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New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here. Inb4 why are IDs even back?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here. Inb4 why are IDs even back?
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Chch reporting in
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Hello, boys!
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Why are IDs even back?
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Who's drinking tonight?
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>>579331224
Cya at the foundry tonight /b/ro
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Giday chaps since when have ids bean a thing?

Also wats everyone drinking on such a fine evening?
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>>579331539
Diesels mate, wat about u?
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>wondering when nz thread will start
>take first swig of vodka
>thread appears

Clearly these threads are a state of mind.
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Why are niggers even black?
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Inb4 weed and IDbro.
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>>579331594
Im heading to dux bro. Can't handle new foundry. Nowhere near as good as when it was in the UCSA building.
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>>579331792
Cause it be sunny in africa fool.
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>>579331596
Some Stolichnaya here.
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>>579331746
Captain Morgans overproof
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>>579332020
The wall at foundry though, missing out on the uni bitches!
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>>579332201
>>579332241
I feel like a bitch now buying rtds
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>>579332250
Meh. Had to put up with those sluts all year.
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Just fucked an Asian hooker. I do about one a month
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>>579332497
It's not what you drink, it's how drunk you get.
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>>579331539
scotch. neat and.getting fuckin wasted sunday nite cause no workie monday
awwwyeah
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>>579332720
u a welly cunt bro? perhaps used to work in cuba mall? u sound like a good cunt i used to work with.
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Also, wine gets you the most drunk, fuck your rtd and spirits
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>>579332720
Always asian? Why not sample the variety?
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>>579332748
so its good that ive drank 4 in an hour?
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>>579332939
Sorry brah, invercargill. The hooker was down from Welly though hah
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>>579333189
Yeah bro, just keep at it.
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>>579331539
got an exam tomorrow so just blazing
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>>579333365
What unis are still doing exams? We (UC) finished yesterday.
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>>579332986
I have done all sorts, but the gooks are cheaper with tighter pussies. Also, I don't feel embarrassed etc because I don't see them as real people
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>>579332961
Wine makes me walk into doors whilst everything else bar rum makes me a great dancer, comedian and handsome as fuck
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>>579333559
its one of the final exams at vic
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a few questions for new zealanders

>are any of you cute
>would any of you be willing to voocaroo for me?

men only please.
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>>579333198
all the noice asian ones are :P some dirty fuckin bitches man lol
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>>579333667
True. I guess we finish earlier cos today is a holiday for us.
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>>579333756
Well I'm not, also are you a guy?
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>>579333330
Is Stolichnaya worth buying over other vodkas?
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>>579334492

you're not cute? i have "different" standards though.

yeah im a dude.
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>>579334791
It's just vodka mate, I bought because it was the cheapest and strongest.
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Go john Key!!
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>>579334908
I'm a lanky, scruffy looking kind of guy. What would you want someone to say anyway?
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>>579334987
Cheap and effective. Like Diesel 8%s and 'cunt'ry white goons.
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>>579334987
Always a good policy, I've never seen it on sale though, i must live in to much of a hick area
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>>579335216

something slow. maybe romantic.

it'd be great if i could find some foreign blogger who just talks about their life for an hour in each video. one that doesnt try to be funny or loud but just talks. life would be easier.
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>>579335510
Diesels been dropped to 7% mate,
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Dont die on me! Summoning IDbro!!
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>>579335898
Yeah I know and they're still the same goddamn price. LK used to have six 8% cans for $12. You're lucky if you pay $16 now for the 7%s. That shit matters when you're a student.
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>>579334987
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>>579336613
My local LK still sells them at $12, cant give the same level of buzz though
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>>579336556
Bump.
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>>579336827
I would tap that even though shes got more plaster than a state housing wall
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>>579337042
Damn right. Fucking alcohol reform laws. Anything thats good in this country they want to take away from you.
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>>579337572
RIP in peace Bigfoot.
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>>579337572
No fun laws, next is fireworks then smokes then watever "evil" they can turn the sheepole against
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sup b/itches.
just had dinner at subways and now watching the voice with some nice cookies and coke zero.
what yall doing tonight?
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I'm just getting drunk and watching Romper Stomper. Seems like Russell Crowe is comatose in a lot of his roles recently, but in this and LA Confidential he's really good.
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Any femanons on tonight?
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>>579338132
russell crowe? isnt that the gladiator? if yes, hes quite good in that one too.
>>579338156
here m8.
> inb4 IDbro
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>>579337925
They've now cracked down on duty free tobacco. Any more bullshit and I might have to move to America. Cheap spirits and smokes for everyone.
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>>579338352
Sorry but i dont believe that ur a femanon, show proof, or dont i really dont care
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>>579338742
k. i dont really care if u believe me or not. im never gonna post my tits on 4chan, sorry m8.
as i said,
> inb4 IDbro
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>>579338048
are you really
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>>579338571
Its pretty bullshit wat gave politicans and the government the right to dictate the way people live? As long as an individual isnt hurting someone way should the authority give a fuck.

