Hey /b/, somnophiliac here. I come to you for advice...and of course, ask me anything.
I'm a married man, and my wife and I have a strange relationship. She has a lot of difficulty being intimate and close...has a lot of neuroses about it. She also has a very low sex drive. Things were bad, and then one night she took one of my Ambien. Things really changed that night. I found myself really drawn to her sleeping body, and loved the fact that I could put my arm around her, caress her, touch her, etc. without her pushing me away or becoming upset. I talked to her about it the next day, and she said, "Honestly, I'm fine with you doing literally anything to me in my sleep, so long as I don't wake up with pain or anything gross on me."
Naturally, I took advantage of that. Started out slow, then worked my way up to full-on fucking. She's a super heavy sleeper with Ambien...at least she used to be.
Here's where the problems have started: over the last 6 months or so, she has built up somewhat of a tolerance to Ambien. She's a lighter sleeper, and is more likely to wake up when I take her underwear off or start fingering her. While she's OK with continueing about 50% of the time, that still leaves a good portion of time where she's saying no and I'm ending up with blue balls.
Usually, adding an extra ambien to the mix works. But sadly, because she takes it every night, that's not an option anymore.
What can I do, /b/? She's open to taking other stuff, but doesn't want to drink because alcohol makes her nauseated. Our sex life is actually fucking in existence for the first time since we got married. I'm not ready to just give up, or have it dwindle down to what it used to be (once a month). I need help.
inb4 cheating, inb4 rape, inb4 just jerking off
We did a year of marriage counseling. Ultimately, they told us that our marriage wouldn't work unless my wife could resolve some of her issues....and she's shown no signs of doing that. But we have a child together, and I'm not prepared to relinquish seeing him every day. So I put up with our issues.
Another thing is that the ONLY time I get to have anal with my wife is when she's asleep. And I fucking love it. I am not prepared to give that up.
Seriously, I know some of you fuckers have screwed women in their sleep/drunk/drugged. Advice?
Tried. She doesn't really have the capability to change certain things about herself. She had a seriously fucked up childhood.
The thing is, I don't know where to get that. I have NO connections to anyone who deals drugs. She'd probably be fine with it, but it's not like they sell roofies at Walgreens.
If anyone has any curiousity/inklings, you can hit up mless and scope out a video or two...I've found plenty of material there.
I like the topic of this thread, really. my girlfriend was on trazedone and you could rock her body back and forth and she wouldn't wake up. i would end up licking my fingers and getting her pussy wet, sometimes i could just take her clothes off period and start eating her out. i've gotten her so wet and stretched from my fingering, i've stuck all of my fingers in there and just stretched it the fuck out, then i would fuck the shit out of her and she wouldn't ever wake up. i would get high and take breaks then keep doing it. she was completely fine with it and knew it the whole fucking time too. she was drunk and took trazedone one time and i fucked her in the ass, she was moaning in her sleep and saying weird shit but never woke up. it was fucking glorious.
Op are you retarded? So basically you want to turn your wife into a fucking druggie just so you can fuck her? Fucking kek. Why the fuck would you even marry her if you knew she was so fucking autistic? Should've just pounded her out, busted a nut and ran for the hills retard. Now you have a wife that doesn't even want you to touch her....what happens when you two retards have children? Lel that'll be hilarious
Honestly? She's way hotter than I should be able to get. I'm not very good looking...she is. We have also been best friends since I was 12. In a lot of ways, our relationship is great. And the sex thing....I didn't realize how big an issue it was. She faked it pretty well for the first year or so....eventually, pretending just kind of wore her down. But I really couldn't imagine my life without her.
Tried Lunesta...didn't work at all. All over the counter sleep meds/antihistamines don't have the same effect. She sleeps well but still wakes up if I so much as fart loudly.
Will have to look into that...she DOES have depression and takes Zoloft. Maybe the doctor would consider adding this/supplementing? I don't think that's a standard reaction.
Super helpful. Thanks /b/ro.
She HATES alcohol. And we have mutual friends that lurk...not about to show her off.
Here, look at some other people instead.
She's got an appointment with her doc in late January. Will suggest it then.
Any other ideas? Or anyone else? Suggestions? Seriously, /b/ normally swarms all over this kind of shit. I'm sure if I was talking about sleep sex with a trap, the thread would be at 300 replies.
The only thing is, with other prescriptions....how do I get them without being a 60 year old with health issues? We're in our early 30s.
