gods who directly interact with humans giving us technology and shit

creepy part is this goes for every polytheistic religon in the world same setup diffrent names and diffrent stories

i belive that once upon a time these stories where methapores for actuall shit then with time, the rewritting the stories and retelling of the stories they lost all the original vavlue and knowledge and they became nothing more then myths

basicly i think we hade everything figured out a long time ago then something happend

homosapiens are theorized to have existed for 195,000 years
yet we only know about 8000 years of our history
it took us from 6000 BC to get to where we are today
thats only 8000 years
in those 195,000 years we have been homosapiens we could have gotten from using stone tools to sitting infront of a computer 24 times

im just sayin mabey we were as technologicly advanced 30,000 years ago as we where in the dark ages
everything we built out of was made from stone and wood and iron in those days so no evidence would be left for us today

mabey we where the anicent aliens

im new to this website, where can i login with my facebook account?

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>>580240034
That is true, scarily true kek.
On our first month break it wasn't mutual like the current. I had suspected she was attracted to another guy, low and behold I was a prophet.
She ended up getting with another guy too, but after a month she came crawling back.
During the first break, I finally stopped being a little bitch after like 3 weeks, and started hitting it off with another grill. Ended up doing things, didn't feel right though, like i wasn't ready to move on. Cut it off with her, and she was kinda like hyper into me so she got a little crazy.

Anyway, to the point. I feel like that is a very, very likely possibility if we take a break she'll come back. The dilemma to me is, I feel like I'm being walked on, when she can pick and choose to leave and enter this relationship. If I wanted an open one, I'd be in it.

Not fucking your guys' asses but pic related to chick that got a little psycho for me.

>>580240839
Mkat = miauw miauw?

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>>580241032

>>580241198
you have to go to www.lemonparty.org to sign up

I want you all to send me money for charity

I'm poor and damaged from an accident and the healthcaresystem fucks me

>>580241061
I'll try not get lol, I know some guy who does Ket everyday and isn't in the greatest state of mind

>>580241280
Yeah, it's very easy to get in England

>>580240565
Been going to therapy for over a year. Therapist often compares my symptoms similar to those of a rape victim. Everything reminds me of her. Therapist suggested a few options. There's one extreme option that I'm seriously considering. She told me to move away somewhere far where no one from my past would find me. Get new identity if I have to. The idea is to cut off all connections to the past.

>10 months ago
>i find out a girl likes me
>bla bla bla fast forward 5 months
>ask her out
>she's out of town, promises to give me a call when she's back
>never does
>september, see her again
>pretends like nothing has happened
>shows attraction again
>ok i go with the flow, show that i'm interested too
>I again try to makes us closer by touching her and attempting to start conversation
>for some reason I can't create emotional connection with her, we never hang out together (the same happened months ago)
>although she always locks eyes with me from distance, and blushes when i talk to her
>assume she's shy from me (alhtough her real personality is loud and extraverted)
>month passes, she starts ignoring me for some reason (while being very close with one of her male friends)
>after a week or so she again tries to gain my attention
>that's it for me, i'm tired of this bullshit (my thoughts)
>i just treat her as acquaintace from that moment
>don't show any interest in her
>every day i see how she glances at me
>idk wat to do

On one hand I want to fuck her, but on other whatever I do it leads me nowhere. I'm tired of her bs. Need some advice, should I forget her or attempt to do something again?

>>580241091
how do you know who i am?

>>580241259
omg she is crazy. dont stick your dick in crazy. are you trying to get serious with her?

>>580241532
well have fun then

>>580241479
im too just scraping by

>>580241591
what do you have to lose if you move away?

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>>580241809
The pic is of the one I got with DURING the break, and she was the tad crazy one.

Pic related is the gf I've had for two years, and am trying to make it go longer.

>>580241809
family, friends, a stable high paying job (my field pays a lot but it is rather hard to find an opening), any chance of ever getting the closure I badly need...

http://kageshi.com/rooms/thevault

streaming porn

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Peter and the Joker

Do you wanna know how I got these scars?

> be 11 and happy
> thought I was cool and all the girls wanted me
> all the girls in class decide to rank the boys on their hotness
> me = 13/14
> #14 kid in class was the special needs kid named Peter so I was just above tard hot
> all the boys find out and make fun of me on the soccer field
> tell them to fuck off and just play soccer,
> "who cares what they think dudes, lets just play"
> a few minutes later I score. I was pretty good at soccer.
> the goalie comes up from behind me while I am jumping for joy (it was receess but it might as well have been the world cup) and kicks my back
> fall to ground
> other kids jump in and start stomping on my face
> "you ugly fuck" they screamed as they spit on me
> my face was bloodied and even more fucked
> no recess supervision to see (fucking teachers)
> heard the ground rumble as I lay there motionless taking kick after kick
> Peter the tard (#14) rushes in from the tire swings
> he body checks one kid, bitch slaps another, and then starts spitting at everyone he could see
> he was like a spitter from Left4Dead
> kids are scared, backing up
> no one wants tard spit on them
> spit dangling from mouth "FUH YOU!!!!FUH YOU AHHHHOLDS!!!!"
> he pulls me up and we walk to the tire swings and swing until recess is over
> we don't say anything
> my nose won't stop bleeding
> leg was fucking PAIN
> some girls from my grade ask if I'm okay but Peter and I just ignore them
> they started this shit with the list
> to this day I can't understand why the kids did what they did and why Peter stepped in
> up until then I barely spoke to Peter
> I can only remember in grade 1, because I was the best reader in class, they paired me with him but that's all I can really remember of him before that day
> bell rings
> Peter helps me to class
> "What happened to him?!!!" screamed the teach
> before I could say anything, "DUN WORRY MITHUTH J, I GOYT HIM."
> he always did

