alright fags. teach me some cool weird facts. I feel like

>>578774449

OP is always a faggot.

While water cover's 71% of our planet's surface, water only accounts for 0.02% of our planet's mass.

OP is always a fag.

Venus is the hottest planet in our solar system, despite being further from the sun than mercury.
This is due to the large amounts of carbon dioxide in the air, otherwise known as the greenhouse gas.

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>>578774449

>>578775590
nah bro global warming is just a theory

>>578775339
>>578775590
Huh.. Both True. What do you know, Anon.. Thanks!

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>>578776071

>>578776228
>>578776345
>>578776459
kek

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>>578776131
The human eye is so sensitive to light, that if you were on a pitch-black, perfectly flat plane, you could see a single candle burning from 30 miles away.

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>>578774449

here's one: Navajo sandstone formations in Utah came from an ancient desert formed from the erosion of the Appalachian mountains 100 or so million years ago, straight from the mouth of the zion park ranger

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>>578776625
crazy bro. didnt know that one

>>578774449
fun fact:
Cthulhu exists

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>>578777067
This one's fairly common:

Humans are the best long-distance runners in the animal kingdom, beating out all others, including horses and similar beasts of burden.

Humans once hunted almost exclusively by chasing their prey until it died of exhaustion.

We are fucking hardcore, bro.

>>578777745
There's an indian tribe in Mexico that can run 150 miles like nothing.

>>578778395
you mean native tribe. Indians are from India. but I get what you're saying...also, which tribe?

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>>578778395
The distance between the Earth and the Moon is so great, you can fit all of the planets of the solar system between us and still have room left to spare.

However, the Sun is so massive that it alone wouldn't fit in the same gap.

>>578777745

Some hunter-gatherers in Africa still do this. Watched a dude chase a gazelle for 8 hours in the hot sun until it collapsed and gave up, allowing him to spear it. Then he carried it back .

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>>578778871
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarahumara_people#Athletic_prowess

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>>578778929

>>578779360
much aprish

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>>578778929
Sounds like bullshit to me

>>578780102
not bullshit dude. sounds like it but its not. true fact.

>>578780102
Realizing that Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune are mostly gas, right?
Faggot

>>578780102
Add the diameter of all the planets. It doesnt add up to 239k miles

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>>578780102

>>578778929
if you don't count pluto, that is

>>578774449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbP8AOqfHAM

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>>578780367
>>578780856
These anons speak the truth, along with myself.

Next up: Wilford Brimley was Howard Hughes' bodyguard.

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>>578780102
Just did the math.
You are wrong with saying he is wrong. Just Sayian.

Distance between earth and moon: 238,900 miles
Diameters:
Mercury:3,032
Venus:7,521
Mars:4,222
Jupiter:88,846
Saturn: 74,898
Uranus: 31,763
Neptune:30,778

Total: 241,060 miles

>>578782142
kek. just looked it up. Wilford Brimley really was his bodyguard

>>578780938
even counting Pluto

>>578782537
Mobile device ran out of battery

anyways sources
For diameters
http://cse.ssl.berkeley.edu/AtHomeAstronomy/act10_datasheet.html
For distance between moon and earth
Fucking Google

you're dick gets bigger if you put you're finger through you're are dick hole

When I reached The Lord of Darkness, I laughed.

Good show.

>>578783031
I'm 12 and what is English?

>>578782537
that is the minimum distance to the moon, maximum is 252k miles so still valid if talking about the apogee

you will always see the same side of the moon no matter where you are on earth

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>>578783031
you're are dick hole??? so you are are dick hole. huh. umm ok

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>>578782623
I do not lie, anon

Barry Manilow did not write his hit "I Write the Songs".

He did, however, write the "Like a Good Neighbor" State Farm jingle.

>>578783240
sorry hombre my language es espanoel

>>578783393
kek. the fuck outta here. don't know why these dumbass facts are impressing me almost as much as the rest of the other facts on this thread.

>>578783280


>>578782537
sorry that is average distance, not min, minimum is 225k miles but apogee still stands above equatorial diameter of all planets and dwarf planets (though it would be tight and wouldn't account for Saturn's rings if I remember correctly)

In 2003 there was a lab in Switzerland that publicized the process of bioengineering synthetic limbs which was originally created for soldiers who had lost limbs during service. Pictures were released as well as a few time lapse videos showing one mans missing leg growing back entirely and proportionally to the other leg. In 2006 this process was abandoned due to a case in which one of the scientists grew a third synthetic arm to pleasure himself during long hours of tedious research. This process would be later named "the golden solution" effect, until the arm gained self awareness and killed over-

I'm just gonna stop now

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>>578783459
and your language is Español but you misspell that too. smh

>>578783893
You bitch now I'm curious

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>>578774449

wolfgang pauli, the physicist, could produce telekinetic phenomenon on demand, which used to be a horrible problem he couldn't control

he sought out help from siegmund freud and karl jung and albert einstein, among others

this was the start of the rift between freud and jung

jung used it as the basis for the development of archetypes and went in a mystical direction, while freud preferred the middle road even though he always skirted the occult

einstein always considered that this stemmed from basic level physics and spent the entire second half of his life searching for the unified field theorem

he was fascinated with quantum entanglement and believed that dr. pauli's telekinetic abilities actually originated in this phenomenon

not making this stuff up, cars actually blew up on the street and bookcases would explode around this guy until he got it under control with jung's analytical help

all this stuff was really, really well researched and served as the core investigation into poltergeist phenomenon, which was mined later by stephen king and steven spielberg in their books and movies

someone post that image of earth's timeline till destruction

>>578777745
Maybe the other animals were just smart enough to realize it's better to find something else.