Why was she prescribed ambien?
I'm 25, and I was prescribed trazodone because I have trouble sleeping at normal hours. My friend (same age) was prescribed gabapentin for anxiety and sleep issues.
Come on, /b/. Help he sodomize my sleeping wife.
I really don't think a doctor would condone our off-label use. And really, everything for sleep is either habit-forming or over-the-counter shit.
I think captha approves.
captcha: use thedix
Trazodone is not habit forming and does not lead to a buildup of tolerance. If it is/does, then it's not in any way close to the way Ambien is/does.
Obviously you don't tell them that you're using it for sleepsex. You can just be honest and say that you're worried about and building up a tolerance to Ambien, and you heard that trazodone might be a better/safer option for your sleep issues.
I fully admit this is fucked up and I'm...kind of ok with that. This has definitely turned into a fetish for me. I like sleep sex porn. Especially the amateur stuff.
Will definitely try to discuss it.
Tell me more, anon. It's in the same vein....I'm interested.
LET HIM FINISH
DONT DIE ON ME!
Seriously, someone's gotta have some advice, or a good story. Or barring that, know someone in Texas with access to the good shit.
Been a while since I've been with someone who would've been okay with it, and I didn't make use of that when I was with her. Current girlfriend has sleep problems and takes medication, but her dose is not particularly strong and my bed is small and uncomfortable.
I suppose you could ask her to pretend.
We talked about that once. She got insanely jealous and nauseated at the idea of me being intimate with another woman. Besides, we live with her mother (thank this shit economy) and so have no hosting options, nor the money for hotel rooms. Besides...I'd be fucking women much more unattractive than her. I'm not a good looking man.
Happy I helped. Feel free to ask anything if you're curious.
OP my best advice would be over the next few weeks make her sleep uneasy and restless.
If she is tossing and turning all night you can convince her to maybe speak with her doctor for an increased dosage of ambien.
that'd be my solution
She won't have sex with you AND won't let you have sex with other people AND you're bitching about sex with women who aren't quite as attractive as her.
You're made for each other.
Oh shit. Is this OC?
just for you OP. Keep them, and use them wisely.
She's at max dosage of 10 mg. They won't write for any higher than that. Besides....she's fucking terrible when she's sleepy.
Yeah, I gotta admit...it pisses me the fuck off. I live in an area that is one of the most obese in the nation, and it's filled with illegals and seriously ghetto women. Before my wife and I got together, I don't think I dated a single woman who I would have been seen in public with. It wasn't just about the looks...they were all idiots.
Keep going south. Then go further. That's when you hit us. Know The Valley?
Shit, man. Awesome. Thanks. Background?
Dont increase the amount of ambien. because once you start, soon you have to rise the dosis again. And if you do it now what, why not next time again? She will either become addicted to taking pills (maybe soon other stuff as well) or even if not eventually do some serious damage to her body if you consider it a permanent solution for your marriage problems.
Grow the fuck up. Jesus. You have it pretty good - and you said 50% of the time she's okay with continuing.
So fucking take that 50% plus whatever other times you can fuck her while she's sleeping, and the other times you can fucking jack off.
Or were you not aware that was an option?
This is a steady decline. It used to be better, but it's getting worse. Look, I know how this goes with her....it'll keep declining, to the point where we never have sex.
Haha. Actually, she does. She's anti-social, and kinda messed up to the point where she can't even really hold down a job.
i feel your pain OP, im in a similar situation with my gf...
She's mostly a goddamn prude and girly and also quite pretty. We used to go at it like rabbits when we were like 16+ but now we are in our 20's and it is a very rare occasion that we fuk. she also used to take knockout meds for her "suicide" migraines and she agree'd to let me use her ass to fap, but would get upset if i came inside her ass or anything like that. But we are very close and pretty much bestfriends for taking care of her and sticking by her. i dont know im thinking sex may not be that important as long as everything else is bearable, try getting a onahole or something
My would get shit face drunk, and I also like fucking women the way you do.
You can do anything.
Use her ass? As in, like fuck it or just slip it between the cheeks? And yeah, see....I get you. During waking hours, it's a pretty solid relationship. We get along well, and we're together ALL the time since she works part time and I work from home. And we are never sick of each other. She's just got those intimacy issues.
Oh man, that's awesome. Yeah, that's a big thing...I can fuck her however I want, wherever I want, when the conditions are right.
Sleep-sex is not something doctors would be cool with.
