My brother is married and her sister came over for a couple of

cmon help a /b/rother out.

>>578019331
>>578019715
A. Don't bump your own threads
B. Just kiss her man, if she doesnt want a relationship so what. Yeah you are technically related but its not biologically, mufti-sibling marriages happen a lot actually.

she probably has a lobster stuck in her vagina and is afraid to get intimate with a male

>>578020424
Alright i'd like to kiss her but i'm getting kind of mixed messages.

>>578021010
I know one of her previous boyfriends she was with and he told me he had sex with her after a week.

Just kiss her. Fuck.

>>578021331
Ok, then she's easy. stop being a pussy.

>>578021073
Seriously man, just go for it. If shes holding your hand she will probably kiss you back. You would have already had the awkward turn down if she wasn't for it.

Whats the worst case scenario? She turns away or stops you? At least then you will get closure on the subject. I do the spontaneous kiss thing a lot, girls really like it (its like a movie to them)

>>578019331
TL;DR: guy wants advice on how to bang his sister-in-law.

>>578019331
Seems like you're over thinking things, /b/ro. You'll have another chance to kiss her. If she's laying with you, holding your hand, and putting her head on your chest she obviously feels comfortable with you. You didnt force her to do those things, and you didnt ask her to put her head on you. Kiss her first and see how that goes before you ask her out.

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>>578019331

JUST FUCKING STICK IT IN HER POOPER YOU FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER

HOLY DICK SHITTING CHRIST

>>578021882
pretty much yeah.

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You sound like a total faggot.

>>578022037
Thanks, but i kind of did ask her to come lay with me though.

You're a faggot who isn't even loyal to family.

>>578019331
Continue doing what you're doing for a bit.. If she's not looking for a relationship then there's no competition or need to rush anything. Maybe she'll make the first move, or maybe you'll get a perfect oppourtunity to ask her out or kiss her.. Patients /b/rother

>>578022236
Yeah but the whole head on chest thing is more intimate to me. Whenever my girlfriend is pissed at me she'll still lay down with me but she'll touch me as little as possible. If she feels forced with the situation she won't kiss you back or if she's an adult she'll tell you she's uncomfortable. The kiss is the best way to feel her out.

>>578022054
if it was awkward for you, it was the same for her. that was your chance to break the ice and make your move. Next time dont be a /b/itch and swing for the fence.

You'll never know if you dont try lil /b/ro

>>578022587

AGREED, HOT a What Baabhabhiat

>>578022587
I'm not talking about my brother's wife but her sister. She's single atm.

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>>578022690
>patients

Anyway, you should've done it during the episode already you fucking pussy.

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>>578019331
>swooning with each other
Are you fucking retarded? I think you might be retarded.

>>578023067
This...can we /thread this now?

>>578023101
"to swoon someone you are trying to make them have that feeling for you by just holding hands, sending goodmorning beautiful texts, kissing her forehead, saying corny things, letting her wear your hoodie, writing her a song, doing what she likes"

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>>578023197

yes, /thread already.

new thread >>6600071

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>>578023526
oh god i failed so hard.

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>>578023802

redeemed.

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>>578023498
That's wooing, you fucking numbskull.
Wooing. Totally different thing.

>>578023526
>>578023912
so what's the other thread?

>>578024236
She told you you guys can fuck but she doesn't want you to take it serious, and what do you do. You start overthinking shit. Don't be dense anon and have a good time with her, if you do good you'll have a fuckbuddy for years.

>>578023067
Is this a good time to mention i've just finished the 12th episode with her and only got this far?

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>>578024737
12 EPISODES?!?!

dude put your hand down her pants while you are under the covers

>>578025117
I would have but she kind stood up and left, It's hard to figure out what's going on inside her head.

>>578024589
She never told me this she just obeyed me when i asked her to lay with me and it kind of awkwardly ended there.

>>578025879
sometimes you just have to nut up and do something. You probably won't fuck it up.

>>578026454
yeah you gotta make a move, she won't

>>578026454
I didn't mean out loud you fucking idiot. Jesus no wonder it ended awkwardly, you didn't do jack shit afterwards. You're the one sending mixed signals by taking a small step then crapping your pants and leaving it at that.

>>578021010

Ref get get

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Golden Rule: PYCO.

Pull. Your. Cock. Out.

If she doesn't go down, don't ever talk to her again.

Or if she does go down, don't ever talk to her again.

You don't need to associate yourself with a skank.

>>578019331
You use the word "brother" a lot and run-on sentences...

hope it helps

>>578027090
I don't think she's that easy though she only had 2 boyfriends. while being 9/10 easy at the age of 26.

>>578027267
Thanks for the advice brother.

dude you just gotta make a real move. she wont be pissed even if she's not into it. don't be a vagina

>>578027398

You don't understand women dude.

They want the cute stuff, and the gentleman, and the blah blah blah, NOPE.