>>578783938
you're*

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>>578783031
>you are a dick
>you are a finger
>you are a dick hole

Da fak

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>>578783676
Trivia is generally more entertaining

Just before the Nazis invaded Paris, H.A. and Margret Rey fled on bicycles. They were carrying the manuscript for Curious George.

>>578784559
He's half right, shit tended to break around Pauli who became increasing paranoid that he was cursed. He was actually banned from multiple labs.

>>578785180
wrong

>>578785218
>>578783031
>you're are dick hole
>you are are dick hole.

>>578785180
trying to correct me with yet another mistake. stop wasting our good oxygen. please kill yourself

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>>578785510
>>578785438
>>578785329
>>578785218

i was just pretending guys. you're all faggots

>>578774449
Most of the energy created in an x-ray tube is converted to heat. Less than 1% of the energies produced are actually x-rays.

>>578785257
The Marquis de Sade would have been freed during the storming of the Bastille if he hadn't been transferred elsewhere a few days earlier for yelling at people out of his window.

>>578785257
In WWII,

Well search up Unit 731

Japs would experiment on living war prisoners without anesthesia.

the whole thing is fucked up without me paraphrasing it in one sentence

People think that the Spaniards brought horses to the New World. This is actually false; horses were already here and had been domesticated.

Almost all mental illness is a myth, being symptoms-based and having no organic basis whatsoever.

>>578786024
yup, the source is aimed at a spinning tungsten "fan" which deflects down into xray

>>578785284

he called it 'the pauli principle'

he helped jung more fully develop the principle of 'synchonicity'

pauli absolutely believed in the connexion between mind and matter and that it existed ultimately at the subatomic level

his work is mostly in the form of stunning and insightful letters that were widely circulated by his contemporaries

although he did much to support heisenberg, the two ultimately had a falling out

pauli was not a mumbo-jumbo 'mystic' and subjected his work and all of his colleagues to rigorous testing

most physicists today just don't want to discuss this, but it's all laid out in the letters, others' work and at the very depths of quantum phenomenon

there's a reason that quantum physicists start talking mystic shit when they get older

>>578786578
and let me guess, you can explain it with theaten levels
or did you go to ITT tech for a psychology degree?

9/11 was an inside job

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Bin laden was a good guy

>>578786782
is this for realsies?

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>>578786782
>>578785284
I just thought he was a dick

>>578786493
not true

horses were native to north america and from there radiated out to eurasia across the arctic land bridges that formed from time to time

horses were amongst the american mega-fauna that became extinct 10,000 years before the present, along with ground sloths, sabre toothed cats, hippos, elephants and the like

the horses that escaped from spanish shipwrecks did 'go native' and quickly swept the continent, completely changing north american indian cultures--particularly in the southwest--where these peoples changed from sedentary farmers to semi-nomadic horsemen, also reflected in their shifts in religious beliefs and rituals

>>578787235
half true, most contemporaries attributed it to bad luck or pauli over analyzing mistakes
coupled with paranoia of course

The holocaust is a horribly over exaggerated occurrence.

>>578786578
Except that we are constantly proving that exact statement incorrect through brain scans and chemical sampling.

It turns out almost every single mental illness still in the DSM has a physical basis.

>>578787841
shhh you are infringing on the core religious belief of scientology

lol

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>>578787235
Before Pixar settled on Toy Story, other names suggested included "Made in Taiwan, Moving Buddies, and Toyz in the Hood."

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>>578787452
It is true. I read it in picture related.

There was also steel, wheat, elephants, cattle, the wheel, and more. Archaeologists just haven't found them yet.

>>578786782
>Atom and Archetype: The Pauli/Jung Letters, 1932-1958
I think I'll have to buy this

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Cooling tap water to 7 degrees kelven below absolute zero transforms it into what's known as a superfluid, having zero mass.

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>>578788229
>Cooling tap water to 7 degrees kelven below absolute zero

>>578788229
>below absolute zero
>absolute zero
>absolute


nigga you retarded or what?

>>578788074
I can't help it. People's idiocy related to health/medicine rustles my jimmies when they try and spread it to others.

Cancer cure conspiritards are the worst of the lot though.

>>578788497
Did you know that double blind studies have proven that eating raw organic all natural peppers is a better cancer treatment than chemotherapy?

