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Greetings mans, it is I Cell. I will be holding a martial arts

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Greetings mans, it is I Cell. I will be holding a martial arts tournament to see who believes they are even able to last against me. Which one of you fools dares to compete against perfection itself? First to roll 62, 93, 84 or 45 will gain the privilege.
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shut the fuck you fat cunt
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>>577975247
Down you go.
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>>577975247
Again?
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I am a faggot and I will defeat you.
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>>577975440
Can't avoid Emperess Konata so easily!
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Your dose is ready Cell.
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Take me
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>>577975762
>>577975440
A female challenges me?! Ahahahahah you are glad to try but I won't hold back against such a meek being. If can roll higher than a 85 you shall have defeated me.
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>>577975247
Down to the hyperbolic time chamber i go.
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>>577976052
>>577975762
Empress Konata Vi Britannia commands you! Die!
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>>577976413
Pathetic.... New combatants must roll a 12, 13, 02 or 83
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Superior android coming through
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>>577975247

dr gero has no grasp of genetics and toriyama is a hack

checkmate, cell
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>>577976635
Alright im rollin.
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>>577976683
Another one of the Doctor's weaker creations.... Fine, I shall humor you for a short time. Same rules apply.
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>>577976635
I-impossible my Geass had no effect? Tsk! I'M NOT DONE YET CELL!!!
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>>577977025
im a winrar, i get a taste of this "perfection" now Cell...
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TRICKS CELL! I AM HERE TO DEFEAT YOU

LOOK AT MY ROLLS AND DONT BE AFRAID TO FIGHT TH WORLD CHAMP
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>>577977192
You were too late to qualify weakling.
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You will fall to me.
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>>577977192
winrar
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>>577975247
Alright bitch let's go
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>>577977531
Not the same ID
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>>577977489
> New combatants must roll a 12, 13, 02 or 83
bull shit, i rolled a 12, now fight me!
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>>577977270
Fuck yeah!!! Cell's done.
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I am the world's savior.
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>>577977270
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking amateur? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mr Satan school of martial arts, and I've been involved in numerous secret battles against the forces of evil, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla martial arts and I'm the top fighter in the entire wor.d. You are nothing to me but just another amateur. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me since you can fly? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fans across the earth and i'm gonna learn to fly real soon so you better prepare for the storm, amateur. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Capsule Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment about mr satan about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn amateur. I will shit fists of fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>577977720
I am already engaged in one combatant you blonde moron. You really wish to combat perfection? Wait your turn, mortal.
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>>577977978
Since the last combatant has failed to engage me they are now disqualified. New combatants must roll a 32, 98, 61, or 24.
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>>577977978
i have been too foolish to realize the winrar up there, sorry cell.
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>>577978269
Cell, show me your moves! Come on!
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>>577978269
>>577977129
Ha!!
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You got the shit beaten out of you by s fourteen year-old. Fuck you >>577975247
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>>577975918
reroll
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>>577975247
I'm callin.
Captcha: Because Clarmal
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>>577978269
>>577977129
The Empress shall not fall once again!
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>>577978269
I said show me your moves!
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>>577978269
FALL TO ME!
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>>577978269
I'll try again you prick
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>>577978778
Come on!
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>>577978745
Ha!
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Ugu?
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You shall taste the light!
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>>577978269
Let's Fight !
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>>577978745
Ha!!
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>>577978745
The Empress is the only one who can stop you now Cell!
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>>577979225
Oooh that was a close one.
But REGIROCK hasn't lost a battle yet.
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>>577978269

I'll roll once for the hell of it, but after last time...
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>>577979136
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>>577978269
Woof
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No contenders? Fine I'll at 03 and 07 to list of qualifying numbers...
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>>577979863

rollin for this gay boy
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>>577978890
Reroll
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I challenge you.
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>>577982120
Dammit! Face me monster!!
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I challenge you, squid-boy!
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>>577982694
Re-roll
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Have you prepared your anus?
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>>577982897
Re-re-roll
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>>577978269
lets go you alien lookin motherfucker
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>>577979687
Still no one who can take up the challenge? So be it!
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>>577980420
My roll for this guy ^
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>>577983098
WINRAR
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C'mon. I don't have all year to win this roll.
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>>577983098
You insolent redneck... YOU dare to challenge ME?! Let this be quick...
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>>577983494
MAKE LIKE A TREE AND FUCK OFF
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Roll?
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>>577983098

Let's get him Ricky! Green Bastard, from parts unknown!
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>>577983654
Too easy.... 84, 98, 30, 40 and 01
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>>577983654
>>577983494
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Suck iiiiiiiittt!!!!
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>>577983907
make way for the champ
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>>577983907
CELL
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>>577983907
C'mon. C'MON.
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I know what you're thinking. "Did he explode six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as my guns are the most explodingest guns in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "EXPLOSIONS?!?!?"
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>>577984172
move out of the way bubbles

RANDY get over here and watch me put this boy in his place
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I challange you, cell monster
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>>577983907
You think you are perfection? You may share my cells, but you are just a filthy monkey. And I will crush just like I did every other filthy monkey. Then I'll blow up this planet, after finding its dragonballs.
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>>577984564
s..sorry mister lahey

maybe i can give it a try?
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>>577983907
fuckin' nigga, Ima rape you to death!
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>>577983907
you ableist CIS male shitlord

STOP RAPING ME

FUCKING PROVIDE TRIGGER WARNINGS BEFORE YOU START DESTROYING THE PLANET

MY PTSD IS FLARING
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>>577984564

Mr.Lahey, is this you talking or the liquor?
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I'm still here.
Maybe someday I'll be able to show my amazing grace.
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>>577984514
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>>577977864
If you didn't read that in his voice, I feel bad for you.
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get rekt cell
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>>577985329
fugen re-roll
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>>577985309
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I rate your chances at survival...

a 2.1/10
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alright then.
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>>577983907
cell is gay micey says
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>>577985235
Fuckin 'ell.
Reroll.
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>>577983907
HIIIII
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check em
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>>577977864
I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB MR SATAN
WHATS YOUR STANCE ON MOTHERFUCKIN EXPLOSIONS?!?
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>>577986054
Time to learn the pecking order Cell.
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>>577985606
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>>577985997
Callin 'em.
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>>577986187
you dont look too hard to strangle...
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>>577986430
goodluck david
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>>577975778
greetings from /f/
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IT SEEMS THE CELL GAMES ARE UNDER WAY! WHO WILL WIN THIS EXCITING BATTLE FOR THE FATE OF THE WORLD!?!
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>>577986430
>>577986430
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Fight me Cell!
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>>577986430
Who are you? Is this a joke? Im ending this quickly you pest. DIE HUMAN!
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>>577986315
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>>577983907
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>>577986358
REGIROCK NOISES
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>>577986953
cell jr will come home and find your corpse around 3:30
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>>577987191
BTFO
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>>577987191
Fucking get rekt cell
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>>577987191
WINRAW!!!! /b/ hero strikes. Again!!!!!
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>>577987191
FUCKIN REKT
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You awaken me again?!
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>>577987016
EVEN IM BEGINNING TO THINK THIS IS GETTING EXCESSIVE
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>>577987191
WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE... THIS CAN'T BE! I AM PERFEEEEECCCTT-
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>>577987191
He did it...Mr. Satan did it! He's our savior!
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>>577987134
Check these pecs.
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>>577987191
And on that day, with little help from other competitors…
MR SATAN SAVED THE WOOOOORLD
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>>577987609
He truly is the strogest man alive! Thank you Mr. Satan!
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>>577975247

You fool cell! It takes a man to destroy a monster.
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