At the end of the day, every woman, prissy or not, wants a fat cock and a hardcore dude behind it to send her to O town. Man the fuck up.

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>>578026454
>obeyed

>>578027398

Because honestly, the worst thing that can happen is that you literally never talk to her again. And how fucking bad is that anyways? It's not like you were doing a great job of it to begin with.

>>578027590
Fair enough i'm always kind of awkward around women while with men i have the easiest time.

>>578027702
well that's how i kind of felt about it.

>>578027840

Then clearly you need to be fucking your brother instead of this chick.

>>578027840

You really want the best advice? Fine. Go to where she is right now, and tell her you want to thank her for laying with you.

Be sensual at first, touch her, whisper in her ear and tell her you want to go down on her. When she's wet, pyco. She won't resist.

Again, the worst that can happen is that she says no way and you end up back to akwardville. She'll probably end up fucking you just for showing a little backbone dude. Easy or not, confidence is the sexiest thing for a woman to see.

So again. Man the fuck up.

>>578019331
I don't think you know the definition of swooning...

>>578028425
read >>578023498
English is not my native language. Not everyone is American.

>>578028601

>Implying America invented the English Language.

>>578028601
>>578028743

Quit getting off topic.

Is she there now?
If so, post a pic

>>578028743
No i wasn't, i was implying you are probably American though.

>>578029130

I thought this thread was a weak attempt at trolling, but I've decided that you really are this stupid.

But seriously, try fucking your brother. You clearly crave cock.

>>578028743
>implying the vast majority of yanks first language isn't English
Try again fuck face

>>578019331
Op you fucked up, missed your chance.
Should've kissed her right then and there.
holding her hand should've been enough incentive to kiss her

>>578029764
That's the fucked up thing man, i was just about make my move. I't really sucks because i really like her.

>>578019331
OP, what the fuck? Man the fuck up.

Here's an example:
Just two weeks ago I was at uni, met girl, interested, talked, realised actually like her.

Kicker:
Just broke up, actually REALLY does not want anything even tho gets crush on meh. (Also surrounded by goonswarm of femfriends protectin her bla bla)

wat do?
man the fuck up, persistent, not give a single fuck and GO FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING EUPHEMISTIC JUGULAR

wat hapn?
fuckken WIN, that's what happen!

moral of faggot ass shit story?
MAN THE FUCK UP

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>>578030040

TAKE. MY. ADVICE. FAGGOT.

WE DON'T QUIT AT HALF TIME.

YOU DON'T SCORE, UNTIL YOU SCORE!

>>578030209
>me again

fuck this faggot ass bullshit about "missing a fucking chance"

fucking contradictory shit advice?!
"you need do dis den dat"
"jus do et"
"yu mis chaens"

the fuck guys, there is no fucking chance-- you fucking go and do it

if it still fails, then fuck it w/e but all this "chance" bollocks is (partly true maybe) but mainly sissy fucking excuses..

pffffft

>>578030541
>>578030209

Dude I literally just told this faggot dickwad the same thing, numerous times.

Kids just don't fucking know how to get pussy any more man.

My god.

>>578027840
so start suckin' cock, brother.

Alright op here: i'l man the fuck up and probably just go for it in the next few days.

>>578030683
Srsly, indeed wtf?!

It's all nice and good to be a nice guy LATER if you're in it for a fucking serious relationship but this grade a bollocks material you see on /b/ all the time is so fucking sad it belongs to those /b/ait threads.

I agree so damn hard, getting a relationship might be a tad harder but still the same goddamn fucking principles apply.

Man up, persistence, just go and fucking do it.

I've NEVER in my entire life missed out on a girl I SERIOUSLY wanted. You just fucking make it happen.

Like you're a goddamn ICBM homing in on that pussy or brains or fucking COMBO.

Fuck.

>>578030915

DO IT NOW YOU PANSY FUCK.

She probably thinks you're a fucking faggot by now though. We all do.

I'm still rooting for you..

P.S.
Harsh words don't mean a /b/ro isn't rooting for you.

Just go do it.

Should we not give a single fuck, we wouldn't be telling you even to man up.

Go and do it, Yoda got his shit set straight when he told Luke to man the fuck up.

>>578031174
In all fairness
Some of us aren't attractive

really, I've never been in that kind of physical situation (arms wrapped watching tv) with a girl where we haven't already been making out in the very least. She left because she knows that it's fucked up to have a serious relationship between two brothers and two sisters. What are you fucking Amish? Meet some new women... Jesus....

>>578031776

Ah the typical 4chan denizen.

Not attractive, and probably not well endowed.

I pity thee.

>>578031776
Ok, you have a point.

Still, does not count for much even so. Just look around you, don't you ever wonder how some random guys end up with hot and amazing girls?

They manned the fuck up.

I don't want to associate my looks with this because it's irrelevant. I learned this whole thing simply through my backbone. I didn't have the confidence with my looks so I decided on a simple thing:
"I need to get to talking distance to fucking get anywhere."