I have but they have her face in them. And I really just don't want to risk anyone realizing who she is from the pics.
Here's the deal:
Having sexytime fun with a nekked sleeping bitch sound like it would be one hell of a good time, especially if she actually gave you permission.
BUT, if this is the only kind of sexytime you have and she feels the need to knock herself out before she will let you touch her, then you two don't belong together. Simple as that.
Pic completely unrelated. I just closed my eyes and clicked something.
But for description....5'0, 110 lbs, 34 DD boobs, curvy ass. Looks a bit like Christina Hendricks.
Dude, I'm a DECADE in. We've got a kid. And other than that, it's a pretty great relationship. The sex thing isn't always an issue...but it is a lot of the time.
Something she has told me is that the ambien lowers her inhibitions....it shuts off the parts of her brain screaming that she's doing something deviant or gross or evil when it comes to sex. It allows her to enjoy it for the first time in her life. Before me, she'd never even had an orgasm before.
Deep South Texas.
What about some kind of sex drive booster? I mean you guys are already turning to drugs just to make sex bearable, might as well make her enjoy it too instead of knocking her the fuck out.
It isnt exactly the same thing...but the only time I really get off during sex with my boyfriend is when he thinks I am sleeping, and goes about his business carefully, so he doesnt wake me up. I love it, so I pretend to be asleep. It happens almost every night...nothing I have ever tried or had done to me has gotten me aroused as much as his having sex with me when he thinks I am asleep.
Honestly, I don't really get off on that. I suppose I could share one, because her face isn't showing. But beyond that, not really comfortable.
To my knowledge, there are no drugs that work as a sex drive booster to women. If there were, some anon would have stolen mass quantities and dumped it in some city's water supply.
But to be honest, she DOES enjoy sex. I even make her cum each time, partially because I know she occasionally pretends to be sleeping...but honestly, I want her to enjoy it, even if she wont' remember.
Hey now. First off....awesome. You're a stand-up gal. And your boobs get two thumbs up!
Nice to know that side of it. I wonder if that's a big part of what goes on for her. I know for a FACT she cums each time. I think the added psychological effect for you could really enhance it...that's why it has such a powerful impact. I know most women have deep-seeded rape fantasies, and that kind of goes hand in hand with that, but without the violence and scariness...
Ever let him travel the back road? And does he KNOW that you know?
Was he the one who started doing that or did you suggest it? I would want something like that but I feel like asking for it would ruin the whole 'pretend to be asleep' scenario.
I'd say that your boyfriend's a lucky guy, but it'd be even better if you also got off during normal sex, in my opinion. It'd be lovely to be with a girl who enjoyed the idea of sleep-sex as much as I do, but not being able to get her off during the day would be terrible.
Fffffffff... damn, man. Wow. I was mostly asking because I thought you might be more open to the idea via email rather than on here where everyone can see the pictures, and because I want to see how this goes for you in the future.
That's pretty accurate. She usually has 3-5 orgasms each time we have sex. Body wise, she loves it. Everything gets her off. I once got her off with nipple action. She cums when she takes it in the ass. I once saw her go cross-eyed on a bumpy road.
She's told me her body and mind aren't in sync. She's physically enjoying it, but her mind isn't in the right frame to really deal with what's going on. A lot of it is she was raised catholic, by a narcisist who told her that happiness was bad and that she hoped she'd die an old maid, and pushed her out of a moving car when she saw her touch herself as a child.
See what I mean? She's actually slimmed down a bit since then, but boobs have stayed the same. Love that metabolism. I'm open to talking...just have to figure out the best communication method.
Do you "wake up" toward the end, or climax while still pretending to be asleep?
"Hey, I know that you have needs and that sometimes I get sleepy or too tired to bang, but I'm really into you, and, moreover, I care about you a lot and don't want you to have to jack it just because I'm tired. So... basically... I want you to know that it's totally okay for you to have your way with me when I'm sleeping-- just try to be careful and avoid waking me up, okay? Also, I'd like it if you told me about it in the morning, because thinking about it kinda turns me on. ;)"
Thanks. He 'travels down the back road' whenever he wants. It feels amazing, because I know if I tense up, he will stop...extra incentive to keep relaxed.
He started it one day when he was drunk. He kept doing it because he liked it.
No, he doesnt know that I know. That would ruin it.
