yep

>>578125825

Why isn't there one to just make me happy?

>>578125892

orange or purple could help you

>>578125825

Orange one, good health probably also implies good mental health. So done with my anxiety disorder so yeah.

If I was mentally fine, probably lazer dick

>>578125892
feels man

>>578125825
Wtf is lazer dick? Do I have to buy a new toilet every time I take a piss?

>shape shift into any animal
>become a bird

2 for 1

Logical choice is purple. Fuck the world choice is yellow. If purple I would just keep the ability under wraps and use it to become a millionaire in the casino or a bank. If yellow I would fire bend like Pyro from X men and fuck shit every day until they killed me

Ah first pick grey, second lazer dick because lazer and dick!

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>>578125825
Grey! Im a creeper!

>>578126284

can't fly at 300 mph though

>>578126384
Flying at 300mph means instant death when you hit a bird..

Purple is obviously the superior choice.
So Lazer Dick pls.

>>578126013
>Mentally fine
>Chooses lazer dick.

>>578126384
So? I'm still druid + mystique. Doesn't get anymore badass than that.

>>578125825
Shapeshift into a loli

>>578126790
Oh shit, change mine to shape shift from grey and lazer dick!

>>578125825
Grey

Would be a total fucking creeper first and foremost with it too

>>578126543
It said, "without injury."

Contenders for me:
Blue
Red
Yellow
Grey

hmm I want them all.

Red because I hate niggers/sandniggers

Blue cuz I hate buying gas

Yellow would be sick, but how practical it would be outside of combat is meh

Grey I could steal a shitton of money so long wie I was careful and didnt leave tracks

yeah Id go with grey

>>578126984
Dude no grey, just shape shift into insect or something and creep to your hearts desire.

>>578127114
Dayyuuumn straight negro

>>578127023
I mean instant death for the bird kek!

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>>578126258

You can shoot an infinitely powerful laser beam out of your penis at will

>>578125825
Green

Just so I can shift into different babies and suck on boobs all day.

>>578126952

you only get one

>>578127091
Dude no grey, just shapeshift into someone else to steal cash.

>shape shift into emma watson
>go have sex with emma watson
>post lesbian sex tape with two emma Watson
>for /b/

>>578125825
I'll play for the team
kill all niggers if sandnigger are included ...

>>578125825
What kind of lazer is it?

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anybody not taking the lazer dick is a fucking newfag

>>578127415
Gents we have a Winner.

Can't decide between grey and orange.

>>578127513

Infinitely powerful, physics defying laser of pure energy capable of destroying anything in its path

>>578127391
But I want lazer dick with anyone I pick..

>>578127114
You make a good point, but I would like the time stopping ability so I could time - rape. When you unfroze time they would just explode at the pussy and drip spunk all over. Worth iiiiiiit

>>578127114

creeper and rape, can't do that with shifting.

>>578127776

also theft with grey

>>578127673
Sounds good to me. No way was I gonna choose it if the only thing it was good for is playing with cats, and pointing at things. I might be weird to whip out my cock during a presentation too.

>>578127776
Yes you can! Shift to most powerful man in earth an real-time rape and when finished, flea the scene as an insect. However, there always is lazer dick...

Gray.

Watch girls changing invisibly then rape,
Theft with very low chance to get caught
Wanted? Go invisible.
Fuck with people as you're invisible

>>578127968

You can control the strength of it to make it as powerful as a laser pointer

>>578125825
Purple

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I'm thinking Yellow. I would go for Wind (because forcepush) and declare myself a God and start a sect and gather fanatics and hundreds of women begging for my Godly seed. It's the obviously superior choice

>>578125892
Probably the deepest sentence I have ever seen on the Internet.

Nooo everyone, shape shift, choose a girl you'd like to creep, shapeshift into her and have fun! Shapeshift into hot celeb make porn and sell or money! Shape shift into strong man and rape.

I would choose purple.
I don't want to choose red because any group of people I think of that I would want to kill has some cool people in them here and there.
I wouldn't want to choose blue, yellow, green, orange, or... pink, because it would change my physical appearance/would be noticeable and the governments would be after me.
Grey is flat out scary.

>>578128631
Youd have some overly zealous religious fag try to assassinate you cuz "the antichrist/devil/demon" hurr

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>>578127680

Fixed just for you

>>578128749
That's what my forcepush is for nigger

>>578128864
Yesssssssss!!!!

>>578128864
pink

Orange or purple. Orange would obviously get you publicly in good graces, and you'd probably be pretty popular and get by on a lot of shit without trying, but what if you're already okay looking? Purple, then that way, you can either outsmart/outcon all the competition, and get into the high ranks of life just by being so goddamn good, plus being able to answer everything correctly by way of mind reading.

>>578128974
A good assassin will not give any signs that they are gonna strike.
Like a sniper from 1 Km out or just poison your food or some shit

>>578129364
It's worth the risk

>>578125825
green easy

I'd become Mandingo. 15 inch dick fucking the hottest bitches on earth for millions of dollars then turn back into me so I'm a white guy and not a nigger.

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>>578129243
exactly

>>578125825
Does the red one only work one time?

>>578129806

Only once

>>578130048
Then lazer dick.

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>>578130048
Could I kill everyone who is not a straight white Catholic?

>>578130203
Yes only once.

