Interesting facts about our '4chan killer' ITT: Let's

>33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I used to have an imaginary friend named Tom when I was little. Now I just have a little brother named Tom.

>38. Relationship status: Interesting

49. What do you like about yourself: I'm good with my hands and I have a good brain for figuring things out that I may not have known before

Good with my hands lol my sides

>71. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantically spontaneous!

Spontaneous strangling! Fun!

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seems like a socially aware guy

>82: Been arrested: Your kidding right? Do you even know me?

>84. Cried when someone died: No, but I tried to.

>97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: There is only one time in my life that I really wish I could go back and change something. But, I can't. I can only move forward to what I was trying to move toward then. I'll let you know how it goes.

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>>577738787

>37. Nicknames: From first to last- joker, cool-dave, the axe, dangerous-dave, none now. I'm just Dave

Just dave now, but Dangerous-Dave seems pretty cool too

This is a truly disgusting thing and a tragedy, not just from David (the killer) but from you guys, who are making memes of it, ejaculating on the picture and acting like this is nothing.
This is disgusting, and I wish the best of Amber's friends and family, it's such a horrible thing to happen to a person.

I swear everyone on this site is mentally ill, and honestly I hope 4Chan and every site like it gets shut down, everyone on here are terrible people, and you guys give humanity a bad name, and the only reason I'm here is to let you guys know that.

A psychopathic anon killed someone and you guys laugh it off and argue like children, this is why we're going to be extinct soon, this is how people raise their kids...to not care what they do online.

And to throw words like "fag" and "retard' around and not realize not everyone on Earth is ok with your primitive lifestyle, you guys have this website as your little club, but none of you will dare to do anything like this in real life, it shows how wimpy you guys are.
I'll pray for you guys even though I'm an atheist.

R.I.P Amber Lynn you've succumbed to the stupidity of the dark side of the internet.
I hope David rots in Hell forever.

>45. Hair Color: Depends on the weather and my mood

What about brown hair and in the mood for some stranglin'?

>31. What’s one thing you wish you could change about your life: I'd like to have a solid opportunity to create and maintain happiness in my life and in the lives of those around me.


Uh....
I think he may need to work on his New Year's resolution.

>>577740435
kek

67. Do you like lips or Eyes better: Depends on what I'm doing. For looking, I like eyes. There are some that you can just get lost in for hours.

Kek he's referring to those dead soleless eyes

Bump, you guys don't give a fuck do yuo

just wanted to point out im not the 4chan killer arrested ......this time

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>>577740382
You mad?

>>577740382
go back to tumblr you fucking nignog

Ugly as fuck dude. Jup that must be a /b/ user.

Where are you getting this Q & A?

>>577742852
I posted a link in the first post. It's from his fb

facebook com /notes/david-kalac/100-truths-of-david-kalac/467727227855?pnref=lhc

>29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: My trip to Washington.

Oh lawdy

Is he in jail yet ?
If not can we do something about it ?

>>577743375
hasn't been caught yet and no we can't do anything

>>577740382

ayy lmao

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>>577743375
Not in jail yet.
>there's always something you can do to help the family
>I suggest pray for her family/friends; that's what I've been doing since finding out about this

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>>577743943

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>>577743943

>>577743943
Lord Jesus Christ, son of God, have mercy on me a sinner.

Keep the child of this woman in your grace and grant that he be able to make it through this difficult time. Lift him up in your tender mercies and bring joy into his heart so that he may glorify you.

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, now and ever unto ages of ages amen.

>>577740382
he's going all out on this one!

>>577744687

pssst he didn't hear your prayer...or care.

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>>577740382
>but none of you will dare to do anything like this in real life
you got the point yourself, would you now gtfo?

