Alright /b/.. Story time. >Be me >Parents died when I

this is relevant to my interests

>>579768120
>I get fucking furious and kick open the door
>I'm tall for my age, and he's always been scrawny, so I know I'll seem intimidating
>Yell at him "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"
>He stands up and tries to reply, but he's just stuttering
>I run over to him and grab him by the throat, dragging him into the hallway
>Forcing him down the hallway, stopping by the top of the stairs, me and my sisters rooms are on the third floor
>Repeat my question, ask him what the fuck he was doing
>He can't reply
>Tell him to get the fuck out of my house, of my fathers house
>Swear that I'll make him lose his job, swear I'll tell everyone about him
this wasn't the first time he'd acted suspicious, but only time I caught him in the act by the way
>He fucks off
>I call the police anyways
>Lil sis is scared, asks me what's happening
>I tell her to calm down, big brother will take care of it.

cont

I may not beleve any of this, but
Go on

Continue already faggot

>>579769309
>Tell police about it
>They can't arrest him for it
>I beg them to at least not let him come back
>They tell me I need to file a restraining order or some shit
>I get help to do so, and over the course of a couple of weeks of shit, I'm successful.
>I'm also allowed to live alone in our house, cause our parents were rich when they died, leaving us with a lot of money
>They also judge me responsible enough for the task, as long as we're frequently checked upon

cont.

Pretype ffs

>>579770170
>Fast forward 3 years
>I'm in college in my home town
>Still live at home because big house luxury, and I need to take care of lil sis
>Govt doesn't check up on us any more
>They've realized I'm old and responsible enough for the task
>I'm not.
>Frequent drug user
>Frequent drinker
>Always invited to rich kid filth parties cause I come from money
>Gone almost all weekends
>Often nights in weekdays
>Trying to drown my shitty feelings in drugs, alcohol and one night stands
>Only to be strong for lil sis when I'm home

cont.

moar plz

come ooon you make me angry

>>579771016
>Have this one girl in most of my classes
>I can tell she's crushing on me
>Solid 8/10
>I can have 9s and 10s any night I want at this point, so don't really care
>Act distant to everyone, including her
>Also have this outsider guy in the same classes
>Never talks to anyone
>Except the girl who's crushing on me
>Always makes sure to sit behind her in the lectures, always staring at her
>It's creepy as fuck
>One day she sits next to me
>I can feel the guys eyes burning a hole in my head from where he's sitting, behind us
>She asks me if she can come to one of the parties I attend
>Ask her if she actually believes she's up for hanging with people like that
>She says yes
>I reluctantly agree, and give her the address
>Hear pencil on paper behind me

cont.

>>579771630
>>579770880
Sorry I'm abit slow, doing this on a whim, and I've had abit to drink

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>>579772164
so just say only the inpotants parts of the story....

Come on bro moarr

bum

>>579771951
>Get to the party before she does, get right to action
>Time to get high
>15 minutes later she comes in, in a dress that puts her at a 9/10 instead of 8
>She looks shocked
>Everyone else including me look so casually dressed
>Can tell by her face that she completely misjudged what kind of crowd these people were
>Rich maybe, but nowhere close to classy
>She still sits down next to me, looking shy
>I offer her drinks
>She accepts
>After having a few, I offer her some more heavy stuff
>She accepts
>She's thouroughly fucked at this point
>Just like everyone else
>She's putting forward every kind of "I'm into you" move on me
>I'm fucked up, so I roll with it
>Fondling her, making out
>Suddenly she leans over and whispers in my ear
>I want you to fuck me
>I'm so fucked up, I just nod

cont

>>579771951
Moar pls

So wait what has this got to do with your uncle? Or is this just a story about you life /b/ro

Bump
Hurry up

>>579773229
>She's taking the lead, dragging me into a bathroom
>Drops her dress instantly
>Tells me she wants to be had like a fucking animal
>Tells me to use her, and every hole she has
>Don't even have time to answer before she gets on her knees and unbutton my pants
>Whips my dick out and starts sucking me off
>My whole head is just a fucking haze at this point
>Close my eyes
>When I open them again I find myself fucking her over the sink
>She's very quiet about her noises
>I look down and see my dick in her ass
>Can tell she's new to it, but I can tell she's enjoying it
>Suddenly the door opens
>No dinosaur

cont-

B-bump

>>579773994
little bit of everything.

