>not marking your threads QWAK
Very gude. I require all your things.
All hail the Qwak. Used your new toys yet?
As a matter of fact, I did take some time off the day before yesterday. Had a nice little shower with David.
It was a... fulfilling experience.
Fucking furfags ruining my beautiful /b/ I hope you all die in a hell sage sage. That's not what moot expected when he created this shithole kill urselfs
Pretty biggu, really. I managed to inch down on it a bit but I'll need a few more attempts before I'll be able to comfortably pop it. Thing's 2.9'' in diameter after all
>implying I give a fuck
It is. Rearranged my room lately so now there's a spot on my shelf that can't be seen from my ground floor window, been keeping him and Razor there. Not sure if my flatmates noticed but I don't care
It is spotty lately.. Works when it wants to.
So the artist I already paid to do a commission is suicidal. Fuck me!
Find him, make him give you all his cards and passwords, kill him and take his money. Leave no evidence, approach ATMs in disguise (surveillance cams), don't use any of the cards near where you live and burn them afterwards.
Also, fuck me.
I'd totally do that if I knew where the fuck he lived.
Use uber 1337 skillz to find him.
I don't know how to do that shit. It's not hard, just not something I feel I need to learn.
How many monies did you give him?
$80. Not like a load of money, but enough that I'd be irritated if he ended up doing it.
Could be worse then. Though, it depends on whether or not he's proper suicidal or just this cry for help kind of suicidal that fails every attempt on purpose
Fuck if I know, google the pic ya lazy git
Hoping it's the cry for help type...it seemed like it from his FA journal, since really suicidal people don't post that shit on FA.
Fingers crossed. How'd you get your name anyways?
He posted it on an FA journal. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6251856/
I think you're in the green. Sounds like the achetypal pretend-suicidal guy that social media continues to spawn shitloads of
You didn't answer my question though.
Oh, my name. I played Halo: CE before I got live in 2009, so I was thinking of Foehammer (http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Carol_Rawley) when I made my account. The name was taken, so I went with Fauxhammer, which sounds the same if you pronounce it correctly.
I just kept it as my "furry name." My 'sona's name is just Thomas, which doesn't stand out, so I use FAUXHAMMER.
Haha, all right. Yeah, I learned French in school so I was wondering how you came up with that particular name. Intredasting.
Oui, c'est une histoire interessant.
Don't forget to proper declension of adjective in regards to their noun
Heh, though you wouldn't notice my laziness. My bad mate. :)
I'm less than fluent while speaking it, but 7 years of French classes are hard to forget.
Pretty easy for me. I'm in AP French (5 years) and I still am totally lazy with it.
Our classes started in third grade so it's embedded a bit deeper. Where I'm from we start with German, then French, then English come high school.
Ooh. What country are you from? We don't start foreign languages till middle school at a minimum.
Grew up in Luxembourg but am German by birth. We pretty much have to start foreign languages there because Luxembourgish itself is little more than a dialect with zero international value
Yeah, good point. Well, I live in the U.S. So it's pretty much "uh, you speakin' Mexican or somethin'?" around here.
Anyways, I need to go run errands, be back later.
Ruining my life. Making kids cram down knowledge that they won't remember for seemingly arbitrary tests.
I'll be around for a few more minutes, but thanks. <3
They can't allow their youngins to go live in communist countries with free health care.
Oki doki. I'll be sitting here for the next few hours, it's almost 10PM
Cool. I need to go drive my car to the shop now, be back later.
Do you guise even gay irl?
This is most unorthodox!
A balanced diet is rather healthy.
Indeed. Are you top or bottom?