>>577744687

...also she had more than one kid. Now you're just confusing god b/c he doesnt know which ones to help / forsake

Wow, you sick 4chan assholes have really crossed the lines this time. My friends and I are left speechless by your actions here today.
I hope you all know by now that the police are working with the owners of this website to track every single one of you perverted bastards down and bring you to justice!
The news articles are already telling the world how you have planned the murder of this innocent woman.
It is beyond me how anyone could wish such hatred upon another human being. SHE WAS A MOTHER YOU ANIMALS! And here you are making fun of her and doing unspeakable deeds to pictures of her poor deceased body. I'd pray for your souls, but I'm afraid there is no salvation for people like you.
YOu need to be locked away for life and I hope you all burn in hell for this!
God I am so angry, you made my girlfriends sick to the stomach and they are still crying.
I am personally going to make sure this evil website gets shut down.

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>>577740382

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>>577740382

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>>577745496

the oc is painful

>>577738787
He lead police on a high speed pursuit and escaped. He is a fucking badass. Pray that he escapes. I am a Kalacist now. He will survive. Fuck the Police and fuck that Whore.

Can I get a screen cap or something. I've been slacking since being b&.

>>577746675
Funny thing is you wouldn't dare to say that anywhere but on here, because you're an edgy little faggot.

Maybe someday when you eventually turn 15, you'll realise that you're a fucking dickhead. Imagine walking in and finding your mother dead, the women who cared for you and loved you. Or maybe not, since your family probably fucking hate you, deluded reject neckbeard. Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realisation that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a NEET basement dwelling permavirgin faggot with a non-existant social life. The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting edgy fucking comments on an anonymous fucking image board. I can almost picture a weak grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless comment, you autistic fuck. But then that smile will slowly disappear as you realise your 10 seconds of daily attention is gone, and you go back to moping around in the darkness of your dank basement, the only light in the room coming from your probably shit-tier walmart desktop because you're too poor to afford a decent one, or maybe you're too socially inept to go out and buy one. After this thread dies, you will probably let out a loud sigh as you lift your chubby cheeto-stained fingers to turn off your monitor before crawling in to your pissy, cum-stained mattress to cry yourself to sleep. You are nothing. End your life right now, you fucking lardass social reject.

Fuck you.

>>577747045
She's dead you never knew her, stop pretending you ever will. Besides why bother being a white knight? She's dead so she cant say no anyways ;)

>>577746746
kek

>>577746378
wonder how he would fare if he fought a man? and he escaped by driving into people who have their own children to think of and protect first. wonder how david would fare if he faced a man one v one. just wondering. i guess he'll find out when he gets to prison. different subject, but imho it doesn't take much for someone to be a hero in your book.

>>577740382
Oh good, does this mean it's turning back into the good /b/?!

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>>577738787
And to think that I've likely shot the breeze with him in one of many gore threads.

Thanks for finally deliver, OP...

All hail, the King of /b/.

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>>577740382
Careful newfags, don't fall for it

>>577740382
hey guys is this a new meme pasta? xD

>>577746147
>not reading that user name
>not realizing the obvious bait

>>577747737
She looks like she had nice tits.

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>>577744687

>>577746675
>Jennifer Lawrence gets nudes stolen and posted by hacker 4chan. Nudes taken down.
>women killed without her permission and nudes posted and are not taken down.
All of my whats

>>577747045
Lel if it makes you feel better, you can pretend that I'm not a normal socially adjusted adult with a steady job who has fucked up fetishes.

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>>577748475
>women killed without her permission

Now this is a story all about how,


Amber flipped and turned upside down,


I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,


I'll tell you how I became the famous 4 chan strangler.


Innnnn West Port Orchard born and raised,


On 4 chan is where I spent most of my days. Chillin out, maxin', relaxin all cool. All waiting for Amber's son to get out of school,


When a couple of pics that were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood,


I strangled one little slut and 4chan got scared, I said " Just check the fucking news " about this murder I just shared.


I whistled to her car, a ford focus that was near,


The license plate said "YLYL" and my BB gun was in the rear,


If anything I could suicide by cops when they got there,


But i thought NAH forget it. They'll give me the chair!

