>(im indian btw)
then what does it say?
well according to squiggly number 1, it looks like alcohol was consumeed
according to squiggly number 2, an elephant was fucked in all holes (squiggly 2.5 strongly suggests it was a male)
squiggly 3 claims that 9 months later the male elephant gave birth to some monstrosity named ganesha.
squiggly number 4 claims he bought 2 child slaves
squiggly number 5 says he came out as a homosexual to his dad, who then proceeded to perform India's time honored tradition of publically castrating the young man and dropping him off at a medical school, where he become doctor
Here's Rishik Patel in higher quality
>implying it toke place in america
>implying child statutory rape laws would come in to effect after she lied so much
>implying evidence used for one case can be used in another
Are you always this retarded or just occasionally?
I present to all you fags:
the tale of Doradus the Uncool Houseguest
>doradus invited the rest of a large magellanic clouds
That comma is not necessary.
Proof that OP may have actually fucking did it.
Anyone have the one that ends with "When life gives you lemon, shove it up life's ass until..."
can't remember the rest.
>show me your penis
>cos its what you do on chat roulette, it gets you respect
i found him on fucking facebook
same profile pic also has other pics of his stupid fucking face up there, probably best to destroy this fucker.
lol i've never actually read the OP picture. what did he do?
Worry not friends, I was also on the doradus thread. Hornets!
some anon already posted it, but this ends different
Blinking, you realize that they’re not attacking her in the traditional sense. The oozes are apparently raping the goo-girl, in some strange slime-fashion. Every slapping blow they give her makes her amorphous body shift, spreading mass to her jiggling ass, swelling breasts, and plumping hips. Her feeble attempts to push the men away merely ends up pulling them closer to her, delicate fingers stroking their phallus-shaped pseudopods. Her thighs slap against one another wetly as she pinches her knees together, but the slimy rapists merely distort their bodies to slip between the goo’s fattening 'legs'. With a tremendous splash, the goo-girl sends a curtain of water up around the slimes, blocking your sight for a moment. When the blinding mist settles, you can see that the girl’s translucent, sapphire body has several verdant shafts pulsing within it. The ooze men underneath her and between her legs have pushed their way into her membrane, forcing her to form an asshole and pussy. The ones that have been inflating her form with gooshing slaps are pressed against her huge, wobbling tits, their dicks thrusting into her plum orbs. As they pump into her, the slime cocks draw additional mass from their bodies, growing larger and thicker, their burgeoning girth reducing the girl to a quivering ecstasy. Her head arches back, her mouth wide open, waggling violet tongue dripping out the side of her lips.