>>579774354
ah ya don goofed

Now you must wait a minute to continue already slow story
On the side note it's great

plot twist: your uncle got a sex change and tricked you into fucking him.

Plot twist: your uncle walks in and you're fucking your cousin

>>579774192
Bump for justice.
Also bump for no 404

>>579774883


Plot twist: You're your uncle

plot twist: its your sister.

>>579774998
I like the way you think anon

>>579774998
Imagine

>>579774670
Plot twist: He got a sex change and was actually the chick the whole time

>>579774998
plot twist: you're the died parents

So, creepy guy fucked you, 8/10 or sister? Make it clear

Bump down to electric avenue

>>579774192
>It's the guy from our classes
>He followed her here, I'm sure he heard me giving her the address at school
>He just looks tired, like he's been searching all over the house for her
>About ready to head back home
>Then I see the realization in his face
>Tiredness turns into shock, anger and grief all at once
>Both me and him yell wtf at each other at the same time
>I tell him to leave us, he shouldn't be here
>He's not thinking straight
>How could he, he just found someone fucking his crush up the ass in a house full of drunks and druggies
>Asks me what the fuck I'm doing to her
>Calls me names
>Asking me how I dare
>Then he's interrupted
>The girl speaks up
>Talking to me
>"Why do you fucking care what this shithead says, I'm not gonna let him ruin this, keep fucking me"
>Practically yells it
>People are crowding around outside the door
>The guy just looks dead
>Then he looks dying
>Slowly backs away, dissappears in the crowd, and somewhere I hear a door slam shut
>Look at the girl I'm with
>She's looking at the crowd with a big smile on her face

cont.

>>579775503
...
Are you autistic,that is what he said

>>579775752
Bumpin'

bumpity bump

>>579775752
alphamale.jpg

Bumpin

Le bumpeth

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>579776340
fuck off sagefag

>>579776340
It's still real to me dammit!

>>579776340
It's interesting,even if fake.
SO fuck you and your sage

>>579775752
MOAR!!!!

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plot twist : he has fucking schizophrenia and he killed his parents and while his uncle was telling his little sister that everythinh is gonna be fine , he beat his uncle's ass out and kicks him out of the house , he also punched his sister hard and called the police and said to them that his uncle did this , but no evidence , and now he is fucking the guy's ass that likes the girl that likes him , but he is too high-psycho to notice it .... I THINK I WON PLOT TWISTS

who takes care of your sister if you don't?

wait
it's not real story?

Damn you, OP for not having this pasta cooked and ready when you came in.

Bamp

>>579775752
so much potential in this pls dont fuck it up

bump pumb bump pumb

If op delivers then it'll be worth

plot twist: girl is his uncle, but that ass was too sweet to stop

>>579775752
>I finish up and get the hell out of there
>Walk home totally fucked and disillusioned
>Get home
>Little sister runs down to hug me
>I'm still all sorts of fucked up, but I still take her up to her room and put her to bed
>Go into my own room to sleep off the high

>Next morning I meet up for the normal classes, abit hungover
>The girl I fucked is there
>Is constantly shooting me looks and smiles
>Almost seems like she did it so I'd fall in love with her
>That's not gonna work with my busy schedual
>Suddenly notice the guy from last night isn't there
>He isn't there for the rest of the day
>Get home, help lil sis out with homework
>Then head to a new party, following same procedure as last night
>Next day our lecturer looks less cheery than normal
>The other guy still isn't there
>We all sit down, lecturer lets out a sigh
>Tells us that the guy had been found last night
>While I was at a party somewhere
>He fucking hung himself
>His brother had found him, he never even left a note
>I look over at his love interest
>She just looks bored

cont.