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>>577748392

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>>577745496
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I’ll have you know I never graduated from anything but always wanted to blow all the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret nighttime raids on my refrigerator, and I have over 300 excess pounds on my svelte frame. I am trained in gorilla humping and I’m the top masturbator in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another target to get aroused by. I will wipe my splooge from away my dick after I've fantasized of fucking you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am beginning to lsowly undress and remove my secret frilly panties. The jizm storm that will hit your pathetic grin with a fury and you will have to wipes out the pathetic load from the ugly thing you call your face. I dream of you, kid. I can cum be anywhere, anytime, and I can cum over seven hundred times a day, and that’s just with my bare hands and a little lotion. Not only am I extensively trained in lip-to-ass love, but I have access to an entire arse and I will use it to its full extent to please you sexually and erotically. You will wipe my load from your miserable off your face and asshole, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. After cumming on you, I will furiously shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>577748475

not a moralfag but genuinely saddened by this as her son had to find her like that.

HOWEVER

>killed without her permission
>my fucking face when

you have made me cry with laughter at this horrible tragedy, thank you so much anon

He's been arrested before.

141003780 F HARASSMENT Serving Sentence - No Bail
10828208 M FAILURE TO APPEAR / CONTEMPT OF COURT Serving Sentence - No Bail
10828210 M FAILURE TO APPEAR / CONTEMPT OF COURT Serving Sentence - No Bail
10828211 M FAILURE TO APPEAR / CONTEMPT OF COURT Serving Sentence - No Bail
Court Information:
Next Court Date Docket # Court
09/23/2014 09:30 am 10828208 Port Orchard Municipal Court
09/23/2014 09:30 am 10828211 Port Orchard Municipal Court

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WINRAR
David Kalac - last known address
he lives in menominee, MI his cellphone number is 7153308386
2698 13th street menominee MI

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>>577748475

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>>577747427

I have been kekking since your grandparents kekked.

>>577738787
>16. Have you this year fallen out of love: If the Love was real in the first place, you cannot fall out of it. You may change the circumstances surrounding the relationship, but Love doesn't go away.

He simply changed the circumstances.

>>577746675
are there moar pics of her?

>>577748475
This lady cannot afford a lawyer. Apparently

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>>577748392

I had one of those.

It doesn't work.

It broke before I even got into it.

>>577749426
he has lives in WA his entire life

>>577738787

what happened /b/, is he kill?

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>>577749728

>>577749931
hiding in portland

>>577740382

Fuck off. If Amber Lynn were a cat, we'd go ape shit. We defend those who can't defend themselves, and try to learn from those who couldn't.

And as far as doing "anything like [that] in real life," you're absolutely right. But that does not make me "whimpy," that only makes me a non-murderer.

>>577745298
Dude, youre lame as fuck irl aren't you? I could give a fuck about thos stupid bitch and her dumb kods but you just sound lile the physical embodiement of fat aspie fucks

>>577749404
Of course he was arrested before. Look at that ugly tatooed up white trash cunt that he was fucking. You don't find something like that (with a 13 year old kid, no less) attractive without a job that requires you to wear a name tag.

If he didn't kill her, the meth eventually would have. She looks like a worn out diner dame.

Well, she did. Now she looks like what's inside my vacuum cleaner.

>>577738787
>37. Nicknames: From first to last- joker, cool-dave, the axe, dangerous-dave, none now. I'm just Dave

And now...Dave the King of /b/

>>577751000
Hail

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Congrats 4chan, you made it onto DrudgeReport!

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>>577750243

First rule of 4chan, after the rule that says we don't talk about 4chan...

Why hasn't this website been shut the fuck down already? FBI must be aware of the sociopaths that roam this fucking board.

Its disgusting. I find it funny how you faggots find humor in every tragedy, yet you are that one faggot in the back of the class who no one even knows is there. There's nothing funny about this.

I wish you fucks experienced tragedy similar to this. Maybe it will restore your long lost humanity.

