epic thread, thread?

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dumping

>>579775647
>takes screenshot
>resizes so it's unreadable

>>579775647
hey op
>>579776257
this, you shitty shitty op.

>>579775647
I can't read this dumbfuck. Its worse than trying to read hindi (im indian btw)

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>>579776473
>(im indian btw)
then what does it say?

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>>579775647

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anyone lurking?

>>579776923
well according to squiggly number 1, it looks like alcohol was consumeed

according to squiggly number 2, an elephant was fucked in all holes (squiggly 2.5 strongly suggests it was a male)

squiggly 3 claims that 9 months later the male elephant gave birth to some monstrosity named ganesha.

squiggly number 4 claims he bought 2 child slaves

squiggly number 5 says he came out as a homosexual to his dad, who then proceeded to perform India's time honored tradition of publically castrating the young man and dropping him off at a medical school, where he become doctor

>>579777815

YOu bet - love these threads

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My personal favorite

>>579775935
>she being 17
>making cp
>taking it to court
>not fake

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That's all I have

>>579778537
>implying it toke place in america
>implying child statutory rape laws would come in to effect after she lied so much
>implying evidence used for one case can be used in another

Are you always this retarded or just occasionally?

>>579779587
sorry but it's still a shit res, i still can't make out the words

>>579777346
story?

>>579779874
open in new tab

>>579778357
that was fucking awesome

>>579778874
thats the best man, oh my fuggin god, i love it

>>579778791
Is this the original? Version I saw he was wearing a fedora.

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I present to all you fags:
the tale of Doradus the Uncool Houseguest

>>579775647
what is this a story for ants?

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>>579776821
hahaha oh fuck

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>>579781315
woops, means this one
>>579776907

>>579780004
thanks, and wow, this guy sounds like a kid i knew in high school

>>579779665
>not being able to spell took
>not reading the story
>not seeing it was Australia

Please tell me some more you dumbfuck.

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This was from Hallowe'en. Made me kek.

>>579778357
Best thing I've ever fucking seen on /b/

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>>579781080
>doradus invited the rest of a large magellanic clouds
LMAO

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>>579775647
That comma is not necessary.

>>579776046
Fuck that made me so sad

>>579781959
>implying spelling has ever mattered on /b/

me
>did read the whole story
>did see that it took place in Australia
>not understanding what made you think either of those things

>>579781080
Best story I've read on this site in at least a year

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I'm surprised nobody posted this one

>>579775647
Pic related OP raped a girl

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>>579775647
Pic related OP raped some bitch

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>>579784161

>>579777346

The last post was fake. I talked to the guy and he was posing as the original leaker. He did know who the leaker was though.

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>>579784419

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>>579784552

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>>579784679
Proof that OP may have actually fucking did it.

>>579784036
legal age of consent in Australia is 16 newfag

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>>579784836

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Anyone have the one that ends with "When life gives you lemon, shove it up life's ass until..."
can't remember the rest.

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>>579786581
>show me your penis
>why?
>cos its what you do on chat roulette, it gets you respect

Fucking keep goin.

>>579776545
Proof that God is real and trolls the shit out of /b/.

>>579784447
Wow riveting tale. tell it again

>>579786581
how does one use a fake video on chat roulette? Wouldn't mind trying to bait.

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>>579789251
lol i've never actually read the OP picture. what did he do?

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>>579789524

>>579789251
I bet you sent money to the Nigerian Prince that emailed you, didn't you?

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Worry not friends, I was also on the doradus thread. Hornets!

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1/7

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>>579790141
2/8

captcha: ogyrre come

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More!

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>>579790414
3/7*

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>>579790658
4/7

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>>579790793
5/7

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>>579790885
6/7

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>>579791120
7/7

>>579790000
Quads!

>>579792258
Oh shit I didn't even notice thanks Anon!

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>>579790000
mother of quads

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>that time when op was not a faggot

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some anon already posted it, but this ends different

Blinking, you realize that they’re not attacking her in the traditional sense. The oozes are apparently raping the goo-girl, in some strange slime-fashion. Every slapping blow they give her makes her amorphous body shift, spreading mass to her jiggling ass, swelling breasts, and plumping hips. Her feeble attempts to push the men away merely ends up pulling them closer to her, delicate fingers stroking their phallus-shaped pseudopods. Her thighs slap against one another wetly as she pinches her knees together, but the slimy rapists merely distort their bodies to slip between the goo’s fattening 'legs'. With a tremendous splash, the goo-girl sends a curtain of water up around the slimes, blocking your sight for a moment. When the blinding mist settles, you can see that the girl’s translucent, sapphire body has several verdant shafts pulsing within it. The ooze men underneath her and between her legs have pushed their way into her membrane, forcing her to form an asshole and pussy. The ones that have been inflating her form with gooshing slaps are pressed against her huge, wobbling tits, their dicks thrusting into her plum orbs. As they pump into her, the slime cocks draw additional mass from their bodies, growing larger and thicker, their burgeoning girth reducing the girl to a quivering ecstasy. Her head arches back, her mouth wide open, waggling violet tongue dripping out the side of her lips.

>>579792406
holy fuck, natalie reminds me of my mate derry
we call him Persil 'cause he's small and mighty

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best thread in a while, contribooting