I dont even like smokes but if they try to make smokes an illegal substance ill protest.
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Bumpity bump

>>579338897
ok
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>>579338897
> inb4 IDbro
What does this mean?
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>>579339149
Shit is getting ridiculous. Pic is related. 1.75L bottle Capn Morgans in murica.
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>>579339149
why are people so pissy and so keen to about stupid bullshit like the TPPA and how John Key is 'ruining our country' by making jokes about shit, but I don't think I've ever heard of a protest over price hikes on beer and smokes or even petrol, the stuff that actually effects people day to day.

Fucking tumblr hippies.
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>>579333667
me 2
What exam you got?
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>>579339992
Because they don't take the time to find out information on what they are protesting. They see a headline in a newspaper or on a website and just lose their shit.
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>>579340282
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>>579339992
>why are people so pissy and so keen to about stupid bullshit like the TPPA
>but I don't think I've ever heard of a protest over price hikes on beer and smokes or even petrol, the stuff that actually effects people day to day.

Oh, my God. This is just...fuck
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>>579339149
Well when you have a public health system then the goverment has an interest in taking measures to ensure the health of the populace. Though you never hear pseudolibertarians like yourself suggesting we should go back to a totally privately run health system do you?
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>>579340501
is it just me or is she a fucking airhead?

she doesn't seem to ever have anything interesting to say, any banter paul throws at her just gets shot down with that stupid laugh she has and some 10 year old teir response or just 'no comment'

but id still touch her
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>>579339947
$36 bucks shieet once i have my engineering degree i may have to move to the us, between guns and booze iam sold.

>>579339992
I voted labour in the election cause i though a good opposition was key to a democracy (i knew they were gonna get fuck) but after i saw all there supporters sprout there bullshit after the election i was ashamed
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>>579340957
Damn right. What eng degree you doing? Minus work experience I just finished chempro.
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>>579340957
>engineering
mah niggah

where you studyin? i wanna head there, mainly for cheap booze and smokes, but for the music scene and generally more stuff to do so I've heard, plus probably more money
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u guys heard the german chancellors in NZ? what are your opinions to her?
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>>579340817
The massive tax on the smokes sort of bypasts that but i think that anyone who smokes should bite that bullet and if they get cancer should lose government funding for health care
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>>579341314
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can i post here?
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>>579341524
yeah i know. "germany is invading nz, look at all the germans storiming the country!" :D
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>>579341512
The thing is no one has the courage of their convictions like that, they'll smoke for fifty years then when they get cancer they'll turn around and beg for help.
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>>579341179
>>579341295

I just finished first year but think doing mechanical, the work experience organizers are not wanting me to joining the territorials as they dont see it as proper experience (learning about how to fix apcs is less engineering than pouring coffees at a engineering firm)
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>>579341609
Nope, get out of here.
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>>579341809
I'm that Nazi from der odder night, fraulein.

Ja?
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OK. I'm sitting in my kids tree house right now as drunk as a skunk. Over had approx 2.5 beers.

If there is anyone in the kapiti area willing to come and give me a cigarette, I will allow you entry into my tree house and my beers.

> pix related, I'm sitting in my tree house
> in b4 go to the dairy

I can't leave my kids, that would be irresponsible

> pls
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>>579342132
are you really a nazi? like also supporting their ideals?
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>>579342091
;_;

>>579342132
>fraulein
based grandpa
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>>579342318
Nah, National Socialist/fascist.