>>578787659

except that the poltergeist phenomena were directly observed by some of his contemporaries, including jung

jung helped pauli tremendously after his breakdown, but pauli began analysing jung's theories and a critical analysis back-and-forth also helped jung to fine-tune them and set them onto a more secure, 'scientific' footing

poltergeist phenomena are well-documented, pauli had the good--or bad--fortune to be the only world-class modern scientist so afflicted

and he was aware enough to realise that HE was somehow doing these things himself at a 'sub-conscious' level

that is why he sought out jung and why he was finally able to gain control over the 'episodes' at least to a certain extent

the ineluctable fact that other physicists and scientists actually had to ban him from their labs--not because he deliberately broke things, but because the equipment itself would just start to go haywire by his mere presence--should be a sufficient marker that some actual physical manifestations were occurring in his presence

einstein was particularly fascinated with this

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>>578788229
>below absolute zero

>>578788680
surely no way you're misinterpreting these results

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>>578788169

there, ftfy

>>578788827
Nope it's legit. It is the same treatment Steve Jobs was on.

>>578788680
I'd rather let the cancer take me than do that.

>>578788680
That isnt true. They HAVE shown that direct application of capsaicin kills cancer cells. More effectively than chemo does.

>>578787675
Teach me something I didn't know

>>578788932
how'd that work out for him?

and unless you're gonna cite a pubmed paper, i call bullshit on your conclusion

>>578788850
God and 15,000,000 people can't all be wrong.

>>578775590
This is a noob question, but how was/is the atmospheric content determined? I mean, was a sample collected some how, or what? Same question about the sulfuric acid clouds.

>>578789095
I would but the ones that I know of are all behind paywalls.

>>578788229
This guy is fucking with you, but there is something called zero net mass flow in superfluids (like helium at ~2K).

Actual science fact: Certain system can actually can have negative temperatures (negative degrees kelvin). Such systems are counter-intuitively hotter that any system with a positive temperature (in the sense that they will lose heat energy to any system with a positive temperature).

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>>578774449
Did you know, that when bees sting you, their asses fell off and they die.

Fact: I'm starting to believe there is a god, or atleast a higher being

Why? because when something life changing happens it just coincidentally happens to be detoured by something and it's as if that higher being is either preparing me or stopping me from experience pain or happiness.

>>578788229

ok

A) Kelvin is not measured in degrees

B) You cannot go below absolute zero, it is at this point hypothetical as making all movement stop is something we have yet to figure out and thus can't even get to 0K

>>578789364
give me a real citation and i'll check it out tomorrow at work.

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>>578789210

>>578789416
not necessarily. it depends on how the stinger is ripped off. Many end up living. hurts like hell when ripped from their thorax but many survive

>>578786392

yup

most anons don't know about this at all

or the fact that ethnic russians, ethnic chinese and allied POWs were literally vivisected or used to test ordinance or diseases

and, unlike the german 'experiments', the japanese atrocities were really valid experiments with tonnes of valid experimental data

which is why they were protected after ww2 when they turned over all their results to the allies ( particularly the usa military )

the black dragon and the japanese occupations and mindset made the german nazis look like utter amateurs by comparison

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>>578789607
The slime used on Nickelodeon's "Double Dare" was made from applesauce, vanilla pudding, oatmeal and green dye -- It was safe to eat.

>>578789330

Spectroscopy

Basically shit burns different colors

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>>578788169
spreading the good word i see

>>578789416
Undeniable fact thank you anon

>>578789520
Au contraire: http://www.nature.com/news/quantum-gas-goes-below-absolute-zero-1.12146

>>578788680
You gotta try harder then that lol.

Captcha: i c u pee

kek

>>578789520
http://www.iflscience.com/physics/journey-other-side-absolute-zero

>>578789882
That actually sounds pretty good for a drunk breakfast

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>>578788169
DNA tests and archeology have shown that...it is not true.

>>578788932
I'd say that's chemo 1, peppers 0 then lmfao

>>578790103

>Quantom

all normal rules stop applying here

>>578787090
Not a scientologist, just read some Szasz

>>578787841
The symptoms are real, they are a result of chemicals in the brain, but these chemicals in the brain are not mental defects. If a person becomes depressed because their life is shitty they aren't mentally ill, they are reacting rationally to a poor life situation. If someone exhibits unusual behavior that doesn't make them mentally ill, that just makes them abnormal. It should be up to the patient to decide if they need medication to deal with their symptoms.

The mind is a process and not a physical organ. You can't medicalize human behavior all willy nilly and call it science.

>>578789520
Yeah actually you are right about the degree being wrong. It should be just Kelvin

Here's a mindblower:

James Avery, Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire, was also the voice of Shredder from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles television show.

>>578788827

peppers--and edible members of the nightshade family--are LOADED with anti-oxidant, anti-inflammatory chemicals and alkaloids

one of the healthiest things you can eat

people who suffer auto-immune disorders or who have nightshade sensitivities just can't eat anything like tomatoes, eggplants, peppers or potatoes, though

fortunately, that leaves 90% of us who can

>>578788968
This is true but the reason we give chemo instead of capsaicin is because chemo can actually get to the cells.

Lots of things kill cancer cells better then chemo, but they are either pointless because we can't use them or more dangerous then chemo which is already poison.

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>>578790485
I knew that one!

Here's one just for you: Will Smith is older now than James Avery was in the first season of Fresh Prince.

BONUS

In 2009, Coolio attempted to stage dive during a performance. Nobody caught him, he was beaten up and had his shoes stolen.

>>578790509
not disputing health claims. disputing the claim that it's a better treatment than chemotherapy

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>>578789923
my niggas!

