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Epic butt hurt.
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>>579092890
naice
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Fuck time magazine, bunch of jews working through writing to claim their one goverment empire.
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wish I were potty trained -_-
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I just tried to starry a thread for this!!
Here is the link

>>579092367
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>>579093338

Okay yeah no link I guess
But it takes 2 seconds to find
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>>579092890
lol status
[x] lolcano
[x] lolocaust
[x] aplolcalype
[x] cash4lold.com
[x] ALGLOL
[x] /plol/
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>>579093202
so proud of you all, you heroic bastards

>let's trigger some bitches
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Is it so hard for people to not put a capital c in "4chan"?
Every single time the site name is in the FAQ, the rules or a banner it's spelled with alowercase c.
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tumblr anti-feminists are partly to blame as well

as well as common sense
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>>579093202
>let's trigger some bitches

All my kek
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Why is this thread not at the top of the first page?

>bump this epic shit
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Should send her some delicious tips.
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>>579094096
moot and his mods are cocksucking sjw
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>>579094205

When will they learn? Can we find her office/address and order her pizza?
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link to go vote?
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This pleases me greatly
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So does anybody know if they will actually ban the word or will the just do the second one
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Anonymous Delivers????
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>>579094465
http://time.com/3576870/worst-words-poll-2014/

Here, faggot.
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>>579094441
>>579094205
why so another article is "written" on how 4chun is threatening another feminist sloot and how she went into hiding because she fears for her life
>fuck that
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this made my day
10/10
>did vote to ban feminism
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Kek
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>>579093202
>let's trigger some bitches

lost harder than I ever have
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>>579094891
Heaven you sjw scum who gives a fuck

She looks like tsim fuckis
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>>579093202
>>579093202

>let's trigger some bitches

toppest kek

I laughed harder than I should've
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>>579094205
That woman looks like what would happen if someone with progeria gained head-swelling mind powers and decided to wear a ridiculous wig before going out for a night on the town.
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>>579092890
this is pretty funny. why the fuck would they even put feminism on this list. That's begging to be trolled
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They caught up so fast because you're so predictable /b/.

Where is the /b/ that used to actually be witty and shit?
Why not vote to ban "is"
or "opinion"
or "Obama"
or "freedom"

Endless fucking possibilities. And you settled on the obvious "feminism".
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>>579094798
Should we?
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>>579094618
You really think Time Magazine could ever get anything actually done? Really? You have to be retarded or ignorant. Those are the only choices.
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>>579095512
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Imagine if the word feminist is banned.

Suddenly needledicks will need to argue against feminist ideas instead of just screaming 'stfu feminist' and crying.
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>>579095679
Not custom choices
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>>579095679
Hell, ban "Dave" or "Steve".

Ban "kek", that would be a good one.
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>>579095679
Actually the possibilities weren't endless. They were 10. TIMES chose to include feminist which is stupid on their part, we're just working together to do God's work. Quit acting like a little bitch.
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>>579095679
because they chose the words you fucking moron
feminist is the best one to 'ban' there
faggot
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>>579095679
All the words you listed are much mor obvious than feminism. Also there is a lot of shit going on right now about feminist idealogy, and bitches are turning into super cunts.

Also, why are you being a fucking drag? Are you a woman?
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>>579095679
autism speaks
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>>579095852
>>579095958
>>579095971
>>579096018
You telling me they chose not only "feminism" but also "yaaasssss" and "om nom nom nom"?

These people are fucking retarded.
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>>579093202
"Let's trigger some bitches."
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This has made my day. Thank you /b/. Keep voting people
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>>579096296
we know
thats why we're trolling them
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>>579095679
And here, we see a retard.
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Her home address is listed on White pages, which is available to the public.

