Story time, /b/ >Be me >Be last night >Smoking out

>>578834736
That's what i refer to as "fucking worth it"
Good story OP

9/10

good one OP

this is so fucking bizzare i am inclined to believe it's true.

good story op would read again.

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>my leg
>the pizza

awesome

>>578835467
same fucking thought here

>>578834736
This is why I keep coming back to /b/.
>opisnotafaggot.jpg

excellent story op, i actually believe you. sounds like a great story for the grandchildren when you're old and dying.

>"you kids got it easy...when i was younger i got stabbed just to get a frozen pizza"

>>578836765
Indeed.
There is some good shit here sometimes.

>>578835643
That looks like a really good ass pizza compared to the frozen shit here. I'd say totally worth it.

>>578835643
>not even Dr Oetker
Raw deal, OP.

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>>578835643
>turkish style
I hate to break it to you, OP. But that is a counterfeit pizza.

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>>578835643
Legendary thread OP, went from 9/10 to 10/10.

>>578834736
Good story OP, makes me want to get stabbed for a frozen pizza

Well... shit man 6 guys tried to beat up some dude for a pizza and he just gave it to you for helping.
It's a wonderful fucked up world isn't it.
Proof that karma is real.

10/10

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>>578837018
Say what now

>>578834736
That's pretty bad ass bro!

>>578835643
i really want to believe
i really do
but
we're gonna need a timestamp

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>>578835643
I thought you were bullshitting us OP.
+1 for you

Timestamp with leg too?

>>578837465
I TAKE IT BACK
FLAWLESS VICTORY

Epic bread

>>578837523
OP Delivered

>See >>578837465

Also, topkek.

>>578837627
No, it's a pizza.

>>578837465
that pizza looks fucking tasty

>>578834736
OP is faggot

that's a good story

>>578837752
I'm 90% you're trolling right now but I still want to punch you in the face. Fuck you.

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>>578835643
was about to call shenanigans, but now not so sure...

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>>578834736

kek'd
9/10

still not convinced. could OP deliver timestamp with stabwound?

>>578835643
OP is not a faggot after all, great story
Are you gonna eat the pizza or save it as a token of the universe?

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bruh....just damn.

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>>578835643

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>>578834736
I made something for you OP, welcome to the 4chan hall of fame

nice story OP

>>578838662
based archive chan.

>>578838662
Needs the reactions of some of the people in the thread, otherwise perfect

meh

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>>578838662
>missing the "not even dr. oetker" and "flawless victory" posts.
ISHYGDDT

time stamp you fucking leg, any retard can timestamp a pizza they bought

>>578838761
>>578838768
upgrade incoming

>>578837589
Op not god till post slice of pizza smeared around leg cut

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>>578838516
Timestamp with leg and pizza

>>578837579
Shit what was the name of that movie again? Fucking brilliant

>>578835643
are you an aussie by any chance?

>>578838915
also,
see>>578839058

>>578839058
Based OP

>>578839032
I'll heat up the pizza

>>578839058
give this man a pizza!

>>578839058
I like your pants

>>578839148
Belgiumfag here

>>578839058
>Bandages + duct tape=patched up


good shit

>>578839109
Shaun of the Dead

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>>578835643

10/10 OP

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you are all being trolled. the only thing the timestamp proves is that this guy has a pizza.

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>>578839058

>>578839058
that looks nasty man, keep it covered

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>>578839058

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Good job OP, looks like a fucking tasty pizza.

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>>578839252
Gracias

>>578839320
see >>578839058

>>578839357
Not really that deep, hurts like a mofo though

>>578839058

You're a Pizza God OP

>>578839237
dude what park? bet it was in Ghent?

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>>578839058
Well shit. I'd say it's worth it. Hope it tastes good.

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>>578839058
the hero pizza deserves

but not the one he needs right now

>>578839058
Enjoy that motherfucking pizza, OP! You've earned it!

Pizza is in the oven, will smear on leg

>>578839418
Nah, it was in Schoten
Small park on the corner of my street, has some benches, football field, swingset, slide, not much else

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>>578835643
> Turkish Lahma Cum Style

>>578839237
ew

>>578834736
this guy you my hero

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>>578839541
Oh please dear God let this happen.

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>>578839058
Nice.