>>578789495
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

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nature scary

>>578790794
Dude did you even read that article?

>>578790935
what the fuck is going on here

>>578790327
Actually, it is true. Just because archaeologists haven't found the evidence yet doesn't mean it isn't there, it just means that jungles grow really fucking fast and have a tendency to cover things up so they are hard to find again.

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>>578774449
Eating 5 grams of pulverized apple seeds daily will make you immune to cancer.
Fuck you big-pharma faggot pirates.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGsSEqsGLWM

>>578790735
You sonofabitch it's entirely true

I can't believe it

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>>578791037
nature

>>578791120
Quit spreading misinformation you fucking asshole.

>>578786392
Go watch the movie "Men under the sun" its about the ongoings of unit 731 and accurately depicts a lit of what they did there. Pretty fucked up. Also the autopsy scene done on a young boy may be real. People are still unsure. Although they really did light those rats on fire.

>>578778929
The saddest part, is that he wanted a son and was forcing her to move to America so he didn't have to kill her

>>578790385
You clearly don't interact with anyone in healthcare often.

Patients are ALWAYS free to refuse any sort of treatment or medication UNLESS they are a danger to themselves or others. Full stop.

Many people are perfectly capable of coping with mental illness without treatment, this does not mean they do not have an illness. People cope with broken bones without getting a cast, we will keep calling those fractures.

Abnormal chemical imbalances are disorders by definition if they influence a person's thought process in a negative way.

There is also a huge difference between clinical depression and someone being in a depressed state because of a traumatic even (grief is a great example of a state that mimics depression while not being a true mental illness).

Your claim that "almost all" mental illnesses are myths is just completely ignorant.

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>>578774449
here OP: how to adult

>>578791252
Jesus Fuck, that's horrid!

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>>578791093
>Just because archaeologists haven't found the evidence yet doesn't mean it isn't there
Guess unicorns are fucking real too you dipshit.

I was raised a good portion of my youth LDS. You can believe but don't go spreading "facts" which were pulled out of your ass and calling them true. There is no credible evidence in DNA, archeology, history, peoples or languages to support the BoM as a historical document.

The only vehicle that's legally allowed to run a red light in the US is a mail truck.

That's right. Ambulances, firetrucks, and police cars cannot legally run a red light.

>>578791258
Fuck you big-pharma faggot pirate.

>>578789330
Spectroscopy. Certain chemicals give off certain radiations, from which you can determine composition.

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>>578791601
You're retarded, kill yourself

>>578790385
Oh and another thing, you absolutely can call it science and it isn't willy nilly you retard.

If a massive group of people have a set of symptoms (depression) and we link it to a specific chemical imbalance (primarily serotonin) and we create a drug to help deal with the imbalance (SSRIs for example) that acts on specifically that chemical and we see the same type of improvement on a majority of patients that take the drug, that is fucking science.

It has also taken DECADES of rigorous study to make that possible no thanks to faggots like you that continue the stigma of mental illness.

>>578789923

mormonism--and the root churches of has evolved into a very positive thing for the community of christ, the lds and other sects and many members have wonderful, strong and positive family experiences

but joseph smith was a fraud who wrote the book of mormon himself, corrupted traditional scripture with his many 'additions' ( including the belief that people could become angels, etc. ) and ultimately, after his murder, the main movement was hijacked by brigham young

fortunately, the churches believe that their teachings can be 'revised' so they're not so inflexible anymore and can respond to the changing conditions around them

but even most members of the community of christ have accepted the fact that joseph smith's masterwork was his own fabrication, that the first nation tribes are not the descendants of hebrew refugees and that the gold tablets were a ruse--and that quetzacoatl was not a resurrected jesus come to the new world to spread the gospel

all holy works are the efforts of men to make sense of the world; god doesn't write anything and we just have to make do with our religious and scientific efforts to better ourselves and slowly hunch towards greater truth about ourselves and the universe and our place within it

simply calling the mormon experience a 'schill' is petty and vain

they have accomplished much, they have completely influenced christianity worldwide and they are woven into the fabric of american culture and history in a way that no other religious group can match

but no one has a corner on the religious truth market

>>578791543
Actually there is solid proof for all my claims, but Thomas S. Monson is keeping it locked up in the church vaults until the second coming, because if all the proof was given to us then there would be no need for faith which is the whole reason we are put here on earth.

If you read the BoM with and open heart and then pray with real intent, the spirit will testify of its truth to you. You might hear a still small voice or a burning in your bosom, and that is how you know it is true.

>>578791601
I knew this one as well.

50 Cent made most of his money not from rapping, but from an investment in Vitamin Water - He made 10 times more than he ever made rapping.

>>578789330
You can actually measure the light emitted from an object and observe what chemicals are in the atmosphere. It causes small differences that can be noticed at certain areas. This allows them to tell what is in the atmosphere of a star or planet.

>>578790327
Sorry to say but...DNA tests and archaeology show otherwise 2235

>>578788169
FALSE...All of those things have been found in ancient America. Look it up.

>>578790935
Pretty sure this is a fungus that forces the insect to reveal itself to the predator at the end.

>>578791252
And this is a parasite. Alien level shit right here.