Start your pizza
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>>579092890
Absolutely ass-ravaged.
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>>579093202
>let's trigger some bitches
Oh god
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>>579093202
>Let's trigger some bitches!
Fuck my sides are past orbit.
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>>579096847
Is someone going to stuff a load of the word "feminist" scribbled out through her letterbox or something?
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>>579094205
I love how liberal feminists are all about "sex equality" and yet this hypocrite lists herself as lady journalist, they literally cannot separate themselves from their victim identity
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>>579097636

Your observational skills are delicious
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I'll leave this here.
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47% now.
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>>579092890
voted.

i love time polls
>cakealsothegame
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>>579098316
Nobody asked you to litter fagit
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target is reading this thread now lol.
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>>579093202
>lets trigger some bitches

id buy that bumper sticker
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>>579093202
what I wouldn't give to be the anon that they quoted
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>>579098395

>mARBLECAKE

you stupid niggernewfag faggot
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>>579097451

my sides EPIC me me xD lmao
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>>579098721
Second that.
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i mean we're killing iy
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>>579093202

Oh shit niggers!

That was me.

I'm gonna smoke some weed about these feels.
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>>579099243
Being this fucking new.
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I love how these feminist cunts always post shit like
>im on /b/ looking at their posts I know what they are doing
as if it will somehow stop us..
This is like watching a pack of niggers rape a 15yr old girl and saying
I can see what they are doing, I know their plan
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>>579100167

lol ur me mes are the best lmao xD
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>>579098621
Well I will have her know, that I have been out of diapers and a user of a toilet for 6 years now. (I am 19 btw.) What she said in the article has offended me greatly, Why can't we have equal rights for all of my diaper wearing friends? The toilet is a scary thing, one never know what may be lurking inside.
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>>579100785
Toilets are triggering. Those people are monsters for putting you through that.
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>>579092890
Are they not going to honor this? How can this many people be wrong. Fuck them if they take this from us.
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>>579100321
>Comparing /b/ to niggers, i mean the other part is accurate but come on
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>>579100992
seconded. they scare the shit outta me. daily.
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>>579100992
Kek
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>>579092890
How the fuck are you going to ban a word. Are you going to introduce criminal penalties to those who say it?
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>>579101119
mfw this post
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>>579093202
>Potty trained
Fucking privileged bitch. Not all of us are fast learners. I'll have you know that I've been regularly taking shits in the toilet for a week now.
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>>579094441
>>579095405
>>579095754
>>579096042
>>579096847
>>579098206

Don't ruin this
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>>579093202
>let's trigger some bitches
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>>579101162
>taking this seriously
I hope you are joking or attempting to bait or something. Nobody should be this stupid.
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>>579101162

It's an annual thing TIME magazine does every year. It has no effect. It is only to gauge public opinion or something (ie they ran out of good ideas for things to write on).

>feminazis get mad when democracy doesn't go their way

I'm sure they can just rally tumblr to start the #banmen #banmale #banfather campaign, or something, if they are really that concerned about it.
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>>579093825
Would put my dick in the blonde one
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>>579101385
Ruin what? The shitstack of opinions? Oh no!
I hope they keep the poll results even though I know they could never ban a word. Just to show that a bunch of people hate that word. It's so evil.
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>>579092890
Epic new fag
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>>579093338
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>>579101304
I haven't shit my pants in almost two weeks. I'm 25 btw. Some of my farts were questionable and risky and slightly wet but I am the victor here.
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Congratulations. You've done it again. HUEHUEHUEUHE LETS GO ON TIME'S WEBSITE AND TROLL THE FEMINIST COMMUNITY HUEHUE. You guys are all trash. White cis scum garbage.Do any of you even know basic principals behind feminism? It's gender equality, something none of you ASSHOLES understand.