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>>579775752
bump 4 interest

Plot twist: there is no uncle

But then who was phone?

i'm calling it, she killed him
and uncle

Damn it OP..

>>579777170
OP honest question.


Did you fuck her right in the pussy

>>579777170
where tf is this going this is great

>>579777170
FUCK MAN

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If OP pulls this off..

>be me
>like a girl in college
>8/10
>used to be a redditfag so i always took advice from there
>someone there gives me advice to sit behind her
>i always sit right behind her everyday
>i noticed shes into someone
>hes a fucking drug addict but with money
>one day i sit behind them and she's talking to him
>i give him a burning hole look
>he gives her an address to a party
>get home being jealous but go on reddit
>redditbros tell me to go to the party to meet with her
>go to party
>search everywhere for her
>i decide to confess my feelings
>i find them fucking in the bathroom
>we both say wtf
>he tells me to gtfo
>crush says to fuck her harder
>heart shattered
>crowd was getting closer
>i get nervous so i do leave
>hate myself for not wearing my fedora
>go on reddit
>baww there

hold me /b/ros

>>579777759
You can time travel, why tf do you care

>>579775780
No, I'm just bad at english. I meant that OP was actually the chick the entire time.

>>579777170
>This puts me off partying for a while
>Usually stay at home to get high
>Easier for me to be around lil sis and take care of her, but she's never allowed in my room
>Start being more and more absent at school
>I don't really care, I have enough money to manage
>One day I get a message from another rich guy in my class whom I also frequently party with
>Shit has been going fucking down
>Apparently the brother of the guy who hung himself
>You know, the one that found him?
>Apparently he's a fucking psychopath skinhead
>Has been looking all over and asking everyone about why his brother might have hung himself
>Last night he had found one of the guys that were in the crowd outside the bathroom at the party
>He broke his fucking face to get info from him
>Guy is in hospital, no one has seen the brother

cont.

>>579775752
TBTNH

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>>579776723
plot twist part 2 : he didnt really hunged himself but he was so embarassed that he was raped by his crush's crush and couldnt stand this he was going to take some cocain to make him feel bettet but not suicide ... but the uncle hunged him because he was also a sadomasochist

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>>579777170
Hurry up nigger
im fapping here

captcha:hupodu absorb

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why the fuck did you not pre-type this shit, op? why are you such a fucking nigger?

>>579778095
Moooooar

I fear for your little sister, shes not gonna enjoy whats gun happen ma

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>>579778406
this

OP's dad an hero'd because he got cuckolded by his son. Uncle is the skinhead brother. OP is the son of his dad which is also himself, mother is the 8/10.

This is clearly a paradoxical wincest story.

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>Tfw skinhead duck your lil sis

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>>579778675

Late comer and loving this thread

plot twist ops uncle saves op from skin head by molesting sister

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>>579778675

what

>>579778991
fuck you, I have premature ejaculation and I find this offensive

Inb4 skinhead molests sister dressed as uncle for revenge

polt twist
skin head saves uncle from OPs molesting sister
OP dead

oh come1 already fag op, with that slow ass tyoing. fuck

Fucking op is a faggot abandoned thread

>>579779343
op clearly hasn't decided what happens yet

>>579778095
>I freak out and call the company that runs the alarms around my house to make sure they all work
>Everything is working perfectly
>I ask them how long it would theoretically take for help to come if the alarm should be tripped
>I live a couple of kilometers outside of town, so about 15 minutes, they tell me
>Jesus fucking christ
>Get lil sis, hop in car
>Drive downtown
>She asks me where we're going
>"I was thinking we could buy a baseball bat and some balls so we can play, it's been so long, then we can go to McD's after?"
>This satisfies her curiosity and puts a big smile on her face
>Can't tell her anything or take her away, or the govt might take her away
>Seriously freaked out though
>Get back home, it's getting late
>House looks fine, no sign of forced entry
>Sit up with lil sis watching cartoons until it gets late, and I put her to bed
>Sit in my room with the bat, seriously freaked out
>Takes a couple of pipe hits to calm down
>Then I hear the alarm

cont.