What's the worst that can happen?
>Well, I got a shitty ass fucking reputation for a while but who gives a fuck, seriously.

End result? Pussy, girls, amazing girls, skanks, fucking whatever I've felt like.

Doesn't always work out, but fucking NEVER will work out unless you put the hours in.

...which is like what? five fucking seconds to go up and talk to a girl?

>>578032336

Am I the only one here who feels you right now /b/ro?

>>578032573
I've no idea, but /b/ is seriously so full of people nowadays with zero persistence.

They don't understand that you need to take a hit all the time to get anywhere, or that you need to simply have the courage to try it to even succeed.

So afraid of failing they don't even bother trying.

>>578031957
I don't see what so fucked up about it, i just happen to like her allot.

>>578032884
Ah, fuck his retard opinion.

You want her? Yes.

End of discussion.

This is the first thing you need to man up about, which is not giving a fuck about a random strangers opinion on a matter you feel fucking invested in.

>>578032851
I also totally agree with you man, normally i would take the chance of getting blue-balled the thing is it would get really awkward family wise if i manage to fuck this up. That's one of the reasons i took it slow.

>>578032884

I'm with this >>578033131 fucking guy one hundred percent. You should go for it.

>>578032310
fucked up nose m8, thinking about having plastic surgery, would open a lot of doors
>>578032336
Well actually the worst that could happen is that they freak out about it and publicly humiliate you.
I'm no stranger to walking up to girls and talking to them, i do it a lot.
But something that scares me is that one day a female walked right infront of me, almost close enough to hit me, i turned my head to look at her and she yelled "can you fucking stop looking at me?"
i was wearing sunglasses and kept walking, but people looked. theres girls like that our there who think they're special

>>578033461

@Nose, Didn't stop the phantom. He swagged that bitch into singing for him. If you know what I mean.

@Humiliation This is when you counter fuck that bitch. "Look at you? Who the fuck would do that?" Then stroll out of there like a fucking boss.

You just have to work on the speedy quips.

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>>578032851
People want to win without risking failure, but it doesn't work like that.

>>578032884
its obvious she likes you. it may be hard to read her because she's thinking about how awkward its going to be after you two fuck for a couple of months and you get all emo when she cuts you off but still has to see you at family gatherings

>>578033747

Everyone is so programmed by instant gratification dude. The USA has that problem alot. If the gratification isn't instant, mother fuckers just won't put the fucking time into it.

>>578033682
I am on this 100%, but of course with personalized quips.

Just need to fucking handle it like a man.

Besides, if you look like a creep or some such then work on that too.

Not saying you need a style, bodytype, anything like that-- but don't be fucking stupid.

E.g. nobody in their right mind specifically goes out to look like a child molester, so fucking apply the same logic in case you feel you might not end up as the winner in said situation.

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>>578019331
Start dating her and go for the sibling 4 way
Get that sibling synergy going where brothers and sisters fuck each other senseless

>>578033970

Unless you frequent wal*mart. Then you're probably a child molester and have a face to match.

In which case: kill yourself.

(This is not directed at you, simply used in reply to your comment)

>>578033682
There are some situations where you if you react you'll make it worse.
she was a good distance away by the time she finished yelling and didnt stop walking, would've looked like a freak yelling back at her

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Ok just to make sure this isn't a pedo prank pasta.

How old are you, how old is she?

>>578034179
It's cool /b/ro.

>>578034374
im 25 shes 26 brother/wife are 30/31

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>>578019331
Hey, OP, how about you just tell her whatever the fuck it is that you want and ask her if she wants the same? Problem solved, it wont be awkward unless you make it awkward.

If she doesn't like you there's still other fish in the sea you know.

>>578032884
Yo op. How old are you though? Since you said she's 26?! I'm curious.

>>578034549
see>>578034492

>>578034373
What I've found to work extremely often is just actually seriously laughing at them and strolling off like a Sir.

Maybe turn around for almost a glance and just laugh even more.

You all know what I mean.

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>>578034373

Nah bro. Turn around, Take your shades off, and yell "This bitch offered to suck my dick for $200" then put those glasses back on and walk away. Assert that dominance and make everyone question her ass.

>>578034549
Dude this is even more easier. Honestly though, she prolly thinks you're a pussy now. But like other /b/ros have said, just try to get her in that same comfortable, cozy situation again and go for a kiss. Do this before you ask her out, so you know where she stands

>>578034675
Probably the best way to go to be honest.
>>578034723
while good for self-satisfaction, and you might get 1 or 2 laughs, they would probably be at me for that. not to mention it opens gates for other people to defend her

>>578035293

Let them. The fuck should you care? Fuck them and fuck that bitch. Don't ever let anyone bring you down. Ever. Keep your head up.

I think this should be pretty much covered by now.

You can't live a life properly if you care too much about the opinions of strangers. Of course, be smart about it but there are only so many people whose opinions actually matter.

Family, friends, the like.