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>>577281269
#dorritobournEbola

That's not how Ebola spreads. Jesus, at least put some effort into making it believable.

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posting in a hysteria thread

>>577281269
Got a link to the sauce?

>>577281768
.......

now we wait for stoners to share smoking devices after eating an infected bag of Doritos

People who eat Doritos deserve to die anyway.

>>577281768
yeah
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Whenever I see articles like this, I get the image in my head of some Big Pharma agent in a trench coat going around spreading Ebola with vile dropper and some rubber gloves
>one drop on this handrail in new your subway
>one drop on this door nob

I mean, everyone knows that the rich want to deplete the world population by 90%

>>577282623
I'm with this guy. Fake cheese covered pieces of shit. If you're putting that in your body clearly you don't give 2 fucks about your health.

>>577282929
If you actually believe any of that then I pity you. Also, go outside sometime.

>>577281269
>2014
>taking anything fox news says seriously

>>577282929

no ones going to sabatoge their own fucking company. Also where the fuck would you get a sample of ebola and even if you had that sampple why would you spread it over some food what in the fuck would anyone get out of that

use your fucking head you gigantic conspirator faggot

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There are a couple people on twitter ratting /b/ out on this from a previous thread.

Ebola is spread through contact with an infected person's bodily fluids. This isn't real obviously.

>>577284214
i think it could still slide. general public might not fully be aware of that.

>>577284214
implying that 90% of the public has any idea about ebola's actual characteristics

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Using 4chan as a tool to smash competitors with a rumor of ebola in product.
Fucking genius. Nice play. gg.

>eat a bag of Doritos from the dorm vending machine yesterday
>now find out Ebola-chan was hiding in it
I am not worthy of her loving embrace.

>>577282929
Why would they want to kill of the consumers?

>>577281269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtC0k1Xr7xE

spread this too while yo uare at it

if anyone believes this, they are stupid as shit

>>577283264
> Updated November 2nd 2014
someone fix that lol

>>577281642

most people don't know that. this'll freak them the fuck out

http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2l4kdo/ebolaindoritos/
DOWNVOTE THIS SHIT

>>577290107
The worst part is we can't blame reddit for that. It's glory whores that use this site.