Inb4 dude and lil sister are a figment of uncle's imagination cause he couldn't stand the death of his brother, and hit himself so he had a reason to leave the house cause the memories are too painful. The story what happena to the guy now is actually uncle's past, where he looks back where it all went wrong

plot twist: op is a fucking nigger that left the story suspended

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No! op will surely deliver

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>be me
>22 years old , punk , 16 piercings , 70% of my body covered with tattoos
>one day as i was going to te bathroom to take my pills that my doctor insist me to take for not being aggresive
>found my lil brother hunged up
>ULTRA , MEGA , TITANIC MAD (not taking my pills)
>go at his school
>interrogate everyone
>someone was telling lies about something i knew it
>i took my katana sword and slicing him slowly
>eventually tells me about mah brother's crush and that /b/fag that was fucking her
>time for revenge
*cleaning my katana out of blood*

>>579779573
Remember to pretype this shit op

>>579779573

>not buying a shotgun

What the fuck are you doing nigger

plot twist: OP is in a coma, he fell down the stairs

OP type faster or this thread will die

>>579780109
This

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>>579779573
Oh god...

>>579779573
this should be on lifetime

>>579779819
oh god I died

>>579779993
Judging from the units of measurements he is using its not the us. Not easy to by a gun in Europe.

blaaah no pretype ugh

>>579779993
this

>>579779573
What are you smoking, op?

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>>579780294
Marajawanna by the looks
captcha:Entribru cornelius

>>579779993
he sounds kind of like a britfag

>>579779993
>I live a couple kilometers out of town
>kilometers

OP probably lives in a cuntry that isn't 'merica.

>>579779993
not everyone here lives in fatfuckistan

>>579780517
us britfags dont say kilometres or play baseball

MY NIPPLES ARE HARD, AND I DONT KNOW WHY! HURRY UP OP!

>>579778675
Mind. Blown.

>>579780556
+1

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>>579779573
>Seconds after I hear the door get busted open, and I stumble my way down the hallway
>Put baseball bat on dresser and walk to the stairs to meet the intruder
>He's halfway up the stairs between the second and third story
>Ask him what he's doing, trying to stay calm
>His eyes are all fucking teary, it's only been like a week since he found his brother dead
>Tells me he's come to talk to me about his brother
>Tells me he heard some shit
>I can hear the rage in his voice, even though he tries to remain calm
>Look at his hands
>He has a fucking knife
>Tell him he shouldn't be here, people will be here in about 2 minutes (actually about 10)
>I can hear my own fucking trembling in my voice
>He slowly resumes ascendancy of the staircase

cont.

pic related, these stairs were just like ours. Just imagine them going up 3 stories, and you have ours.

>>579780606
canadian?

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>>579780606

>>579780606
Fuck you, you limey britfag.

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>>579780690

I dont care even if your stairs were made of solid fuckin fedora's, continue your damn story so i can sleep goddammit

>>579780690
it was a fucking katana

>>579780763
do canadians have skinheads?

>>579775752
Denko would never do such things, she's a nice person (´・ω・`)

>>579780556

>uncle molests OP's daughter
>OP's parents had alot of $$$$
>op is a drug addict
>OP still goes to college
>snobby crush makes lover kill himself
>pyscho brother wants to get revenge
>"baseball"

Sounds like modern day America to me

>>579778675
It's only wincest between siblings, mother-son doesn't count

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>>579780690
>grabs you by the neck
>whispers
>BEANER BEANER LIKE MY WIENER
clutch ending bro

Can someone put all of these into one pic to save for later?

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Dis gunna be gud

Plot twist: OP is kill, writing as ghost, hence no pretype

>>579781202
well technically the 8/10 mother is also his sister

If you were an hero who would you be???

Please my boner can only be erect for so long

>>579781043
yeah

>>579781180
>if thats the case then still not buying a shotgun

>>579781341
Or OP is writing in the moment and he keeps having to run up and down the stairs to tell us what's happening...