Nazi implies a few too many wrong things.
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>>579341850
Fuckem, my mothers smoked since she was 15 with the period off when she had kids and she thinks the same way even after watching her mother pass way recently from cancer. U reap wat u sow
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comfy time is the best
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>>579342432
well, if u ask me thats pretty much the same.
still wrong. i should shoot you
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>>579342350
You guys don't say fraulein anymore do you? That's what the german girl with the balled up sock tits told me.
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>>579342350
>based grandpa
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>>579337425
this

Taupo here
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>>579342264

Oops, forgot pic
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>>579342432
Are you that gay nazi from a while back?
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>>579342607
yo, hyung
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>>579342087
They're prolly right. Good luck to you if you do decide to do mech.
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>>579342557
I didn't ask you.
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>>579342719
>Anonymous (ID: I+i74mxG) 11/14/14(Fri)20:38:16 No.579
DEM SOME NICE TITTAYS!!!
MORE
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>>579342678
Yip.

>>579342687
Hi, little bro.
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>>579342898
you know, if the original nazis knew you were gay theyd send you to kz? :D
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>>579342719
Now i don't know whether to hang around or go out and get drunk and maybe see some real titties. Such a dilemma.
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>>579342719
Can you write why are IDs even back? Onyour tits?
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>>579343001
REKT
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chch reporting in avonhead churr buzz
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>>579342616
Heading down to Taupo tomorrow, gonna go back to my home town.

>>579342692
Iam an idiot who thought that mechanical had less math and more hands on/design, never have i bean so wrong
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Any east auckland fags keen to have a sesh?
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WEST

IS

BEST
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Palmy reporting in
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>>579343198
Reppin West Aucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dQ-4IV_8xo
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>>579343001
Do you know anything about the Nazi party or do you just think you do because you're German?
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>30 unique posters
all me btw
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>>579343324
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>>579343323
sure i do. and who said im german?
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Wairarapa sucking dick as always
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>>579343145
You won't have been the first to make that mistake. Anyway i'm out and off to get drunk. See you /b/ros.
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>>579343423
You did in a previous thread.

>sure i do.
Clearly not by your replies.
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Mt Roskill reporting in,
tfw when no id and it feels like it's taking forever to get my passport
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>>579343423
You that girl? South auckland if i recall...

>>579343324
bruh
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>>579343525
Lmao nice!
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Well fuck bros i just finished my last diesel, know i must know, should i open the spare beers and risk the wroth of my house mates and potentially a purging of the stomach or should i just finish up?
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>>579343615
how do you know its still me? i could be someone else.
and i do. ask me anything. hell, ive been thaught every year in school about that shit.
>>579343721
yeah southie. :)
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>>579343525
A GOD
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>>579343525
Post cunt.
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anyone in hamilton east wanna do something?
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>>579343568
gn

>>579343721
yo
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>>579343957
Depends do u have weed?
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>>579343834
Nah, I can tell by your writing style.

>ive been thaught every year in school about that shit.
"Taught", yeah, sure. The German educatin system wouldn't not teach you about it, right? What reason did they give for the rise of the Nazi party?

Did they mention the large role homosexuals played in the party?
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>>579343957
Drive to Tauranga, pick me up, and we'll go cause some trouble.
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>>579338352
pretty sure he is the gladiator, fucking good movie that
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>/r9k/ archive down for good
all those memories

gone
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>>579343525
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>>579343834
You didn't post your feet in the last thread.

Tsk Tsk, disappointing
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>>579339149
They're not going to make tobacco illegal they'll just make it so expensive noone could possibly afford it
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>>579344134
yeah, taught.
which rise? the one in 1933 or now? cause i think now were like doing everything to prevent them from rising at all.
nope.
and hows my writing style different?
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>>579344393
you should buy your gf cuter panties
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>>579344417
Quick, someone tell Marc Ellis so he can getin amongest it.
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>>579344249
So summing up all the info you've dropped in these threads, you're a gay nazi from tauranga who has an appreciation for the golden age of hollywood.
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Anyone in kapi fuckin ti? I'm wasted as fuck and bored as shit. Join me in my tree house. I'll even bust out the extension cord and we can hook up the guitar.