>>578788932
yeah and Steve Jobs is cancer free today because of it!

oh wait.....

>>578783297
What if I put a mirror behind the moon and look at the mirror from Earth?

>>578791543
LOL just google native american link to jews nigga

>>578791780
I drive ambulances. I cannot legally run a red light due to some old law from before the EMS even existed. People just don't know or care.

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>>578792072
huh huh, he said "bosom."

>>578792257
Sorry, I didn't mean to say that NONE of them have been found, just that there isn't conclusive, widely accepted proof for all of them. But you're right, they have all been found.

>>578791120
I am by no means an expert. But don't apple seeds contain trace amounts of cyanide in them?

>>578792103
The creator of Johnny Bravo, the creator of Powerpuff Girls, and the creator of Dexter’s Laboratory were all roommates in college.

>>578792330
So if someone has chemotherapy but still dies, is that proof that chemotherapy doesn't work?

Fucking retard.

>>578792668
That is true, but the quantity you would have to consume is a larger volume then yourself. You couldn't fit enough to hurt you in your stomach if you tried.

>>578792072
I have read it and went through a whole ordeal. Almost went on a mission. However I can plainly see that there is no such thing as a "one true church". If there was then I wouldn't consider the LDS one to be high on my list of possible candidates.

Just take a look at the Book of Abraham; evidence shows that it isn't anything what Joseph Smith said it to be and now some leaders go "Oh well it was a portal for him to receive revelation, not physically read from it".

Look at reformed Egyptian, not one Egyptologist acknowledges the existence of such a language.

I don't need a man to ask me questions about whether I masturbate or not. I feel God and Christ are real and religion helps some people but when you have men who scare people into following or lie about evidence then it is fucking ridiculous.

How do you know there is evidence in this vault? Did you take a tour? What is the evidence?

>>578792295
The scariest thing about this is there is a lot of pesticide research going into how to transfer it to other species. We've come to a time where we can create a parasite that makes things kills other things.

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>>578792120
Call bullshit on your claim

>>578792751
You've yet to site a source at all let alone a credible one. I can claim that inhaling farts all day can cure cancer and that the studies are all behind paywalls too.

>>578792742
Seth MacFarlane was also a major contributor towards many of those shows before he got the opportunity to air his short "Larry and Steve." On cartoon network.

Fox saw the short and paid him to create a show based on it for them. Larry became Peter and Steve became Brian.

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>>578792505
>Some researches think a Colorado tribe is linked to a lost tribe of Israel
>Some speculate some natives related to Jews
>Speculate
>Mfw native Americans have more links to Asiatic peoples than Jews

>>578792668
>>578792958
Vitamin B12 contains cyanide locked in the molecule as well.

Amygdalin contains not only cyanide, but benzaldehyde as well; the two in combination being 100x more deadly than each acting alone, however, they remain locked in the molecule until an enzyme unique to cancer unlocks them at the site, destroying the cancer cell. It's a beautiful proven mechanism. Watch the video and be cancer-free for free:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGsSEqsGLWM

>>578793213
That's not scary it is amazing because that would be an incredibly safe pesticide for humans.

I can understand the fear of that type of tinkering affecting us but that isn't how it works. A parasite for an insect could never be modified to infect a large mammal and if someone wanted to try, they'd be an idiot. Much easier to start with a parasite that already kills large mammals.

Would make for a killer sci-fi original horror movie though.

>>578774449
does no one notice cthulu in this pic

>>578793129
Of course they haven't heard of reformed Egyptian. The language was spoken/written in the americas and died out when the nephites and lamanites had the huge war in about 400 AD.

And no, I haven't taken a tour, but I have seen pictures of the vaults (easily googleable) and my home teacher told us once about how he had a vision about the proof in the vault, so he talked to the bishop the next day who talked to the stake president who talked to the seventy etc., and two days later Gordon B. Hinkley (this was a few years ago) came to his house and brought some of the artifacts with him and showed it to him, and then gave him his second anointing.

Elvis dyed his hair black. His hair was actually a sandy blonde color.

Bonus: money isn't made out of a paper, its more akin to a fabric ie cloth. That's why all those dollar bills in your jean pockets you've washed never disentegrated.

>>578793659
Except a video on youtube is not even slightly a credible source. I would love to read a clinical study from a reputable website on the matter.

If you can not provide one, you are posting information that sounds as plausible as chemtrails with the same source site as them.

I won't waste time reading a shit source or discussing it further if you post one though.

>>578792295
Actually that's half right, most of the time that parasite forces it's victim to commit suicide so it can transfer to bigger creatures, rinse and repeat

>>578792505
>>578792505
"North American Indians are generally considered the genetic descendants of East Eurasian peoples." Handbook of North American Indians, D. Andrew Merriwether, "Mitochondrial DNA," pages 817-830

"Several authors have published works that suggest that current studies of genetic anthropology using DNA evidence do not provide support for the Book of Mormon. To date there have been no DNA studies which link any Native American group with West Eurasia." One of the more vocal challengers to the DNA vs. The Book of Mormon issue is Dr. Thomas W. Murphy

>>578793951
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>>578776808
>Appalachian mountains
>Utah

umm you should look at a map ? or do i not understand the thread.