>>579780763
that or possibly Australian, which has a huge youth baseball system (I think its 2nd largest after US)

>>579780606
fuck off britfag

>>579781276
Do it yourself if you bumfuck this story enough faggot

>fucking newfags

>>579781572
Lol

>>579780690
>I start backing away back down the hallway
>Gotta get the bat
>Intruderguy has reached the top of the stairs now, and stops
>He sees the bat on the dresser, and we just stare at each other, stuck in a stalemate
>Then he fucking guns it after me, and I almost make it to the bat
>He tackles me, but I half-shake him off, and manage to remain standing
>He lunges at me with the knife, but I manage to dodge most of the swings, only get small cuts on my forearm and thigh
>I manage to grab the wrist of the hand holding the knife
>Can't fucking make him drop it like the movies, but I manage to make him not stab me
>Then we both hear a sound coming from down the hallway
>A door opening
>We both turn to see
>lil sis is peeking through the doorway
>Intruder looks at her, then at me
>Then I see it in his eyes
>No
>Nonononononononono
>I realize he wants to settle this an eye for an eye
>Tell sis to run

cont.

>>579781745
his mom is dead dude wtf

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>579781572
kek

>>579781413
Oh shit that's new to me, I knew Canadians wasnt all syrup and slopes but damn

>>579781837
>gotta get the bat
why the fuck didnt you have it already you fuck

Plot twist: OPs sister is Bruce Lee incarnate activated from his uncles molestation, she saves the day and OP has to award his Uncle for sexually touching his sister

>>579781919
you should see how mad our skin heads get when theres not enough syrup, the struggle is real

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waiting for the dinosaurs.

>gets bar just in case
>hears shit
>alarm goes off
>place bat carefully on dresser

>>579782195
I bet they all wear flannel, dont they?

OP's mom is gonna get scared from beyond the grave

>>579782105

He's eurotrash remember?

If he was in America this story would've been over by now

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lets go

>Sister dies
>End of story

>>579781837
Speed this shit up faggot

Bump, keep going OP!

>>579777170
>He fucking hung himself
>hung
It's "hanged", dumbass

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>>579782281
Forgot pic

Bump, come on OP, my dick can only be hard for so long

>>579782537
No like he did penis enlargement

>>579782195
Doesn't your moose president have some sort of contingency plan for them?

>Op buys shotgun
>niggerfaggot breaks in
>blam blam blam blam blam
>5 fucking shots, niggerfaggot is in chunks on the ground
>Op resumes getting high, waits for cops.


>instead OP is faggot and doesnt buy gun
>sister almost dies
Fuck you OP, stop hating guns.

oops forgot pic

>3 shots to the chest

B O R I N G & B E T A
O
R
I
N
G
&
B
E
T
A

Come the fuck on!

>>579782537
Maybe he just got plastic surgery, and his brother wants to repay him by giving the little sister a boobjob

>>579782195
I believe that you should see how niggers in my old neighborhood would get when they don't get their koolaid in the morning..... shit was crazy

>>579782312
dude its canada, we all wear flannel. flannel is a way of life

>tfw when you know that it's all bullshit but you're already invested in the story

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pic related

Can i shit in a bucket and make a diamond too?

>>579782537
>grammer
>on /b/

top kek

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the wait is real

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NIGGA HURRY UP

>>579782846
Not kidding right now
100% serious
i have a friend
a super ultra mega beta friend
who we all jokingly make fun of
that has a flannel hoodie

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>>579782846

>>579782864
iwanttobelieve.jpg

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>>579782806
We can only hope

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Uncle will save the day

>>579782438
If it was in texas, This would have been 404'ed an hour ago

>>579783015
>>579782932
>>579782936
Faggot's

>>579782986
>grammer

kek

the wait is fucking killing me

>>579783130
this

HAH if i were op i would fucking troll you right now by not.telling you the end xD

