/b/, I am getting married to my japanese gf in 2 weeks.
This is your last chance to stop me. Tell me why its a bad idea.
pic related, its my fiancé
she looks like a decent lady OP..
but ok heres the plan.
you buy a goat (or any meat, aslong as you have blood)+ a black pastic bag
you slaughter that goat and put the meat and blood in the bag then go up to her and say you've killed someone. (make sure the bag is as heavy as a person to make it more believable)
Show her the bag with the meat of the goat and ask her to help you bury it.
if she helps you she's yours for life, if she doesn't i'm sorry
Other than marriage being a bad idea in general, do you son.
the OP must've gotten his package early.
Some nigger will probably fuck her while you become some loyal beta hating your life and then posting in 2-3 years from now same shitpost but asking /b/ to stop you before you an hero.
and we'll just be here saging and loliposting ylyl but you'll be the one to bring us all back to our roots via live cam an hero.
we are all heaven.
bonus halloween pic
gtfo of /b/ you fucking idiot and go enjoy your life. Asking autistic people for advice...
I will post nudes of my 10/10 ex if you post nudes with face.
>Proof I'll do it
as soon as you marry her you've signed away half of yourself. Any money you will ever make she can suck out of you. Marriage is just an unfair system, why would you play a game where she can change the rules anytime instead where you both have to follow the same rules.
Go for it OP
your futur son.
The subset you're talking about are the weirdest asian autists out there, they fry their skin through tanning booths or just chemically rape their skin so they can act like they jellin with their melanin... fuck it.
I lose interest fast when I'm typing with one hand
op show us her tits
Sorry but no
Don't think so, her family is rich
I already said she is japanese
this is true. She is completely scared of them.
Take a serious critical view of marriage. Let me spell out some of the facts:
1) The lust phase will end. If you haven't been together for more than a year, OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
2) If you haven't co-habitated, you have NO IDEA what the rest of your life is going to be like.
3) If you're not both on board for things like: Religion, politics, philosophy, and/or children, then any one of those could spell a complete disaster and you're only setting yourself up for an antagonistic life.
4) Observe her mother. Is she crazy? This might not seem applicable now, but this woman is the basis for what your wife thinks is normal behaviour for married wives. If her mother is crazy, and worse if your fiance doesn't see it, THEN RUN.
5) Sex can't be the basis of the relationship. Sorry dude, it's just not always going to be there like it is right now. Things fade. Those are some glorious tits though.
6) Kids change everything. Even if you're fantastically happy, kids change everything.
7) If you plan on being a gaijian in japan, then get used to racism.
But hell man, from someone whose marriage is falling apart, it was still the best years of my life. Grab those titties and giggle them for all they're worth while you still can.
Ahaha huge tits, asian, and her family's got money. Enjoy being her dad's bitch and getting whipped to a bloody pulp by her after you say those vows OP.
Unless you have a very high paying job already she and her family are going to be on your ass to make more money.
it's a fucking horrible idea. dont get me wrong i LOVE asian pussy more than any pussy, but when it comes to passing on genes you need to mate with superior genes, AKA white genes.
Just because asian chicks are the sexiest on earth, doesn't mean they have best genetics.
if you have children with an asian woman your son isn't going to be fucking tall, or have superior blue eyes, or have a big dick.
Do your future son a fucking favor and dont make him half asian.
The point is that she is definitely not interested in my money.
thanks, best post so far.
I've been with her for 2 years, living together for 1.
We are both not religious.
Her mother is extremely nice and caring.
#5 sex is very active, but I do enjoy her companionship in genera.
#6 yeah I worried about kids.
#7 we both don't want to live in japan forever. But yeah kids would complicate plans...
>Nice body, in shape
JUST MARRY HER ALREADY OP
You coulda done a lot better. Is that not enough?
Simple reason. Because as you get older, you become more valuable. As she gets older, she will become less valuable. Why would you want to be legally bonded with another human who is guaranteed to be less valuable than yourself in 10-20 years?
I don't know how old you are but ask any married/divorced man who has been married for at-least 5-10 years+ , especially the ones with kids and they will tell you "don't fucking do it"
Marriage is a trap to turn a man into a paycheck.
For the love of everything
please. Holy shit.
OP, you might not get this kinda chance again. it's a game of odds.
If she's the best thing in your life, don't let it slip.
You might regret it down the road, or never quite find someone like her.
And for the love of god, after all this help from /b/, please grant us the one rule. tits
Yep. the kid is what threw my marriage under the bus. We were really fucking happy until that.
Not that I hold it against him or anything, but the stress of it all threw me into a depression. Apparently I have a fair-weather wife. Some fights later everything has cooled off and no-one is talking about divorce anymore.
