ITT: really inconvenient super powers. > the ability to teleport

>>579352567
sleep teleport into a vault, take money then sleep teleport out

>>579352775
How would you teleport into a vault if your sleeping?

Also, how would you take the money with you when your asleep?

>>579352567
Kinda sounds cool:

>Teleport every time you fall asleep
>Cannot control where on earth you go
>Become super survivalist since you never know what situation you will be in when you wake up
>Travel world
>???
>Profit

>>579352567
>The ability to remove others clothes with my mind.

>>579352567

>the ability to seduce women I look at
>works only with ugly girls

>>579355348
sounds epic

>>579355527
kek

>>579355724
>>579355527
that' my real power by the way

> The ability to use x--ray vision to see people naked
> But they can see you looking at them and so can everyone else in the area

>the ability to turn your skin transparent
>only when you're aroused

>ability to slow down your time
>no one else, just you moving super slow

I dunno

>enhanced sense of taste
>photographic memory, but only of things that are yellow

Only being able to teleport to the closest Walmart. Also, you can't teleport to Walmart A and use it as a waypoint to Walmart B because A is technically closer.

>>579356029
> Get naked, invisibly rape people

>Literally fast forwarding through life

>>579355527
Enough.

>>579352567
The ability to activate the effects of any drug at any time, without side effects.
>you'll probably never be sober again and be a dropout of society, living in your own drugworld

>>579356135
> Become world renowned chef

> Move to China, become top spy

>>579356029
>no one else, just you moving super slow
lol I got that ability. everyone has.

>>579356238
> Implying this is ever a bad thing
> Passing any and all free time on a high
> If you're ever in danger, activate PCP

How about the power to telepathically communicate with tree sloths?

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my superpower is having a small cock

kik

blueeyedboy1880

> The ability to have unique and special ninja powers
> Only allowed to use them after screaming what you're about to do

Or having the ability to change anyone's body temperature by 1 degree?

>>579355724
I know, man. Just think about it. I'm walking down the street, I see a beautiful young lady, I look at her, and then just like that all her clothes are gone. She tries to cover up, but it's too late. I've seen everything. I've seen it all.

>>579352567
>Every time you sneeze your head catches fire.

>Whenever you use your super strength you get one year older.

>Whenever you have sex another person(s) they become an elephant

>You can shoot lazers out of your eyes but you can't see while using them

>Kiss anyone's dad within 10 seconds of meeting him
>Everyone acts extremely supportive

The ability to instantly tell someone's taste in music from skin to skin contact

>>579356652
> Person you don't like has fever
> Raise their fever just to fuck with them

>ability to breathe underwater
>only works in water that is less than 3 feet deep

>>579352567
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STOP TO MY /b/EAT CRINGE BULLSHIT?

>>579356717
Perfect
Limited but still useful
Only have sex in or near zoos, that way you can just leave them there
Pretty good with practice

>The ability to read someone's thoughts, but only when they're strangling you

>>579356862
Meh...would be a fun party trick

Ability to be invisible but only if you play a trombone

>>579356564
Isn't that just anime?