Step right up and ask the almighty Monolith a question.

I want to be rich.

will i get gf

>>579271642
will i be having sex with her over winter?

Will I ever care about anyhting

>>579271642
Should i get high at the attila concerct?

>>579272098
thats not a fucking question you piece of shit

>>579271642

will i find her

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>>579272346

is she into me?

A

>>579271642
Will I ever be able to even?

Will she move to be with me

>>579272512
Are you sure?

Should I use my money for a god tier gaming computer ?

>>579272684
Just proved monolith is an ass fuck who doesnt know what he is talking about

>>579272756
Give me a proper answer you fat rock

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>>579271642

Will I ever fuck my wife's sister?

oh almighty monolith. Once I reach my goals that i wish to accomplish will i finally be happy?

>>579271642

im gonna be happy in the future

>>579271642
will i get her?

>>579272825
>>579272904

confirmed, monolith is a piece of shit, DO NOT TRUST HIM

>>579271642
Is she the one?

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>>579272905

Just tell me Monolith!

>>579271642
Should i try another sport, if so, would i be happy with it?

>>579273048
fucking monolith, more like monolithic cunt

>>579271642
Will I bang the new roommate?

will /b/ ever be good?

>>579271642

will i get a girlfriend in december monolith?

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>>579271642
Will this prediction come true?

>>579273241
Bullshit, Monolith

>>579273275
Reroll then

>>579273241
Monolith being a lying cunt I see

>>579273402
>>579273241
rofl

>>579273193
God damn it monolith

>>579271642
Is it all true?

will i sex?

What game or movie is this from?

Can /b count to ten?

>>579273402
God damn it

>>579271642
will I fuck her right in the pussy soon?

am I getting laid soon

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>>579273438
Work with me here Monolith.

Will I get that job tomorrow?

Do I have a chance with her?

>>579271642
will i be good at league of legends soon

>>579273275
>>579273438
>>579273726
>terraforming Venus
Not with all that acid, no.

Will I get a bj soon

Will i ever not be a faggot?

>>579271642
will I finally into lady gains?

>>579271642
can i be happy for once please. its been so long...

is she gonna say yes when i ask her out

>>579273904
HA get rekt

>>579273917
Oh, come on!

>>579271642
will i ever be happy

Did I hold out hope for nothing?

Will I remain fully heterosexual throughout my life?

>>579273940
That was so relevant holy shit

>>579271642
So will I be remembered on a worldwide scale?

Am I the best fucking person on the planet?

>>579274052
>>579271642
Fuck you, monolith!

should i invit her this weekend?

>>579271642
Will i fuck that 20yo medicine student?

Does she like me?

>>579273917
Well obviously they would have to work on the atmosphere first. They would have to find someway to neutralize the acid. It's a 50 year span. Alot can happen in 50 years.

>>579274203
Touche, you sly little devil.

>>579274216
This is bullshit man.

Will I get laid this year?

Is the next post after mine gonna be absolutely fucken retarded?

will i ever has a gf

>>579274341
Will it be with someone I like?

Will i Fuck philine within the next year?

Will i drive the nonconformists from my homeland, purge the unworthy and free the world from the grip of ykw?

>>579271642
How many more millenia til I finally die?

>>579274471
>>579274341

winrar

>>579274475
reroll

>>579271642

Will I do well today

will i get a gf before i turn 25?

>>579274271
Still doubt 50 years will be enough to completely change the atmosphere of a hostile planet.
Then again, there are extremophiles that could somewhat work with that. I don't know. Doesn't really seem plausible to me.

>>579271642
Will society collapse within my lifetime?

will my dick ever not be curved?

>>579274417
after i die??? fuggg better kill myself now

Will one of my current life objectives become reality.

should i use her until i leave for uni

>>579274635
reroll²

I know it gets better

But soon??

will i get better in college?

Hello Almighty Monolith. Will this end, and be over, forever?

will we ever get back together?

gf get?

>>579274686
Fine, monolith, I get it.

>>579274812
hahahahah

>>579274686
Well not within 50 years. The terraformation BEGINS in 50 years. So NASA or whatever top dog space agency has 50 years to find a working achievable method.

