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OK /b/astards I'm back from a few days ago. Lets do this again!
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My name is Izzy and I ain't too dizzy and I've got a story to tell.
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My name is Izzy and I ain't too dizzy and I've got a story to tell.
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My name is Izzy and I ain't too dizzy and I've got a story to tell.
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My name is Izzy and I ain't too dizzy and I've got a story to tell.
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Niggers, sluts, hoes, and bitches.
Get raped by tigers, end up needin stitches
Niggers from Nigeria
Uh, yea, uh
Fuck me in the ass with a 12 foot long dildo, cum in my mouth, nigger
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>>577451070
im a big bitch and i suck donkey dicks for loose change
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My name is Izzy and I ain't too dizzy and I've got a story to tell.
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Orange. Silver.
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that feeling when this post will be under 21 so no rap a da rap.
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My name iz Dizzy and I ain't too Izzy and I've gotz a story to tellyzee
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My name is Izzy and I ain't too dizzy and I got a story to tell
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Hannah Montana, sippin on the finest Carlos Santana
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>>577451070
Mitch is a Dowie dowie black
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My name is Izzy and I ain't too dizzy and I've got a story to tell.
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these words will hypnotize me into becoming gay, gay forever with a million aids
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Vomit on his shirt already, mom's spaghetti
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My name is Izzy and I ain't too dizzy and I got a story to tell
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My name is ayy and i ain't too lmao and I've got a story to tell.
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And Bateman the drone boy
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as long as i'm alive i'ma live illegal
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About to drop this shit like it's the twin towers.
Suck off moot and give him pretty flowers.
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I came back from the grave
wrecked havoc on the PAVEEEE MENT
Smashing the competition-ition
Sign my petition-ition
to keep me from my ammunition-ition

Fresh outta tha pen
came out, still ain't got no sense
Felt like I died and came back again
Never again will I be murdered, past tense
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Mike Hawk hangs 3 inches off the ground. Got lynched last round
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Let it burn
Wanna let it burn, wanna let it burn
Wanna wanna let it burn
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Ok op time to shine ;)
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>>577452538
>:)
Don't do that
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swallowing handfuls of benadryl
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motha fuckin hoes
killing negros
Bitches trippin

Imma need a some more rope
lynching niggas is hard work
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>>577452320

Truth is, I'm already dead
Sick and demented
Nothing you can do about it
Being locked up only fermented
The germs interfering with my thought processes
It's too late now, like a hydra I lost my head
and gained two more. Here it
GOOOOOOEEEEEESSSS
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>>577451070
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga NIGGA NIGGA
nigga nigga NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA SHEEIT
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Dangerous,
Angus,
Nigger tongue my anus.
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>>577451070
Like every other college kid i was a drunk a nineteen year old punk wakin up around lunch
weed bags pumped
and we call them trees
so you best believe that we turn them into STUMPS
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ayo dim don wick, horse house brick
top kek sick, jap mouth lick
tik tok tik, gimme a dick

glass lamp screen, red blue green
rap faggot serious, homosexual hitler delirious

penis walter chemistry, harry potter faggotry
feminist explosion wizardry, ISIS is standing next to me

truly yours, MC faggot
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>>577452679

I will never forget them hoes
Who?
My foes
Truest of throes
Took my throne
Killed my bros
Broke my bones
Burned my HO-ME
EVERYTHING-I-HAD-BURNED-TO-ASHES

and from the darkest matter

I ROSE
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>>577452641
Haha I will do what I want Jew scum
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Ahab:
"Look sharp, marines!"
"Dead whale or sunk boat!"
"Hunt him 'til he spouts black blood"
"And rolls fin up!"

Old Thunder ye once was called,
Fulfill the prophecy

All but one shall be entombed
In the deep gulf of doom

Beware the white demon
Beware the blasphemous end

(Ahab: "I am Ahab!"
"I am the prophet and the fulfiller!"
"Who's over me?"
"So be it!")
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>>577453009
If rhymes were Valiums id be comfortably numb
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Gotta be the one to bite the bullet, I'm a sinner but I be I could have been a better man
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me and my LA homies, bout to hit the bar
gettin all the ladies on their knees, screamin allah akbar

