Ok guys I need help. Also if you're gonna judge me, gtfo
>26 years old
>6/10 maybe even a 7
>virgin(yea, i know. doesn't make sense considering I claim to be a 7/10)
>I'm anti social
>never kissed a girl
>basically your everyday elliot rogers
>go through high school and kissless and friendless except for a few nerdy friends(social outcasts themselves)
>parents are rich as fuck, also I'm an only child
>spend basically my whole life playing vidya and trolling on /b/
>watch as young boys half my age pull girls and do all the things I can only imaging doing
>too scared to pay for hookers because nervous as fuck
>all the neighbours know I'm rich as fuck
>richest kid in the neighbourhood, still can't get laid
>I would and could most definitely get laid if i wasn't so scared of girls
now to the main story
>two weeks ago
>go to see a movie(alone of course)
>coming back from movies
>meet a young 13 year old girl living just 2 blocks away from me(friendly neighbourhood slut)
>too nervous to even look in her direction(tfw a 26 year old man is scared of a 13 year old)
>she walks up to me and picks up a conversation
>usual how you doing, where are you from, blah blah blah bullshit
>eventually asks if I'm seeing someone
>"not currently" lol
>what about you? i ask
>she smirks"my ex cheated on me blah blah blah"knowing her, she probably cheated on him
>asks if i can do her a favor
>aha, it all makes sense to me now. why else would a 10/10 13 year old fully blossomed chick be walking home with the most socially awkward guy ever?
>ask her what it is
cont because file too long.fuck you moot
too lazy to type out the rest, basically i was desperate for sex so i paid her for a bj and now we are officially bf and gf on the downlow but i have to pay her 1k a week. Am i pathetic? should i end this?
>parents are rich as fuck, also I'm an only child
>spend basically my whole life playing vidya and "trolling" on /b/
god damn your parents must be ashamed of you jesus christ
what a pathetic fucking loser
and now you has even added being a pedophile into the mix
ive never seen such a fucking failure quite like this before
have fun trying translate worthless pixel victories into something important while your parents plan to kill themselves or just throw you out already
I suggest not to have sex with and pay an under aged girl 1,000 a week. Like, her parents will learn where this money is coming from eventually. You're rich, don't fucking ruin your life by having sex with a 13 year old.
Oh, and you probably don't love her. You just like having a GF, find someone your age.
To answer your questions, yes. you are pathetic and should stop immediately.
OP you posted this earlier.
Guys, he posted this earlier.
He said he's been paying a thirteen year old girl to have sex with him, and she asked him to become "bf and gf". He paid her a thousand dollars for a blowjob, everyday for a week, and 1.5k to have sex. A 26 year old aspie using his parents money to sleep with a thirteen year old girl. I don't know what the point of asking earlier was since you were going to go with it anyway.
just be in contact with people your age, first it may feel like the biggest obstacle ever but in time you will be fucking models in front of sheiks and afrodites. SHIT GIT BETTA
OP, how the hell can't you find someone your own age? You're avoiding responsibility and becoming independent. She's going to use you for money as you're using her for sex, you should have a healthy relationship with someone your own age. Everything you are doing with this is wrong.
Stop bullshitting and be an adult, you responded to me and I gave you an answer. Then it 404'd afterwards. You posted it with the same "le supreme gentleman" image. Your story was two posts long, not one. The first post is the same as it was earlier, a grown man shouldn't be scared of a child or using her for sex and you know that you little faggot.
Fuck it, this was a troll. It's my fault for responding.
Please enlighten me on how the fuck I am trolling in any way, are you forgetting that I could go to prison for YEARS and that policemen could come and arrest me? Take it seriously or shut the fuck up, and I said don't fuckign judge me
I can't imagine this not ending badly for you OP. I get digging a 13 year-old, it's a great age. But still, c'mon dude. Suck it up and pay for whores, not this manipulative little girl who's going to fuck up your life. Stop paying her and see what happens.
You hadn't mentioned anything about physique.
If you had hit the gym, you would be good looking (Body wise) and rich, instead of being ugly and rich.
but watever. find a lawyer op
bro by all definitions of a pedophile you are one mate but whatever don't get caught also gimme some of dat dough mah nigga
1k a week as of now, 1.25 a week next month, adding 1k total a month cumulatively
And no, I'll never run out of money. My family is one of the richest in the world, you may even know my father, obviously not gonna say who he is though
Good hooking, dude
No. I've learned how to accept my body as it is, people need to accept me or they can stay away from me, as is my favorite tumblr blog's motto
bro it's cool you do you just saying by the governments idea of a pedo you are one but yoooo about dat money bae
>She has some cute little titties, a small flat belly, a nice small butt, and her hair smells good.
What your cellmate is going to say about you when you get rectally breached.
i am pretty happy and are you autistic i clearly said i do not give a single fuck what you do just telling you what the popo think
>Is a pedo
>People "need" to accept me
lol no. no ones going to accept you. You needda find a way to get out of the situation your in, because 1k a week is gonna drain you or yous gonna get caught.
your right i am in love with you my nigga can i get 1k a week to suckle your dick
When she can obviously, we're gonna be together for a long time, til death do us apart, I'll cradle that fucking slut in my arms and shelter her from the evils in this world, I love her
Hey I have a great idea, since everyone is having a hard time believing you. Why don't you send me 1k and ill snapshot my paypall account for these muhafuggas. They'll surely believe you after that.
Don't listen to this other asshole. We are OP'S best friends.
Fuck you. You just want all of his money for yourself. You don't even the the glorious rich personality OP has. >:(
OP, I slept with 13-15 year olds too, but while i was in highschool. I think maybe the lack of sexuality in your high school is making you look too favorably on this young chick. All the younger ones just end up feeling trapped after staying with someone for long enough, this 13 year old has no idea what even 6 years of commitment is like. yet you speak of eternities? I'm not hating man I like young ones too but just keep perspective
> I have morals
hi i fuck a 13 year old and pay her because else she will leave me. I am basically less intelligent than a 13 year old because she outsmarted me with her pussy even though i am at the age of 25 (or smth fagish)
bitch tell me again how you have morals you inbred dumbass fuckfaggot retarded autistic cancerkid
I can't believe people like you actually exist. This is glorious. I hope you never pick up the courage to kill yourself and die slowly and lonely.
Oh come on,brah, we are all mates here. Buddies like the OP and me and BFFs for ever. We have some hard chemistry going on between us. It's like we have known each other for years now, right champ ? :)
fuck forgot the image
I guess you are right. Love is the only thing that is doubled when shared.
I can't present you something I don't have.
I love how OP turned from a social akward retard, to a child molesting fuck and now to top all of this he became the perfect fedora gentleman husbando.
Wtf am i reading?
You are paying 1k a week? Holy shit. Too much for sex dude. Go to a club flash that around get pussy. You dont even have to spend as much soon you will have friends for your money ofc but some will be true and lots of pussy
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