pics that make you wish you had a vagina

just be a man and take a cock, don't be all gay wishing you had a pussy

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>>579836427

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>>579836665
more orgasm envy than anything

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>>579836427

>>579837309

have a vagina and this feels awesome actually

>>579837309
/thread.

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>>579836427

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>>579838117

>>579837938
tits or gtfo

you can do better

>>579837938

We're gonna need you to expound on your experiences

>>579836427
thats my penis size

>>579838572
funny meme bro

>>579837938

Fuck yes.. dog cock is amazing.

>>579838117

I wish I could have a gaping vagina covered in and filled up with cum..

Even better if he stuffed his cock in my mouth to clean it after and then washed it down with a belly full of his piss.

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i cant be the only one.

>>579838995

I love that the artist changed the names of the products, as if this image is going to become so famous that Coca Cola not only tracks it down to him but then also goes after him for copyright infringement.

haha

>>579840109

Try buying a toy shaped like a dog cock.. see what she thinks of how it feels? The knot is awesome.. she might find she loves it and wants to try the real thing.

Of course, dogs really -are- rough lovers.. they don't give a fuck if she ain't ready for it.. so.. caveat emptor

>>579840141
trademark infringement is nuts anon. it is on a protect it or lose it basis. thus sue everything

>>579839996
>>579839996
Opinion on lube/bare back? My Lacta Bovine (Her idea for a pet name...I try not to judge) wants to get a filling of puppy and human semen at some point when it is time for kids

>>579840367

Are you a girl? And you let dogs fuck you?

>>579840927

I'm not sure I understand your question. Do I like lube and bare back? Yes and yes.

Using it with a dog? I would apply a liberal amount of lube inside of her before letting the dog go at her.. they are rough, as I said.

Also, that's hot as fuck..let the dog fuck her and then you fuck her and try to impregnate her? Love it.

>>579840996
Its call Bad Dragon. Do you even internet?

I am chick who sometimes imagines what it would be like to have a dick. I rub it out to women when I watch porn but irl I only fuck dudes.

>>579840962

No and yes. :)

>>579840996

Try Elypse Art or Bad Dragon.

>>579841326
second line was intent, but that is more than happy.

We come up with some interesting ideas deep in the night. That was one of the more interesting ones that we had. Trying to adapt milking machines for human use was another. Wish I backed up those pics

Pro tip for lurkers: Chunkers/chubbies in the medical field can get so kinky it is not even funny.

>>579842115
they are not cheap due to the QC on the silicone and molds.

>>579842115

I have quite a few of the bad dragon toys. Go for one of those. The medium size toys are fairly large for someone that isn't that adventurous, but still feel awesome. You can't go wrong with Bad Dragon.

I recommend medium firmness

>>579842852

You want a medium or small. Nothing bad dragon sells is anything like a chihuahua :P

I recommend a medium in a 5 firmness.

>>579842852
you may want to go ask in a thread on /d/ or one of the Furry threads here. they tend to know stuff like that, in addition to the sizes that are the closest.

>>579843125
or listen to this guy. what is your opioion on the injector dildos?

>>579837309
MOAR

>>579842115
>fucking a pit bull

That's not going to happen, they're too short and she'll never get into it.

You need a lab or kelpie that is also extremely well trained.

>>579840124
Yeah, I wish penises had tampons too. I don't get why we don't get anything for when we're bleeding out of our dicks, doesn't make sense. It's sexist giving the women something and just letting us men bleed.

>>579843254

Cum tube is -always- worth it. The cum tube is awesome. All my toys have it. If you run the toy through the dish washer first, the silicone they use retains heat -very- well.. and it will feel very warm in you.. and the cum lube will be super warm as it passes through the toy.. very awesome.

>>579843369

There are a couple dog toys. Generic 'dog cock' toy is pretty much this https://bad-dragon.com/products/razor

>>579843724

Also, yeah.. pit bulls are not the best breed for this. Labs are awesome.. right height.. short hair, so nothing gets in the way.. huskies are good, too.