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>>577751616

I already contact the FBI and Homeland Security

They said that they are monitoring every thread here and cross-checking every message to find that murderer dude in Port Orchard, Washington...

They think that the killer is going to start threads claiming innocence and blaming others for his actions...

I told them I think that OP needs to be fully vetted.

The fact this thread has lasted this long is a testament to my premise.

Occam's Razor.

I think they should get DNA samples from every one of us fags.

Who wants to help fill the specimen cup?

If you won't do it voluntarily, it is because you have something to hide.

>>577751616
Why hasn't this website been shut the fuck down already? FBI must be aware of the sociopaths that roam this fucking board.

Its disgusting. I find it funny how you faggots find humor in every tragedy, yet you are that one faggot in the back of the class who no one even knows is there. There's nothing funny about this.

I wish you fucks experienced tragedy similar to this. Maybe it will restore your long lost humanity.

>>577751616
>one faggot in the back of the class who no one even knows is there
One person knows we were there

>>577751616
Kek.

Seriously, let's suppose the guy uploaded the pictures to facebook. So Facebook should be shut down, right?
That makes so much sense. Go back to reddit.

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>>577751248
Yes

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>>577751616
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I’ll have you know I never graduated from anything but always wanted to blow all the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret nighttime raids on my refrigerator, and I have over 300 excess pounds on my svelte frame. I am trained in gorilla humping and I’m the top masturbator in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another target to get aroused by. I will wipe my splooge from away my dick after I've fantasized of fucking you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am beginning to lsowly undress and remove my secret frilly panties. The jizm storm that will hit your pathetic grin with a fury and you will have to wipes out the pathetic load from the ugly thing you call your face. I dream of you, kid. I can cum be anywhere, anytime, and I can cum over seven hundred times a day, and that’s just with my bare hands and a little lotion. Not only am I extensively trained in lip-to-ass love, but I have access to an entire arse and I will use it to its full extent to please you sexually and erotically. You will wipe my load from your miserable off your face and asshole, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. After cumming on you, I will furiously shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>577752096
Hey newfag, you just got trolololololololed by copypasta.

Sack of shit. Die in a fire.

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>>577750243
No. Reddit and the fags you cunts rode in with do that.

If you don't like it, don't come to /b/. Every time something like this happens, you and the professional mourners and SJW's come here en masse complaining about how horrible people are and post your stupid 2 edgy pics and try to act like you're above it all to make yourselves feel better. Yet you're here, looking at the pictures. You're here promoting the threads. You're part of the problem.

Everyplace needs a place like this. Where you can cut loose. Be terrible. Say horrible things. Even, occasionally, kill a woman and post up the pictures. Because there is a segment of the population that not only wants it, but almost needs it. Just like fags need fagporn and AIDS bars, we need our special place too.

And who the fuck are you to deny us that, you intolerant, insensitive son of a bitch?

You have a billion other places to go, you aspie cunt. Fuck off back to reddit or fark if you don't like it.

>>577751982
/b/ never used to be this edgy. It only happened about 5 or 6 years ago.

>>577752336
Wooo. ID is Faps. Yes, yes I do fap.

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>>577751982
hey asshole he was gonna kill that chick whether or not 4chan existed. but now, because of his hubris we have absolute proof. fag's gonna pussy out of the suicide and get the death sentence

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>>577752756
hey dumb little newfag bitch, welcum to copyspaghetti you fucking cunt nipple. I bet you rape your sister for shits and fuck off.

>>577752326
Like I was the only one, fucking idiot.

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Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this banana once the mainstream banana and feminist bananas get winds that some anon bananaed this banana for our entertainment, you faggots have officially fucked this banana for good, FUCK.

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>>577744332
What do you think the stats would be if it was the good things that happened in the world?

The bible says we live in a fallen world because of adam and eve's choices. I laugh when people think it's suppose to be all good.

>>577752968
>cunt nipple

>>577753060
that's a really funny post

>>577753060
I really really like this picture.