>>578839151
keep this thread going while I upgrade pic

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>>578839058

>>578839830
on it

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>>578834736
>l
>>578835643
>>578837465
>>578839058
Holy Fucking shit I wake up to this?

>Got super glue that together OP

>>578839830
No problem

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>>578839830

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>this thread

>>578839910
It closes, if I put significant pressure
But the pains man
The pains

Damn, 10/10 OP.

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>OP

Posting in epic thread

If I had a stab for every time I got pizzaed...

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>>578838662

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>>578834736
AHhahaha pizzabro's for life?

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10/10 thread OP

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toasting in ebin bread

Currently waiting for the cheese to properly melt for added smearability

Toasting in epic bread. I would have loved to see that Kung-fu-pizza fighting scene.

>>578840191
Also, desinfect that shit if you didn't yet

Who knows with what they stabbed you

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>>578840026
porn for u sir

>>578834736
Sounds like a reasonable exchange OP. I'm going to have to get myself a pizza later today to celebrate your victory.

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>>578840289

posting in epic thread, OP pretty cool guy

>>578839058
put some alcohol on that shit.

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>>578839058
the day and month are swapped faggot

old timestamp is old

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>>578840289

Have you asked your pizzabro exactly why he was chased by 6 dudes that were ready to stab him for two pizzas?

Show leg with belgian teletext timestamp

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here is the upgraded pic so far. Hows's it look?

>>578840026
eat pizza, then go to the hospital and get that stitched, that kind of wound don't heal easily if you don't stitch it
great thread OP

>>578840313
>>578840364
I poured some vodka over it when I got home
It'll be alright I guess

>>578840398
I will once the pizza is done

>>578840403
Fuck yes

>>578840403
moar posts at the bottom and don't have that 'pizza /b/ro' made with ms paint m8

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gangsta shit

>>578840503
you shouls get that shit looked at though don't want to lose your leg now do ya.

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top kek

>>578840403
Nice. OP is still based as fuck.

What upsets me is we shall never know what pizza bro wanted with the pizza.

The mystery may be better than the truth.

>>578840403
still shit. if OP reacts to posts, you need to include them. especially ones like
>>578837018
>not even Dr Oetker

>>578840596
I'll have it checked out in an hour or two
I could get a badass peg leg though

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>>578840746

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>>578840556
how's that?

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>>578834736
This is, without doubt, the best thing I have ever seen on /b/.

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>>578840289

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>>578834736
today and finally, OP was NOT a fag

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>>578834736
>>578837465
>>578839058

Man not every day you get stabbed by a turtle and get a pizza, topkek.

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>>578841014
or do you like the bottom 2 moved over a bit?

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I think OP is a pretty cool guy, eh got a free pizza and doesn't afraid of anything

top kek

OP is awesome.... But you should close that wound seriously. I don't want you to lose your leg.

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>>578841014
Still shit!

See
>>578840728

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>>578840746
you wanna know how i got this peg leg?

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Thanks for making my day OP

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>>578841014
nice, just add some more image replies as the thread goes on and you're perfect to go

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>>578834736
??? rofl pls you all got trolled.

>>578841353
That was me, I posted that after I made this thread you jackass

>>578841353
Aw man

>>578841353
Time is after OPs post. Good try newfriend

>>578841518
op killin it

>>578834736
So that guy with the pizzas probably stole them and the guys chasing him were the owners of the shop.

Technically you are his partner and you take part in a criminal activity

reported to fbi

10/10 God-tier post OP

>>578841353
or maybe OP already posted in another thred but then decided to make his own thread.

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Lemme tel yall
THIS SHIT BURNS
IT FUCKING BURNS
DONT TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS
THE PAIN IS TOO REAL

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Today OP was not a fag

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>>578841353

clearly a later post by OP, newfriend

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>>578841768
I'm still eating the pizza though

>>578841206
You're taking up way too much space
try and make it shorter but keep the content, also show highlighted this >>578837018 before revealing it is in fact Dr Oetker.

Was a kek within a kek

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>>578841518
sorry based op, pls forgive the pleb

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>>578841768

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>>578841768

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>>578841768
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BASED

>>578841768
ur the best OP

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>>578841768
OP is now 14/10, can he go any higher?