>>580223334
i used to love being online but lately even just talking to someone online is genuinely depressing

i jurt a lot of people to become rich

>>580242828
*hurt

Broke up with my first and only girlfriend of 3 years in June. Well, it was a mutual breakup, like we both think it was needed. Fact is though, I'm nothing without her. I've relied on her to be there for me, when I needed that feeling that someone out there in the world loves me. It's what kept me going in life, what made me truly smile. Yes I do have family and I'm medium-classed with a small group of friends, but there's still that void in my life that's now gone. Three years we were together, it's hard to forget about, let alone get over those 3 years. It's hard for me to talk to girls let alone ask them out, but when I met Julia, it was just too easy. It was her who put my life back on track, it was her who helped me do good in school, and it was her who I could call the woman I love. We broke up on the stupidest terms and even though I say to myself I'm over her, even after 5 months of being apart I keep having dreams of her. Dreams of us being together again, doing the things we usually did when we were together. I know this seems pathetic and sad but I just needed to get it all out. I've already told one of my closest friends this but this helps a lot too. Thanks.

>at party with a bunch of friends
>girl who is my friend gets completely drunk we make out and do oral sex
>girl usually says "you are like a brother to me"
>have dinner with friends
>discuss shit
>she says it would be weird making out with me while we discuss shit
>we go to a club that she invites me to
>be me thinking she also invites all of our other friends
>i go to the club only her and a bunch of her friends that i dont know
>i think "chance given"
>she asked if i want to go to the dance floor with her
>we go to the dance floor just the two of us
>she gets completely drunk
>(even though she looks at me like a brother i really want to fuck her)
>try to make moves on her at club
>pushes me away in one instances with a face of annoyance or like irritation
>we dance next to each other
>a bunch of betas (3 to be exact) make out and dance with her
>go home with sad cock

was i making a big deal of our oral sex moment when she was completely drunk?

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>>580242573
i dont think its worth it anon

>>580242714
top fucking kek

>>580242772
and why is that anon? have you been socializing enough IRL? people online are people too you know. going online is literally the highlight of my day everyday

>>580243008
life is complex dont worry. sometimes when we hurt people they grow. our actions arent binary.

>>580243115
sometimes, love is as simple as julia made it to be anon. ugh its not pathetic at all. i get dreams of people who left me being nice and it made me feel to want to love them back.

forget her anon. for your own sake. you made yourself nothing by believing it. you're not.

>>580243638
lol get over it. move on

DEAR /B/ROTHERS, IM SORRY

i need my sleep. im sorry im sorry.

so goodbye then.

if you want to contact me/talk anything then i am /u/melancholic_world on reddit. im completely open and willing to talk about anything but now im really sleepy so goodbye

>>580241806
bump

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Fantasize about smoking everyday, and i feel like driving all night.

First time posting in the 5 years I've been here so please bear with me.

I feel like I'll never find love, sure I've had girlfriends before, but after about a month I just lose interest, I fear I may be one of those people that enjoy the thrill of chase, they tell me they love me yet I don't feel the same, I never have felt it, so I say it back to make them happy. I flirt with girls all the time and when they like me and tell me they do, I loose interest and move onto the next, I hate myself for what I do to them, because at first I genuinely like them, but it slowly fades away like every other one ive talked to, I just don't know how to cope with this kind of lonileness..

Funny thing is my greatest fear in life is growing old and dying alone, and with the way things are going it seems like that, unless I can find that one and it doesn't seem like I can.

Another thing. I have a really difficult problem fapping to porn if the girls feet are not showing. whatever the position. As long as the porn does not have the girls feet showing (i can still fap) but it isnt as enjoyable.

>>580244324
>and why is that anon
i guess its cause i used to be pretty active with what i did online, i would interact with groups a lot and i used to be pretty active on irc too
a good friend of mine also disappeared for a while, when he came back, he had a much better skillset than me, i guess that killed my motivation
>have you been socializing enough IRL?
i never used to, but lately i've been a bit of a social fag, i guess internet is just becoming mundane now, nothing maintains my interest or desire to interact online

I don't give a fuck now for the only person who made me feel alive. I'm a huge faggot who knows how to talk to people and make jokes, but I can't do what I think.

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>>580227298
>Chanse
Nigger, you are dumb as shit

>>580241809
Cause i use my lampshade as a hat

>>580243638
bumping for this guy (sorry to get your hopes up)

>>580244965
also yes i know i have a feet fetish but its really weird. first of a girl has to be dressed a certain way in reality for her feet to give me a boner. she needs to have short shorts and footwear that show her feet. (pic related to this description) so in other words if her feet are showing but she is not dressed like this i cannot get a boner. now 2nd thing is i cannot fap to footjob porn whatsoever though i have received footjobs a number of times in reality. is there something wrong with me?
>inb4 "yeah you have a foot fetish"

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>>580248057
>related pic

>>580248149
the girl can be barefoot as long as most of her thighs up until her feet are visible ( nylon isnt an exception

I hate my "friends"

>>580223334
>4chan
>anonymity


hahaha

What's a good reason to not kill myself?

>>580248553
At least you still have friends to hate.