>>579271642
Should I rap

>>579271642
Am I going to finally end up with the love of my life or not?

>>579274830
Okay Almighty Monolith. Thank you. I do have another question if you don't mind. Do you mind?

>>579274865
rerolling

>>579274805
reroll³

>>579271642
will i stop taking medication

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Will she ever love me

Will everybody in this thread get laid?

will franky has a gf

Will she give me, The Sex.

Will I ever get laid?

>>579275176
HAHAHA

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>>579275157
Whoa that's some deep shit bro.

will i become rich?

>>579271642
Will my plan of winning something work?

Almighty monolith, will it end this weekend?

>>579271642
we'll be back together?

i gon get marry to 7/10 or better??

>>579275345

>>579275352
>>579275402
That's harsh monolith, damn.

Can i habe da pussi b0ss?

will she take me back

>>579274904
If by begin you're willing to agree on work out plans and theorise seriously, have funded projects and such instead of vessels being sent to actually initiate the terraforming itself, then I agree. It seems possible to me.

Though, Venus will remain too hot and it's easier to warm up a planet than cool it down. Not to mention that in a few million years the sun will get a lot hotter and completely burn out Mercury, leaving Venus a flaming drop of lava.
By then, I guess, we'll have figured out how to move to a better system.

>>579271642
will i ever get her

Will I win the lottery

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>>579275157
>>579275157
>>579275157
>>579275157

I'm just tired of being me.

will franky become rich?

>>579271642
Is OP a faggot?

>>579275176
>>579275251
Who is it? Fess up!

>>579275665
Rerolling

Will moot finally kill himself

>>579275036
You're right Monolith. Okay so I'll just go ahead and ask. Can I end this before I graduate?

>>579275790
It's come down to this. You must make the decision. Is OP a faggot?

>>579271642
f or J

Will the next F.E.A.R be as original as the first one?

>>579271642
Will I marry the right one?

will i ever get laid


>>579275645
dem feels

Will it work itself out.

should I go to college?

Will the end number to the next posters roll be 5?

>>579275810
You have a job to do Anon. You decide Moot's fate. >>579275790
And you too are the only one who can make OP gay or straight.
>>579275826
Monolith am I the best motherfucker around?

will I ever fuck one of them

will a girl fall in love with me?

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>>579276067
That doesn't make sense?

Will I marry her?

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>>579275157
>>579275645

Will I be happy?

Does she want the D?

will a girl fall in love with franky?

>>579276150
dont ask stupid questions fag

>>579271642
will I get a job that actually pays me good money?

>>579275905
Reroll

I want to go far away.

will i make it

>>579276252
damn dude, monolith is bringing the harsh truths today

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>>579276150
But how does it depend on me? Do I have to kill my self?

Is op a faggot?

>>579276092
fuck you too Almighty Monolith. You daft cunt. Nigger. >>579275992
Monolith is wrong you actually should anon.
Monolith will I snowboard in the next two years?

>>579276312
DAMMIT!!!

>>579271642
Will I be happy

will she love me

Will I get the love of my life?

>>579271642
Is the love i have for her real?

pls monolithpai, will find a true cutie to be mine in the next month?
captcha 420

>>579272537
>didn't play STALKER

>>579276387
You heard the monolith.
Will he ever even think about it?

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Will I bang my room mate tonight.

will it go well for the next 2 years?

>>579271642
Do the broads want the dick?

Will she leave me?

>>579271642
Will Saturday go well?

rrrrrrrroll

should i finish the semester?

Will I ever get my dream job?

Will I go to my dream home?

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>>579275157
>>579275645
>>579276252

These rolls.

I should just give up. I don't want to feel this feel anymore.

>>579271642
is that whore stalking me?

>>579276485
reroll

>>579276252
poor guy

>>579276473
Straight answer please. ALSO will I get the chance to start that company?

>>579276417
ROFL I WILL DIE IN THE NEXT TWO YEARS AND BE SENT DOWN A MOUNTAIN VIA SNOWBOARD. Thanks monolith, you're my nigga. Monolith will I do a 260 or a 180, you know I mean fgt.

