My mom just threw me out of the house. I am 34 and have no car,

Also that picture is me...

Bumping for interest

I'm guessing you have a hollogram then to post it on here

take that 100$ buy a dime bag and use the rest to find a cheap motel for the night i guess the walking might do you good

>>579796616
I am using a PSP at McDonalds

Niggs this is the best thing that could have happened to you
Fucking hitchhike somewhere. Meet people. See the world fool the world is yours for the taking

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>>579796330
>Get off /b/
>get life in comparably better shape
>Sell PSP for extra scratch
>get decent job
>low income housing
>best you can do fag
>work your way up to something decent
Try. Make it like a game.

>>579796757
Yes but I have no job, only $100 where do I go first

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>>579796330
>34
>No car
>No phone
>No Computer
>Poor

What the fuck happened to you?

>>579796831
I am scared, how do I get a job the oly job I had as a kid was a paperboy

get a job you lazy fuck

>>579797070
No love as a kid.
Fat and useless.
Autistic to a degree.
4chan is where I go usually

>>579796917
That depends where you live. If you're in Canada or Europe there may be help close by. If you're in the States you're probably fucked. If I were you I would phone some charitable orgs and ask for help or advice. But really, dude...34...time to be an adult.

>>579797195
whereeee

>>579797294
Ahh, that explains it. You're going to have to work, man. Go to McDonalds and get a job or something.

>>579796917
What the fuck does it matter where you go just fucking go there dont look for something just fucking experience life im telling you OP you will meet the coolest people you have ever met in you life on the road. You will see the most beautiful sights. You will experience hardship and overcome it. You will develop character. You will become tougher. You will find yourself

>>579797443
I am an adult. I bought myself fries and a burger and I got the internet so I am old

>>579797294
in that case, life will inevitably rekt you, sorry OP

That $100 needs to be for food man. Sell the psp at a pawnshop or somewhere. If possible sleep at a friends house at night. Your going to need some fast cash but if you want advice we may need to know more about where you are. Being homeless sucks. I've been there.

>>579797576
nah

>>579797742
Can I just go home and live in the backyard till my mom takes me back

>>579796330
You have a mom at the age of 34? Wish I had a mother...just turned 18 2 weeks ago.

>>579798034
good I hope your mother had a fucking great death you dyke

What have you been doing for the last 16 years?

>>579797642
You just proved my point. Stop being petulant and look for some help, then look for a job. You can lift things, right? You can read? Walk? Talk? Someone will hire you, but not if you don't square your shoulders and take responsibility for yourself.

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>>579797814
Fine then you fucking looser spend your life as a fat worthless shell of a man. Let the devil take your worthless soul and hunger and depression take your body. May everyone you love turn away from you in disgust for you are no man but a child with no courage or character

>>579798580
fuck you dyke

>>579796330
hi adam. you're not 34 fuck off out of here

>>579798903
Yes I am

>>579796330
where are you?

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>>579798034
Maybe if you were as good as a son as your brother Boromir your mother wouldn't have died!

>>579797998
Depends on why she kicked you out I suppose. If you pissed her off she could call the cops on you for trespassing but I'm guessing if she waited that long to kick you out she May pity you. Depending on how much money you can round up and where you live maybe you should invest in a small tent. I need details to help you man. Why did you get kicked out and where about do you live?

>>579799013
dude its henry you're fucking 21 or some shit. wtf

>>579796330
what the fuck are you wearing around your neck? Are you on vacation in the Hawaii or what?

>>579799040
billerica massachuessets

Donate some blood plasma for a quick $50 and some snacks.

>>579799180
Hey I dont know u

>>579799437
ya knew me. then ya removed me for no fucking reason.lolz anyway ill ask hali to message you if this is you. or just someone posing as you. either way. gl hf

Does someone have that screencap of that story thread where anon wipes his ass with a bible and becomes homeless because of that event then he meets a Native American and things get better from there and he becomes computer tech?

>>579799760
Loook Hali Kempf wont do shit. Fucj you i am 34

go to mexico...

>>579799760
>>579799437
>>579799974
Nice b8 faggot!

>>579799061
Stop I'm crying.
>edgy pleb

>>579800138
i AM DRUNK AT MCDONAKLDS LOL ROLL A 87 AND ILL DO WHAT YO WNAT

>>579798485
>Falling for this bait

>>579799974
yeaaaah you're not adam he wouldnt ask for handouts or pretend to be 13 years older. i wonder who this is..pat? jesse? ryan? private? hmm lyale?

>>579800459
FUCK OFF FYU FAGOOT

well your a fucking pussy for living with your mom when your 34 anyways. Take it as a wakeup call fagot

>>579800707
whoever you are..maybe joy? nah i dont think she would do that...
either way whoever you are adams going to be suppper mad with you

>>579800991
Good he is a fat piece of shit that shoulkd eat his own poop lol

>>579800381

what vice documentary is this from? it looks interesting

>>579801110
wow mature much. have fun dealing with his wraith irl :D

>>579801357
how.... he is fat lol
my real name is Aidien Farrel

>>579797642
Please be kidding.