Have fun with your little "prank" . Dickwads.
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>>579095679
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Should I send her a quran or a book of mormon?
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>>579101993
She needs islam in her life
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>>579101861
Trying too hard, bro. At least I hope you are. Nobody should be that specific combination of self-entitled and stupid.
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>>579101861
Uh, actually, I'm a nigger.
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>>579102156
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>>579100785
Yeah, i recreationally wear diapers for emotional/regressional purposes and I feel offended.
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>>579101861

>master baiter
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>>579101861
The bitches are starting to be triggered are we safe here under this banana tree?
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>>579101861
Uh, excuse me, I am trash-kin and what you've said is very offensive.
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>>579101784
Good going /b/ro. 22 here. Had a close call the other day too, but luckily I was close to a toilet. Seems like I'm getting the hang of it now, but still wearing my depends just in case ya know.
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>>579101409
What? It is obviously a meant to be a genuine statement. Whatever do you mean when you say bait?
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>>579101861
;-)
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>>579101861
>"fem"inism
>equality
Pick one nigger.
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>>579101278

mfw the internet wasn't even a thing when I was 5
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>>579101784
the irony is that all women actually need commercial products to keep their pants un-bloody, and leak yeast and bacteria juice the rest of the time
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>>579095679
>/b/
>witty
Pick one. /b/ has always been shit. anyone saying otherwise is a nostalgiafag.
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>>579092890
Holy hell it happened. https://archive.today/PqGlb
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>>579100785
> this
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>>579102875
We did it boys
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>>579101861
Gr8/b8
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Why have we not dropped hints that tumblr, imgur and reddit are all in on it as well?
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>>579101861
pizza pizza bonita banana-nana CANNIBALISM
Feminism's principles are toxic to the movement, and it will collapse in given time
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>>579102875
>troll emporium
Fucking kek.
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>>579102875
Finaly the untrained potty men have /b/rethern
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>>579102359
>>579103047
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>>579101784

Nice /b/ro, 26 here, getting my 6 week chip tonight at group.
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>>579092890

contribootin

please make this win. god i want to see the blowback of them either:
A) basically disqualifying the answer
B) actually writing an article about it
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Here you go
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>>579102764
it was for me, good ol AOL shit ball land line, my grandpa used to tell me the sound was computers talking, i of course took it literally lol like that was a computer's voice, i would pick up the phone to listen to it because it was so cool
now thats some nastalgia, miss those days
>go online - keyword nick
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>>579101993
Why Not both?
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It's a good cause to do away with that awful word.

You can't tell me any movement is about equality, if you're going to derive the word for it from either gender.
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>>579103394
Nice little guide to doxing you have there on your first tab. First time I presume?
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>>579103126
i get sonfused for a 9fag irl when i speak
>so i don't
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> Be me but Mexican
> walking down street after taco taco barritto with Pedro my Austrian cousin
> Sally granger walks past with with a hole in her hosiery
>Pedro is about to call out when I stop him with a gentle finger to his lip
> no Pedro you must not
> Pedro asks why not what is the matter
> we don't need to be triggering no bitches Pedro
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>>579102875
fucking lol'd
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>>579098721
If you make it happen, link it in a thread n make sure it ships to Australia. Don't fuck me anon
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>>579093202
It's time like these I learn to laugh and love again
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OH THE OUTRAGE IS GOING TO BE SO FUCKING TASTY
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>>579103394
>people search
Holy kek
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Guys,

What if they put 'feminist' on the list, fully anticipating that 4chan minded individuals would vote for it en-masse.

Doing so with the intention of whipping it into a big ol' whine-fest about how society really is sexist, ra-ra-patriarchy, raaaaape etc. etc. ad fucking nauseum. Therein, garnering further support/media attention while painting us as villains.

