name a better super power than telekinesis /b/ >protip: you

control time.

/thread

>>577277287
The power to absorb other's powers.

>>577277287
the ability to be realistic

The power to not be a faggot like OP

>>577277669
so boring

>>577277468
this

the ability to make op a non-faggot

Omnipotence, so I could give everyone the same ability as you to make you feel normal and boring again.

ill sedate you by spking your food /drink and then drown you.
how would telekinesis fare with a concrete slab on your feet a la mafia, you cant fly away or propell yourself because water cant displace water for motion.

>>577277534
/thread

>>577277287
A .45

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>>577277287

Reality manipulation.

Franklin Richards yo.

>>577277287
Your version of telekinesis includes sub-molecular bullshit.

A better super power is Bink's power from A Spell For Chameleon. He is invulnerable to magic, danger, and death - basically the entire source of magic wants him to live so it manipulates every living thing to ensure he winds up okay. It's like having Ultimate Plot Armor.

He cannot be killed or even put into danger. He will live a long, awesome life and his kids will inherit powerful magic.

>>577277669
You mean like in real life when not talking about imaginary powers? Must suck to be the only person like that in existence.

>>577277468
Time is everything OP. You'll realize this after high school. As the anon I'm replying to already said /thread

>>577277287

what movie is this from again? wanna check it out

>>577277287
>i can slow to down the vibration of molecules to turn gases to solids
>i can slow to down
>slow to down
>to down
>to
mfw

>>577278509

doesn't matter, if you control time, you control everything.

>>577277468
reversing time wont stop you from failing again and again and again

>>577278658
Chronicle

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>>577278170
im not into it anon

>air bubbles
>break concrete
>lift myself and concrete anyways (I'm lifting my own body, not propelling myself with air, or water or whatever

nigger try harder

>>577277468
Well that was fast.

Op is a faggot.

>>577278473
While Dr Manhattan has all the powers of a god, he's enslaved by time. Forced to go with the flow of existence.

>>577278658
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1706593/
It's pretty fucking decent and now I want to watch it again

>>577278658
Chronicle

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The ability to stop time and all things around you instantly and for as long as you want. You can still interact with people and objects while time is frozen. You do not age while time is frozen.
>Take anything you want (Money, food)
>Do anything you want (Rape but they'll never have the emotional trauma, steal)
>Never waste time sleeping or doing work
>Maximum efficiency


No fucking brainer.

>>577278862
>Implying controlling time is limited to reversal
>Like this is some kind of Prince of Persia bullshit

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I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how much more awesome my super powers are than faggy telekinesis.

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>>577278170
what

>>577277287
>shapeshift
/thread

>>577278658
>chronicle

best superhero/ super power movie ever. you really should

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>>577279130
How cute

>>577279017
Not really. He sees all of time and space simultaneously.

>>577277287
Mind control.

Before you can think, I can brainwash you into inserting any inanimate object you see up your ass everytime you even think of trying to ruin someone's life.

>>577279128
>implying going into the future is going to help you
Unless you can travel through time without feeling the effects of time (like a time machine) its fucking pointless.

>>577277534
and whos power would you steal. we dont live in a world where people have powers

>>577277468
this

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>>577277287
imm ortality

>>577277287
I control time, therefore eliminating your ability to force change upon the information in the environment.

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>>577277287
98% of the things you listed have no application in real life scenarios and are impractical in every sense of the word

>create hurricanes and tornadoes across the world
Why?

The majority of the things you listed are just different ways to kill someone, you edgy piece of shit.
>>577277468 is the only correct answer.
>2014
>not stopping time and sniffing a girls asshole

>2014
>not stopping time and then cumming on a girl

>>577277287
The ability to replicate the abilities of other gifted people around you. Your an unimaginative person and I would like to show you how your ability could be used right.

>>577277287
Speed force is way more OP

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>>577277468
>first comment
>OP gets BTFO

>>577277287
>teleportation with the ability to teleport other things as well, and not just myself.

>super speed equal to Flash

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>>577277468

/checkmate

>>577279128
>implying if at any point in time i see you i can't rip you apart like a goddamn black hole in a split second

game on bitch

>>577279269
Never played the second one. Heard it was buggy, and shitacular.

Still, either one would be better than telekinesis, amirite?

>>577279130
>>577279269
you're both adorable. let me fire you into the sun so you can both be flaming faggots for eternity

>freeze time
>go to sleep
>the air around me gradually becomes carbon dioxide because air doesn't move when time is stopped
>I die in my sleep frozen in time forever
What now, timefags?

>>577278950
also, biology fag here
how tje fuck would telekinesis help you speed up your nervous system?
never heard that recepters and channels follow rules and enzyme kinetics, i.e they're always functioning at full capacity unless they are subject to a regulatory enzyme or co substrate. and given you have Telekensis why would you think you're brain would have the power or differentiate between Pottasium, Sodium, Chloride and Calcium or any element for that matter? you're treading into quanyum Mechanics you can't hope to comprehend

>>577279964
Why the fuck would you stop time and go to sleep?

>>577277287
chronomancy

>>577279964
>going to sleep while time is frozen
are you retarded, son?

>>577279276
He sees everything but he's still limited with what has actually happened. He knew Silk Spectre had sex with Nite Owl, but he couldn't react to it until she told him.