>>579276572
q~q
ok then

Almighty Monolith, shall I be the savior of planet Earth?

>>579276587
He'll outlive me and contemplate suicide?

will it go well for franky for the next 2 years?

Will she ever love me?

Is tomorrow's date gonna go well?

should i continue the program after the semester?

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>>579276654
Will this anon have a good life

>>579276762
He will never think about killing himself?

will i work soon?

is this real life

>>579276732
alright shit monobrosef I asked a terrible question. Will I turn this badness around in a 360 degree matter?

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>>579276654
>>579276252
>>579275645
>>579275157

Another, Last time.

Will she go away?

>>579276634
>>579276654
>>579275157
>>579275645
>>579276252
Will Monolith and Fate stop being an ass tonight?

>>579271642
Will I pass my Chem test?

>>579276819
Thanks, monolith.

>>579273527
The game S.T.A.L.K.E.R, it's basically a "What if the Chernobyl accident happened twice?". Pretty great games.

>>579271642
Should I try again with Sarah?

Will I ever get my ex back?

Will tomorrow night go well?

>>579276938
Can we or anyone else help this anon?

>>579276761
I knew it, I must begin my training to save the world....

>>579276904
LMFAO Monolith are you telling the truth about that anon or are you just trying to scare him?

Will half life 3 be released in 2015?

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>>579276904
>>579276938
Holy shit! Anon just hang in there. I'm sure there is something good bound to happen for you.

Intentionally short and vague, will it happen?

Will I see skeletons tonight?

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>>579276761
ARE YOU GOKU?

>>579271642
will i find a gf before the new year

Does she like me

>>579277212
I bet the monolith just hates him.

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>>579277202
I chuckled.

>>579271642
Will i find a job within the week?

Will my life get better?

Will I meet someone on Tinder?

Will /b/ ever be as "good" as it was again?

>>579277265
Alright then

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Will I have enough money to buy a kilo of cocaine every day for the rest of my life?

will i ever marry her

>>579277212
>>579277202
>>579277167
LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHA. But bros. >>579277194
Monolith said he never tells the truth. Or would never lie. I think I did wrong by making that a two-part post. MONOLITH will I love myself in the near future?

>>579277235
Rerolling.... Will it happen?

>>579277335
Reroll

>>579276938
>>579277331
See, anon? Just cheer up and tell us what did you do to piss off the monolith?

should i get drunk?

Will ISIS establish a caliphate with european territory?

Does she love me.

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>>579276654
One more try. Will this anon have a good life.

>>579271642
Will I ever see her again?

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>>579277202
shit

>>579277415
Fuck nigga

>>579277212
>>579277331
Do you Monolith? Do you really hate the poor anon?

Does she love me

>>579271642
will it get better?

>>579276904
>>579276938
>>579277212

Holy fuck Monolith hates this guy

Hang in there Anon :(

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>>579276938
>>579276654
>>579276252
>>579275645
>>579275157

These.

Should I wake up tomorrow?

>>579277485
rerolling
Answer me, monolith

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>>579277515
Be nice, Monolith.

>>579271642
Is there a god?

>>579277397

Aw fuck this, no reason for me to lurk anymore than.

Another question since im replying again anyways: Does the monolith actually say the truth?

>>579277585
reroll then

Will Survarium be any good?

>>579277630
Hang in there. You have to wake up tomorrow.

>>579271642
will jade be my girlfriend?

>>579277630
Don't give up, anon!
It's just the monolith that's a dick to you. It's fine, don't worry.

Will I get success in my job?

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bout to get real gay.

Can she love me Monolith?

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>>579277702
I tried

Shall I get back with my ex?

>>579277730
2deep4u

Should I play another game of Sioux in Age of Empires 3

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>>579277630

I just got a ban for spam, great.

I'm out, wish me luck

Will everything be alright?

Wilk i ever do what i like and gry paid for it

>>579277461
FUCK YES I'm on a roll monopussybitch. K brah. Should I buy sex toys?

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>>579277880
That fucking roll feel.

is this company going to hire me and help me get out of a 10 year depression.