My ex had a fetish where she liked me to essentially rape her while she was sleeping. She really liked me putting my cock in dry. Of course she would wake up, but she became a wild women. I always found it odd, but strangely arousing...
Feel free to paraphrase/cut things from >>579467909 entirely, but it's quite possible to "ask for it" without asking for it directly or letting on that you might be pretending.
Lucky guy, in that regard. I assume she's an ex for some important reasons, though.
You could say something along the lines of what I wrote in >>579467909 so that he knows it's okay/does it more often, perhaps?
If you have a throwaway email or something, I could contact you via one that I use for contacting Anons and you could reply with an email address you might actually check.
That sounds like it would definitely work! But in our relationship, I'm the one with the high sex drive. If I said that, he would probably say that it's fine if we just sleep. But that means I'd miss out on doing it! I don't get to see him often, so that's something I don't want to miss out on. Do you have any more ideas?
Even if you don't, I think I'm at the point where i'll try anything to achieve this. If it means potentially missing out on sex..then... I guess that's ok...
Does he lube up or just go in dry? I have kind of an elaborate thing I do to make sure she doesn't feel any pain.
Do you think some of it is that this form of sex keeps you from over-thinking it? You're just at his mercy and he's going to do whatever he wants? That's a big part of why my wife's into it.
Either way, he's a lucky guy. You could always jokingly let him know, too. "Honey, I keep having really sexy dreams."
Being taken by surprise is a big thing for a lot of women.
My wife tightens up, and I can feel the muscles in her arms, legs, and back tensing up. Oh and she moans. I often ask her if she's awake, and usually she doesn't respond. About 2 weeks ago, she said, "If I say yes, are you going to stop? If so, no, I'm asleep. Keep going."
nicktheshifter. Think G.
You could tell him that you want him to try to wake you (when he comes to bed if you could plausibly sleep before him/in the middle of the night/in the morning) with an orgasm, but to let you sleep until you seem close. Or, perhaps, to wake you with his cock inside you, slowly fucking you?
Get a script for ambien. Take a small amount...like half a pill. Will make you really relaxed and mildly euphoric. You can tell him you're taking it, and that ambien tends to make people forget stuff and sleep very deeply. Basically, set him up for it, but take just enough that you're feeling good and not going to react immediately to stimuli.
if you want your relationship to ultimately work your really gonna have to convince her to solve her personal issues and move forward in her life. it will fall if you don't eventually solve the problem. In the meantime Ambien is only the beginning for sleeping meds, they're at least 5 non benzos that can be prescribed including Ambien, 4 benzos, 6 Quinazolinones, and countless barbiturates. although I caution and anyone whose gone through a benzo withdraw can tell you as well, don't get addicted!
Ah, well then. I actually had a similar but more mild experience with my gf of 6 years. She's been on and off various birth controls that always make her sex drive disappear. She was always horny, her body wanted it, but then whenever we'd get start the warm up activities she'd always stop suddenly and start whining about being "too easy" or "a slut" and said she wanted to start denying me/herself, even though she still wanted to fuck, just because she felt like she "should". It was the most frustrating thing ever. Plus, once I was able to talk her down (shit was like dealing with a crying/panicking/butthurt kid) then she wouldn't want to do much, just the basic missionary/doggy/cowgirl stuff. It does all kinds of other shit too, like she gets violently angry and cries at the drop of a hat so we've given up on that stuff.
This is coming from a girl who, before the birth control, loved to fuck in public places, liked porn, touched herself daily, sent me spontaneous nudes and action shots, and all that other awesome stuff. It really screwed with her. Once she got off it she was like 80% of her old self. A few things were missing, and the rest came back with slightly less intensity. The weirdest thing is that she always expresses interest in masturbating/sex toys, but when she actually has the chance she never takes it. I'll be talking to her on the phone or even in a restaurant and she'll just go on and on about how she'd give anything for dildo (She lost her old one in a move), but doesn't have the money. She swears up and down that as soon as she gets paid she's going straight to the sex shop and buying the biggest, most monstrous swiveling mushroom headed rabbit vibrator that she can find but a week later when the check actually comes she's forgotten all about it.
She had a messed up childhood too (mom was and addict, abused the kids and cheated on dad regularly) but she was more of a bystander/collateral damage than a direct victim of the sex stuff.
Scroll down. I explain a bit. Basically, raised Catholic and had an abusive mother.