drank so much yo im feeling bloat-ed(emphasis on bloat)
yo canadianboy pass me the goat-eh(emphasis on goat)
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>>577452679
sometimes i lick my kneecap
sometimes i think i have the clap
life is ruff if you a true boi
i like to be tuff so i use a toy
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My name is Izzy and I ain't too dizzy and I've got a story to tell.
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What's 9 +10
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>>577453193
Niiiiice
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me and my LA homies, bout to hit the bar
gettin all the ladies on their knees, screamin allah akbar

drank so much yo im feeling bloat-ed(emphasis on bloat)
yo canadianboy pass me the goat-eh(emphasis on goat)

laying down, wondering who I'm going to blow up next
obama, sarcozi, its gonn to make a mess

sand niggers are owning this shit
black carpets on your women, time to join ISIS
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Dicks in my dick, suckin my dick.
Can't get a dick, cos im suckin on a dick.
Wish I had a million dicks, because I'd suck em all day.
Fuck you cocksucka, im OP and im a gay.
Suckin dicks fo Lyyyiiiifffffffeee!
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Niggerpenis antiestablishment
sayin yo to the government
interior crocodile penis monger
life is goin' slow but the penis is longer
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>>577453398
Shut up bruv
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a product of the internet, thats what i am
ever since i got started on the mean streets of 4chan
gore threads,cp and traps dressed in drag
before i knew it it was too late - i'm a furfag
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>>577451070
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>>577451070
BITCH YOU GUESSED IT

WHO!

You were right
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>>577452964

and as I lay here I realize
what it means to be a newborn
In a mother's eyes
No hate, no pain, no scorn
Have to keep telling myself it's not a lie
I truly am ALIVE
My eyes lost sight of the prize
Perhaps I have always been blind?

Or was I blinded?
By the hatred and resentment of being hounded.
Here I stand, back where I started.

New life, old habits
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Whats 9 plus 10?
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>>577453968
holy shit what a faggot
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>>577454214
21 get
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>>577454370
You stopid
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sing anaconda
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EH I'm buck far round 2, suckin dicks all day
FUCK YEAH IM A MASSIVE GAY
DO YOU HAVE A DICK? I'LL SUCK THAT SHIT.
DO YOU HAVE A COCK? I'M JUST A MASSIVE FAGGOT.
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
BREAK A DOGS LEG SO IT CAN'T GET AWAY.
THEN I SUCK ITS BALLS UNTIL MY TONGUE BLEEDS
THEN I SNAP IT"S OTHER LEGS AND SUCK ITS ASSHOLE
YEAH YEAH SUCK ITS FUCKING ASSHOLE
SUCK IT LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY THEN I FUCK IT HARD WITH MY CCCCCAAAAAWWWWWWWKKKK
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SUCKIN COCK ALL DAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FUCK ALL THE HATERS
FUCK ALL THE HATERS
FUCK ALL THE HATERS

WHAM WHAM WHAM PUNCH MY MOTHER IN THE FACE THEN CRY A LITTLE AND APPOLOGISE, FUCKKER.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>577453968
>>577454228

Do you believe in reincarnation?
I doubt it. You seem to lack a strong foundation.
I didn't once pray to god yet here I am.
Perhaps this is the damnation
Sent from his hands.
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>>577454571
reroll
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>>577451070
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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>>577453805

let me ask you this
who's more canerous?
OP?
with his faggotry?
or Heaven so slanderous?
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This is gonna be so fucking gold, if you rap it, record it and post it to Youtube under the title "number 21 rap". You can rap my post too, if it's above 21, but do it all the way, not just a part.
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My name is Izzy and I ain't too dizzy and I've got a story to tell.
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Fist my ass hard and RAW
Fist my ass with your FIST
RIP A TOENAIL OFF WITH MY FORESKIN
BEND A BAR STOOL WITH MY ASSHOLE
SHIT IN A BAKERY
CUNT CUNT CUNT
Have a pleasent day FUCK SHIT ASSSSSSSSSSSSS
CUNT IT ALL NIGHT
SUCK IT LIKE IT'S A COCK
FUCK MY ASS IM A HOMO (HOMO HOMO HOMO)
JAM IT IN MY ASS
JAM IT IN MY ASS
JAM IT IN MY ASS
JAM IT IN MY ASS
FUCK YEAH IM A FAGGOT FACE DICK SUCCKA HERE TO PLEASE MEN ALL NIGHT
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK ME IN THE ASS
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMYU
PUT THE CUM IN MY TUMMY

