tonight we try to put the first /b/ tards on the moon. The first

Nigger 1 standing by.

Nigger 2 reporting for duty.

ready to launch

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>>578944964
>>578945052
>>578945070

Good luck gentlemen. We have lift off.

oh god

Activate thrust and SAS control

>>578945237
This is Ground Control.

Unauthorized Launch!
ABORT! ABORT!

we have 5 good engines /b/, feeling the g's here downrange

stir the o2 tanks

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>>578945430
affirmative

Fire the boosters or whatever

>>578945546
Tanks successfully stirred

This is Ground Control

Operation 9/11 2.0 is a go.

an hero

Self Destruct Pls

>>578945546
don't fucking stir the o2 tanks bro

make sure everyone is buckled in

Keep her steady. Adjust trajectory and get her up to exit velocities.

>>578945740

Redirecting to NYC

>>578945827
Too late, they've been stirrrrrred.

cmon guise. these brave niggers need our support.

>>578945849
guize I forgot my space suit.

Luckily though I remembered to pack amphetamines.

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>>578945740
>thanks for the update, houston.

This is ground control, disengage the stage one rocket

>>578945546
>It's too early you faggot

course trajectory input successful for geosynchronous position above Tel-Aviv

damn wanted to be the first newtard in space....

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>>578945740
OOOHHHHH SHHHIIIIIIITTT

Skip stages 3 through 18. We are in for a bumpy ride

Nigger2 is a traitor. THROW HIM OUT THE HATCH!

Come on niggers.

>>578946049

ATG Missiles on the way

THIS IS GROUND CONTROL ELIMINATE NIGGER 2

>>578946116
oh the humanity! Why did this happen>>578945740?

>>578946049
That was a joke continue to the moon.

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im so jizzed rite meow

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>>578945740

Godamnit who farted in here

>>578944862
Ground control to /b/tard rocket, disengage rocket stage and prepare to enter low earth orbit

Throw the niggers out

Eliminate Nigger2, he is putting the mission in jeopardy! Niggers are terrible at jeopardy.

Change heading to NW, target NYC. Target altitude 50,000ft

When can I stop stirring the o2 tanks?

report nigger 2 is american spy. take action soon.

direct the ship to the new WTC

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>>578946397
>understood
>the astronauts seem awfully attached to phase 1

I have to fucking shit!!

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it never gets old huh

>>578946049
The 9/11 was a joke disengage rockets, activate thrusters and get ready to enter orbit

>>578945978
reroll for this. Once exosphere has been passed, rolling for this >>578946474

Launch test successful, land rocket and proceed with actual launch tomorrow, no further actions due tonight.

>>578946645
>>578946690
new directives

>>578944862
Niggers, hows it lookin?

Arcaida
X-ray X-ray delta niner niner zero
This is Starfleet Control
You are clear to go hyper space
Acknowledge

>>578946690
>adjusting course, i suppose
>>578946640
>never

>>578946692
Disengage stage onr

Prepare for a orbital burn

Uh, can we get a jettison of stage one up here?

Attention: Operation 9/11 2.0 was not a joke, redirect route to NYC. IT'S GO TIME NIGGERS

You're going too fast! Better pull the chute. nm, I have the button here.

Jettison the engines, we're going to need less weight if we want to make it out of the atmosphere

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>>578947010
>affirmative
>we are still in process of going to wtc

make sure the nuclear rockets in the back hatch are nice and secure for the bombing of america comrades.

FOR MOTHER RUSSIA

Houston, this is ground control. Change of plans, were going straight into Uranus BOYS!!!! Yeeeeee Haw!!!!!

Activate asgard hyperdrive, take us to the pegasus galaxy.

suicide isis get

Happy Veterans Day everyone

>>578947365
repeat. nigger two is american spy take action>>578946645

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>>578946715

>>578947540
He didn't specify WHICH moon, so this I suppose.

>>578947540
jesus christ dude we're trying to bomb america.
>this is ground control
>change the plans we were going to change to.
>BOMB AMERICA NOW

we should redirect to 40.7500° N, 111.8833° W

suicide bomber

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>>578947540
>stage 2 rocket is now en route to pegasus galaxy cluster.
>approx eta 12974538 years, 222 days, 5 hours

Nigger 2 please lick the thrusters

Once WTC is in sight, position the vessel in a 90 degree downward approach towards the building and full thruster power.

>>578947805
change of plans OP

>>578947805

GJ

Does this void No Fap November?

>>578947831
Reroute back to WTC

Continue with operation:
>>578947936

Redirect back to WTC, niggers. We're not giving up just yet.

Ground Control out.

>>578948028
only for america comrade

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>>578947707
It kind of makes you wanna...

Nigger 2 to ground control, 15000m/s Δv remaining

But first we're going to Uranus!!!! Yeeeee Haw!!!! BITCHES!!!

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>>578947703
>sorry sarge we didn't hear you the first time
>nigger 2 has been moved to the LEM

Vent the nerve gass

>>578948210

WHOOOO!

Alright, take 15 everyone.

This is Houston. Find the nearest pussy and engage.

>>578948181
Reattempting maneuver

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>>578948420
>acknowledged
>WTC collision estimate 7 minutes, 30 seconds.

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>>578948295
break into song?

just for the stupid niggers that dont understand
WTC=World trade center

>>578948783
Add this definition to the onboard computer dictionary for future reference

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>>578948642
any other messages are falsely sent. good luck men, america's counting on you

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>>578948706
eeyup.