Ambien is super easy to get. Go to your doc and say that you haven't been able to sleep more than a couple hours a night and that you wake up with your mind just racing. Ask what could be done to help. Most docs will write a script. That's EXACTLY what I did to get my script.
I got the e-mail. What sort of content were you interested in?
How do I approach asking a doctor for any of the alternatives?
There was no sexual assault in her past. Just deep seeded guilt. Sorry about your situation. So birth control fucked her hormones, eh?
Such a considerate boyfriend.
>Make her into a cuckquean
>She gets insanely jealous and nauseated at the idea of me being intimate with another woman
>What if I magically transform her into someone who gets aroused by me fucking other women, she'll stop being insanely jealous and nauseated at the idea of me being intimate with another woman!
Literally anything, to start. I'm surprised by how excited I am about this? Haha.
Also, is she in therapy? She probably should be or should have gone to it in the past, with such an upbringing.
As for asking for alternatives to Ambien, you could say that it's not really working well and you're also worried about it and heard that some other options might be a better fit.
I hope a shark cums out of her twat & bytes ur prick off
Yep. We've tried 4 of them now, I was hoping at least one wouldn't mess with her, or better yet make her more horny, but now I just don't think we were meant for the pill.
I'm not sure if it's permanent hormone damage, just a phase, or if its stress related due to the pressure of college. She started taking it late freshman year, now she's a senior halfway though her 5th and final (but most difficult) year.
We'll see how it goes when she has a normal 9-5 type day again and can start swimming and working out like she used to.
yo OP, I got you. When she takes an Ambien, and starts to get drowsy, and you think she's asleep enough not to remember it, but not asleep enough to fuck, use chloroform.
>Measure about a liter or so of bleach and place it in the glass container or until it reaches near the rim of the container. Make sure that you provide some space on top. Afterwards add ice to the bleach. The ice will decrease the temperature of the bleach so that it is slightly colder than room temperature. Set aside this mixture for a while
>You need pure acetone for this and not the one that you use as a nail polish remover. The ratio of the mixture should be 1 part acetone is to 50 parts of the bleach that you poured in the glass container. Add the acetone to the mixture that you prepared earlier. Check the temperature of the bleach. You can add more ice to the mixture if the temperature is warm
>The bleach and the acetone will react with each other and clouds will form in the glass container. You will also notice that the mixture will be hotter. Set aside the chloroform mixture for about 15 to 20 minutes. Do not leave the room since you have to watch for the reaction. Check every once in a while and touch the glass container if the mixture is too hot. You do not want the mixture to heat up. Add more ice to the mixture if it is too hot. Wait for the powdery substance to settle at the bottom of the container
>Once the powdered substance has completely settled, you can get the chloroform. Remove the liquids from the container but do it carefully so that the chloroform at the bottom will not go with the liquid. Afterwards, you can place the chloroform powder that has settled in a dark glass bottle and use a funnel to separate it from the other liquids. You can keep the chloroform powder for up to a week
Here's the thing, OP. If you have to drug your wife in order to have sex with you there's a fucken problem. Rather than develop some weird kink just to get off, dump that frigid bitch and be done with it. A judge will grant it to you on grounds she won't share any form of healthy intimacy with you. Seriously, gtfo.
why the fuck did you marry this woman? sounds fucking terrible
Chloroform is super dangerous and not like it is in movies.
>Use of chloroform as an incapacitating agent has become widely recognized, bordering on clichéd, due to the popularity of crime fiction authors having criminals use chloroform-soaked rags to render victims unconscious. However, it is nearly impossible to incapacitate someone using chloroform. It takes at least five minutes of inhaling an item soaked in chloroform to render a person unconscious. Most criminal cases involving chloroform also involve another drug being co-administered, such as alcohol or diazepam, or the victim being found to have been complicit in its administration. After a person has lost consciousness due to chloroform inhalation, a continuous volume must be administered and the chin must be supported in order to keep the tongue from obstructing the airway, a difficult procedure even for an anesthesiologist. In 1865 as a direct result of the criminal reputation chloroform had gained, medical journal The Lancet offered a "permanent scientific reputation" to anyone who could demonstrate "instantaneous insensibility" using chloroform, and as of 1998 no such demonstration has been forthcoming.
All right. "Safe, sane, consensual."
I may have mixed you up with another Anon, but I thought that your boyfriend thinks that you are actually asleep and that you don't know about what's going on.