But she threatened to simply leave me and find another dick. And I really haven't forgiven her for that. Probably never will. The love has faded.
Kids change and complicate everything.
Best of luck man.
It is the best idea you ever had!!!
She just has a shriveled up snoop dog face where the eyes and eyebrows kind of fall in on themselves
The one thing she has going for her is she actually has tits. But when thats your only feature...
Ive seen tons of japanese women. Some of who are attractive and many of whom are not. Theres nothing going for this one. At all.
Making the mother of all omelets here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg
No thats not what I am saying at all. I am saying she is not marrying me in order to get my money.
I don't plan to be poor, that is just irresponsible.
nope, you can't spot naturals huh?
Damn OP your lady is fucking gorgeous. Congrats man I think my filipina gf and I are getting married in a few months when she finishes her RN program. Have fun with that thing as much as you can before you both get old and shitty.
OP, from the sounds of it it's a match made in fuckin' heaven mate. If her mum is a decent broad and likes you you're fucking golden.
Legit congrats from a forever single fucker who's played the game and will probably just continue to have booty calls for rest of life, fantasized about having a longterm girlfriend for some time but for some reason it just won't work for me. Happy for you OP
>love asian pussy more than any pussy
Holy shit /fitpol/ right there. Tight pussy is tight pussy, doesn't matter the race. Stop posting about shit you haven't experienced yourself, you look like a fucking moron.
>mfw everyone in this thread claiming fake tits because she's asian
Must suck being a virgin and envying OP
Who is to say that this thread is true, could be just your average 4chan faggot dreaming and wishing for a japanese wife with big tits and found some pics through a social network or what not, and than made all our dicks turn diamond with nothing but lies. I'd say good show OP.
>TT: Anon brags about his qt 3.14 waifu under the pretext of questioning the relationship
All I ask is that you think of me next time you fuck her.
We all do bro, but i'm suspecting that OP is a not telling the truth. Rule of thumb here on 4chan is that whenever you want to brag about your hot bitch, that's fine but you better post some goddamn nudes. If you don't than you're a filthy lier and a homo.
OK, you deserve some reward for keeping my thread alive. I hope you enjoy.
My experience in marrying an asian (chinese, not japanese), is that she is awesome in almost every way. Hard worker, makes more than I do, stays sexy even after giving birth, completely loyal, just a perfect mate... EXCEPT ... the sex just isn't very good or consistent. No variety. Shy. No oral. No anal. No surprise or unexpected fucks.
This one thing has frequently made me question if I made a good decision. I suppose when I'm 70 I won't care any more, but for now it sucks. If you don't have issues there then I would ask you what the fuck you're waiting for, you should have married her already, dumbshit.
Got a divorce from a Japanese woman whom I was with for 8 years...
Cheating whores, a good portion of them. They have no qualms about cheating, and they will lie about it until the day they die.
Because you never met. Because she's usung you. Because marriage defines nothing and the cons far outweigh the pros. A sign of a good woman is one who cares very little about tying the knot it not
sex will almost completely stop
bitching/griping will increase
spending of your money will skyrocket
your stuff is gone because it's stupid, so now we have to be new stuff together.
if she has kids, she'll most likely get fat, don't care if jap, they get fat too.
you'll lose half your shit in the divorce and end up paying her alimony for the rest of her life because there's no fucking way she'll remarry and lose your check.
don't do it. EVER.
My experience in fucking/dating an asian chick, is exactly like what you said. The sex is just sex, nothing more nothing less. For me that grew old real quick, and as a sexual orientated guy. I went back to the nigger race. So what you want about those nigger girls, but they'll suck/ride your dick like they're life depends on it.
if you think these are implants you haven't been out much lol
You bring up a good point. Japanese ideas about infidelity differ drastically from America ideas.
In Japan they are accepted, but typically ignored.
Do you and your fiance plan on being monogamous to each other OP?
that's what I was thinking... when I was single and living in Japan, it did not matter AT ALL if the girl I was trying to hook up with had a boyfriend. It was just as easy as if they were single. In fact, sometimes easier as they Japanese boyfriends often don't give their GFs much attention....
the only ones that weren't cheaters were the serious ones, in which they simply weren't fun, as they were such ridiculously serious rule followers.
If you divorce you're fucked, you two have kids and divorce even more fucked, she claims that you hit her you are super fucked, she get's your information/wallet/banking account you are beyond fucked
don't do it anon, just have the ceremony to make her feel super fucking special but don't sign that damned contract
No offense friend, but you couldn't handle the one thing all of our ancestors have been doing for the past 500,000 years, you should neuter your son and yourself to make sure your inferior bloodline ends with you guys.