>>579783023
pic or didn't happen

>>579781837
>She starts running toward the stairs
>Intruder pushes me and cuts the wrist of my arm that was holding his
>Runs after my sister
>I turn around and grab the bat and run after them
>My sister has almost made it to the staircase, but the skinhead is gaining on her
>I'm not gaining on him
>Realize she's not gonna make it down the stairs, I try to leap
>Jump forward toward skinhead and swing my bat toward his ear
>I almost get it
>I'm not close enough
>Bat graces the back of his head, putting him slightly off balance
>Swinging frantically all the way down, I manage to strike his leg as well, tripping him
>See him starting to do the "I'm about to fall"-run
>Lil sis has reached the top of the stairs
>I can tell what's going to happen before it does
>Skinhead trips over just before the top of the stairs
>Slams into my Sister
>The bannister breaks, and they both disappear off the edge
>Hear a thud right after
>Get up and run over to the gap
>He's lying flat on the ground, moaning
>About to get up
>I can see a small arm sticking out under him

cont..

>>579782864
it's a fucking cool story

>>579782636
well we do try to stockpile it in case of emergencies, even then its still something that has to be given more attention

>>579783271
Dont give him ideas

>>579783308
oh shit

>>579783289
>>579783271
>>579783258
>>579783202
Wait wait

Holy shit cmon OP

>>579783201
>faggot's

Is the true faggot

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Op I'll let you suck my dick if you continue you faggot

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>>579783271

>>579782721
More like
>intruder has gun because no laws against it
>2 shots to the chest, OP and loli sis are both kill

>>579783023
he sounds like a pretty cool guy, im thinking its you thats the hoser

Pre type the rest of the whole story you faggot

Next time type it out you fucking faggot

O NOE

>>579783308
I don't even care if this is real at this point. I'm completely hook and scared

>>579783289
Sadly no pics, that was the reason for all the lead up. We constantly tell him how bad it looks but he still wears it. To top it off we live in FL so its ridiculous for him to wear it so often. It is red, has the thickness of flannel and has button-snaps

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>>579783130

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OP is a really slow typer for fucks sakes.

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>>579782195
Lets just say some crazy shit goes down in yellowknife

>>579783308
Fuck

>>579783308
it's a T-rex arm
dinosaur
end

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>>579783308
When's the movie coming out op?

>>579783548
this. guns aren't magical problem solving machines, they just make people die faster.

>>579783668
Agreed

>>579783420
>>579783432


You shifty too good damn.

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IM INVESTED PLEASE HURRY UP

>>579783616
Plaid red, if that wasnt obvious btw

Its fucking 2AM here and I have to get up at 7, hurry up OP

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don't die on me thread

>>579783308
>>579783308
holy sheeeeit

Nigga hurry with the story

>>579783308
Its almost 2 am, hurry this shit up faggot I'm fucking tired

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Waiting...

>>579783696
RIP eel sage

Its gonna be 404 before the end i swear

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>>579783798
try having been lurking since the first post...I don't want to be on the computer right now.

>>579783308 I hope the skinhead didn't hurt himself.

>>579783997
Was this movie good?

I'm interested, please don't stop typing OP

RIP eel sage

Also hurry the fuck up op

>>579783696
yeah ive never been, im in calgary. lots of injuns up there. the angry kind,

also RIP eel sage

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If this thread fucking 404's

>>579783967
2:40 and have to get up at 6:30
why bother and stay awake in the first place?

>>579783696
RIP EEL SAGE

OP lets go!

>>579784207
lol

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Calm down guys, thats just his halloween costume

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I DON'T EVEN CARE IF IT'S REAL OR NOT ANYMORE I JUST WANT THE ENDING

RIP eel sage
Also come on OP, shits gonna 404 soon and leave us all in suspense.

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If this isn't b8 or troll someone should archive this thread.

rip eel sage

Hurry op

i have to wake up in 3 hours for school u retard go on spoil the end

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COME ON OP FUCK

Rip eal sage

>>579784451
lel

U wot m8 why put the bat down

Also rip eel sage

Cant you type any faster op??

>>579782806
I hope this is how the story ends

Jesus fuck OP are you typing this with your dick? Or can it not reach?

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>>579784167
i feel for u man

Bumpity

>>579783696
RIP EEL SAGE

...moar?