Knocks you the FUCK OUT.
works for about 3 days then tolerance kicks in.
no w/d or anything.
its used for restless leg syndrome for when your feet jerk you awake when you sleep. also prescribed for high blood pressure.
space it out every 3 days.
you are welcome
No, you have it right. But when we do actually engage in sex while we are both participating, we have a safe word, and if it is causing me immense pain, he stops. But it just doesnt seem to ever hurt when I am pretending to be asleep. I think that is because he is being extra careful, because he doesnt want to wake me up.
As stupid as it may sound that I get off to the idea of my boyfriend wanting to have sex with me without me finding out, it is the most arousing thing I have ever experienced in my life.
Yeah well I'm only 21 and I do want kids some day. After that, vasectomy pls, but until then we've got to find something better than condoms. One broke on us a couple months ago, now I can't even enjoy nutting in my own woman anymore without that shit in the back of my mind.
We talked to her doctor about an IUD but when my gf mentioned those infomercials about them moving or causing infections and asked how often does that really happen, The doctor got all defensive and bitchy, saying that "If I didn't think was safe we wouldn't have even discussed it"
So now we're sufficiently un-eased about them, and we're looking for a better method. We're also looking for a better doctor.
>As stupid as it may sound
It doesn't sound stupid. Earlier, there was a girl in a creep thread saying that she'd feel flattered if she saw herself in such a thread.
Your situation makes even more sense, as you care about each other. "D'awww, he's so attracted to me and he thinks he's getting away with something naughty and can't help himself. :3"
Me? I haven't done anything sick, to be honest. Well, one night, I slipped her 3 ambien and a lorazepam I snagged from a buddy. I fucked her, then I decided to have some "fun" and I shaved her completely. Got so turned on seeing her shaved pussy, I fucked her again. Then, about 2 hours later, I came to bed. She was still really wet and lubed up, and I was super turned on. She was laying on her side. I rubbed myself against her a bit, got my cock lubed up, then slowly slipped it in her ass, and fucked her ass for like half an hour.
So basically you want us to help you drug and rape your wife because she isn't getting the mental help she needs and you're too much of a dipshit to divorce her.
GTFO you fucking retard.
isofluorane might be a better alternative. I'm pretty sure that is the spelling. look that one up.
its pretty hard to come by so its not a concern for retards getting their hands on it. also it is doubtful that any would be able to use it properly. it is an interesting substance in science tho
Check your e-mail.
Because it feels good.
She consents. Dumbass.
Bingo. She actually is very into it. I once went a week without doing it and she made a VERY big charade that night about how she was taking "lots" of extra ambien so she could sleep well and that I was free to "spend the whole night balls deep".
Ah. I've got a decade on you, and I have a son and I don't want more kids. So it worked well for me.
I get it. Would that I could get my girlfriend to feel similarly about that, or to do the equivalent to me.
1/8 m8 me respond
Stupidly, in my opinion, it's "Isoflurane." I'm sure there's a reason for it, though. Just... no. They can get pills, no need to get all rednechemistry in here.
True... but if he ever decides to divorce her...
Let's just say he's giving her an open inventation to claim rape whenever she feels like it.
Only way to be 100% safe here is to get it in writing and no, I'm not joking.
No offense, but it sounds like she needs to fucking realize that she got married to a man, a man with needs, problems or not she needs to understand that she needs to fulfill her man, she has you wrapped up with a good sob story and doesn't give you the pussy because she doesn't feel like fucking you, she's selfish this way, my brothers girl does this same shit to him. I'll bet she wants you to bust your ass at work, I'll bet she wants you to wash dishes, I'll bet she wants you to watch the baby after a long day at work so she can go shopping or go see her little girlfriends..point is, if a woman loves you like she claims she does, then she will go out of her way and suck you off every now and again, not just say " you can fuck me when I'm passed out from my sleep aids " fuck that shit man, either tell her to get her shit straight or find some new pussy.
Yea trying either that or chloroform is REALLY FUCKING STUPID because there is access to a lot of other medicines that can be taken orally and managed by a doctor, as you have mentioned in your post.
I agree and my concern earlier was in regards to the recent 'yes means yes' law and her being under the influence. This is in clear violation of that smoking piece of crap law.
But more to the point, wouldn't it get old basically fucking a doll? Or geese, or not getting a fucking blowjob? Or even a handy???
I, too, would get frustrated if I found the one, and the only issue was lack of sex. I would do everything in my power to make it work, which is what I get from your posts. You are doing anything you can possibly think of to make it work. Everyone has needs...you've found a good one. Good on ya, mate.