>>578948420
Negative, redirect to Equestria. arm the fusion bomb

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>>578948913
I love the mountains!

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Negitave
Reroute to the designation

Send worldwide broadcast taking claim for the incoming collision on behalf of ISIS.

>>578944862
ME.

>>578949175
negate order

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Uh houston? Are we scheduled for a launch?

>>578948904
this is a russian space launch where the fuck u at boy
houston is just our what our control center is called because our stupid fucking boss is completely influenced by the move "Armagedon"
our job is to bomb america

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>>578949175
>new destination acknowledged
>eta 5 minutes, 23 seconds

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>>578949310
oh shit! Houston! ABORT ABORT!

Redirect back to original plan
>>578948181

Lock navigation computer to any future inputs

>>578949310
Confirmed. Forwarding to Launce command.

>>578949461
Confirm target, launch command?

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>>578949535
>k
>navigation set and locked permantly unless a man on board changes it manually

Nigger 2 to ground control, I broke the LEM

'MURICA

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>>578949484
HOUSTON! ABORT ABORT ABORT!! OH SHI-

nigger 1 kill nigger nigger 2

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>>578949870
>LEM is disengaged
>Nigger 2 is hurdling off into space.

>>578949841
Fire afterburners

>>578949841
Man on board. Changring to alternative parameters.

All range mode (Starfox64 boss battle theme)

>>578949535
Nav computer locked huh? Alright then....

Take manual control of propulsion, running slingshot trajectory through earth's upper atmosphere launching in the direction of the moon. Once this is confirmed, disconnect comms.

>>578950148
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

>>578949841

You've been bamboozled flight team, commence fuel dump and prepare for immediate landing. You've been cleared to take the Hudson.

launch nuclear missles at NYC in 3...2...1... FIREEEE

Self destruct

>>578950260
Only people onboard can take manual control faggot

L2read

>>578950148
>>578950334

Flight team, confirm.

>>578950376
Abort. Mission control. ABORT!

>>578950531
It's an instruction to the pilots on board, they can choose to follow it or not. It got through though as it was a 0.

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>>578950185
>you are not a man on board, captain.
>>578950260
one of our two men still in the command module will have to do that.


>WTC collision t-2 minutes.

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I sure love shining laser pointers into the sky! Surely nothing will go wrong!

>>578950148
This is ground control attempting to establish communication with remaining niggers onboard.

Message is as follows: fuck all niggers

Please respond

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>>578950148
>>578950650

Confirmed.

Ground to flight team, you are one man down and unable to carry out your mission, commence fuel dump and RTB. Mission ABORT. The whole thing is Charlie Foxtrot.

>>578951013
Attempting to resend message

>>578951057
Continue plan do not abort

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>Stage 2 rocket has collided with the WTC.
>LEM with Nigger 2 on board is in orbit with small but functional thrusters.

>>578951057
We're t-2 minutes to WTC, we can't quit now.

The remaining nigonauts will be hurled into glory.

>>578951316
Nigger 2, make an uncontrolled descent. Target mission control.

You'll never defeat androoooosss.

>>578951316

Alert ANG units in the vicinity... tell them to knock nigger 2 out of the sky... We're out of options now.

>>578951316
nigger 2. responsible for terrorist attack. must take revenge

Nigger 2 to 'murica. Awaiting further instructions.

>>578951519
Resending instructions.

>>578950832
Sir, I am abord the vessel. What shorld we call her?

>>578951316
Ground controll to nigger 2, activate plan KFC apocalypse

nigger 2 tune radio to 88.3 the jazz

>>578951865
Chicken wings jettisoned. Enroute to mission control.

>>578951865
KFC apocalypse plan is a go

>>578951605
>National guard has no weapons capable of taking out Nigger 2 without causing damage to the atmosphere. The US president will have to sign an executive order allowing this.
>Niggers 1 and 3 are dead. Nigger 2 is still orbiting in the LEM.

>>578951985
God bless and good luck negro

>>578951316
9/11 2.0 is a success
11/11
Never forget

>>578951865
Command not recognized. Following orgional target.

>>578951316
NIgger 2 we're gonna need you to crash into the nearest KFC. Nothing personal

>>578951985
>The LEM is not capable of re-entry. You will burn up. Reroute course or die in t-3 minutes.

Nigger 2 to presidential nigger, it's a trap.

>>578952060

Get me the president.

>>578952310
Land on moon, steal the flag

>>578952310
nigger 2 crash into the nearsest KFC. Its the only way.

>>578952310
Reroute to collision course with international space station.

>>578952289
resend except crash into KFC headquarters

>>578952253

Negative, you're only chance of survival is to dock with the ISS, reroute or be splashed.

Ground control, requesting updated trajectory, t-2 minutes until burnup.

>>578952310
Nigger 2, re route to the international space station and dock

>>578952586
niggers will go into riots overthrowing american government.

>>578952198
great 9/11 m8 i r8 11/11

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>The LEM has exploded, killing Nigger 2.
>Mission failure.
>Do you want OP to start a new thread?

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Funny you guys mention that. /B/ill Gates is already beating you to it.
http://nationalreport.net/bill-gates-announces-plan-put-giant-digital-billboard-moon/

>>578952709
I reapeat, change route to dock with ISS nigger 2

>>578952962
yes