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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Roger, roger. Penis incoming, copy?
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>>577239982
yes i too am tolerant, also a jumbo jet
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Sorry, best you'll ever be is a Bell model 47
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ha. haha

aaaahhhh.. top lel op top lel
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>>577239982
best post all week LOL
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I wanna see your triggers
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>>577239982
lel/10
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>>577239982
Lost at heliphobe
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the only helicopter you will ever be
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What're your triggers?
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>>577239982
>Continuous laughter/10
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thank you, this is the antidote to half-assed YLYL garbage.
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>>577239982
Posting in a OC thread
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>>577239982
Can relate my life as a banana had been nationally recognized by the present
>pic related its me
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>>577239982
based copter
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lmao
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I fully support your right to be a helicopter, but you can't shoot missiles and rockets at unconsenting people. They have their own right to walk down the street unmolested by heliphiles.
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>>577239982
9/10 kek
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Think of the children
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Toasting in epic bread
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>>577239982

I am a Transhuman Gas Giant. My parents and friends call me an idiot for thinking I'll ever be able to attract asteroids and comets but I know they'll inevitably fall for me.
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