Nah...I don't like the idea of stretching her out. Even after having a kid, she's tight as hell. Like, to the point where her ass and pussy are pretty close, as far as tightness.
She could anyway. All she has to do is say, "He raped me on our honeymoon and made me too scared to leave" and I'd be fucked. That's just life. Getting it in writing isn't even legit anymore.
Her name or my name? As far as that goes, you can consider both of us to be named "no".
Smoked it once and hated it.
Is she drinking with it? Does she do any drugs regularly? I mean, honestly? I'd assume 20-30mgs would completely do the trick.
Sometimes I don't want to fuck my girl on her period, but it would be unfair to not give her an orgasm for 6 days, so because I love her, I do it, and in the end we both get a but and I liked it anyway, because I'm a man and I'm a horny dog that way, if a woman claims she had a bad childhood and won't even give you a hand job out of pity then its time to move on, or just be really good friends with her, because that all op is, a good friend that fucks her sometimes in her sleep.
If she isn't into the whole sex thing, why not fuck other women?
Is she really the type of woman to get jealous? and I don't mean cheat on her. I literally mean ask her for permission.
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Any of you have experience with girls who enjoy initiating these sorts of things? Waking you up halfway through a blowjob, or to the feeling of her straddling your morning wood?
Closest I've been to that was after a cross-country flight to see my (then) girlfriend. Just got home from the airport, started getting it on, but I was just so, so tired. She was on top, and going slowly, and I was so comfortable that I just fell asleep. She enjoyed watching my facial expressions as I kept falling asleep and waking up to her sliding herself up and down on me. I maintain that that is the best feeling to wake up to... at least, of those that I've experienced.
I've never fallen asleep while sleeping, but its like a running joke between us to argue about who instigated the sleep sex. We fuck at least once a day, so we always accuse the other of being horny bastards.
It's interesting because she grew up in a super conservative home and gets a lot of guilt when she wants to tap into her kinky side.
In example, you know that scene in Pocohantas where John Smith is all tied up in the teepee and she come in and visits him.
We were watching it with our niece and nephew and she had to lean over to tell me how wet she was at the whole situation.
Fast forward a week or two, I tie her up with some belts and do the dirty and afterwards she gets all nervous. She's like, "Did you like that? Was that too weird? I only want to do that if you like that too."
Same thing for anal play; I got drunk and momentarily tossed her salad while switching into doggy style and she turned into a goddamn fountain.
Women love sex, but it happens in the mind much more than it does with men. They want to be dirty bitches but their emotions/brains fuck things up.
Not like a woman's haywire emotions fucking things up would be any surprise to a married man. Be a man. LEAD.
Personally, I don't get the fun in this...it would be little better than fapping. More fun when the woman is into it. Whatever floats your boat I guess
Hell, I just go down on my gf when she's sleeping...that tends to wake her up and then she's willing to give me what I want.
Looks like you changed your mind, then?
It's healthy to check in after a scene. Things get bad pretty quickly when one partner is pretending to like something for the other's sake.
Aftercare is vital after any kind of kinky play, but it is seriously a complex of hers. Any time she behaves overly sexual she feels like a whore afterwards and needs me to reassure her.
Well i'd look into that recipe then, I've used it a few times with the GF and it's worked well. It's not a full sleep closer to a twilight drug like if you've ever had sedation dentistry.
Sorry, can't say that we are. Sorry to disappoint.
You wouldn't happen to have any connections for, you know, purchasing of certain goods? Baring that, I'd take any good food suggestions...hehe
And i'm done.
Fuck that bitch of an X
Heading out to get something to eat, and I don't expect the thread to be here when I get back, but if anyone wants me to get in touch with them, leave an email address and I'll contact you when I get back.
I'm not super heavy on the cash right now. Was more just hoping to find someone who could hook me up with a small amount of thing or two, to kind of experiment. I actually never really did that stuff when I was younger. And I'd heard that X was good with helping married couples get into a healthier vibe. Was more just hoping you might help a fellow Valley turd out. Thanks anyway, though. Don't think I'd be able to offer you what you'd want.
Well, I suppose I can see your point there. It's changed a lot recently, though.
she's cheating on you...you even said yourself that she's way hotter than any girl you'd ever get. You do know they have annonomys fuck sites for husbands and wives to cheat right? Most of the women do it so that they can tolerate their marriage for the sake of the kid... lol, sorry bruv.