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>pic of OP's sister

>>579784487
you archive it you ragiing faggot buttmonkey

Come on OP ;-;

Had OP bought a gun the intruder would be dead and he and his sister unharmed.

RIP eel sage c'mon op get with the storytelling already

>>579784451
START THE REACTOR, QUAID

cmmmmmmmmmmonnnn OP

>>579784594
I think he's too busy sucking the skinhead's dick to respond

faster OP ffs

>>579784706
High quality keks.

Maybe now that the sister is kill the skinhead just awkwardly stands up and says
"Well....KAYBYII!!"
and does a merry skinhead jog away into the sunset and the end

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come on OP, I need it, give it to me

Also fuck the bitch you say you boned. Goddamn heartless.

>>579783696
Rip eel sage

i bet this skinhead hero came back and stabbed op 47 times in the chest, while op, faggoty as he is, keept replying soo daaaamn slooooow

OPs making the story up as he goes

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

>>579784381
sup GMT+1 friend

R.I.P eel sage

>>579784880
Is this just fantasy?

>>579784594
>>579784565
>>579784557
>>579784531
>>579784491
>>579784487
>>579784478
>>579784474
Calm down he's drunk. Fuck fags

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bump for the love of fuck
rip eel sage
cap: description osledzn

>>579783308
Alright, now I'm interested
Someone fucking save all this
If someone compiled all this into one image once OP is done I would be eternally greatful

Wow this thread blew up. Shame its taking fcking ages for OP to type up the damn story

>>579784863
he ran out of ideas lol

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Come on OP, I'm gonna be fucking tired in the morning

CMON OP, FINISH IT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP

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>>579784863
no shit. still luring us all in
Even you, nigger.

>>579783308
I barely remember what happened after that, but I'll try to write out what I do remember
>Looking down at this fucking cunt, I lose it
>He's slowly getting up
>I can't think, too fucked up, in every way
>I just jump
>Aiming for his fucking head
>Again
>I might have missed with the bat
>But I didn't fucking miss this time
>My feet connect with his head, and we slam into the fucking floor
>I hear a big fucking crack
>Not sure if it is his head or my legs
>Don't care

Shortly after that was when the help arrived. I got taken into custody by the police, and put before a trial.
Out of all 3 in the house that night, only I survived.
They ruled what happened as self-defence on my part, seeing as he had broken into my home with a knife, I had cuts on me from that same knife, and ever single evidence pointed towards intent of murder.
The only thing they were unsure of was the necessity of my jump. After running a blood-test, you can only imagine what they found, but they agreed to drop all charges if I went into rehab.
Expensive lawyers are always worth it.

Sorry if this was shit, I'm kinda drunk right now and not doing too well.
Took some time to write out cause it was on a whim. Just wanted to share my story on here.

I've been reminded of it lately due to the mention of my little sisters name in the news lately.

Rest in Peace, little Rosetta.

Your brother will always love you.

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>>579784253
Yeah dude. Just don't actually read that pic it's major spoilers..meant to post this bro for the bumpage. And try to see it IMAX if you can

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Hurry up OP. I have stuff to do today

>>579784962
Doing it m8.

RIP EEL SAGE

>>579784962
Plz do this someone

>>579784934
Caught in a landslide!

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>mfw 404

>>579784962
If you want it saved do it yourself
fucking stupid cunting faggots

>newfags

>>579784847
The gif that keeps giving.

>>579784886
Have to wake up at 6:30 too, joining you gmt+1 friends hahah

>>579785010
thats what she said

Hurry faggot.

>>579784938
his sister dies causing op to fall into an increasing reliance on drugs and alcohol, hence his present intoxication

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We're listening and waiting OP...

>>579785070
You did good man, the jump was 100% needed

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I can't believe this nigger didn't pre type this story out. Although I feel for those who have been here since the first post, I just got here ten minutes ago.
Mfw the thread 404s before the end

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>>579785070
Rip in kill lolita

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>mfw all the angry "pre type that shit" impatient faggots.

>>579785070
Shit man...

Pls make new thread op

>>579785070
Thank fuck OP delivered. Now all the eurofags can stfu and sleep