I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Roger, roger. Penis incoming, copy?
>>577239982
yes i too am tolerant, also a jumbo jet
Sorry, best you'll ever be is a Bell model 47
ha. haha
aaaahhhh.. top lel op top lel
>>577239982
best post all week LOL
I wanna see your triggers
>>577239982
lel/10
>>577239982
Lost at heliphobe
the only helicopter you will ever be
What're your triggers?
>>577239982
>Continuous laughter/10
thank you, this is the antidote to half-assed YLYL garbage.
>>577239982
Posting in a OC thread
>>577239982
Can relate my life as a banana had been nationally recognized by the present
>pic related its me
>>577239982
based copter
lmao
I fully support your right to be a helicopter, but you can't shoot missiles and rockets at unconsenting people. They have their own right to walk down the street unmolested by heliphiles.
>>577239982
9/10 kek
Think of the children
Toasting in epic bread
>>577239982
I am a Transhuman Gas Giant. My parents and friends call me an idiot for thinking I'll ever be able to attract asteroids and comets but I know they'll inevitably fall for me.