Pls... So desperate
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>>579344547
She's just got home from work, also she buys her own, not my job
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>>579344576
do me next!
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>>579344393
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>>579344387
bro, you dont wanna see my socks.
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>>579344127
no I don't sadly
>>579344249
I'm too drunk and poor to drive
>>579344417
There will be a black market though, but it may end up just being cheaper to get weed
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>>579344454
The one which came to power in 1933.

>yeah, taught.
You couldn't possibly see how they might not 'teach' you the whole truth? The good with the bad?

It's like how here in New Zealand we're taught that British colonisation was this terribly thing and how our ancestors stole all the land but the truth is quite different.

>and hows my writing style different?
You don't capitalise sentences and it's almost like you are writing a list.
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>>579343142
chur bruh
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>>579344691
...why...
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>>579344576
Am I that see through?
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>>579344671
Shit man I only know you're a korean-new zealander kpop aficionado, who call's people "hyung" which is korean for older brother.
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dont know /b/
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>>579344726
>I'm too drunk and poor to drive
Thanks, Obama!
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norewhere
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>>579344801
they teach us about the one in 1933, yes.
i dunno. all that we are being told is how shitty germany is. thats why everyone hates us and we have to be ashamed to be german.
what do you mean writing a list?>>579344897
theyre ugly as. bought the ugliest i could find.
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>>579344561
Get in there marcy
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>>579344917
damn

nice
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>>579344561
Where does he live again? Like which area?
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>>579344726
Cunts gona get busted for growing their own tobacco in the roof
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Any dunners cunts on?
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>>579344910
I'm just going by what you told me, the classic cinema hobby I inferred from the gifs you posted.
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>>579344726
Figures it can never be that easy, how far are u from hillcrest i am also far to drunk to drive?
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Better?
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>>579345145
hm, didn't realise korea had an SNL...
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>>579345045
>i dunno. all that we are being told is how shitty germany is. thats why everyone hates us and we have to be ashamed to be german.
Honestly, spend some time on /pol/. Hell, if you have some free time go and start a thread there now and ask them to give you some evidence to show that what you have been taught isn't true.

Read between the lines, some will try and portray the Third Reich as the best thing that has ever happened but, look at the evidence they provide (and they will provide a lot) and make up your own mind.

You should not feel ashamed for being German.
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>>579345146
Wherever the fuck he wants.
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>/pol/ time
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>>579345412
I-I do like classic cinema.

>do you want to be friends or something?
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>>579345521
I'm pretty much by the uni
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>>579345540
das hot
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>>579345649
its difficutl not feeling ashamed when all people do on the inerent and even in other coutries is swear at you and say you are a nazi and killed 9 million people. everyone would feel ashamed then.
and the third reich was the worst thing that could happen, do you know how many innocent people died?
my favourite topic were the "widerstandskämpfer", like anne frank, the geschwister scholl and and and. im happy there were so many.
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>>579345774
I think i saw him the other day on my way home from countdown, i just kind of looked at him awkwardly then kept walking.
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>>579346092
Whatever, if you want to feel sad and ashamed because of the lies others have told you, do it.

No skin off my nose.
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>>579346114
Was he dribking orange juice?

>No he was drinking normal jews? Why do you ask?
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>>579345887
Eh, the whole nazi thing is a bit of a hang up of mine.
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>>579346391
Na he wasn't

Boy, that's a very specific question...
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>>579345521

Mate just down rau south, basically the end of tennis court road.
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>>579345935
will u stab me and or rape me?
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>>579346610
I will if that's what you want.
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>>579346537
Oh, I wouldn't expect you to pay my gas bill or anything?

>>579346543
He used to run an orange juice company-Charlies.
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damn, my ears are red
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>>579346894
Its not gay if its a reach around aye?
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>still hearing fireworks
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>>579346547
wat? iam of confused tennis court road?
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>>579346912
kek, jesus totally forgot about that

>>579346931
mine too, these athm50 memephones get uncomfortable. Shit i just realised i've been at my computer for 12 hours now. This is shaping up to be a shit holiday
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>>579347232
Sounds like a perfect holiday
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>>579347232
>tfw haven't even been awake for 12 hours
>>
>>579346274
>>>/pol/38625660
>>
>>579347214
Yeah, you meaning Hillcrest road?

