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I'm fucking a beautiful blonde escort later today. 18 years old and finally losing my virginity. Any advice for later?
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>>579701942

pleb
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kill yourself after a hot bath
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Bring a gun or some sort of weapon and make sure she knows you have it ready.
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Forgot to mention she's 22 years old has a night tight pussy and d cup boobs
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I get to cum in her mouth if my dick is clean she says
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Poke holes in the rubber to the point that it snaps the moment you start fucking, creampie her.
Dissappear.
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>>579702441
>22 year old escort with tight pussy
>tight pussy
>tight

Sure.... Sure it is.
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>>579701942
Make sure you kiss them they love that
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>>579702607
get aids before hand, pretend you are spreading nurgles love
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I'm not into cream pies. I'd like my load on her face and some in her mouth
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>>579702809
She's actually 21 and the pics show a nice red tight pussy. u mad that she takes care of her vagina?
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>>579701942
http://Denis19.juancruzmedina.com

free live
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Good times we're livin in boys.

Good times.

If you're not white though I hope you die. Many of my hopes and dreams have been cumming true lately.
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>>579702837
she also deep throats and swallows
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>>579701942
bleating like a wookie at the moment of truth makes the female instantly cum i heard. Also;
>>579701942
>18
>>579702441
>22
>>579702994
>21
shouldn't you have your shit straight before you tell it?
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>>579702441
>she's 22 years old

>>579702994
>She's actually 21

Make up your mind sunshine. Why would I be mad at your delusions of a hooker's twat? Well done, cunt. Merry fucking Christmas,
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>>579703146
half white. half asian. the master race. you can go back to your troll cave.

>>579703287
I'm 18. She's 21. I thought she was 22.
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>>579701942
PICS OR STFU
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>>579702994

>You can tell how tight a pussy is from the outside

You must be a virgin.
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>>579701942
get tested for stds later
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>>579703648
I'm not going to post pics. I'm sure she wouldn't want herself all over a website for virgins.

>>579703871
She said she was tight herself aswell.
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>>579703923
She's clean I believe. Get tested for autism.
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>>579702809
TOP KEK
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>>579703981

Oh, you've got the hookers word for it. Do you think she'd sell much of her cunt if she said it would be like fucking a bucket of water?
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>>579704248
But she said it was very tight. Which means it's either tight or a tiny bit lose. There's something called common sense. If someone says they have an extremely large cock their not exactly going have a 4 incher right.
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>>579702858
>never had sex
>not into creampies
boy you are a virgin when you think it is more satisfying to jack yourself to finish instead of having her pussy milk it out of your dick. don't you know they do that shit for the cameras?
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>>579701942
She is an escort, not your girlfriend. Therefore, you are in no way obligated to please her while you have sex. Do what gets YOU off.
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Is this guy seriously bragging he's about to fuck a whore?

you've come far in life...
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>>579704418
And you don't think hookers lie to get business? You poor naive cunt. I'm calling b8.
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>>579703443
Elliot Rodgers is that you?
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>>579704418

You're talking about common sense? You're telling me that this girl who does nothing but take dick for a living and who literally earns more money if she tells fool that her pussy is tight, you're telling me that this whore has a tight pussy? Apparently you don't know what common sense is.
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>18 years old
>finally losing my virginity

>finally
>18 years old

I hope you get AIDS and die, you gullible fool. The world would be a better place without people as dumb as your faggot ass
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>>579703443
a great rule of thumb, always add 5-7 years to whatever a hooker tells you. you know they will lie to not look like a blown out whore
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>>579701942
its a cop
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>>579701942
protect your buttholr.
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>>579704484
Cumming in a girls mouth has been something I've been wanting to do since I first discovered my penis. Don't fucking tell me where to plant my seeds.
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>>579705148

This thread didn't quiet pan out the way you'd hoped did it OP?
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How do I minimize anxiety /b/? I've never been with a girl like I said. WTF do I do to calm down?
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>>579705805

Think about how many guys she's had that can satisfy her much better than a pathetic 18 year old tiny dicked virgin asian. Should calm you down.
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The next step:

http://www.stdcheck.com/

http://www.stdtestexpress.com/

https://www.dred.com/uk/home-std-test.html
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>>579703443
masterrace is aryan
advice for later: kill yourself and end your patetic life
source: i m your mother, just end it
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>>579706024
"pathetic"

I don't see how having sexual desires is pathetic.

And my penis isn't exactly tiny. Not erect anyway.

I'm pretty healthy unlike you.

Why are you so fucking butthurt?
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>>579701942

Pics or escort?
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>>579706579
Nope. Master race is aryan+asian.

You can't even spell the word pathetic you fucking down's victim.
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>>579701942
http://Incest18.irfna.com
free online
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>>579706809
That pussy has been through some terrible things.
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>>579706607

Yeah that wasn't fair, I simply deduced from the fact that you're 18 and can't get anyone to fuck you, that you are pathetic. That's not necessarily true, you might be horribly disfigured or some shit.
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Hey virgins, you realize that vaginas stretch and go back to their original size, right?
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>>579706607
>18
>still virgin
>has to pay for sex
>has to argue with people on the internet to justify him being a loser
>asks same people for advice on how to not bust his nut in 2 seconds.

I guarantee she is charging you more money because you have asian shit-tier genes. I hope she stares you dead in the eye without even blinking so you know you aren't even touching the sides with your micro-asian penis, Enjoy your aids
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>>579707041
Some terrible things have been through that pussy.
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>>579705365

Youll quickly realize the vagina is the best place to plant your seeds. I was a virgin once with the same mindset as you. You'll learn, we all did
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>>579707097
Oh, so all 50 year old vaginas are as tight as they were when they were 8?

Wait until a few kids have come out of there and it's had to have been sewn shut a couple of times.

Don't claim to know shit. Just because you've probably bust your nut once or twice in your cousin or your dog doesn't make you an expert.
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>>579706579
>>579706745

Both of you are fucking plebs for not knowing the concept of the 'Aryan' race is a completely Persian one
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OP's hooker:
>I have a tight pussy you'll Iove it.
>go ahead, stick your hand in there
So OP sticks his hand in there.
>go ahead, stick your other hand in there.
OP has both arms elbow deep in her vag
> now clap
OP can't clap
> see how fucking tight I am?
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>>579707424

I think most people in this thread are lead to believe that the more dicks a woman has taken, the looser she gets over time, which is completely false.
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>>579707103
Butthurt
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