Yeah, I get that. And sadly, I'm not a man of means, so I don't think I could afford it. Not really a big deal, so I let it go.
It's alright. That's why gmail and hotmail exist...to create lots of throwaway emails. Save it if you change your mind. I check that one periodically. If not, no big, and enjoy some El Pato or Palenque.
More just MASSIVE increase in population, mostly illegals. Lots more drug trafficing crime, kidnappings on the street in brought daylight, just...basically Reynosa moving into McAllen.
Well shit, man. Maybe it's just because I'm short, fat, and ugly. And white. Limits my selection...
>Anonymous (ID: XfqTTVM7) 11/15/14(Sat)00:05:23 No.579
Actually, being white helps you. The OKCupid data farming supports that. Also, fat is totally within your control. I'd also wager that ugly is as well.
She is a sex fiend who is ashamed of her sexual impulses and is a sex fiend because she was taught to be ashamed of her sexual desires. I bet she masturbates a lot and denies it.
I can say for a fact she isn't. She's literally around me all day, every day. I don't think she's sucking a line of dicks in the 10 minutes it takes her to run to McDonalds.
A couple of times. Barely made it back with my anus intact.
Well, it depends on where we are talking about. And honestly, my looks never impacted my ability to get women. Just not women I was interested in....because I've kinda been hung up on my wife for most of my life.
Dude I'm white too. It is literally the whole reason I get pussy. Like the only pussy it precludes you from are the girls who speak like no english. But I live in Pharr now and it's kind of shit.
You found the ONLY nerdy girls in the valley. Or maybe women are just embracing it more now....keep in mind, I'm a bit older. There were less options when I was really in my dating prime.
Listen. Regardless of whether you stay with your wife or not, you need to make some changes in yourself. Are you the kind of guy that you would point your female friends to if they wanted a hot hookup? If no, why not?
I don't agree with everything this guy has to say, but you really need to work on you. If you are an irresistible man, your wife (or any woman for that matter) will find you an attractive leader and husband.
I've dated all these girls at some point while living there
I'm not the most handsome of dudes
Nice pull, dude. Seriously...where did you find these chicks?
I don't really think I need to work on me. I'm actually really happy with who I am. I'm a good father, I'm a kind and generous person, and there's people alive today who wouldn't be if I hadn't helped them.
My female friends? I really don't socialize too much. I think I'm pretty unassuming, to most of them.
> I'm a good father, I'm a kind and generous person, and there's people alive today who wouldn't be if I hadn't helped them.
That's wonderful... but what's fuckable about that?
Just bookmark that page and look back at it later. I promise you'll be glad you did.
my girlfriend loves me tonguing her ass but sometimes she passes out during her butt massages(that I give to her practically every day.)
When she does I go to town on her asshole. She loves it when she's awake, but I get off so much harder when she's passed out. It feels dirtier, and its kind of a rush trying to get away with it before she wakes up.
Once she even farted in my mouth when she was passed out. I'm not into farts at all, but the fact that she was so passed out and did it, I got the biggest hard on of my life.
I think its a fetish, but I wish all the luck in the world to you brother.
>hehe, I can totally fart in his mouth and get away with it
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Wait a sec... is that that drug that the company got sued for because some dude became a gambling obsessed gay sex addict? I heard that off-handedly mentioned on the Joe Rogan podcast
Just make sure you DO NOT overdose on trazodone! You will literally feel like you are physically dying. And you will feel terrible the next day too. Speaking from personal experience.
Fantastic thread! Also… been there! Similar situation with my wife, started out great at first but as the years passed by, she became more of a light sleeper and more tolerant to her nighttime meds. Increased dosages were the only way to go, but even those max out after a while. It sounds deceitful, but I'd agree with some of the suggestions about harder drugs, w/o her knowing. I'm at that point, but my wife enjoys alcohol, so I can zonk her out with a combo. Good luck!
Ah. I should clarify though. By overdose I mean take like 10 or more pills. I got low one night and popped a handful but it wasn't actually very much, just enough to feel like I was having a heart attack for about 8 hours.
https://www.erowid.org/chemicals/ghb/ghb_synthesis.shtml GHB it is easy to aquire the stuff to make it and simple to make.
Accidentally took double my dosage (had been taking 2x50mg, got a prescription for 100mg and took two by mistake) and was surprised at how quickly it was kicking in that night. Only realized what I'd done the next day.