> there is a tennis court on tennis court road
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>>579347475
BASED NOONA
>>
>>579347463
Well that's something to my benefit. I'm on normal sleeping hours now, been going to bed at 1-3am all semester and now that it's over i fixed it

>>579347367
4 months of it so we'll see, ha

I'm guessing we're supposed to hate her, but did everyone see Diplo get BTFO by Lorde this morning?
>>
>>579347492
Hillcrest suburb in the great city of the tron
>>
Thamesfag here, bored as fux
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>>579337572

you know why right?
because most kiwis can't handle consequences

also, anyone in chch sellin?

been without a blaze of 4 days
>>
>>579347708

> your small penis

Jesus Christ on a fucking bicycle
>>
>>579338352

maryke?
>>
>>579347916
Diplo was a bit of a prick, so think it was deserved.
>>
couldn't you just have dumped the info graphics here?

now i don't know where to post
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>>579346610
maybe
>>
>>579339947

yeah but that shit anit made here
we're not just paying for it and tax
we're paying some cunt to import it here

we live in a tiny country at the bottom of the world

everything good is made elseware
you want it?

gotta pay to have it brought here

jus saying
>>
>>579347865
you drink man?
>>
>>579347865
Its just modern culture, no one is willing to admit they are the ones that fucked up, people seem to think that it makes them less special or something. Its all over the developed world, and the blame game is getting worse
>>
>>579348240
I thought that as I started dumping but Anonette will have a lot of questions and the Kiwifags on /b/ won't care for it.
>>
>>579348069

But still, very unexpected response. Especially published on a popular news website
>>
>>579348254
How hard do u bite? and is LK open still?
>>
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>>579347475
>13 unique posters
1 is Taurangay grandpa
1 is Noona
11 are me and my proxies
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>>579349283
Haha, you cheeky bratwurst.
>>
>>579348975
i'm probably not going to rape anyone tonight
I think it closes at 10.30, any parties tonight?
>>
>>579348314

so much i wont see 30.... im 29

>>579348362

and then they have a cry boo hoo it's not my fault it's the (insert banned product or activity here) annnnd it's gone
>>
Just noticed my nips get hard when I take a shot, is that weird?
>>
You all dead again?
>>
>>579349767
Fuck if i know bean working all week with cunts that dont drink, who the fuck in their early 20's doesnt drink
>>
>>579350151
You've obviously trained your Japanese sluts well.
>>
>>579350147
got most of a bottle of scotch whiskey you can have man
>>
>>579350151

my nips are hard just thinking about it
>>
>>579350258
Alcoholics.
>>
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>tfw my gooks get hard when i take a shot
>>
>>579350151
Only if u dont try to lick them

>>579350147
We should all live like logans run
>>
>>579340282
What a waste of pasta.
>>
>tfw not sure if good looking enough...
>>
>>579350258
You've misspelled the word "been" like six times. Is this some running joke I'm unaware of?
>>
>>579350586
plastic

surgery
>>
>>579350572
Still ate it
>>
>>579350615
How long have you bean meaning to bring that up?
>>
>>579350615
I just do that i dont know why, lost marks in exams because of it but i dont give a fuck
>>
>>579350729
I'm not trying to be a Korean pop star.

>yet.
>>
>tfw /pol/ is the only major board i haven't been b& on
>>
>>579351110
You've been on /hm/ and /lgbt/ you fgt?
>>
>>579351238
>major
>>
>>579351238
i have been b& on /cm/ tho
>>
>>579351269
I get a major hard on when I visit /hm/ so...

>don't know what /cm/ is.
>>
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>>579351110
>>
>>579343525
That necklace looks familiar...
>>
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>>579351457
cute/male

>>>/hm/991176
they're all bigger than me
>>
>>579351590
Oh?
>>
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still waitin on dat weed hook up b/ros

also question

does anyone else get mad when they play a game and NZ isn't even on the world map or cut off partly
>>
Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
>>
>>579351625
Lol, get buff, heaps of people like buff Asian boys.
>>
>>579351821

thanks for caring

got any?
>>
>>579351742
You read that article the other day about that?