>Power to control time
>Be magic me
>Go back in time
>Find OP's mom
>Fuck her
>Fast forward 12 years and 9 months
>Kick OP's ass literal seconds before he makes this gay ass thread
>Flim flammed the zim zam

sv_gravity 100
noclip

those work better

Gravity Manipulation

>>577279326
>implying i can't fight it by manipulating chemicals inside my brain
>implying it would take me a split fucking instant to disconnect your brain stem and laugh at your twitching body

>>577280170
>>577280178
All that rape made me tired, I need some sleep

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>>577277287
You're the fucking edgiest edgemeister ever. You might as well have said 'be god'.

You imagine a super power at it's highest possible level, what's the point of that? No creativity. That would be fucking boring. Once again, you might as well just say 'be god' as your power and you wouldn't have to type out all that autistic, cringy shit. Congratulations, your actual super power in real life is autism and your power level is over 9000.

why would you want to teleport, you deatroy and reassebly you're body on the othet side i.e. you're no longer you, you're a carbon copy of the original asshole

Nagato's powers from Naruto.

>/thread

>>577279383
he's already absorbed the power of faggotry

Pretty much rather just have supernaturally good luck than anything.

>Nothing to get you ostracized from humanity (so pretty much nothing blatant). Loneliness is a bitch yo.
>You control what you want so you can determine the way the luck swings. If being lucky means hitting a non-lucky streak so people won't be all super jelly, then that's cool. No midas' touch.

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Time really is the most OP power, though.

The only reason Dio lost is because Jotaro gained time powers of his own.

King Crimson would have been unbeatable if not for the sudden asspull that was GER.

>>577277287
it depends on what you want it for. i personally would prefer the ability to change my appearance into anything i can imagine. that includes other people. you could commit any crime and never get caught (unless the stop you while youre committing the crime, even then you just have to get out of eyesight of the police and change appearance) and you could kill someone and take over their life.

>>577280264
you've never studied biology have you OP?

>>577277534
implying anyone else has a power?

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>>577279130
... the power of ebola?

>>577280394
You know that.
This

>>577280418
Depends on the kind of teleportation. Real danger is teleporting between objects or outside Earth

>>577279593
>>577279592
i was simply expressing what i would be capable of. not saying thats what i would actually do.

>sniffing a girls asshole
>cumming on a girl
because i don't need to stop time to do either of those things anon

>>577280360
>all that rape made me tired, I need some sleep
>unfreezes time
>proceed to sleep
is really that hard?

>>577280431
>>>/out/
not even /a/ would like you

>>577277468
This. No need to continue posting, the thread was over as soon as it started.

>>577280175
is that a fancy word for time control?

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>>577278473
Q pwns Dr. Manhattan

Q is the perfect example of an all powerful being. His only weakness was having his powers temporarily taken from him by other members of the Q continuum.

>>577279907
> Implying you would see me coming
Nigger you don't know the first thing about murder.

>>577277287
power to create pizza from thin air

>>577279907
Oh god yes please and thank you i'd love to be an eternal flaming faggot.
>>577279785
It is but the storyline makes it worth it. The ending kinda pissed me off though but i suspect and hope there'll be a third.

>>577277287
Name of the movie

>>577279964
>breathing up all the air on planet earth in 8 hours

damn nigger are you going through labor?

>>577277287
Forgot one

>Can cause mass vibrations at a molecular level to start fires.

Yes TK leads to PK.

>>577280418
lets not get into a fucking philosophy debate. we'll be here all day

>>577280725
precisely, you teleport to what you think is another point on earth, but really the earch has moved, as has thr solar system, as has the galaxy at an incredible rate i.e you're left in space unsure how the fuck to get back.
Super relativity bitches

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Shapeshifting would be a really neat power, too.

>You can finally be the little girl, or the Hulk, or a kamen rider
>with just a bit of forethought, you'll never get caught committing crimes
>You're now the ultimate pornstar, able to fulfill almost any fetish and bodytype, including ones not normally possible in reality.

Ability to manipulate probability.
Money? Check.
Luxury? Check.
Love? Check.
The suffering of your enemies? Check.
Wings? Fuckin check.

>>577281210
Not Earth, the air around you. Air won't move when time is frozen. Granted, it would be retarded to go to sleep while time is frozen.

the power of getting laid... of course that's a little too unrealistic for /b/

>>577281042
>implying i need to, with my perpetual force field

nigger you don't know the first thing about being all powerful

>>577277909
>>577278950
>>577279262
>>577279743
>>577279907

How about the power of being open-minded? You're literally shutting everybody's ideas down.

>>577279106
With those rules, that would be the best. But since everything needs a balance in nature, I'd have to say you do in fact age while time is frozen, and if you happened to freeze everything and died, well, shit.

The ability to cure disease would be nice

>>577281727
> Perpetual forcefield
Yeah, I'm certain you'll never have sex, shake someones hand or hug your mother for the rest of your life.
Perpetual forcefield, haha.

>>577281405
shit nigger, you right. you breathe in air, but air won't move to fill in the void so you can continue to breathe. unless you constantly keeping moving through oxygenated air you'll suffocate in a pocket of carbon dioxide

>>577281727
nigger you don't know the first thing about science
take your head out of the anime and shitty american tv shows and open up a fucking book

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I'd feel guilty about using it, but mind control is pretty great depending on how strong it is.

>Make people eager to give you anything you want
>Have an obedient harem as large as you desire
>Law enforcement can't touch you

And as a bonus, if other people with powers exist you can have those powers by proxy.

>>577281759
fuck you faggot.

im not the one who said "name a power that can kill me if i have telekinesis". everybody else decided to turn it into that. I've seen some cool suggestions though, from people who haven't pulled that shit