alright /b/, I wanna see the best sexy candids you got. Can be accidental, creep, whatever. No posed.
Actually think I have some I can boot
I would take the one on the right out for dinner, perhaps catch a play. Afterwards, I would take her home, and hope for a sweet good night hug, maybe even a kiss. The next morning I would call her to tell her what a lovely time we had, and that we should do it again some time.
Then as the week end approached I'd call her once again, suggest we go to the fair together. That night, that night, upon taking her home, she'll ask me up for tea. I'll except. We'll talk and then I'll reach to hold her hand.
long story short : Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
> be me, out for a jog in the park
> I'm not sure, but it looks like someone is getting a BJ behind that bush
> I curious at this point, It's 1PM on a Sunday
> There are kids about
> So I sneak around the benches, where the old man is feeding the quail
> That dude is getting a BJ, but wait it is not a lovely girl performing the act, its you
> I unholster the 9mm
long story short : Double tap, the world's a better place now
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