>>578793659
Holy shit I just watched 15 seconds of it.

"We will explore the theory that cancer is a deficiency disease caused by a lack of a certain compound in the human diet" you mean as opposed to carcinogens like radiation or hazmat exposure or just cellular degredation with age.

I'm done. Enjoy your completely unfounded pseudoscience that you probably think "big pharma" is keeping secret from the world.

>>578779262
Fuckin niggers man, why do they spend so much on cars when they could just run everywhere with their natural god given nigger-powers.

>>578793980
The idea of using Reformed Egyptian doesn't even make sense compared to other languages the Hebrews could have used. There is no mass graves and cities to support the historical aspect of the BoM. Don't even try to say "Hur dur the Aztec or Mayan cities are really Nephite cities".

As for the vision and all that stuff can't say because whether or not he had a vision I can't say. I don't believe they have anything in this vault though to be brought forth as proof.

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>>578794098
Depending on the particular insect there is a parasite and a fungus that do the same thing. That was what I meant by revealing it though, it is forced suicide as much as a misnomer as that is by an invading organism.

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>>578791120

>>578794694
Well have fun not getting your own planet when you die.

>>578794061
The video was produced long before youtube existed.
The video contains some important case studies and references. For more in depth coverage on the topic, get ahold of the book: "World Without Cancer".

As Griffin puts it: "The politics behind cancer is more complex than the disease itself"

>>578793741
I'm more concerned with a rapidly evolving invasive species dismantling local insect fauna, which uphold the infrastructure of the pretty much every ecosystem on earth.

But that too.

>>578794827
Yeah because there was so much scripture and teachings from Jesus and prophets about us becoming Gods and that God was a man like us.
you are such a fucking troll

>>578794765
still waiting for the day a super villain releases this shit on the public en mass via tainted mcdonalds burgers

>>578792072
The voice in my bosom is telling you to shut the fuck up about mormanism

>>578794535
Those topics are covered in the video, hardheaded jackass. They are triggers for cancer, but diet is what controls the disease. lol die for all i care.

>>578794867
No, not it isn't. You failed to provide a source or any sort of proof so again, enjoy your pseudoscience.

You sound like someone in the camp that actually believes that the cure for cancer is being covered up because it isn't profitable. Christ the level of dumb fuckery in that stance is unreal.

>>578794982
I feel like you're trying to be sarcastic but that IS EXACTLY what happens when we die. As we are, God once was. As God is, we may one day become.

>>578795246
If a flood were coming, I'd go warn my neighbours. Read the Book of Mormon, pray about it with an open heart, and you will know the truth for yourself. The holy ghost will testify of it to you.

>>578794915
That is a very real concern but an applicable pesticide would be a sterilized version of the parasite.

Unable to reproduce but able to effect. As evil as groups like Mansanto can seem at times, they are anything but dumb. Creating an ecosystem destroying parasite like that is bad for the economy and therefore their business lol.

>>578793980
"Standard language reference works contain no reference to "reformed Egyptian" Standard language references such as Peter T. Daniels and William Bright, eds., The World's Writing Systems (New York: Oxford University Press, 1996) (990 pages);

"No non-Mormon scholars acknowledge the existence of either a "reformed Egyptian" language or a "reformed Egyptian" script as it has been described in Mormon belief. For instance, in 1966, John A. Wilson, professor of Egyptology at the University of Chicago, wrote, "From time to time there are allegations that picture writing has been found in America… In no case has a professional Egyptologist been able to recognize these characters as Egyptian hieroglyphs. From our standpoint there is no such language as 'reformed Egyptian'." John A. Wilson, March 16, 1966, cited in Jerald and Sandra Tanner, The Changing World of Mormonism (Chicago: Moody Press, 1979), ch. 5. Richard A. Parker, department of Egyptology at Brown University, wrote, "No Egyptian writing has been found in this [Western] hemisphere to my knowledge"

Klaus Baer, another Egyptologist at the University of Chicago, called the characters of the "Caractors" document nothing but "doodlings" Jerald & Sandra Tanner, Changing World of Mormonism, Moody Press, 1980, p. 143.

Anthropologist Michael D. Coe of Yale University, an expert in pre-Columbian Mesoamerican studies, has written, "Of all the peoples of the pre-Columbian New World, only the ancient Maya had a complete script." Michael D. Coe, Breaking the Maya Code, (London: Thames and Hudson, 1999, preface.

>>578774449
A supernova going off as far away as sun would be brighter than a hydrogen bomb detonated while pressed against your eye

>>578795634
You're either completely fucking brainwashed or you're a troll because no one except old people and the guy who hands out the koolaid talks like that

>>578774449
Ok well first off that picture is bullshit, Ive been deep water diving in several places, and unless your in a very special place there is very little light at around 100 feet

>>578795634
You can believe that, that is fine but don't go around saying "Why yes there is evidence to support this book and ideology as a historical fact" when you have no evidence.

I am happy not being asked by a bishop, who said he felt the spirit asked him to ask, whether or not I have sexual relations with my brother. Dats gay

>>578795327
No, they fucking aren't. Post a real god damn source you stupid shit. A study on the fucking efficacy of apple seeds as a cancer preventative from a non-conspiritard website.