PEACE, dickshit.
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>>577455121
Winrar
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>>577455121
>winrar
teim to deliver op
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>>577455121
>21
winrar!!
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>>577451070
smoke meth
fuck bitches
hail satan
hit swishers
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>>577453968

Standing upon the rooftop of my burned apartment
I try to compartmentalize the wicked thoughts that led to my abandonment
Of the truth
Bu' the truth is
I never believed it, and at a young age I chose the life of a sinner
I'm not going back in the burner
So this time, I made I sure I strapped a bomb to my shelter
Just in case I come back alive, I won't remember
The self-assisted suicide. Deliver my alter ego

But first I must let go
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Shut up guys, 21 has already been posted
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Now waiting for delivery
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>>577455121
This should counr
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>>577455485

Yeah, yeah. I know. I didn't refresh fast enough.

Let's keep it bumped with some /b/-only shit.
I want to see the gore, shoops, jokes and poop that's too vile for other boards
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>>577451070
When will you deliver?
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>>577455775
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Op better not be a bitch.
Deliver that shit you queer!
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>>577455871

Come on now, I'm keeping my posts tame as a baseline.
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>>577455871
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>>577455121
or is it just /b/?
filled with retards and criminals?
and autists filling thoughtless arguments with too many syllables?

>see what i did there
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>>577456252

NOW WE'RE IN BUSINESS
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hold your horses faggots im recording
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>>577455121
fuck. ive never written any rap before and i wasn't done with my shit

see>>577456338 i was on a roll guise
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>>577456410
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>>577456410
wat
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>>577456557

You're telling me?
Check this shit out:

>>577452320
>>577452679
>>577452964
>>577453968
>>577455427
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>>577456748
Wat wut m8?
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>>577456591

IDUNGETTIN
>izded?
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>>577456774
i was reading your shit, you inspired me faggot
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>>577457070
Gon2soon RIP in peace
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Too Soon!!
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>>577451070
praise christ for george zimmerman, hero of us all
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>>577456774
The first 2 posts remind me of Cage
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My name is Izzy and I ain't too dizzy and I've got a story to tell.
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>>577457221
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>>577457080
>>577457383

Really?

Ohgosh.jpg
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>>577457070
I do not enjoy this.
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>>577457627
im the cook
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>>577457815

Perhaps this is more to your liking?
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>>577457815
This better?
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>>577457942
How bout this?
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>>577451070

I suck mad dicks like a bitch til I'm dizzy
Juggalo thug nigga nigga nigga shizzy
Huge fuck dicks, dirty ass twat
I'm just an old man masturbating in a sock
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>>577457627
That's no penis, that's a mushroom.
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>>577456591
Too soon man cmon
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>>577458078
>>577457940

No, no, he is most certainly into this
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>>577457940
this is one thing i was not expecting to see tonight
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>>577458242
Indeed anon... The mushroom king
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>>577457940
I can enjoy this.
>>577457942
I cannot enjoy this.
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>>577456521
mfw i recorded the whole thing and my mic wasnt plugged in. hang on rerecording
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>>577458387

Oh, Jesus, what the fuck did I just beat off to?
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>>577458387
>>577458435

Have some more, then pee break
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>>577458467
HAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA THAT'S INSANE
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>>577458558
Been there done that, it blows.
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>>577458558

That means you do all posts up until post >>577458558
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>>577458663
god this must be halo 3 fucking casuals
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>>577459058
>fucking casuals
kek
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>>577457627
>>577458467
Uhh thats a shop right?
If not I am very curious
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bumping with random
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One minute till the delivery time runs up. If it takess longer, we don't have to pay
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>>577451070
DELIVERY!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10cFtHTqqQZ
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>>577458663

I'm back from the oval orifice
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>>577456774
so? This is shit. Allll shit
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>>577460231

No download link?
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>>577460231
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s10cFtHTqqQZ
10/10
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>>577460231
why did I listen to this lol.

>Bobby shmurda hot nigga beat
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>>577460483
0/10
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>>577460231
I love you OP, had a few keks. Hope to see more from you.
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This iz gud, keep bumped
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1. You missed some posts, some of them were long and awesome
2. Sometimes you lose the rhythm
3. Despite the above, it fucking rockd!

faggot
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>>577460871
what would you suggest. I hate listening to rap music so I don't know any good beats.
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>>577460231
>mfw you ended with my shitty lyric

Godspeed OP
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>>577460231
gotta love when op delivers
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>>577460871
shut up loser hot nigga is fire
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