Guys, I think we're playing right into their hands.
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>>579103394
Your doing gods work anon
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>>579093202
>Let's trigger some bitches
Oh come on /b/
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>>579104391
But 4chan ISNT doing it

9gag is
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>>579104391
Put down the tin foil hat, gramps.
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Finally somethings happening in this shithole again
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>>579104391
As opposed to the multitudes of people tired of hearing how everything from global warming to nano technology is somehow under the sphere of feminism?
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>>579102875
toppest kek
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>>579096847
Suggest topping combos
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Someone archive this thread oh god
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>>579093202
>tfw you will never post a comment that a feminist quotes

tbh I feel if feminists could get a dick in them they wouldnt be so cranky..
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>>579104391
only the lulz matter
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>>579103394
Have also sent her one
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>>579104543

It's not in my nature to give these feminist sorts credit, but it's a fearful notion; thinking that we might be playing to their tune.
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>>579104957
Tell them to cut it in the shape of the Mars symbol. That is all. Good work, anon.
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>>579104957
sausage
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>>579104957
is oppression a topping
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>>579104957
Do you know if a britfag can use tgis website to send pizza to her? If so link?
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>>579101385
That's like saying "don't you dare pick up this pile of shit"
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>>579104957
Pineapple, Hot Sauce, and Onions
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>>579100785
people need to stop diaper shaming and accept the fact that I regularly shit myself. I for one embrace my lack of bowel control and feel you all should join me! Enough of people asking "why don't you just not shit yourself" its not that fucking simple okay? I have a genetic condition and I'm not gonna have people let me believe that it's something to be ashamed of! #yesallpantypoopers
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>>579104957
spinach and hot sauce
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>>579104957
EVERYTHING
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>>579103394
The Mormons haven't come with my free book of Mormon yet.

Fuckers.

pic unrelated
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>>579093202
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>47%
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>>579104957
Triple Sausage
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>>579104957
the more expensive the better, meats only since they only do like 5 toppings
dont forget cheesy bread
wings
dessert
sandwich
one of every two liter
six of every sauce
special instructions - pick up half gallon of jack on way
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>>579104957
Request to spell "FEMSCUM" with toppings. And or "kek".
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>>579105587
That picture makes me mad because it's retarded.
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>>579104957
triple onions, anchovies, extra cheese, white sauce
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>>579093825
fuck, kek
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>>579096847
>ordered 4 large pizzas from 2 places
>no cheese or sauce
>extra anchovies
>name is Holick Maddick
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>>579105825
whats retarded about it

>>finnfag here
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>>579104957
>onions
because feminist make peoples eyes water
>anchovies
Because feminists are salt and hairy
>Pinapple
Because feminists are gay
>hot sauce with extra hot sauce
Because feminist are so butt hurt their ass hole is on fire
>whatever has the most fat
Because they are all landwhales
>lots of tomato sauce
because "muh free bleeding"

This pizza is called the "femaritta
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>>579104957
Give that bitch some beef. Seems like she hasn't had some in a while.
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>>579104957
Hot Sauce, because that's what feminist hate being called in the streets
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>>579105932
>Holick Maddick

Top fucking lel.
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A masterpiece
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>>579105932
Priceless name
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>>579103815
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>>579105397

Fuck kek fuck

Special instructions "draw a dick on the box"
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>>579106196
shouldn't you arrange the toppings into a dick shape
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>>579093702
DROID
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>>579105951
Indeed
>>579105825
It is true.
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>>579106196
Special Instructions is having the delivery guy saying "Hope you feel triggered"
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>>579105825
Because it's easy to see why that would be the case. Unless you live in the most northern parts of the nation, you don't get those storms but once to three times a year. Meanwhile, the Finnish live that shit. Easy to pass off cold temps when you are used to it. Hell, there might even be a physical adaptation to families who have lived there for generations.
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>>579106196
ask for the delivery man to tell her "have some for your butthurt"
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let's trigger some bitches
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>>579106196
Special instructions: draw dick on box, spell kek with toppings, chant "I AM MAN" after knocking on the door. Dominos will do all of these.
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>>579104957
NOTHING

send her a round plain pizza
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>>579106196
Fuck m8. It's gotta be no cheese
Thin crust and sausage
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Make sure you niggers order from seperate places. I googled local pizza joints and ordered from 2 different ones.
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I hope that bitch isn't lurking
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>>579105951
Fuck, replied to wrong post. Need to stop smoking so much crack. >>579106438
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>>579103394
I also sent her a book of mormon

