Greetings mans, it is I Cell. I will be holding a martial arts tournament to see who believes they are even able to last against me. Which one of you fools dares to compete against perfection itself? First to roll 62, 93, 84 or 45 will gain the privilege.
Down you go.
A female challenges me?! Ahahahahah you are glad to try but I won't hold back against such a meek being. If can roll higher than a 85 you shall have defeated me.
Down to the hyperbolic time chamber i go.
Empress Konata Vi Britannia commands you! Die!
Pathetic.... New combatants must roll a 12, 13, 02 or 83
dr gero has no grasp of genetics and toriyama is a hack
Another one of the Doctor's weaker creations.... Fine, I shall humor you for a short time. Same rules apply.
TRICKS CELL! I AM HERE TO DEFEAT YOU
LOOK AT MY ROLLS AND DONT BE AFRAID TO FIGHT TH WORLD CHAMP
> New combatants must roll a 12, 13, 02 or 83
bull shit, i rolled a 12, now fight me!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking amateur? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mr Satan school of martial arts, and I've been involved in numerous secret battles against the forces of evil, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla martial arts and I'm the top fighter in the entire wor.d. You are nothing to me but just another amateur. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me since you can fly? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fans across the earth and i'm gonna learn to fly real soon so you better prepare for the storm, amateur. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Capsule Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment about mr satan about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn amateur. I will shit fists of fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I am already engaged in one combatant you blonde moron. You really wish to combat perfection? Wait your turn, mortal.
Since the last combatant has failed to engage me they are now disqualified. New combatants must roll a 32, 98, 61, or 24.
Oooh that was a close one.
But REGIROCK hasn't lost a battle yet.
I'll roll once for the hell of it, but after last time...
C'mon. I don't have all year to win this roll.
You insolent redneck... YOU dare to challenge ME?! Let this be quick...
I know what you're thinking. "Did he explode six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as my guns are the most explodingest guns in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "EXPLOSIONS?!?!?"
move out of the way bubbles
RANDY get over here and watch me put this boy in his place
You think you are perfection? You may share my cells, but you are just a filthy monkey. And I will crush just like I did every other filthy monkey. Then I'll blow up this planet, after finding its dragonballs.
you ableist CIS male shitlord
STOP RAPING ME
FUCKING PROVIDE TRIGGER WARNINGS BEFORE YOU START DESTROYING THE PLANET
MY PTSD IS FLARING
Mr.Lahey, is this you talking or the liquor?
I'm still here.
Maybe someday I'll be able to show my amazing grace.
cell is gay micey says
I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB MR SATAN
WHATS YOUR STANCE ON MOTHERFUCKIN EXPLOSIONS?!?
IT SEEMS THE CELL GAMES ARE UNDER WAY! WHO WILL WIN THIS EXCITING BATTLE FOR THE FATE OF THE WORLD!?!
Who are you? Is this a joke? Im ending this quickly you pest. DIE HUMAN!
cell jr will come home and find your corpse around 3:30
You awaken me again?!
EVEN IM BEGINNING TO THINK THIS IS GETTING EXCESSIVE
WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE... THIS CAN'T BE! I AM PERFEEEEECCCTT-
He truly is the strogest man alive! Thank you Mr. Satan!
You fool cell! It takes a man to destroy a monster.