Fuck the NZ threads over the last few days have had some pretty good traffic
I wish he'd stop doing segments on us. For a guy who prides himself on going in depth into topics his coverage of New Zealand is basically "it's a hilariously trivial little place where people talk funny."
Nah, John Oliver was talking shit about the way we say things differently to other countries, more specifically the way we say flag as "fleg", but afterwards, the host (Simon Dallow is it?) goes
>"Ironic coming from a British man that hosts an American Chat show talking about New Zealand"
I fucking kek'd
If you don't act like you think you're funny the americans won't understand your jokes
So can we all agree that this flag replacement (specifically the one in my pic) is fucking awful and looks like a box of weet-bix?
L O L
I'm surprised it's still up honestly
>Rest of world confused between Australian and New Zealand flag
>John Key always being sat under the Australian one
>All Blacks only thing New Zealand is known for throughout the rest of the world
>Donate their uniform for the new national flag
"H-here you go Mister Prime Minister, hope th-they don't make you sit near Tony Abbott no more"
can never get too comfy mate. Rosa Kato by the way, Jap-Italian qt, my one 10/10
How big is your penis
kek i know, i try not to think about it
wait what's the average again? 6 inches?
this. real shit, dawg
I used to make an NZ thread everytime i had a lonely drink on a saturday night. They were nice. Well the first two were, the third got deleted in like 15 or so minutes
Hey bros, Toerags reporting in.
Just take a deep breath and know that you are one lucky son of a bitch to live here.
Apparently, that is a non-argument.
Which is stupid.
I also find the argument of "fuck England, we don't need them any more" hilarious. New Zealand is a relatively tiny country. Oh, so you don't want to be part of the Commonwealth any more? Yeah, good fucking luck with that.
Seriously, anyone who voted for John Key should just go kill themselves right now. Literally ANYONE was better to vote for. Even that cancerous shit that is Labour. John Key is just fucking up the country.
You know why he is having a referendum (or two, actually) for the flag? To give an illusion of choice. But they'll just ignore the referendums again, like always. And don't you worry, not many people will give a shit, because most of NZ is a bunch of ignorant fucks.
By the way, how are you guys enjoying not having lunch breaks at work now?
me too. creepy. don't steal my shit okay!
>By the way, how are you guys enjoying not having lunch breaks at work now?
I'm damn sure we were meant to actually be paid during our lunch breaks but I know of not one person that ever was.
I'm sure the law was a paid thirty minute break?
Oh, fuck, that's good.
Level three gold there, mate.
Not sure what you're talking about, anon. Everyone WAS meant to have a 10-minute break every two hours (or something close to two hours - I can't remember exactly), and one 30-minute lunch break. But they've since amended that over this past weekend so that employers don't have to give you breaks. At all. Because logic. They rushed that bill through so quickly. It's fucking bullshit. You know, Labour may have made the country completely broke, but at least they wouldn't have fucked us so much.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ive had way too much coffee
<THese things wer e so cash
>implying they're not talking about uni
Faggot, kill yourself and GTFO.
Because if you're talking about level 1 and 2 being underaged, then you'd be referring to NCEA, not university, and if you're not including level 3 (which many people can be 17 if/when they do NCEA level 3), then it's likely you're one of those people doing it still. Oh shit, you're 18. You're a big boy now. I'm sorry.
I always watch out for rapists.
"oi, the police are coming, bro, might want to put your cock back inside your pants and get home. Don't worry, I'll clean up. Nah, don't mention, lel, I know you won't".
> university graduate
> interview with at least 30 NZ companies
> best of the lot, world renowned, have dinner with CTO
> offer is 85k firm
> casually decide to interview with random american company
> instant offer 120k starting
LMFAO NZ. Enjoy being poor.
Yeh mate, still there and still amazing. $10-14 for a massive plate, open until like 4am or something crazy even week nights.
actual chinese food too, not that greasy westernized shit
this. pls no bully
(imagine pic related says "no bully" i lost that pic amongst my other shit on my computer and this is all i have
I dunno man that's pretty dark.
new nzflag btw
Yeah I had Chinese tonight and it was the shitty Western type.
Never again, I will start making my own.
Fraser St, bro, please, no. Are you close to Fraser Cove or are you clsoer to town?
I personally don't give a shit about Singapore, but then I can't stand the Chinese for the most part (and I do have Chinese friends. It's not a racist thing - most of them just rub me the wrong way, and their culture is so western that it makes me feel fucking eastern).
My first choice is Japan, my second choice being Canada, and my third would be England. And no, I'm not a fucking weeaboo. I know Japan isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and I like a hell of lot more than just anime. Fucking weeaboos are disgusting.
You live in the fucking rest home you old cunt?
I had to take an old guy back there the other week because he snuck out, went out for a drink, and was wandering the streets because he couldn't remember how to get home.
Actually this....again. I was actually intending to try to branch out to Japan from Singapore after a couple years. Not a weeb either, I just think it's an intriguing country and wanna see the old countryside etc
we better design something before we get stuck with this shit.
No, I just thought I had you pinned down as someone I knew and If I'd of said no to being a girl you would've figured out my identity.
I would help you out on the weed front but my dealer went all crazy on me recently.
They're dicks like that, aye. Got ripped off hard the other week.
Serves me right from buying from a fucking gay Moari. Rips me off then fucking texts me at two in the morning "Horny?"
You clearly haven't read the bill at all or understand the previous or existing labour laws. Please read a book before blabbering on the internet when quoting entirely incorrect bs :)
i don't really care if people smoke weed. i used to do the reminder to b8 people and now it's just habit
Oh yeah it really has not got any better throughout the movie. But the movie I wanna watch (Nut Job - Will Arent as well funnily enough but very funny from the looks of it) I have promised to watch with the misses so I'm stuck with this crap.
Where you located bro
Holy shit, would you believe that I only just saw that movie this year? It was SO fucking fantastic. Seriously. Can't believe I hadn't seen it before then.
Oh! I like your town. It's where I was able to order my TIE Interceptor from. Last one left in the country I think [X-Wing TMG.]
I wish I had the doe to buy cool shit like that.
it's okay anon, we all wanna tap that shit
Go the fuck to bed George you environmental engineering faggot