Any other stuff we can do?
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>>579106196
It actually looks pretty good. Salami is the shit.
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>>579106537

4chan is one person it doesn't matter
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>>579104957
All meat, no cheese or sauce
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>>579093202
>let's trigger some bitches
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>>579093202
Holy kek
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>>579106735
O yeah I forget I'm the hacker 4chan
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Why has nobody ever flown a drone with a dildo attached into a VIP on TV?
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>>579101861
>Gender equality
>Feminism
>Femini
>FEM

Why not just call it Equalism....
if it was about
equality for both genders
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Need name of the customer
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Is she lurking? because I wanna say hi
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>>579106723
Knowing her. She's prob a vegan
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>>579106967
There's already a word for that.
Egalitarianism.
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>>579093202
>Let's trigger some bitches

fuck that's a good line.
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>>579093202
>Being a slave to the toilet.
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>>579096847
https://www.grubhub.com/search/255_Pacific_St_Brooklyn,_NY_11201_ll_40.688465,-73.990278/?filters=openNow

you can order without making an account, and you can select to pay in cash. im gonna send her some indian food
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>>579096847
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>>579106969
Anna Merlan
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>>579107047
That is a good fucking point. I'd still eat the shit out of that pizza, I've got no cash and my family is pretty much starving.
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I wonder how long it will take dominos to come out with the pizza delivery drones.
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>>579104957
dont forget this
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>>579106537

>I hope she is, then she can see all the great free stuff she is getting!
>Then with bated breath she will wait
>Every time someone opens the door she will get ready to elks the dinosaur but alas it is not 4chan
>Then suddenly! A glorious neck beard walks through the door
>he carries hundreds of pizzas!
>he has Books of Mormon, cardboard boxes and building supplies
>he's got magazine subscriptions for her
>he carries so much stuff his strength must rival the power of over 9000 men!
>he dumps it on top of her in a gear pile
>then leans in close as she suffocates as the free stuff crushed her weak female form
>he whispers "it was my privilege"
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>>579106967
BECAUSE THAT MAKES YOU INTO A CIS-WHITE PRIVILAGE MALE WHO WANTS EQUALITY!!!!

...This was basically what femnazis screamed while they had an Equality Seminar.
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>>579106969
Jamie Russell
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So if the word Feminist gets banned, does that mean that all of those stupid "This is what a Feminist looks like" t-shirts will become illegal?
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>Let's trigger some bitches
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>>579107165
sent some expensive salmon shit from some expensive italian place
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>>579107165
didnt even think of grubhub
also google zip with things like delivery service
in large cities all kinds of fucks deliver, convenience stores, liquor stores, asian foods, etc
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>>579107548
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>>579107545
What the actual fuck
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>>579107545
and they, as in a Equality Awareness group, not femnazis.
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>>579107491
>not knowing how to greentext
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>>579094798
Lets see.... NAMBLA mailing list, post office boxes, and how about some pizzas?
Lets get some religious spam too. This will be a busy night....
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>>579107625
That show still confuses the shit out of me
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>>579106969
Baron Cumbyderton 5th Earl of Rochester
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>>579106969
Mike Hunt-Hertz
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>>579107569
Yes. you see TIME is the secret ruler of the world and their work is law. Last year that banned the word: [This Word has been banned by TIME] hence you never see it used anymore
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>>579107491
Someone send her the link to this thread
via twitter!!
Doooo ittt
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>>579107548
Order placed as Jamie Russell with phone number (985)-655-2500.