>>579277979
Be well, anon!
We wish you the best.

Should everyone abandon /b/?

Should I do what I want to do?

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>>579277979
God speed anon.

>mfw this thread.

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>>579277930
Jesus christ, Monolith.

Will New Zealand's offiicial flag change as a result of the upcoming referendum?

>>579275157
>>579275645
>>579276252
>>579276654
>>579276938
>>579277212
>>579277331
>>579276904
>>579277515
>>579277702

Someone screencap this shit please. Holy shit I'm in tears this is so good.

>>579278208
Nigga have you seen my rolls.

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>>579277979
Fret not, I'm pretty sure life will get better for you. Right, Monolith?

>>579278265
I was just about to request the same.

Should we be together?

>>579278265
Go ahead, it could be worse, you all could be me

>>579278302
Oh, come on. You're just making it worse for him.

>>579278064
Monolith am I meant to cause strife among the lines between classy gentleman and fun guy who pitches rides and lives adventurously?

>>579278252
That's relieving, all the alternate suggestions are shit.

Will the LSD my friend buys be actual LSD or research chems?

>>579278281
Yes. I have been watching you the whole thread. I was wishing you luck.

>>579271642
will I go out with someone soon?

Is she pregnant

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Does she even like me?
(Brooke)

should i inject saline into my rectum

Reroll

>>579278428
>>579278443
This just keeps getting worse and worse.

>>579278451
Monolith I thank you for this and all of the other wisdom you have given me in this thread. May no one cross you or pee behind you.

>>579278494
I didn't ask a binary question, fuck.

Will it be real LSD?

>>579271642
Will i get a job soon?

Widssandwigagfty

>>579271642
Will i get sum dat dank pussy dis weekend

will i ever get the girl i love?
FUCK THIS THREAD AND FUCK YOU

>>579278443
>>579278302

fuck my life.

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>>579278302
>>579278531
>>579278602
>>579278428

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>>579278302
I'm not gonna quit until you be nice to this anon, Monolith

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did the mono lie?

>>579278667
...so it'll be research chems?

>>579278710
Good luck anon, it all depends on you

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>>579278602
juggalo
>mfw

>>579278710
i think i be gettin sum a dat mad pussy den

kappa?

bye

>>579271642
Is it going to work out?

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>>579278750
>>579278782
God damn! Will this ride ever end?

>>579278750
He's just trying to put you in a rut.
Don't listen to him.
The monolith's a giant dildo.

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>>579278902
Not until something good happens

Will my gf break up with me in the next month

>>579278814
I'll ask again because i'm confused, will the drug my friend buys and shares with men with the intention of it being LSD be real LSD?

>>579277034
Are you wrong?

>>579278695
Fucking Reroll then

>>579278750
>>579278902
>>579278949
See? See? He even agreed he is!
Don't despair.

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>>579278949
Even the Monolith agrees!

>>579271642
Will OP die in a fire tonight?

Will I get housing? I don't want to become homeless at my new school...

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>>579279035
Will the anon you are being a dick to have a good life

Reroll

>>579279121
Reroll. Should I try for Sarah again?

Is it always going to be like this?

Roll, again.

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>>579271642
Do you have Battletoads?

>>579279225
Reroll

>>579271642
Will my problem be resolved in my favor?

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>>579279035
>>579279245
The time is now

Should I just let her go?

>>579279397
So my problem of what to eat will be resolved when I die. Nice

Will me and my ex get back together?

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>>579279035
>>579279245
>>579279405
COME ON

>>579271642
Will you fuck me monolith?

Will I fuck my neighbour?

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>>579279551
Oil up!

Am I going to be able to move on?

is my fiance cheating

Should I stay with Gab?

>>579279550
Good luck

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do cheat on gf with step sister?

>>579279550
It's somewhat your fault, too.

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>>579279550
All depends on me, huh? In that case, Anon will have a good life

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>>579279550
its ok, im going now. godspeed.

anyone can screencap my feels. anon.

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>>579279856
>Anon will have a good life
Finally!

>>579279938
>>579279856
But your good life is already happening, anon

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>>579279856

Will I pass my driving test?