I will die and honestly, there is a good fucking chance of cancer being the killer eventually. The really funny thing is that you will too despite you eating apple seeds.

If it helps you sleep better at night up until you get the diagnosis, by all means do so, but don't spread your bullshit here.

There is literally no evidence, fucking none, that any of your claims are true.

I'd love to see a pack a day smoker's face if he held your beliefs "but muh apple seeds should have protected me from lung cancer" fucking joke.

>>578778871
Oh die in a fire faggot, they're Indians because we called them Indians, and there are too few of them around to disagree.

>>578795731
If reformed Egyptian didn't exist, then how did Lehi write it on the Gold Plates? Oh yeah, I remember, it DID exist.

Or is it more likely that Joseph Smith somehow just spit out the Book of Mormon, without any re-writes, edits, referencing what he wrote earlier, etc., in a matter of just a few weeks?

>>578795926
Do me a favor and walk into an LDS church, literally any LDS church on the first sunday of the month, sit down, and you will see dozens of people testify just like I am.

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>>578774449
If you type nigger in all fields you become a mod.

And you do it for free.

>>578796064
The spirit doesn't lie, which means that yes, you had sex with your brother.

Do you regret that you chose to hold onto that guilt ever since then, rather than find peace through repentance? Is a little embarassment such an unsurmountable obstacle?

>>578791252
horsehair worm

>>578791252
I hope its burning and feels horrible pain when it comes out like that.

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>>578796159
Oh you toy with me so.
Any foods rich in nitrilosides will prevent cancer. I only mention apple seeds because they're so readily available.

Sounds like you have a severe case of "I don't believe anything unless it's published by the Sloan Kettering Cancer Center"

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>>578774449
Captcha: fact ydrawill

>>578782384
name of pale white model?

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>>578783031
>you're are dick hole

>>578793741
>they'd be an idiot
yeah....about that....

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>>578796790
Right there proves to me that it is bullshit. No am not gay and the leaders have been mislead before. A conman had sold the leadership artifacts that they deemed were true only to have them come up as false later on.
Hur good ones guise.

You are either a fucktard or a troll. Evidence points towards troll, 6/10 had me going

>>578796517
Joseph didn't write it in a few weeks.
First, translation of the BOM did not take place in less than three months; it spanned a time period of over a year and Joseph may have been working on the text for years" Church History in the Fulness of Times Student Manual (2003, p52-66) http://www.lds.org/manual/church-history-in-the-fulness-of-times-student-manual/chapter-five-coming-forth-of-the-book-of-mormon-and-restoration-of-the-priesthood?lang=eng

>>578776345
This one actually sounds plausible.

>>578798210
You might not know how the LDS church works, but our bishops literally have the ability to use the power of God. This is called the priesthood, and part of that for Bishops is the power to know what questions to ask those they are interviewing (in addition to the basic questions, obviously), and also to know when the person is lying.

The LDS church is the only church with the priesthood, and everyone who has it can literally trace their line back to God himself, including me.

>>578798698
The only reason it took so long was because of the book of Lehi which got stolen and the long repentance process, etc., that Joseph Smith had to go through afterwards. If you don't count that, then it only took a few weeks.

>>578788229
I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTeBUpR17Rw

>>578799223
Solid trollingeffort 8/10 for entertainment value

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>>578799223
>Only church with the priesthood
Yet is one of the youngest ones, one of many to say they have this priesthood, and lacks any evidence of this claim.
>Bishops have ability to use power of God
Yet some bishops have been caught ins scandals or not being able to fill the required duties.

>Trace line back to God
Troll detected

>>578799223

I guess my bishop wasn't very good at it. Asked me if I masturbated and other shit and I said no, got a temple recommend.

So glad I'm no longer forced to go to church anymore.

>>578799425
>only reason it took so long was because of the book of Lehi which got stolen and the long repentance process
Nope try again, doesn't even come close to fill time gaps.

nigger

>>578799223
See >>578799749

>>578799554
I'm not trolling, all of this stuff is easily verifiable with two seconds of googling.

>>578799701
>trace line back to God

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priesthood_%28Latter_Day_Saints%29#Requirement_of_priesthood_succession

>Latter Day Saints generally believe that priesthood originates with Jesus, and is passed to others through a line of succession.

>>578799749
Your bishop will still honour your free agency.

>>578800513
Believing something doesn't make it true

>>578800023
Yes, it completely fills the gaps. And even if he spent a year translating it, big whoop. It's still a book that could not possibly have been written by a farm boy with no education and no extensive knowledge of ancient history, archaeology, geography, etc.

>>578800513
Present this evidence then, this magical evidence that we have somehow missed through our research.

The link is just Joseph Smith saying "Hey guise my ideology is right and I bear this line of priesthood. Not the numerous other churches who are larger and have xisted longer".

The bishop isn't doing his job then, you must be worthy to have a temple recommend. What's next everyone will go to the highest kingdom because their free agency is respected?

>>578800861
You're right, it doesn't. It is true independent of what I believe, and I then believe the truth.

>>578800513
But but. I must be pure to enter the temple.

Growing up being forced to go to an LDS church sucked.

You will get far in life if you pass grade 2

>>578800921
There is no 'magical evidence.' You simply have to read the BoM and pray with sincere intent and an open heart, and the holy ghost will let you know it is true.