Two large pizzas, one without cheese and with triple sausage, the other one loaded up with tons of toppings. 2 liter coke.
>>
kek
>pork buns
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>>579107749
>>579107165
>>579096847
Someone has to check on twitter if she post something related to your orders
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>>579107749
i dont get the pizza thing (im not murican) so you send pizza to a place and you dont have to pay for that before they deliver? i mean come one i wouldnt send pizzas if nobody pays before
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>>579106967
Someone get this man an award
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>>579101767
As did I. Fuck inequality.
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>>579102875
top kek
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>>579107165
toppest kek
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>>579107491
bitches love stuff
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>>579107849
HOW
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>>579093202
>barely potty-trained
someone sure is ass-ravaged.

>Let's trigger some bitches
kek
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>>579107975
Bravo.
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>>579107975
>Special instructions
You're a faggot. I bet he's not even gonna say it.
OR EVEN FUCKING DELIVER IT
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>>579108093
phone number is a mcdonalds in brooklyn, haha
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>>579095180
yaaasssss bae time for some om nom nom nom with muh feminist gurls!
>inb4 user was banned for this post
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>>579108132
They literally are assault rifles. That shit is never explained.
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>>579106969
>6969
nice get

Well I say we call her Adolf Hitler
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>>579108162
Barely potty trained, but I'll be damned if we don't know how to provide for a woman
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>>579107808
forgot to add in it was a 50/50 male&female equality awerness group that the femnazis screamed at. And the femnazis also set off the firealarm to stop the seminar.

and they didn't get arrested, even though it's filmed.
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>>579108093
What time zone is she in??
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>>579106967
According to Feminists, men cannot be for equality, because we are privileged scum who don't even know it.
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>>579107975
OHHH SHIT I HOPE THEY FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS
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>>579104957
send her some cheese pizza
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>>579107975
>pork buns
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>>579107165
Shit ain't workin' nigga.
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>>579108382
According to feminists everything they say is retarded therefor making it invalid.
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>>579108239
If he doesn't say it w/e
Name is Wimminar Noteckwill
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>>579094798

Jehovah’s Witnesses dot ORG

In their "contact us" section, you can request a free bible study, just give them your home address and they'll come to talk with you about finding Christ. I mean damn, I didn't even know the guy was missing. And I thought the only way to him was through him so that means that Christ has to find himself in order to find himself.
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>>579108286
oh, best not think about it too hard
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>>579108509
you havent reached the minimum for delivery. how many times did your whore mother drop you on your head? then again id probably drop my retard son too if i had 3 cocks in my ass
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>>579108094

Fucking aye bitches love stuff!
They are women so it is our duty to give them as much as possible so we are all equal
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>>579101861
yeah white cis scum, the kind of human that has flourished most successfully on this planet. yeah garbage! normal-people garbage! not worth a dang thing, just toss em out! the world won't come crumbling around my stinky retard-ears if we got rid of all the heterosexual correct-gendered soapscum! my demented ass-backwards self image reigns supreme! dumbshit bitchcunt. idiot-fart faggot-face, die in your putrid computer chair you're destined for a shit life.
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>>579108624
Should be spelled Wimmin R. Naut-Eekwill
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>>579102353
nigger
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>>579094205
send her some pork chops. Looks like she would love sucking that meat off the bone being the jew she is
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>>579108509
>not understanding minimum delivery

dat capcha
>>
someoen post her twitter account so we can all track this shit :)
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>>579108373
>google
>new york time zone
>profit???
if you actually live in the u.s. i hope you die
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Let's get this shit banned! Everyone vote feminist to be banned http://time.com/3576870/worst-words-poll-2014/
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>>579108756
The number of times my whore of a mother dropped me on my retarded head is my own business, fucking cunt. I also didn't notice that the delivery required a minimum cost.
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>>579108879
I'm a nigger too faggot you got a problem with that
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>>579108648
I think the Mormon website has that, too.
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>>579108815
and maybe then the matriarchy will give us titpics for us to rape
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>>579108938
T H I S
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>>579104957
>>579104957
>>579104957
>>579104957
>>579104957
NO SEND THIS BITCH SOME CHEESE FUCKING PIZZA CHEESE PIZZA ANON
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>>579093202
>"Let's trigger some bitches"
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>>579108756
comedy gold
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>>579108938
someone did earlier in the thread but for you lazy niggers @annamerlan
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>Banning a word
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>>579093202
>>579100785
>>579103394
>>579108321
All these keks
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>>579093202
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>>579095958
ban "4chan"
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>>579109029
double nigger
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work email is [email protected], maybe we can sign her up for viagra junk mail
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>mfw this thread
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>>579109006
I VOTED

IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF!
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>>579109483
>maybe

Kek
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>>579109512
I've voted like 70 times
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Anyone got her phone number yet?
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>>579109043
Sign her up! She needs the holy spirt deep inside her. She needs to come to Jebus. Let me check the Westboro Bapist Church, maybe they have an out reach mail program.

captcha DIVERSific lieVIEWS

Diverse, lie, views, fate I think?
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>>579109729
if so, post prank calls
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>>579109729
This
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Shouldn't the law declare feminism heresy and those who practice it classed as witches and burn them at the stake like the good old days of yore?

I could masturbate to it
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>>579094205
Brightly colored hair is nature's way of telling you to stay away.
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This threads gonna die innabout 5 mins
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>>579095180
hahaha feminist so mad. all they can use is 'words', and when their words are taken away they have nothing.
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>>579104957
Ask for extra sage
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>>579104957
None pizza left fucking beef do it
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>>579100785
a toilet has water in it. DOESNT THAT BITCH KNOW SHARKS LIKE WATER!!!
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>>579108938
>>579109110
you fucking retards.

just google the name in the image.

anyways, out of pity for you newfags:
https://twitter.com/annamerlan
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>>579109951
They still have obesity
>>
:^)
>>
Voted feminism lmao
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>>579107491
Topkek
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>>579110048
holyfucks madmanV2.0
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>>579109729

Someone get to a pay phone
Call her office, workplace, whatever
Tell whoever answers you are an inspector with the FBI and may believe there is a credible threat to her
Ask to be up on the phone with her
Tell her she needs to STAY at work where she is
Tell her you'll need her contact numbers to get hold of her in 15 minutes when the protection unit gets there
Provide her number to anons
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>>579092890
Hope she likes the book of Mormon
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bemp
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Running mailbait on her email account
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>>579101861
>White cis
I don't see how that's insulting
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>>579109640
Whaaa! They don't even lock down the voting by IP? lrn2IT Time Magazine
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>>579110048
I've had a 10 hour work day, eat a dick. I'm mad at you for my incompetence
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put up ann add on craigslist;

- female looking to be dominated for 3 men (pref. black)
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>tfw I would love getting a random pizza delivered to me without doing shit
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>>579110048
>>
This is the funniest shit I've seen on here in awhile
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>>579101861
How is it possible that people are unaware that by reacting to our stupidity and faggotry only serves to validate it and encourage more of the same?
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>>579093825
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>>579110378
Post her email and address on backpage
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>>579110282
quality quadruple penetration
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>>579092890
how can I vote too?
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>>579094205
gypsy/10
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>>579110378
Fucking this.

Include date, address, pic.
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>>579110416
>>without doing shit
she did shit, though.

she made that blog.
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>>579110479
>Now the shoes on the other foot
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>>579110282
Hope she likes the Quran
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>>579110671
I voted for feminism, does that count as doing shit?
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>>579110479
/b/ is the histamine to the societal itch!
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>>579110636
http://time.com/3576870/worst-words-poll-2014/
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>cast my vote
>see it winning at 47%

Holy shit thank you based /b/ for rekindling my hope in you
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Keep voting. I am proud of you cis mother fuckers.
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>>579110458
Were were you when we had santa screaming this neighborhood is for whits only kek
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>>579100405
Oh cool, how epic kid.
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>>579110772
yeah, you did good shit, /b/ro.
>>pats on head
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>this whole thread
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thread soon to be gone, sameone make new, i dont wanna do it because im fgt
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