Logical choice is purple. Fuck the world choice is yellow. If purple I would just keep the ability under wraps and use it to become a millionaire in the casino or a bank. If yellow I would fire bend like Pyro from X men and fuck shit every day until they killed me
Contenders for me:
hmm I want them all.
Red because I hate niggers/sandniggers
Blue cuz I hate buying gas
Yellow would be sick, but how practical it would be outside of combat is meh
Grey I could steal a shitton of money so long wie I was careful and didnt leave tracks
yeah Id go with grey
You can shoot an infinitely powerful laser beam out of your penis at will
anybody not taking the lazer dick is a fucking newfag
You make a good point, but I would like the time stopping ability so I could time - rape. When you unfroze time they would just explode at the pussy and drip spunk all over. Worth iiiiiiit
Sounds good to me. No way was I gonna choose it if the only thing it was good for is playing with cats, and pointing at things. I might be weird to whip out my cock during a presentation too.
I'm thinking Yellow. I would go for Wind (because forcepush) and declare myself a God and start a sect and gather fanatics and hundreds of women begging for my Godly seed. It's the obviously superior choice
Nooo everyone, shape shift, choose a girl you'd like to creep, shapeshift into her and have fun! Shapeshift into hot celeb make porn and sell or money! Shape shift into strong man and rape.
I would choose purple.
I don't want to choose red because any group of people I think of that I would want to kill has some cool people in them here and there.
I wouldn't want to choose blue, yellow, green, orange, or... pink, because it would change my physical appearance/would be noticeable and the governments would be after me.
Grey is flat out scary.
Orange or purple. Orange would obviously get you publicly in good graces, and you'd probably be pretty popular and get by on a lot of shit without trying, but what if you're already okay looking? Purple, then that way, you can either outsmart/outcon all the competition, and get into the high ranks of life just by being so goddamn good, plus being able to answer everything correctly by way of mind reading.
Could I kill everyone who is not a straight white Catholic?
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What do you think?
I would take the laser dick and threaten to kill the person preventing me from pressing all the buttons.
>Shapeshift into shapeshifter
>shapeshift into younger self
>about to be killed
>shapeshift into Tardigrade
>shapshift into conjoined alternate sex twins
>achieve ultimate masturbation
>mfw there's another me
>grow an army of myself
>finally kill the jews
I would take the mind read and tell the person preventing you from pressing all the buttons that you're about to threaten him so then he will let me press all the buttons as a reward for protecting him..
this dude must've picked orange
>Shapeshift into timelord
>go back in time
>press another button
>go back in time
>press all buttons
>go back in time
>kill the jews when they try to leave egypt
>Make the world a perfect utopia
I would definitely hit the purple button.
>become the richest man on Earth.
>Always know how to get into women's jeans
>Always know who to trust - who to distrust - who to have killed.
>Always be able to manipulate people - quickly become world leader.
Shit, nigga - with that power, you're damned near limitless.
You and I would be forever locked in battle as I read your mind to predict when you're going back in time and move the buttons to a new location each time to prevent you from succeeding.
Grey. You could use your time frozen to kill any race (red), you could steal a jet and fly it (blue), you don't get the ideal body or dick but hey you can fuck people when time is frozen and you live longer (orange), wouldn't need photographic memory if you could pause the time and take a picture (purple).
5 in 1
>pick earth, build multi-million dollar adobe houses with the flick of my foot
>be worlds most rich and famous architect
>wait at banks for vault to open
either one works for me, I'll pick grey though so i can be rapey.