>ITT: Things take a dark turn...

itt fags

>>579843793
neat :)

I need something to keep her entertained while she get her tits "serviced", and me and my best bud are doing normal stuff.

>>579844353

She sounds like fun.

>>579836976
mah nigga. but fuck those artists who dont know she had brown hair as a child. shit bothers me.

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>>579844537
She IS the best thing to happen to me and my doge.

...fuck we need more porn in this thread. Work travel sucks.

>>579844626

Two or three years. They are out of the puppy-ish phase by then. But really it depends on the dog.

>>579845331

That would have been so much better if she had a bunch of cum dripping out of her pussy

>>579836963
Your prostate is equally if not more sensitive than a woman's vagina, retard

>>579844993
Probably one of the best episodes of Scrubs there was. Definitely one of the high points of the series.

>>579845642
>>579845720
need sauce

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>>579845467
say anon, you did see the thread of alternate cock injectors in Gif, right?

>>579845906
Summer and Johnny Dark

>>579844626
don't pressure him, but you absolutely should start getting him used to contact down there. I know quite a few dogs who have started willingly mounting at a year or less. Some never warm up to the concept.

For me...being able to make more than my partner while making porn. Being allowed to, expected to, be sexy. Knowing that all I have to do is dress a little bit better, go to a bar, and not only can I get free drinks, I won't be going home alone.

Then there's the whole "facing lower sentences for every single crime" thing. That'ed be nice.

>>579846102

No sir, I did not.

>>579844626
Your best bet is to walk her into it, few glasses of wine and some bestiality porn while you're fucking for a few weeks then just spring it on her.
Fuck her a bit before hand so she's ready and just let him mount her, afterwards tell her how hot it was and make out with her or something. Really reinforces a positive environment but try not to ask for it too often, like anal sex.

>>579846363
fuck, went to grab the link, and it is dead :(

have this one I found on HC instead hc/thread/668725

>>579845402
sauce? this is hot

>>579847456

That your wife? If so, very nice. I'd love to see her with a dog knot in her.

>>579840124
penises should have tampons

>>579847456
damn

Miss bova and me would love to taste those nipples and see how long she lasts on the milker

>>579841482
i would be your friend

>>579845642
moar pies

needs more pics

Moar dogge

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>>579849058
>>579848979

Got one where it stays deep

>>579849675
I second this

>>579849770
>>579848979
why not both?

>>579849831
fucking hott

>>579850030
moar

>>579850030
This

>>579836665

>be a man
>take a cock

Pick one, faggot.

>>579850953
If you think of gay men as "not men", does that make 'em women to you?
So like if you fucked a dude in the bum...

... would you rationalize it to yourself as:
"I'm not gay because that's not a man, it's a woman since I stuck my junk in him!"

So, either you're a self hating faggot...
Or, you don't actually believe what you just said.

Great thread

>>579840962
I lost my virginity to a knot.
it hurt so bad. I was literally crying trying to get away but it just made him thrust harder. I had to wait there tied till the swelling went down.
cum splattered on the floor as he pulled out.

Anyone post some more maybe female dog?

>>579853546
moar? this pic is so hot

moar dog pl0x

>>579855851
sauce?

>>579836427
why dont you just come out and say your a faggot?

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oc

>>579856349
it's even hotter when the chick is hot as well

>>579837938
>>579838104
what was deleted file?

I heard there was dogs and came runnin'.

Keep it up slutpups.

>>579856186
>>579856560
samefag fail

>>579856923
fuck you curiosity, not this time

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Bro, THIS makes me wish I had a vagina.

>>579856563
A pic of a girl fucking a black lab.
Faggot free volunteers deleted it.

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/thread

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Who wouldn't want a vagina?

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>>579858087

>>579859240
moar

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>>579859436

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>>579858641
shrek thread