I've noticed that happens quite often. Happens on heaps of threads on 4chan that deal with maps, too. NZ is often cut off.

>I'll put us on the map when I go full "Heil", right mine little fraulein?
>>
>>579351719
Lower half of Nth Island?
>>
>>579351890
and what about muh dick?
>>
On the piss in Waiouru
>>
>>579352142
Keep it?
>>
>>579351110
I've been b& on /a/ twice and /mu/ once during that whole murder shenanigan.

I think i capped them
>>
>>579352112
Take a guess
>>
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>>579352034

no i haven't seen it

are you the german that i noticed in the thread, id check the ids but cbf'd
>>
>>579352320
why post about the murder on a blue board?
>>
>>579352413
No, I'm the gay Nazi.
>>
>>579352034
They cut nz out cause they realize that the rest of the map would become irreverent
>>
Sup nigs,
Thoughts about that fag dat went to brazil and braged to de cawps about escaping nz, den gawt caught
Lelelol
>>
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>>579352428
Yeah good point.

I first heard about the murder on /fit/ so i thought (Much like the fappening) this /b/ related thing affected the entire 4chan.

/mu/ is the board i frequent the most so i went over there posted the same pic that was posted on /fit/. My thread on /mu/ got taken down far before the one on /fit/ did (I think it stayed up for like half a day).
>>
>>579352380
So I'm right - lower half of Nth Island?
>>
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>>579352606

i genuinely laughed at this
thank you
>>
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>>579352606
>>
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>>579352574

oh cool
got any good drugs?
>>
Timaru reporting in
>>
>>579352915
Just ritalin and dex.
>>
>>579352787
Nope, closer to Auckland
>>
>>579352741
>30 day b&
lmao
>>
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>>579353048
They actually lifted it after two days, i didn't even get a chance to make a bullshit appeal.

>in pic related i was referring to Aya Hirano's music video for TOXXIC, kek
>>
>>579353018
Yes plz where are you
>>
>>579353023
Ok... so perhaps the necklace wasn't as familiar as I thought. But thanks for playing! :)
>>
>>579353142
before the no fap btw
>>
>>579353223
Tauranga.
>>
>>579353018

god damn it, the last NZ thread i went to had like 90% people trying to find weed hook ups

just not my night
>>
>>579353346
just grow some in your trees
>>
>>579353249
Sweet as
>>
>>579353346
Wait, are you looking to sell weed or boy weed?

Where are you?
>>
>>579342616
Taupobro

Nui or Tauhara?
>>
>>579353283
Ah, Thames here.
>>
>>579353142
>tfw haven't posted on /a/ in a year
>>
>>579353346

i want to buy it

live in christchurch.. sorta
>>
>>579353731
good it's a shithole anyway, i always get ganged up on and bullied by a bunch of /a/nons whenever i go there :(
>>
>>579353023
Pukekohe?
>>
>>579353839
Okay closer to coromandel
>>
>>579354015
>>579353615
nevermind
>>
>>579353615
Come to Tauranga for a drive.
>>
How much would one bang out of ten?
>>
damn, everyone's writing essays on /pol/
>>
>>579354210
Wouldn't be a bad idea if I wasn't too tired to drive right now
>>
>>579354292
yeash
>>
>>579354292
5/10. She just seems pretty ordinary to me.
>>
>>579331128
Why do NZFAGS try so hard to be like Australians?
>>
Any Palmyfags got weed?
>>
>>579343551
masterton here, you?
>>
>>579354579
Because the culture gap isn't very wide.
>>
>>579354579
We don't, we just sprang from the same bough.
>>
Any chch fags want to swap some weed for some whiskey?
>>
>>579354354
Yeah, I always do, aye.

You should see me getting comfy in British Empire threads.
>>
>>
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>>579354579

you're a faggot
please bleed out slowly
>>
i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
>>
>>579354386
>cute
>>
/whocupdaytomorrowhere/
>>
>>579354926
should be the other way around, fuck
>>
new thread where?
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