>>578839058
Thank you for making my night

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>>578841768
You just made my day OP!

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>>578841206
thinking about how Op was not a fag makes me feel all warm and cuddly

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>>578841768

>>578841856
ruined the thread
why op
why

>>578841768
kankerwarme kankerpizza

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>>578841856

This thread just keeps getting better

>>578841768
Aight, goed gewerkt. All for the internetfame

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>>578841768
awesome op

>>578841292
workin on it

>>578842067
Why not?
>>578842112
Ik ben vrij zeker dat ik mijn been bijna verbrand heb

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>>578841856

haha waar komt OP vandaan?

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>>578841856
i want to hangout with Op and obtain some of that warrior pizza, blessed with combat and bathed in blood.

>>578841856
Haha OP waar ben je mee bezig man

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>>578841768
Toch ni in Vlaanderen ?

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>>578842067
Fuck you faggot.
Go Op Go.

>>578842267
Schoten, provincie Antwerpen
>>578842330
Tuurlijk wel man
>>578842313
Ik heb geen idee

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Hij spreekt nog nl ook

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>>578834736

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>>578834736
>>578835643
>>578839058

YES!

I would get stabbed for CP any day

>>578841856
Ik gebruik een vertaler dus misschien zal dit niet zinvol. op als ik was meer dan waar je bent ik zou je koopt een goede fles alcohol en krijgen gepleisterd met u . proost

The legend is born

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>>578841856
Glorious.

>>578842630
this isnt cheesepizza, its lahmacum pizza

>>578841856
Mijnheer u heeft pizza in je been

>>578839058
I fucking love you OP. Don't give up on your dreams and never stop eating pizza.

>>578842630
cold pizza hella good

>>578841020
seems like summer '14 was pretty boring then.

>>578834736
so OP it good? taste like victory?

>>578842642
Yeah I'm having it checked in two hours or so, poured some vodka on it
>>578842774
I never will <3
>>578842753
Dat is niet waar

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>>578841856
You are my hero op.

>>578842852
It tastes like the souls of my slain foes.

>>578839058
get that shit stitched up bro, or you'll have a nasty scar

>>578842873
>poured some vodka on it
it just keeps getting better.

> top Keck yusss

>>578843042
Men call those badges of honor

I just stood up and saluted this brave motherfucker, Fuck WW1 we need a remembrance day for this shit

>>578834736
>be me
>be last night
so.. if it's happens last night.. can someone explain?

this is getting archived like a motherfucker once
>>578842206
this dude is done working on it

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>>578841768
>>578841856

10/10
someone make an animation of this epic shit

I FUCKING LOVE IT

I salute you OP

>>578843284
I dunno Bree

Looks like OP got himself a 'slice' of the action.

>>578843140
true - pussies need tattoos as a surrogate

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>>578843545

>>578843545
......HA

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>>578843545
Kill yourself

>>578843545
hueheuheu

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>>578843545
>d

>>578843545
Forty nine keks

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Still upgrading, here is a progress report

>>578843284
>>578843531
he said last night, so if it's happen last night ,is he open his patches just to show us its still bleeding, and then eat the "last night pizza". or he had an dumb accident and create a story to make him cool?
kek

>>578843815
I can't see shit

>>578843545
That was pretty cheesy

Toasting in epic bread

>>578843905
>right click image
>open in new tab
>enjoy

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>mfw this whole thread.
Seriously, /b/ needs more of this kind of shits. I'm impressed OP. You're a true viking.

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>>578843815
OK fuck it, was hoping you would fix the important shit here but no. Fuck you and die

>>578843297
That's me lol, I'm making it better

>>578843545
>>578843909
I am ashamed to say that I kek'd.

Threads like this is why i lobe /b/

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>>578843545
>d

>>578843815
What the fuck you dense faggot! why cant you just include important posts like >>578837018
OP directly reacts to them. They need to be included. It's not that hard you faggot!

>>578843886
>>578841768
that's today date ain't it

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>>578841856

>>578836793
HAHAHAHAHA my sides

>>578839058
op u won the internet for today.
10/10 would be in this thread again

>>578844217
Ye

>>578843815
come on, you can't suck that bad. just put the posts that OP reacted to in your image.