>>578130203

No you must specify one race, religion, country, or general region

for example: all muslims, the entire middle east, the continent of africa, blacks, ect.

Green.

>>578125825

Obviously lazer dick.

Is it even a fucking question?

i press red button and kill myself

>>578125825
red
kill all sjws

grey obviously

>>578125825
Airbending
It lends the power of the blue button and more.

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I've been working on an update 3.0

What do you think?

>>578130419
Could I kill all blue mid flight to watch then rain down to earth or will they not be injured since they're flying?

>>578125825
>chose purple
>read all the credit cards
>buy everything else

>>578125825
>green
>shape-shift into human

>>578130923

you can kill all blue

>>578130772
Fuck that! No lazer dick no play!

>>578131163

honestly this was the 1st time I've posting this where lazer dick was even picked once

I thought no one wanted it

>>578131097
Then no injury flight is not possible for blue, blue is a lie.

>>578130128
Kek'd.

9/11

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I would take the laser dick and threaten to kill the person preventing me from pressing all the buttons.

>>578131347

They'd be killed when they landed unless they fly forever

Red ensures total annihilation when possible

>Be me
>Be green(texting)
>Shapeshift into shapeshifter
>unlimited shapeshifting
>grow old
>shapeshift into younger self
>live indefinitely
>about to be killed
>shapeshift into Tardigrade
>survive

>shapshift into conjoined alternate sex twins
>become unjoined
>achieve ultimate masturbation
>shapeshift back
>mfw there's another me

>grow an army of myself
>finally kill the jews

Grey
2 extra hours a day would be equal to several more years of life and I could ace any test, making me qualified for just about everything so I would be rich as fuck

>>578131476
I would take the mind read and tell the person preventing you from pressing all the buttons that you're about to threaten him so then he will let me press all the buttons as a reward for protecting him..

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>>578131743

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>>578125825
this dude must've picked orange

>>578132094
I'd press purple but wouldn't take mind-reading. WTF needs this shit?
Then I press orange and take healt and healing as the rest of perks.

>>578131743
>Be me
>Be green(texting)
>Shapeshift into timelord
>go back in time
>press another button
>go back in time
>repeat
>press all buttons

>go back in time
>kill the jews when they try to leave egypt

>>578125825
I would put a wood board over the buttons and push the board down pushing all the buttons at once.

> purple button useless to me
> I smart

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>Choose red
>Choose humans
>Make the world a perfect utopia

red kill people who are alive

>>578133004

I lol'd

>>578125825
I would definitely hit the purple button.
>become the richest man on Earth.
>Always know how to get into women's jeans
>Always know who to trust - who to distrust - who to have killed.
>Always be able to manipulate people - quickly become world leader.
Shit, nigga - with that power, you're damned near limitless.

>>578132906
You and I would be forever locked in battle as I read your mind to predict when you're going back in time and move the buttons to a new location each time to prevent you from succeeding.

Grey. You could use your time frozen to kill any race (red), you could steal a jet and fly it (blue), you don't get the ideal body or dick but hey you can fuck people when time is frozen and you live longer (orange), wouldn't need photographic memory if you could pause the time and take a picture (purple).

5 in 1

>>578133519
Quick, someone red button all the purple button folk!

>>578133523
So... I'm pressing buttons in the past and you're moving them around in the future?

>>578125825
Purple.
Obvious reasons

>>578130419
well then he can kill off liberals and achieve what he wants

>>578133587
Quick some one red button all the grey button folk!

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>>578125892

>>578133737
b.b.but you might like the way I rule.
In fact, I'm pretty sure you would.
I just need a little loyalty is all.
Have a bit of faith.

>>578130772
Pink. Definitely pink.

>>578133958

muslims wouldn't be liberals

>>578132906
>Be me
>Be green(texting)
>Shapeshift into God.
>Make so the world have never existed
>Make another world
>WITHOUT FAGGOTS LIKE YOU
>Amen

>>578134030
SHIT you're right.

>>578133883
Nope, I'd be moving them in the present to places you'd not know in the past..

purple is the most fun i imagine so there it goes
blue, orange and pink is retarded beyond reason

my mind is telling me green, but my body's telling me pink

>>578134141
Well, OK.
But wouldn't you first have to know what the shape of God is?
Just curious.

Derp

>>578134442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdPI96S-eiE

>>578134260
...but I'm pressing them in the past before you are capable of moving them?

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>>578125825
fucking all of them.

>>578134592
The buttons just started existing like 15mins ago...

>>578125825
Mind reading

Or flight

>>578125892
I'll admit I laughed so fucking hard I couldn't breath.

>>578125825


Pink. Anyone who votes differently is a fag.

Grey gets you inside info on...anything and anyone.

Money wouldn't be an object then. You're only goal should be world domination.

>>578125825
>yellow
>pick earth, build multi-million dollar adobe houses with the flick of my foot
>be worlds most rich and famous architect
>pick grey
>wait at banks for vault to open
>go invisible
>stop time
>$$$$$$$

either one works for me, I'll pick grey though so i can be rapey.

>>578135945
Uh...lazer dick = instant world domination

>>578125956
>implying knowing what other people think of me would make me happy

>>578128864
blue

>>578136134
Obama got drones.

>Lazer dick can't shoot wut lazer dick can't see.

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I'm going to have to go with pink bob.