Has anybody else got a dick this thick? I didn't think it

>>577408914
You are in the small majority of the population with this huge girth.

Both curse and a blessing.

thinly veiled show off thread.

captcha - was ployele

>>577408914
More pics?

>>577408914
Workout and join the porn industry, then you'll be lucky.
For ordinary girls, it's a curse, most girls doesn't like having their vaginas hurt everytime they fuck.

>>577409296
theres nothing to show off believe me, it's not practical to have a dick that thick

I have a diameter of 1.6in

Seriously that is a fucking massive dick.

Do you lose control of your left half when that thing gets big? Holy shit, thats one of the thickest dicks i've seen on the internet (real dicks mind you)

I would not want a dick that big to be honest, every woman you meet who isn't a veteran prostitute will have trouble with it.

>>577408914
Fuck man, thats a fat cock. 6 round here and the girls complain about mine...cant imagine the fucking bullshit you go through to get it in them

>>577408914
Better stick to assholes. Like mine.

That's.. impressive.

Can't believe I posted in a dick thread.

I got the most average cock in town.

>>577409548
then why do you feel the need to show it in every dick thread on soc and now make your own thread here? stop playin' games nigga, like you give a fuck about anyone elses dick girth, how the fuck does that impact you? it doesn't. you just like hurrr durrrr it's such a curse'ing in threads constantly.

>>577408914
Would poke prostate/10

ITT: newfags

>>577408914
is this shit pasta now or the same guy everytime?

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>>577409502
Last one I have atm, kind of a semi

I'm a grower too, I measure at about 4.5 inches flaccid and really not thick at all, so as a kid i was always shy

>>577409531
I would fucking love to, my family would love to disown me afterwards though

>>577409945
Because there are girls on /soc/ who quite like the size, add my snapchat and timestamp and then proceed to do whatever I tell them to

>>577409774
Never fucked an asshole, doubt I ever will

>>577409715
Alot of bullshit..

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>>577408914
femanon reporting in, would try to take in stride.

>>577410148
you just admitted you do it to show off right there nigga, so stop making bullshit threads claiming to care whether others have fat cocks too. Just make one saying "hey /b/ look at my fat cock, any femanons want my snapchat" at least then you'd be telling the truth.

>>577410148
Holy mother of god :o
Do girls blow you? how does it look?

>>577410348
add 'girthy-dude' If you'd want to see more, but I'd need proof you're a girl first

>>577410690
Relax man, if you don't like it ignore it, it has no effect on you either

>>577410771
It is fine for the first couple inches, after that teeth get involved, its not too long but the girth makes their mouths open so wide it starts scraping which isn't great

One girl got close to deepthroating it all once, she was incredibly good at it, but still couldn't get past a bit more than half way

>>577410348
GTFO, attention-whore

>>577410690
Dis nigga so jelly he can cure the scurvy of every pirate in Somalia

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don't you just love getting half hard and waving it around? best reaction you've had?

>>577411443
Just girls letting me know how sore I've made them, feels good knowing you won't be forgotten

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>>577408914
7.5x6" reporting, it took a full year for my current GF to manage a full fuck session without wincing, and most first encounters are pretty unsatisfying because they get sore pretty fast. Not to mention its pretty fucking tough to find a girl to suck it for more than 5 minutes due to jaw ache. Deepthroat is doable but hard to find. First time I ever got a real porn style blowjob was when I was 23 from an asian guy on craigslist, throated the whole thing no prob and went at it for 45 minutes, shit was dollars.

i'm about 7.5 long and 6.5 wide. only complaints i've ever had is if i fuck a girl several times or for a long while - and even then it's usually a happy "yea i'm super sore but that was a lot of fun" kind of complaint. i'm pretty happy with mine, seems like the right mix between "big" and "manageable"

only time i felt small was i was with a group of friends (including one female friend that i've wanted to fuck for years) and we got on the subject and I kinda hinted at being pretty big. i ended up hooking up with her a couple weeks later when she asked "sooo how big" and she neither confirmed or denied that I was big. though the fact that she said and did that might just mean that she's kinda skanky and was expecting a 10 inch miracle dong

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naht bad

>>577411051
deepthroating that monster, mother of god... she has a talent

>>577408914
I'm mirin

8" x 6.5

i like making them hurt, i dont slow down so it always turns kind of rapey. feels good man

>>577408914
This is one of my biggest issues with having a huge penis. Every girl I've ever tried having sex with has had to stop short because no matter how much prep time or revved up we could get her, it was just painful large and she just couldn't endure it. What makes it worse is that blowjobs aren't much of an option either cuz of the lockjaw. It's honestly a curse.

>>577411631
I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

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>>577408914

there's a fuckton of slack-cunted whores gonna just love your piece - advertise that shit nigga = all the baggy poon you can handle

>>577411631
It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

>>577408914
It's not that rare. As slutty as girls are nowadays, they can barely handle an average dick at the best of times.

>>577411631
I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them.

>>577411631
Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

>>577412791

start fucking horses

>>577411631

I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

>>577412791
kek'd


I always thought I was pretty average. Measured myself one day to discover Im packing 7' x 7'

Kinda worried sex is going to pose more of a problem than a pleasure. But hey, if OP is going to advertise his shlong to femanons i guess I will as well. Hit me up on kik: lanciiii

>>577408914
Cheese and rice OP... consider porn, FUCK.

for those with 7inch how do you deal with condoms?

>>577413760
7x6 here man...its not a huge problem. I mean ya need some lube, some foreplay and ya should be fine

>>577414012
Magnums, they got you covered

I'm about as thick as an average sized can of spray deoderant. Am I average? ;_;

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It's fun having a big dick

>>577414119
I only used them once but it really weakened my erection

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>>577408914

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlmj3V2njk8

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>>577413672
I'm sorry were you under the impression that I considered myself straight?

got an 8 inch dick with only 6 in girth

>>577414119
not that guy but i feel like i'm just slightly too big for normals but not quite large enough for magnums. or maybe it's just in my head cause i hate condoms

>>577414463
Thats an issue using condoms in general man - lotta guys loose some wood effect when ya pull them on

>>577408914
Fuck men.
You'll be VERY well appreciated.

>>577414889
Yea, best solution man...hit the condom machines. Try a bunch on till you find a good fit. I buy for the thickness personally,

>>577414893
thanks anon, I never understood the hate for condoms until that happened

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>>577414629
No, I'm sure you're "bi" like all fucking faggots in denial.

how to bigger dick

>>577415174
Yeah man I hear that. Get it in and start pounding...75% gets back to 100 pretty easily

>>577409889

i think my cock is more average than yours.
5x5

I didn't think I had any girth until I tried fucking my girlfriend for the first time. I didn't realize 6" girth was even above average. I know it doesn't have anything on that monstercock in OP's pic, but it's more than my gf can handle

>>577408914

post your stats OP?

height
weight
age

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Do you faint when you get hard ?

>>577415685
6'2
80kg
20

>>577415648
Feels /b/ro - 6 round too, and yea, they can struggle

>hurr durr I always tought i was pretty average with 7"x7"
its intredasting: everyone here walks around with a baseball bat pornstar sized dong, how is that?