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>>578843545
>Looks like OP got himself a 'slice' of the action.

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Op je bent kankergeweldig.
Ik hoop dat ik je ooit mag zien.

Oohh

>>578841856
... En dit is het verschil tussen België en Nederland.

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op you the man

This nigga got more nuts than delta airlines

Op is certainly a 'cut' above the rest.

Maar op is nog steeds 'n God. Dit was gek van begin tot eind.

10/10, OP. Ik ga één pizza straks bestellen in jouw eer.

>>578843815
Someone else just cap this thing. This Nigger doesn't know what he's doing.

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>this thread

>>578845002
working on it

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>>578845002
Gotta cut me some slack guys, I'm workin as fast as I can. I'll fix shit as I go along.

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>>578845002

>>578844879
>nigger/10
Hardy kek was had.

>>578845109
shit nigger what are you doing?
Just leave it up to someone else you are
clearly retarded.

>>578835643
Archive this shit!

>>578845109
better.
maybe include >>578838516 too.

>>578845395
Yeah I just fixed most of the retarded shit I was doing once I realized.

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>>578841856
op 10/10

>>578845128
Can't I'm on mobile. And I should be working.

>>578845109
needs more reactions

>>578834736
HOLY SHIT BRO! THATS FUCKING BADASS!!!

>>578845474
I'm gonna over at 4archive but thread is still active.

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>>578845485
>>578845607
Work in progress now that I'm fixing shit. Looking a bit better now?

>>578845109
finally. maybe also take more recent shots showing how many anons replied to/cited OPs posts.
thanks for your effort.

>>578845842
Sure it's better, but what's up with those random white patches? Gotta get that stuff fixed up man.

>>578844515
OP, HIDE PL0X

>>578845943
he's doing it with paint, and he's just selecting the block and moving them, so white patch appears where there was a block previously moved

>>578842281
>underrated

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Postan in epic bread

>>578834736
This is fucking awesome. You are a hero this world needs.

>>578834736
>ITT: OP creates bullshit story to hide the fact hes trying to an hero
>ITOT: Robber attempts to corroborate BS story so when family ask when his leg is fucked up he has something to point at
>ITT: Newfags

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>>578841856
EMT here. You need stitches. Otherwise that'll defiantly get infected and won't heal right.

>>578845842
oh shit! new work for you! reaction thread:
>>578844515

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>>578843545

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>>578845842
Don't know if I made this better or worse. I'm not going to lie, I didn't try

>>578846346
>ITT: OP creates bullshit story to hide the fact hes trying to an hero
>the fact hes trying to an hero
>an hero

Is spelled "a hero", fucking retard
Also, he wasnt trying to be a hero, he was just a cool guy

>>578834736
Best OP of today, you're a cut above the rest.

>>578846396
>>Otherwise that'll defiantly

I don't think you're an EMT.

>>578846397
Kek, anon's work is never done

>>578841856
Pizza here. Stop putting me on your fucking leg

posting in an epic bread

>>578846523
Didn't try.
This is why you're a faggot

>>578846523
needs reactions

>>578840403
>>578834736
if You two are still here ill post that on my facebook if nobody is against it o.O

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Thank you based OP for making my evening with this amazing piece of OC, praise the sun

>>578846542
Cant tell

>>578846648
OP's leg here, stop forcing yourself on me

>>578846523
It would be good if you put more responses in all of the empty space

Medfag here. Bro you should get stitches ASAP
Anyhow 20/10 thread

>>578846648
kek

>>578846542
>a hero
>being this new

I was lurking this and decided I needed to be part of it. This will go down in the /b/ hall of fame!

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>>578845943
>>578846108
>>578846523
spot on, heres the new fixit, still working on getting everything organized but its looking much better I think

>>578846719
Go ahead, I say
Just don't post it to 9gag

>>578846542
holy shit, this is either bait or this motherfucker is a brand-newfag.

>>578843545
/thread

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now a pizza/knife pun thread
>cut above the rest
>slice of the action

i lol'd

nice story op

>>578846780
MRSA here, the pizza tastes gr8 m8

The guy who stabbed you musta been a pizza shit

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>>578846886
pic related

>>578847024
Id say he got a 'piece of the pie'

>>578847129
that's enough

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>>578847129

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>>578847234