The link was just because you thought I was trolling because I said we could trace our priesthood lineage back to God, and the link was just proof that it is real LDS doctrine.

>>578800891
No it doesn't, also take a look at the books he had at his disposal. The king James bible, Apocrypha, or View of the Hebrews. The man could read he wasn't fucking illiterate.

>>578801039
Lol

If you were to travel faster than the speed of light, you'll be able to see the future.

>>578801359
>>578666666

>>578789891
Rhey landed a probe too.
It took readings, reported back, then was promptly crushed by the heat and pressure.

>>578801443
I didn't say he was illiterate, I just said he wasn't educated. There is a big difference between being able to read and write, and being able to create something like the Book of Mormon.

Writing the Book of Mormon would take a biblical scholar a decade or more to do, would take thousands of hours of research, and would end up with plenty of mistakes in it. The Book of Mormon was completed in a few weeks (even a year like someone claimed is still impossibly short) with no research by someone who was not a scholar of any kind. And it has literally no mistakes that have been found in almost 200 years of plenty of people searching for them.

>>578801359
>I'm not trolling, all of this stuff is easily verifiable with two seconds of googling.
In other words opinions with NO REAL EVIDENCE BACKING.

This is the issue, The Book of Mormon has no physical evidence to back it up as a historically correct book. Reformed Egyptian does not exist or is not validated by any Egyptologist.
Can you believe it? Sure we have and respect freedom of religion but from a historical standpoint is this book true? As of this time no it is not due to lack of evidence to support it and the errors within the book itself as well as going through numerous edits.

>>578792257
>found in ancient America
>ancient America
For some reason, I can't ever take anyone seriously when they say "ancient America"
Sure, Ancient Greece, Rome, Egypt, China...
but America?

>>578791301
Philosophy of a Knife is better

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>>578801993
>Literally no mistake found
Nigga the book has gone through numerous editions like the doctrines of the church. Shit has changed enough times there could be a series of books.

>>578802071
I'm not claiming that google has definitive proof for all of this; that was just a response to the people who were claiming 'durr, you said that your priesthood can be traced back to God, you must be trolling.'

The proof is in the prayer. Anyone, literally anyone, who will read the Book of Mormon and pray about it with real intent and an open heart, will have the best possible proof given to them: the testimony of the Holy Ghost.

>>578802340
Sure, they've fixed slight grammatical errors that came from typesetting, etc., but they actually got ahold of the original handwritten copy a few years ago from one of the breakoff sects of the LDS church, and changed the entire thing to match that exactly.

The only changes that have EVER been made were unintentional small errors in printing, and correcting those errors

>>578802597
Then why do people who pray about Islam, Catholicism, Protestantism, Baptist, LDS, Community of Christ, etc. Feel they have found the right one? Why do some people read the BoM and not feel anything? Why do some leave the LDS faith and join another faith due to the same thing you just described?

you stupid fucking autists ruined this thread, kill yourselves

>>578802871
They don't. The other religions might make them feel good, but once you have had the holy ghost testify to you (which it would only do for the truth, which is the LDS church), then you know that all those other feelings you had weren't the spirit.

And very few people leave the LDS church. The only people who leave are people who get offended or want do sin.

>>578802919
Maybe the spirit led you here so you could learn about God's love for you.

Give me your address and I will send you a Book of Mormon.

>>578801039
You might have better luck trying to convert people in a dangerous area surrounded by minorities?
You don't have the intellectual prowess to convert anyone who isn't mentally deficient.
Please go be a fag somewhere else, you're the only person here who thinks you're right for a reason.

>>578803124
>or want do sin
>then who was phone?

>>578803124
They are saying the same thing towards your religion. So dumb to say "Not the spirit it is wrong you are wrong." The church has a large amount of inactive people and bullshit to people who leave because they want to sin or are offended. People leave because of problems with depression, suicide, or to them do not believe it anymore. Do they sin? Many live not drinking, smoking or fooling around.

>>578803356
I'm not trying to convert anyone. I'm just sharing my beliefs.

>>578775339
that cant be true you tard

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I'll just this leave here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ9Ll5EX1jc&sns=tw

>>578803614
Beliefs

Facts

Pick one

>>578803942
I believe in facts.

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>>578803772
Shit really happened.
I think there's old rich guys whonhad their heads pit on young bodies to live longer.

>>578803772
Today I learned

>>578802919
This. RIP in peace thred

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>>578803728
CO₂ covers the entire earth, and makes up approximately 93.6% of its mass.

>>578803772
thorium is a radioactive metal, it would produce radioactive residue

>>578798069
Vikki Blows
Yes I'm being serious to cunt.

>>578805480
are you the most retarded person on earth?

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>>578805838
google it

>>578805480
SERIOUSLY I just cant get over this
are you just some random 12 year old that happened to pick up a keyboard?

>>578804047
No you don't. I use to be a mormon. Its all bullshit. Joseph Smith was a massive con. He was a treasure hunter. Not a prophet. If the bishiop knew answers to my his question then why would he purposfully ruin the sanctity of a temple after i fucked his wife? Because he didnt know. Either that or your god must really hate him.